I’m thinking CANCELLED

Damn this guy could've been the best SNL cast member since Norm. Faggots and Retards gotta ruin everything

>SNL finally gets someone that I think represents me on their cast
Just be honest. The irony is that he's almost certainly not an actual racist, unlike OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=JZmIIfY0Kko

Sorry deplorables, its COMEDY IS NOW A GAY CHINAMANS GAME!

It wasn’t just some edgy comedy, he’s legitimately a huge racist and homophobe and there’s nothing wrong with that.

>he’s legitimately a huge racist and homophobe
WTF? I love this guy now! SNL IS GONNA BE THE BEST ITS BEEN IN YEARS WITH THIS GUY IN THE CAST, I HOPE IN THE FIRST SKIT HE CALLS THE GOOD BURGER GUY A NI*******

all these fags are so busy patting themselves on the back LIKE YAAY WE DID IT! FIRST ASIAN AND GAY ON SNL!!! But none mustve took the time to watch his comedy and realize hes incredibly unfunny, even Hannah Gadsbys funnier than this fag

this but unironically

>uses words like chinks, faggots, retards constantly

damn, he is perhaps.... /ourguy/ ??????

Well to be fair I won’t be happy until every faggot is in a conversion camp or zapped dead

3 days later they still havent fired him... hmmmm

I still think theyre waiting just incase a video of him say NAGGER comes out, if not i think hes good bros! really u aint a real racist unless you say the N one, nobody really cares about chinks or fags other than pink haired trans freaks on twitter

based yang.

Uhhh, words that could potentially probably hurt people's feelings aren't funny. And even if people don't hear them and aren't bothered, I am offended on THEIR behalf. When are people going to learn comedy isn't about being funny?

Here is what is wrong with you faggots. You aren’t happy unless someone “represents meeeeee” in the media you consume. I’m just happy if they are entertaining

I have no idea what's going on. I haven't watched SNL in over 3 years. Can someone give me a QRD?

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That’s why all the Asian fags are going crazy abkht the other guy

But what about us racist white guys??? Why can’t we have our guy Shane too?? We ain’t bein representing enough on snl either what about us?

this is all pretty ridiculous. i think they should do that thing luis said and make the first episode skit about shane gillis getting sensitivity training lol. also i am a fag, and i remember there was a few year period where the word fag was a term of endearment here on Yea Forums, the good ol days

I’ll take a racist anybody to be honest. Baby steps bb

>snl hired actual funny comedian for first time in decades
>SJWs lose their minds when they find out he’s a comedian that’s actually funny and makes actual jokes and oohhh my gawd he uses no no words in his comedy!!! He’s basically a white supremist!!! Get him twitter mob!!

Make America Innate again

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if our guy gets fired i am boycotting snl, they wont get anymore views from the Yea Forums audience if they deny our guy shane this platform, the Yea Forums audience is always ignored or used as the butt of the joke, and im tired of it, our guy shane being on snl would be a huge fuck you to the sjws and open a lot doors for us. take back comedy, take back what was ours

First you need to look up Shane Gillis, and check out Shane and smart Secret Podcast. It’s great. On this podcast he has said some things that don’t typically sit well with lefty faggots. Said faggots are now trying to get him cancelled from SNL

Haha I just had a funny imagine of Shane’s shot in the snl opening credits him at a klan meeting full robe and chanting white power? Then he turns and does the OH I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE CAMERMAN! Double take and does the cheesy opening credits smile. God I should be running snl with ideas like this snl would never dare be that funny!

And what would be wrong with it if they did? There is an enormous untapped market of such consumers. The media is almost exclusively left oriented. The media org smart enough to pander to such people will make bank

>that’s actually funny and makes actual jokes

gillis doesnt make jokes though, that's the weakest part of his comedy. he's more of a drawn out story kind of comedian

Thanks and fucking lol. Has he even done a show? Or are they trying to get him fired before he debuts?

He’s actually pretty quick on his feet when he’s on the podcast

Snl new season hasn’t even started they announced Shane as one of the new cast members and woke twitter tried to destroy him within an hour of the announcement

there's no reason to watch snl anyway. it's been shit for a long time.
there are much better broadcast channels to watch on a saturday night than nbc, such as metv and comettv (which can be streamed online).

He has not. He was just announced as a new hire three days ago. Within for hours some lispy poetry reading “comic” ( m.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnxqvoQmNE

Sorry for the shitty formatting. Fucking phone post

I hope he issues an apology as the opening sketch that week “I’m sorry to all the faggots and queers and Ching Chong people I offended and LIVE FROM JEW YORK ITS SATUR-GAY KIKE LIVE!”

Perfect way to open the season and address the elephant in the room! God how does snl struggle to come up with good material I came up with that in 2 seconds and it’s fhnnier than anything on that shot show in years damnit I should be writing for tv with comedy gold like that floating around in this ol noggin

Fawkin home run chippah!

>I think he is not wrong but he now must have a meeting with me and apologize

Fuck off you faggots. What kind of condescending discussion will they have if they meet? "Don't use the word chink bro plz"

Probably in the meeting Yang with tell shane he secretly thinks all that shit is funny and he’s a closet LoS fan

Read his second tweet. Straight up said it would be retarded to hire the guy. Mind you Shane called yang a chink (personal insult not generally) multiple times on his podcast. Yang is really growing on me I have to admit

Retarded to fire**** not hire. Phone posting strikes again. And that’s a pretty bad typo contextually

Haha same things happens to me every time with fire and hire after a while I’m too lazy to go back and fix them autocorrect typos phone posting sucks and a givin me too much carpletunnle and neck pain to care to Fix them after a while

True. I just hate the fags at apple that made such a shit autocorrect

I’m glad jobs is dead to be honest fuck him and these gay ass phones

phonefags fuck off

I’m at work faggot

God damn I really hope he gets the opening skit slot and it’s jjsf him doing ching chong China man voices the whole time hey Dana Carvey got to do it on SNL all the time in the 80s and 90s, where was the uproar back then???

Here's a bunch of Real Ass Podcast episodes he was the main guest on.

He was unable to scrub these off the internet since it's not his show.

>3rd Annual Assie Awards
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-352-ccclii-boat-weapon-shane-gillis-paul-hooper

>Aunt Tom
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-403-cdii-aunt-tom-shane-gillis-mike-figs

>Boat Weapon
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-352-ccclii-boat-weapon-shane-gillis-paul

>Captain's Captain
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-326-cccxxvi-captains-captain-shane-gillis-corinne-fisher

>Christmas Spectacular
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-339-cccxxxix-christmas-spectacular-big-jay-oakerson-shane-gillis-keren-margolis

>Goat for It
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-389-ccclxxxix-goat-for-it-shane-gillis-chrissie-mayr

>King Tut-Tut
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-408-cdxvii-king-tut-tut-shane-gillis-mike-feeney-colum-tyrrell

>Random's World
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/cdxv-randoms-world-mark-random-s

>Ransom for Guys
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/cdxv-randoms-world-mark-random-shane-gillis

>Self Loafing
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-362-ccclxii-self-loafing-shane-gillis-justin-silver
-hooper

>The Shane Gillis Power Hour
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-370-ccclxx-the-shane-gillis-power-hour-shane-gillis-mike-recine

>Time Is... Money
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/ep-314-cccxiv-time-is-money-shane-gillis-tommy-pope

>Waterhead Cumbutt
player.fm/series/real-ass-podcast-1733950/cdxxxvii-waterhead-cumbutt-shane-gillis-trey-galyon

Someone needs to rip all of these and distribute to VOX, Buzzfeed etc and expose what even more vile shit this unfunny dudebro has spewed.

Which one includes him doing the aforementioned rape roleplay?

i just want him fired so the podcast stays alive

>retarded to hire the guy
what

baes don't like big sassy daddies

china is asshole

List of comedians who have defended Shane Gillis (Real Ass Dudes):
Luis J Gomez
Nick Mullen
Joe DeRosa
Anthony Jeselnik
Tim Dillon
Dave Smith
Big Jay Oakerson
Dan Soder
Ari Shaffir
Corrine Fisher
Norm Macdonald
Ian Fidance
Godfrey
Robert Kelly

List of comedians who have shit on Shane Gillis (fucking gayer than ISIS):
Chris Gethard
Patton Oswalt
Paul F. Tompkins
H. Jon Benjamin
Tim Heidecker
Josh Androsky
Eric Andre
Andy Richter
Tom Myers

Damn, this guy is funny

How about you read my correction ya fehg

haha you've been watching snl? do you have brain damage?

The list who have defended him is a hell of a lot funnier than those attacking. Coincidence? Yeah I’m thinking now

>Shane Gillis Power Hour
holy fucking kek, Shane just absolutely cucked Luis on his own show there

>retarded to hire

Random's world is one for the ages

Yeah Chris gethard and the fat fag who sits next to Conan are sure hilarious

Add yang to the real ass dude list

He said it would be retarded to fire him you dumb fuck.

You missed the part where he said it was a typo

>4188
So close

cringe. shane did nothing wrong, it was a fucking joke. if chang came out and said "OHH A VERRYY GOODUU JOKe MISTER GIRRIS" then we'd have something to talk about

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You faggots can’t read literally one post down?

CAPITALISM BAD

Just sent to Variety and Vice

Literally all the same children who went on their SOOOOO TIRED OF EDGY WHITE GUY HUMOR tirades after the leaked Louie set, remember cuck richters tweets on the Louie thing particularly nauseating

Big shocker, the “Adam Ruins Everything” fag

She should do their episode descriptions. Makes it sound even funnier.

I adore the way Tom phrases things. Truly a master of the written word.

Why do incels care about other incels so much

Tom Myers... A COMEDIAN

Snl is filled with Jews though

>Read his second tweet. Straight up said it would be retarded to hire the guy. Mind you Shane called yang a chink (personal insult not generally) multiple times on his podcast. Yang is really growing on me I have to admit

Yang is defending him and said he shouldn't fire him. You got it reversed. Did you even read the tweets?

this is unironically probably the funniest bit this bitch has ever and will ever write, wrap your head around that one, libtards.

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He's not a racist. He just thinks racism is funny. Just like almost every comedian used to.

Did you read my correction you dumb faggot?

Haha the elongated teeth are the best part of the pic

just making fun of asians like everybody does

Black comics today still make fun of Asians like crazy, nobody likes to talk about how unwoke most black comics are

Called Andrew Yang a chink on his podcast.

No surprise at all. Link to the tweet?

Why do you care? Where you going to watch SNL?

Unironically yeah. I woulda checked it out for the first time in years to see if they are finally going in a less pozzed direction

SNL has been shit for YEARS, why give them another chance?

Do you fucks even read anymore what is posted. Yang is DEFENDING him. Why are you retards so god damn fucking stupid? KYS

At this point I’m sure Dan Soders glad he never made it into snl now you know they’d be doing the same thing to him knowing he appears on all those same types of podcasts as shane

Haha at this point I think they’re fucking with you they Fucking saw the follow up correction post

Reward them for bringing someone actually funny in? That’s how you make a difference in the culture war we are currently in. Reward people for making moves you like

yang said i would be retarded NOT to hire him dumbass. learn how to reading comprehension

Yang supports him Yang is not against him.

i think you are the retarded one, andrew yang supports snl hiring shane gllis. i get all of my twitter news from Yea Forums and i just realized now youre all retarded and posting the exact opposite of what was said

>Chris GethardPatton OswaltPaul F. TompkinsH. Jon BenjaminTim HeideckerJosh AndroskyEric AndreAndy RichterTom Myers
no tj miller wow

Thanks for the free (you’s) fags

eric andre just said he was unfunny. he didnt say anything about him needing to be "cancelled"

(You)'s are irrelevant when you are a dumb fuck who can't read

>(you’s irrelevant)
Never

Eric Andre likes Androsky's tweet about cancel culture not existing while people are literally trying to get this guy fired for jokes he told.

TJ Miller is problematic now all his old LA fag comic friends turned on him

oldfags want to gatekeep the younger newer comedians what else is new I do find it ironic that Eric Andre is trying to get someone shit canned before even appearing on a show when he got Jeselnik's show fired for lighting a firecracker on set

Never trust a califag. Scum of the earth

yeah i read his 2nd tweet, nowhere does he say it would be retarded to hire shane. you got a link to the tweet you're talking about?

its always weird to be when a crazy outrageous LOL IM SO SHOCKING guy likeEric Andre being an SJW fag, kinda like when I recently realized the same thing about Tom green after adding him on instagram. Like Green seemed like he'd be one of the cool ones, didnt expect him to be a humorless old lady, i guess LA got to him

Yes. He's been less obnoxious since getting #MeToo'd

link to the tweets? i saw it once and andre just said the podcast is unfunny. i got the impression he only liked it because he agrred with someone saying gillis' podcast sucks

TJ had the funniest fall from grace. Me Too, gets arrested for punching an uber driver, gets in a public fight with a trans movie critic and calls it a "UGLY WEIRD HORRIBLE MAN!" and kept calling it DANIEL instead of its perferred DANIELLE, lol based. and then best of all gets arrested for a fake bomb threat. damn hes an unhinged nutjob and it makes me like him more now

Androsky went on after that. Andre isn't actively campaigning to get the guy fired or anything, but he's still happy to pile onto a fellow comedian when he could use some support.

He was on the last Bennington Thanksgiving special and told a couple of edgy jokes. He's a funny dude, for real.

Andre runs with fags like Vic Berger, so def not surprising hes on the side of the gay wokies

I wonder if Vic Berger has subscribed to Gavin McInnes's new site to grab more clips yet.

Gavin is really tame now, he'll be disappointed

Yup but that’s what happens when the califag comedy crew sinks their fangs into you. You become a toothless pussy

I really enjoy him shooting the shit with Ryan, but I should go back and watch his old Compound show. The way people talk about it makes it sound incredible.

I doubt they'll fire him. Melissa Villasenor's old joke tweets about how mexicans are ugly and should be deported and that black people scare her or something were found like 3 years ago and she still works for SNL.

She is Mexican, you dope

Not a great example since she’s a woc so she gets a pass but I guarantee SNL looked into this prior to hiring him and knew the backlash would be worth it. I’m willing to watch snl after probably a decade of not giving a fuck about it and I guarantee that’s why they made this move.

I saw some SNL chick just tweeted that when she got the job she deleted an old tweet about how Billy Crystal makes her pussy dry up

Dan did native american voices a lot on YKWD, not sure if that's as bad as chink voice tho

>Because media companies are starting to realize some culture is a mix of cancer and aids for making money. There is a large untapped market of people who are tired of constant woke faggotry
Now we just have to convince them that it's profitable to go against the woke crowd.

alt righties gettin played like a fiddle, yes yess lets give them our monies and time, lets show them there's a huge profit to be made catering to us

Why doesn’t SNL just make the new gay Asian cast member defend him so that no one is allowed to criticize him anymore without being a bigot? That’s the kind of stuff you hire minorities for.

just being associated with LoS or any of those Luis Gomez podcast is enough to get you on the "alt right, uses no no words, do not hire" list now

How long until one of the “comedy journalists” on twitter starts going after Cumtown or LOS? They could comb their archives and really make drama

And? Look at the shit that's going on with Dave Chappelle right now.

The show still kind of sucks. Even if the dude makes racy jokes now they'll neuter him when he starts appearing in sketches. It happens with everybody. SNL hasn't been about the cast since Bill Hader's generation left, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are the only ones I can imagine having tv and movie careers

Michael Che is on SNL and he does Legion of Skanks sometimes. I guess being black give you some leeway.

The wokescolds despise Michael Che on twitter and accuse him of “harassment” because he mocks them on his Instagram. How can you be harassed when you’re publicly bashing people?

What're they gonna do to them? They can't cancel any of the cumboys because there's nothing really to cancel, they already have their audience and don't try and appeal to anything else
LoS isn't really cancelable, sort of same idea as cumtown but on an even bigger scale, they have their own festival even

Funny how people like Oswald are purposely silent about guys like Chappelle or Louis. When someone is bigger than them they tuck their tail fast

That’s what they don’t understand. Joe rogan, Cumtown and LOS aren’t on tv or film so it’s pretty impossible to cancel them. Rogan could easily go behind a paywall and likely make even more $ than he is now and the fans of LOS or Cumtown wouldn’t give a shit. They’ll try their hardest to smear them on media though

That's exactly the problem, a lot of the people who get "cancelled" are too small to bother saving. Chappelle isn't going anywhere because he's Dave Fucking Chappelle while this dude's career could be in jeopardy if not for SNL being quite lax in my opinion.

I’m shocked snl hasn’t fired him yet. Makes me think they maybe expected this and are riding it out

Rogan is too big to cancel unless he raped someone. Dude’s fan base is insanely large and it was done without the help of Hollywood media machines

Che being there is probably the only reason Shane hasnt been fired yet

What has Che done that has the woke hate him so much? I don’t remember him ever making a horrible comment and he’s black so you’d think they’d love him

LoS bills itself as "The Most Offensive Podcast On Earth" lol they know their crowd the wokies can bitch and moan all they want but theres a crowd for this kind of comedy whether they wanna admit it or not

news.avclub.com/patton-oswalt-regrets-going-for-the-easy-laugh-as-a-y-1828884682
Patton is such a fag. A few years ago he was denouncing old routines of his from the early 2000s because he used works like "gay" and "retarded" in it. holy shit what a supreme faggot

Disappointing. I remember him vigorously defending Tosh after the rape joke fiasco in the early 2010s. Oswalt used to be one of the edgier guys in the early 2000s. What a shame

Mocked feminists on the show, criticized Hannah Gadsby, is friends with the LoS crew, etc.

he fights with feminists constantly on social media, says he thinks its funny women get catcalled, says nanette is garbage, forgot what else

pajiba.com/pajiba_love/snls-michael-che-is-still-an-douchebag.php

pajiba.com/tv_reviews/in-defending-michael-che-deadline-again-proves-itself-to-be-the-colin-jost-of-trade-publications.php

jezebel.com/michael-che-still-cant-take-criticism-from-women-1823930425

Based. The fact he’s SnL’s head writer must make them seethe

Where the fuck have you been, people have been ripping on chappelle for weeks for making fun of slants

youtube.com/watch?v=pSQoKHfAjo4
a few years back i he did this skit in response to all the fems who hate him

How did so many woke feminists infiltrate comedy? Even people like Sarah silverman are getting dragged by them

What happened to Tosh anyway? I used to like him

Sarah used to be one of the funniest women alive but now she is just another egg shell walking faggot cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=Yp81l2aVap4
This one is my favourite. How the fuck he got away with writing a joke about MLK deserving to die is beyond me

They dont really infiltrate creative industries, they take over media outlets and start demanding assimilation

>whiteboy makes fun of Asians
>Asian girls lines up to fuck him
How?

t. Asian guy

You guys should listen to Kurt Metzgers new podcast. He gives no shits about the industry anymore and openly trashes people like Amy Schumer and Liza Treyger for abandoning him as a friend once he became controversial. He also says Paul F Tompkins is an idiot lacking charisma

A lot of wokies hate Colin Jost too for some reason they’re always like HES LIKE IF WHITE PRIVILEGE WAS A PERSON! So they basically hate him for being white? Who see the real racists here??

Schumer apparently has lost a lot of friends in the edgy scene. I know people like Kreischer and Rogan have faintly hinted she isn’t well respected since she started getting Hollywood.

A lot of people in the industry have always whispered that Jeselnik ghost wrote her debut album that was edgy and before she got woke

I hate him because he's fucking Scarlett Johansson and I'm not

I remember her debut album was decently funny and had rape jokes and ones mocking women who self harm. Very weird how she became some feminist woke cunt overnight once she got famous. Bitch used to hang out with the O&A/tough crowd guys constantly until the early 2010s

At one roast schumer literally told steve o to his face we all wished he died instead of ryan dunn

We should cancel her

These guys are probably the first time weekend updates been watchable since the Norm days. Definitely the only part of SNL thats watchable these days, the regular skits are fucking garbage save for the occasional kyle mooney short film.

Metzger is great and is in "dont give a fuck, gonna burn as many bridges as i can" mode ever since the media did this same shit to him a few years ago over facebook posts

twitter.com/joederosacomedy/status/1172397836446552066
made me think of what DeRosa tweeted last night

No there isn’t. You just want there to be. Yeah most people don’t like woke faggotry, but they watch Netflix and Marvel like everyone else anyway. They might roll their eyes and make fun of it with their friends, but they’re not invested. They would never mobilize to push mediocre media to the heights of success because it fits their agenda. The rest of us aren’t going to rally online to defend the movies and shows we support. We’re not gonna get together with other people to go see a movie like we’re part of a movement. We have better things to do.
Face it, the internet and current media is a space for people haven’t finished their educations or began their careers, the people for who this is a career, and the people who have no real career or education.
It will be a long while until the landscape changes. I’d guess not until the research of the effects of the internet and social media on culture and society by real experts has become so prevalent that young heavy internet users are learning about it in their 101 classes. Then they’ll flock to the internet to express how much smarter they are than the previous generation of young people who were heavily invested in the internet.

I don’t feel like proof reading so sorry for typos

Tosh’s career is exactly the same as it’s always been. Tosh.0 has been in the air for ten years now.

I keep waiting for him to go in harder on Schumer. His debut podcast this summer he spent twenty minutes saying how Liza treyger just needs to get dicked by someone and stop hating men

how does Tosh.0 stay on the air? he hasnt changed at all in the WOKE ERA of comedy. he still makes the same "problematic" jokes hes always made and somehow keeps getting away with it.

msn.com/en-us/tv/news/why-lena-dunham-says-daniel-tosh-is-the-biggest-misogynist-in-hollywood/ar-BBOeYUQ
remember when Lena Dunham tried to get him cancelled last year and nobody cared because even SJWs hate Lena now?

I believe he stopped doing standup and has cashed in on his Comedy Central money. Some comics lose interest in it and I think after the rape joke controversy he said fuck it

This is the last time SNL was funny. Say something nice about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

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The libtards tried with Louis c.k appearing at skankfest, all that did was give Luis free advertising. They also tried when Milo Yianpofaggot was going to appear on LoS, doing their phone call crusade at the creek and the cave trying to SHUT IT DOWN.

He’s grandfathered in with people like Chappelle, Burr and until the scandal, Louis.

Burr has been smart in that he knows they will cancel him so he throws in woke left shit in between his edgier material

>Say something nice about it
DAMN! look at the size of that dudes nose!! is he by any chance a (((J))) ???

Lol Dunham’s fall from grace has been gratifying to watch. The woke crowd adored her like Gadsby when Girls first came out and eventually dropped her

Metzger also had some great jokes about Gadsby saying she looks like Dilbert and is an autistic freak. He also let it slip that Marc Maron thinks she’s “fucking weird” and that he hated Nanette but Marc isn’t allowed to say that shit publicly cause he has too much to lose

what turned them on Lena? Was it the rocks in her sisters vagina thing haha i always see them going on like "SHES A LITERAL SEXUAL ASSAULTER!" i figure theyre referring to that

She’s had too many social faux pas like the OBJ incident and defending some writer accused of rape. She probably still has some woke fans but most of them just ignore her now

hah when I heard that I was like damn somene needs to leak that Kurt clip to the press and get Maron cancelled

>this week on LOS: Lena Dunham

It made me feel good to know even though Maron is a lefty he still thinks this woke crap is utter bull shit

I’m sure people like Maron are frustrated that they spent decades toiling in clubs and busting their ass for recognition to see these shitty woke twitter people get sky rocketed by the industry when they haven’t done the hard work

Maron was best buddies with Louis CK coming up in comedy in the late 80s and early 90s, you know hes done some shit hes hiding

I think the real breaking point was when one of the Girls writers got accused of sexual assault and she defended him because he was her friend even though she had been pushing the “believe all women” thing for a long time.

I think Maron somewhat defended CK when the scandal came out. He said it was fucked up and wrong but also said he was his friend and he didn’t think he was a bad guy

600 IQ tweet. Yes, SNL wants the people who they've been making fun of for 3+ years now to start watching simply because they hired someone who made racial jokes once in their life.

Pretty much. Metzger said a lot of comics are disgusted that the industry is pushing diversity over who is funny and gets laughs. Eventually the industry will realize the woke crowd isn’t generating Money and will have to pivot

Wrong, this is youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4

Neal Brennan just said last week that the people online bitching about diverse shows getting canceled are idiots and said if nobody watches these shows they will get canned regardless of if their diverse

Brennan is based. He said trans issues are boring and he doesn’t care because there are only 500,000 trannies in the country

how much coke was on he on at the time

there's no way lorne didn't know about those podcasts, modern snl members go through crazy amounts of vetting. he was hired so this could come out and create press for the new season.

Metzger is always on coke. His lack of care is his appeal

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> Good Good Comedy Theatre - located in Philadelphia's Chinatown

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wirriam yu: fack shane girris

Has anyone else checked out /r/livefromnewyork? It makes you understand how snl is so shitty these days.

They're doing him a favor. SNL is the biggest shit heap now. None of them can do an impression. None of them have any recurring memorable characters. None of them can resist the chance to break character and go viral. Weekend Update is the worst it has ever been, nothing but five different "jokes" on the same topic that all end with "it's like if poop was shit."

Legitimately would be canceled by now if not for Trump and Kate McKinnon played a pathetic piano eulogy for the nation the Saturday after the election. 2024 or when Kenan leaves, it's dead for good.

Like with Matt & Trey, it's too much of a success for Comedy Central, so they aren't going to fuck with it too much. Unless the ratings suddenly tank, he has a job for as long as he wants it basically. He has no reason to acknowledge any idiots who go after him.

That's the thing about cancel culture, if you aren't actually literally being cancelled by whatever media deity allows you to go on TV and tell jokes, then they are completely fucking powerless to hurt you. Some people get screwed over, sure, but others are set.

He did delay a Web Redemption talking to a gun who patrols his neighborhood with guns in the wake of a shooting, possibly due to a mandate from the network, but that's hardly a concession. It aired a few weeks later anyway.

She was trying to be a movie star. As a result she stopped working out material and started getting high on her own farts.

She went Hollywood, plain and simple. She thinks she's untouchable. They were literally calling her America's Sweetheart while letting her suck off a lightsaber on a magazine cover.

And why wouldn't she feel that way? They applaud her act of being a fat whore and then defend her when she gets upset somebody called her a fat whore.

Reminder she and her sister used to steal from high end department stores and then return the items for profit. They were caught and given a slap on the wrist specifically because they're related to a senator.

The fact that Donald fucking Trump was elected president proves there is. Silent majority.

I like how you admit you're so upset you couldn't be arsed to proof read your own rant though.

He defends Schumer constantly, he knows better than to bite the hand that feeds.

That would amazing unironically

Maron is a notorious hound for young snizz

Pretty sure he chose not to do sets there anymore

Is Schumer even relevant anymore? Her last movies bombed, her Netflix special was so bad they had to redo the rating system, and the studio came to their senses and realized she would be a shit Barbie. She had a baby and you couldn't even tell because of how bloated she is, that's the last I saw of her.

Been trolling these fags for the last 2 days

Amy Schumer used to be really funny. I'm convinced Jeselnik wrote her jokes.

He interviewed Gavin McInnes for an episode of his show, but never released it.

Based YangGang 2020

>Rape a baby or something?
Nah, even worse. He angered the libs

SNL was always trash and those of you who say they won't watch it anymore are normalfaggots for watching it in the first place

Was good during the 90s hasn’t been good since though. Like entertainment in general

What would happen if SNL did this character today?

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Shane should reprise that skit only now he’s both androgynous and Down’s syndrome

Haha how the did that they make a movie out of that??
Damn it really was a different time

reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/d42j7j/eddie_murphy_and_joe_piscopo_parody_beer/
WTF??? I love SNL now!

Wow snl just wow! So racist and hateful does Bowen know you do stuff like this????

Holy Christ are these people actually for real is this satire it’s honestly hard to tell with leftists these days.

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The guy making the soi face is serious and a faggot

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/sep/14/andrew-yang-happy-to-talk-with-new-snl-member-who-made-racist-remarks

Based Andrew Yang siding with white nationalists again.

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Lol the snl Reddit fags are so mad at him after he said he doesn’t want him fired and he believe in giving people second chances

>he hasn't been shitcanned yet
>Yang defending him
>Mullen defending him
cancel culture unironically almost dead

This is definitely snl jumping on the anti-woke bandwagon after the Chappelle speical! YESSS PC IS DEAD!!!! TRUMP PRESIDENT 4 MORE YEARS FUCK HILARRY

Wow didn’t know Lorne was so based

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the first two are taking the piss, the last guy though, he might think it's for real

Based. Has the zipperhead they also cast said anything?

so lorne legitimately thinks gillis is an asian guy? everything would make sense bout him being hired if that were the case.

this may actually be the case. if is real, this could be the start of a paradigm shift.

cringe pretending to be retarded poster

mobile.twitter.com/hodgman/status/1172939078159020033
Add John Hogdman to the FAGGOT list

yang said it would be STUPID IF THEY DID NOT HIRE him. jesus christ, your life is probably really hard

hodgeman might be a faggot, but gillis saying "he was doing a “character”on his podcast" is the lamest thing ive ever heard lmaoooo

Gillis literally never said that though, where’s Hodgeman getting that from?

Ween would make a come back.

>Shane Gillis
>actual funny comedian

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What a surprise, the bottom list is dudes who arent funny or used to be funny but fell off

You have to go back

kek bottom list is literally unfunny faggots

I like his sidekick.

youtube.com/watch?v=pZVZaCXNXxQ

the search history of the bottom lot has to be fucking DARK, absolutely guaranteed

He can’t unless he wants to get fired

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I prefer nuggets

it's so weird that I watched gavin come up with the proud boy shit. guy was literally just coming up with dumb shit to kill time on a podcast.

That’s not how numbers work

nytimes.com/2019/09/13/arts/shane-gillis-snl-racial-slur.html

>Gillis, for his part, tried to offer some context for his past remarks. On Thursday night at The Stand, a comedy club in Manhattan where he often appears, Gillis was invited onstage by another comedian to address the controversy, according to Cris Italia, an owner of The Stand. Gillis told the crowd he had been playing a character during the podcast, and that he did not himself think of Chinese people that way, Italia said.

His life story is really interesting. I want to read some of the old Vice issues he worked on.

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McCusker is so screwed. You just know the retards at his social work school are gonna stab him to death for being friends with Shane

Lol nice cover isn’t that what every comedians uses whenever they get caught revealing their true racist self? (Schumer, Silverman, David Cross)

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Is McCusker destined to be the Kel to Shane's Kenan?

Why doesn't McCucker just go back to comedy?

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Based. Ain’t that the chick Mullen was banging for a while?

Huh? What?

Nah Matt's gonna become famous after he injects his half black children with so much LSD they become psychic

I didn't know about that, but yeah she's been on Cum Town a few times.

>Shit ratings
>Try edgy humor again
>Woke Twitter gets something to bitch about

Maybe SNL could be good again

She looks really good outside of fights but really bad in them

You two should read his comment again. Reading comprehension, faggots.

based

I'm glad everyones discovering how funny this boy is. You guys should check out cum town too

cum town isn't funny

yeah cuz she sucks lol

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jesus christ, he is cancelled in my eyes, sell out dishonest crap person. fuck gillis

Self conscious much man up pussy

this is peak meta humor, he's doing the alex jones defense

I've been listening to Shane and Matt for a little while, and it's been so clear in hindsight how hard he's tried to go woke-adjacent in the last few weeks. Problem is, he's just so bad at it. Get two drinks in him and he starts calling shit gay even as he's apologizing for calling shit gay in the first place.

But, seriously, he can go fuck himself after that bizarre last podcast where he just spends an hour with Matt shitting on the Confederate army. I agree that they were not the "good guys" in the war, but treating them all like racist inbred horsefuckers is out of line and clearly him trying to appeal to a new demographic. Same with him nuking his old episodes. If he had just gone on being himself, then I'd still support him. Now, I fucking hope they really do cancel his ass.

>deleted all the old sodes
wtf

Its the Andrew Dice Clay defense.

Does anyone actually HAVE the video where he said racist shit?

What did he even say? No article talks about it and YouTube doesn't have anything.

I am genuinely excited for that stupid beta fuck up to get kicked from the cast before his first damn episode. Fucking disingenuous twat.

He said the word 'chink'. That's basically it.

it was ironically the one video podcast they ever did. they were talking about how china town was first created went something like
>yeah i guess they just made one chinee building and then said "fuck it, let all the chinks live here"

If you were from Pennsylvania you would understand. Gettysburg is the only thing going for us

>Patton Oswalt

What a fat fucking little troll. I want to start punching him and never stop.

>Fuck these fags for getting offended over comedy but also FUCK SHANE for telling jokes that offend me

Yeah, that actually sums up my point. You left out the part where I called you a faggot, though.

Oh, shit, did I forget to do that? Well, it's not too late now, I guess.

Faggot.

nigger

And now with yet another terrible opinion... Tom... MYYYYEEERRRRRSSSSS.

Holy fuck, that's amazing. Chappelle tier.

Where'd andre and heidecker condemn it. I'd believe it just wanna see

Looks like its over

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Ridiculous

prime alt right comedy loving teenagers right here

andre just mentions how shanes podcasts suck

>Patton, Eric, Andy, Jon

Such a shame they have succumbed to this bullshit bullying of comedians being comedians ffs

a comeeediannn

Tim mockingly tweeted something in reference to it. "I'M SUCH AN EDGY, BOUNDARY PUSHING COMEDIAN GUYS" or something like that.

Now that he's confirmed fired who should take his place?

mark random

Tom Meyers

Jeez e-news outlets are just allowed to publish straight up lies without even correcting themselves and get away with it bc people are too low attention to retain a piece of news longer than 48 hrs

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE BRUCE LEE IS A JOKE AND SNL MEMBERS CALL ANDREW YANG A CHINK

CHINAMEN RISE UP

he should be fired to make a distinction between jokes and just actually being racist.

the chappelle chinese joke is a joke, this dude only said he hates chinks

Stavros Halkias

Even the fucking Arbys guy is given him shit. tough world out there.

They only added the line about getting fired in the last couple hours. They wouldn't add it for no reason, there have obviously been developments in the story.

chinks are very hate-able. I think we can all agree on that

Meanwhile he got in trouble with the Asians last year for making a super corny “me so oolong tea” joke on Twitter last year, he of all people should be sympathetic after the wokies and Asians came for him

nytimes.com/2019/09/13/arts/shane-gillis-snl-racial-slur.html

first image caption is reporting the bull was fired. fuck seth simons and fuck cancel culture.

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Zero other source and I'm an autist for this shit

I mean there was no way he wasnt gonna get fired. At least Shane can still have a successful stand up career and podcast

i'm really sick of these asian faggots

I miss the Samberg/Hader era.

>At least Shane can still have a successful stand up career and podcast
Yeah, if this doesn't crush his soul.

He’s probably gonna kill himself theSe sjws have blood on they hands

A lot of comedians do their best work when they're dead inside.

People that say go figure are fucking gay. This guy is a cunt. He's a fucking dry humorless cunt.

Watch they’re gonna replace him with their first trans cast member now just to appease the woke fags. God I hate what Twitter has done to comedy

maybe Samuel Hyde will contact the fellow

I dont know what the fuck this is

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He's killed before for lesser reasons.

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do you post retarded shit like this in every other thread that isn't my little pony, too?

Matt and Shane have consistently praised Hyde on the cast

holy fuck lmao

Isnt it weird that simply talking like a normal person now is enough to be an edgy comedian

cancel culture is bullshit and the attack on free speech and comedians being condemned for saying edgy shit for laughs is terrible and needs to stop, BUT, in a way im glad shane gillis was fired because he's an unfunny hack who doesnt have jokes and didnt deserve whatever snl was going to give him, so it balances out in the end. mediocrity should never be supported like that

No but I cum in ur mom every night

lol

go back to bed seth
youtube.com/watch?v=UbnxqvoQmNE

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Shane Gillis is hilarious whenever you put a mic in front of his face.

Charls Carroll

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I hope Sam Hyde shoots this guy next.

How long till Shane Gillis appears on Owen Benjamin's podcast and starts dropping 'pills about the red menace?

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Would literally only watch for Hader. Gets harder and harder to keep tuning in but Melissa Vilasenor is promising

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If this is real, the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake is going to be so unbelievably pissed. That episode of RAP will be too intense to contain.

I always found her annoying (that voice, Christ!) but after learning she has a history of racist im suddenly warming up to her I see her with new eyes now and suddenly seems way funnier

Hader is still so good too, best part of It Chapter 2 easily.

Hader is a good egg, and I like hearing him talk about movies.

I can’t wait to hear all the LoS, Bonfire, RAP, cumtown, Metzger, Dillon, etc shows covering the Shane stuff this week

Strapping myself in for some anger kino. Hoping for a good Carolla rant too.

next thread

I don't even know how they would take Random. Like a detective that keeps remembering that snuff film he had to watch for an investigation.