He answered the call

>he answered the call

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There are literally millions of cosmetic surgery successes every year. How can you fuck up so badly?

more over, why would you get plastic surgery as a man? no women cares what you look like, especially at his age, they care more about his bank statement

>why yes, I do approve Bogdanoff Cops' new high-protein bug burger!

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>no women cares what you look like
That's why women never cheat or have sex with strangers. Literally how is it possible to be as incel as you?

no he just likes to boogie

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BOGGED.com

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Is the Bogandof meme like that smilex gas Joker uses, only the victims stay alive?

What means did the bogs use to extract his soul?

>Dead eyes
>Permanent grin
More convincing Joker than Joaquin Phoenix.

you don't understand user

you have to give yourself to the bogs willingly

THE FUCK HAPPENED

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Bogged hard

holy fuck he can't even smile anymore

all he can manage with his paralyzed facial muscles is a grimace

She unironically looks better bogged

She didn't use brand X.

Reaching crazy levels of uncanny valley with this one

At what point do nice teeth become ridiculous? His teeth are probably technically perfect but they look a complete joke.

Do american really think those teeth look good?

That is fucking tragic.

>American

You can spot veneers from a mile away. Nobody ever says people with veneers have nice smiles.

it's an american thing though

Simon is a Britbong that was so self conscious about his horrible British teeth that he went off the deep end with those grotesque things.
TL;DR Brits have no class or self awareness yet again.

hhehehehehe. He looks like an anamotronic bear.

obsessed

>JAPANESE POTATOES

how the fuck can someone so rich dress so fuckig shit

based

>"my bad"

I hate those kind of teeth. I blame Murricans.

It's like there's an alien monster wearing his face. Not a good shapeshifter like a Skrull or MIB's Edgar either - something more like the giant bugs from Mimic.

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It's because hes a homosexual.

Is it just me or does he look like Doug Walker?

Why do women cover up their freckles, they're so cute.

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that the true horror is just reveled when the unsteady camera zooma in makes the thing so much worse.

>she said on instagram the moisteriser she uses rubbed off her freckles

hahahaha

That half Asian chick from Agents of Shield is starting to look weird.

Why do they hate their heritage. Being Asian American or Asian British is sexy as fuck.

someone give me the quick rundown

way to ignore the important part of that statement

what's to run down?
dude answered The Call

vain closeted man takes bogpill

put a little grain/filter effect and it could be a found footage horror clip