Character goes to bar

based beer get

Checked!!?

fucking based drunk

do you tip at a bar? when do you not? whats the ettiquette of ordering, and what drinks am i expected to know?
im 25...

haha the numbers are the sameee !!! xDD

>drinking fermented fruits
in 2019 instead of drinking exclusively some niggers semen

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Hey Nahmie, look at them nines

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>character goes into thread
>I'll have digits

>character goes to beer
>I’ll have a bar

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you tip after every drink unless you're running a tab

yeah, nothing like huffing cow farts, right my brown skinned friend?

>1,000 yang memes and now blacked spam
Is this peak tripfagging?

this
i once tried that and the bartender said no
would've been really expensive too

>character goes to a bar
>I'll have a lager
>gets a delicious Yuengling

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Unfortunately I don't have the pasta on hand.

Anglos have anal fixations due to high rates of pedophilia

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thoes nines

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>character goes to a restaurant
>I'll have some food

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For the kind of beer you can buy at a gas station, it's not bad. You could do a lot worse.

>character goes to the hood
>everyone is immediately mean to them

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Beer is the patrician choice.

>basketball / sports training scene
>TEN PERCENT LUCK, TWENTY PERCENT SKILL, SIXTEEN PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL

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It's just not a good day until you have some beer, right?

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>replying to yourself

Well stop acting so scared and off putting then. People can smell that fear and will take advantage of it. Just act like you find nothing wrong with being there and like you’re ok. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a scared cucky kid get stopped by cops because he acted too shifty cuz he was carrying drugs. That fear tells more about you than what you can say with your mouth

>Character goes into a bar
>I'll have a Coke
>What kind of Coke?
>Sprite

>character goes into a bar
>I'll have a Coke
>Is pepsi ok?

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>character goes to agriculture and food shop
>I'll have gummy bears

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>character goes into a bar
>”I’ll have some peanuts”
>”we don’t have any peanuts”
>character doesn’t stand up and leave

Have some self respect

was it tisms?

>Character goes into a bar
>Gimme 2 fingers

youtube.com/watch?v=JZPkCntVNSo

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Krager did that years ago.

was krager the one who hated anne hathaway?

>Cute girl goes to a bar
>Makes eye contact with a man
>Cut to scene of the guy violently penetrating her vagina for 30 minutes while he chokes her, then he proceeds to penetrate her ass doggy-style for some good 15 minutes so hard it starts to bleed while she screams "please, don't stop, i am a bitch! i am your sex slave!! punish me!" as he slaps her ass, then she starts sucking his dick deeptroath for 20 minutes straight while she pinches her tits and he brutally moves her head back and forth with his hand... then the man cums on her face and she swallows the cum that got ejaculated near her mouth, finally the man calls her a fucking whore and spits on her face.
>Next scene shows them waking up in bed the next morning
>Girl gets up and covers her body with a bed sheet
>"teehee! don't look at my naked body, you silly boy!"

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>character goes into a bar
>doesn't say anything even remotely funny

wow what a diverse commercial. i guess we all really can get along

Yeah, a rich celebrity berating the poor wagie for making sure that the customer gets what he actually wants and then mumbling like a tramp under a bridge will surely make people buy our products.
I think the ad exec responsible for this took a bit too much cocaine beforehand.

name 20 hentais where this happens

>character goes to a bar
>”get me a whisky”
>bartender comes with a nondescript bottle and pours drink
>bartender goes to leave
>”leave the bottle”
Truly the thinking man’s trope

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Yeah you can't legally do it. I used to run a bar and there's a way around it where if someone says that you can just poor out as many shots in the bottle and sell them separately to the same person, so he said that and we just gave him like 30 shots

>character goes into a wine bar
>give me a wine
>and leave the box

>character puts wine in a can
>"They'll never know!"

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>child goes into an Indian bar
>give me a child beer

Marvelous digits.

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>character walks into a bar
>"wohhh! im walkin' here!"

>character only brushes the front of their teeth
>doesn't rinse

> those digits
Okay. You order a "beer"
what do you end up with?
A budweiser? Coors lite?

how many shots are there in a 1l bottle?

Pro tip check the trip code. Not the same person

holy shit

>character goes into quickstop
>pack of smokes

>leave the bottle
>bartender doesn't immediately ask for the full, overinflated, price of the half empty bottle

The closest thing to "leave the bottle" is bottle service which is the most kike thing ever charging you $300 for a bottle of absolute and some places require it.

>tipping
Fucking ameripigs

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Magnificent numerals

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imagine being poor lmao

Get jiggy with my nines homeslice.

33

>character goes to the bathroom
>doesnt poo blood

ty

>character walks into a feces bar
>uhhh...gimme some feces, I guess

>character goes to a bar
>just waves hand gesture to the bartender

Based 9s

>Gimme an appletini... extra apple

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Based JD

lol

>character goes to bar
>doesn't wait until the person next to him orders something so he doesn't have to get the bartender's attention himself

>character

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