Skeksis are eternal, as is a Dark Crystal thread
HhhMMMmmmmm
Jacob Phillips
Dominic Sanders
Most tragic villain of the decade
Joshua Fisher
Do you sleep user? Do you dream?
Caleb Lewis
>Gains trust/friendship of General
>Gets seat back
>Is back in the good graces of the Emperor
>Kills the General anyways because muh seat
What the fuck was his problem?
Nolan Martinez
At least he managed to escape the fate of reuniting with his second half, his other great fear...
Julian Long
But why did he fear the union? Why are skeksis so worried about that? They can be inmortal as well even if they are unified in a single being.
Brandon Cook
Reuning with their other half means reuning with the part of them that can feel guilt and shame.
James Sanchez
Wish we got more Hunter interactions with the rest of the characters.
Ryder Thompson
>hmmmmmmmmm
Charles Stewart
I bet he wrote that himself
Parker Rivera
He was back at the table but the general still had his seat beside the emperor.
Robert Reyes
>"we live in a society"
Zachary Bailey
>be me
>watch the series
>"Wow this is fucking good!"
>finish the series
>go to watch the movie
>it's fucking boring
WTF?
Jeremiah Moore
Yes, but surely, he is aware the others don't like or respect him, least of all the Emperor who took great delight in bullying him over the peachberry stink. Having an alley who is in cahoots with the Emperor like the General was could have been a very good thing for him.
Owen Garcia
Joshua Hall
Is ok, the Garthim master will take up the chad mantle if we get season 2
Isaac Gonzalez
God I hope he pushes Skeksil's shit in.
Nolan Watson
>tfw can't wait for season 2 being complete gelfling genocide
Grayson Sanchez
I hope we see more of skekOk next season. I feel like after the beginning he was a bit underutilized.
Cooper James
Pirate skesis next season or gtfo
Adam Hernandez
FUCK GELFLINGS
FUCK PODLINGS
FUCK AUGHRA
AND FUCK THRA
HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Jose Edwards
It's called having pleb taste.
Jaxon Campbell
>Yea Forums loves the bad guys
Why u so edgy bro?
James Taylor
the Skeksis have been popular since the 80s tho
Connor Clark
I want to brush Deet's hair!
Liam Taylor
HOHOHO delightful, how are Skeksis the “bad guys?” Please, you tell.
David Cruz
>HmmmMMMMMMmmmm
Jace Kelly
Give 5 reasons why the Skeksis are bad. And don't include anything like treatment of lesser beings or healthy competition.
Austin Perez
FUCK THE GENERALS ARE STARTING TO GO, WE AREN'T ETERNAL
Charles Rodriguez
Scientist! Do something!
Levi Butler
>Bullying Skektek
>Framing Skektek
>Peeper Beetling Skektek
>Threatening Skektek fuzzy boy
>Not letting Skektek join battle
Skeksis are meanie bullies.
Luis Russell
The General is starting the go you say?
Charles Ortiz
you mean the cute guys!
Joshua Cooper
I hope the bird dies
Adam Edwards
Jews are bad and skeksis are a metaphor for jews, therefore, skeksis are bad. Change my mind.
Lucas Jenkins
How could you say that?
Jacob Edwards
Skeksis are white colonialists
Charles Stewart
Reminder that the Heretic and the Wanderer will never be reunited.
Jonathan Davis
Shut up shut up shut up
Owen Wright
Counting on Skektek accidentally killing it in a rage fit.
Hunter Green
According to this article, it will be decided whether the Dark Crystal is getting renewed or cancelled in late September/4 weeks after August 30.
Nicholas Ross
>or canceled
Fuck......
Jaxson Murphy
Yeah. If Netflix cancels the Dark Crystal then I'm cancelling my subscription.
Ethan Harris
No they're lazy fucks
Jordan Morales
Can't wait to see him bully the Chamberlain
Julian Gray
It truly is boring with all those Gelfling and Mystic parts.
Jayden Cook
I really feel for SkekSo.
Ryder Sanchez
Also they may not exactly have a consciousness anymore.
Robert Martin
Strange, I want to sodomize her mouth, ya know?
Cameron Morales
What the fuck was their problem?
Levi Russell
because you stop being you.
Grayson Martin
this. also it was a perfect opportunity, general dies you blame it on the enemy. you save the general, another mouth that needs essence and will keep plotting against you down the road.
Jason Nelson
he has become lightbringer his own oc.
>badass
most meaningless of words
Ian Harris
I legit liked that moment. It was obvious she was shifting blame to absolve herself of it.
Jaxson Cook
most of the good guys in this are like dumb 5 year olds or annoying foggies
Adrian Nguyen
they wanted to be paid for good service
Nathan Myers
>You dare to control Augra? Augra can barely control Augra!
Why am I laughing immediately after the entire village got headcrab'd
Leo Mitchell
Logan Diaz
They seemed like a colorful bunch.
Luis Thomas
Ayden Miller
What movie?
William Brown
netflix shill threads
Michael Nguyen
Discussing a good show =/= shilling
Isaac Ward
Just finished it. I came in expecting a decent enough show but goddamn, this is the best season of anything I've watched in a while.
Jose Cook
first 4 eps are trash
Liam Perez
They are ultimately selfish, and probably fear reunification because that will make them cease to exist
Then again I wonder why the Wanderer and the Heretic didn't do anything, as they seemed to get along
Joseph Scott
So is this supposed to take place in an alternate timeline or something? The general was alive in the movie-
Kayden Russell
>They are ultimately selfish
no shit. are they wrong? its very natural selfishness
William Martin
different character
William Ward
Similar but different character.
Elijah Roberts
Oh.
Cameron Mitchell
It's a shortsighted kind of selfishness though, they're selfish towards the one half of themselves that they are, not to the actual self
Hunter White
I generally found the first half of the season better than the second.
Lincoln Nguyen
I can barely understand hating the show but hating only the first 4 episodes?!
Matthew Martin
>Mr. Hickey
You mean SkekKey, the Sodomite
(His Mystic counterpart is UrTenko, the Irradiated)
Jose Turner
They don't seem to feel the lack so both halves are full on their on and fuller together. I was taking more about immortality quest
Ryder Gray
it only got good for me after the first 4
Evan Evans
I'm glad I watched the movie first.
Nicholas Bennett
Why not?
Isaiah Moore
Same.
And I hate anons always asking
>in what order should I watch this?
ALWAYS RELEASE ORDER! ALWAYS! Doesn't matter the series, release order is the only order.
Eli Brown
Died before the movie.
Brayden Kelly
If I were them I would totally fuck my other half. Imagine getting laid with someone who knows exactly what makes you feel good and you also get to feel everything they're feeling so it's double the pleasure, but they're also actually you so it's just masturbation and not gay.
Julian Barnes
>but they're also actually you so it's just masturbation and not gay.
Levi Morales
And why not? Mmmmmhmmmm?
Jose Garcia
The mystics should have killed themselves. The skeksis/urskeks got off so fucking easy - they basically went on a bender for a thousand years and then sobered up without any consequences.
>but muh reunification
These niggas must've wanted the gelfling genocide.
Bentley Rogers
I'm still holding out for a sequel where the UrSkeks get fucking genocided and their heads are displayed on pikes around Hr'ar
Austin Walker
They're probably going to explain in S2 that there's serious consequences to Mystics killing themselves and Archer fucked up really badly by doing so, even if he did save Rian.
I also like to imagine that Chamberlain is the one who first proposed the rule that Skeksis must never kill Skeksis, while he probably has killed five or six over the years.
William Phillips
Are you expecting that he's going to kill skekSa and skekGra or something?
John Rivera
Holy shit, the next seasons are going to be depressing as shit.
I know the movie was dark, but goddamn. I didn't expect the scene where they drain Mira to be so fucked up.
Robert Long
A little mind-raping spider crab carrying a disembodied eyeball has no right to be this cute.
Gabriel Hall
Or he's going to funnel them towards the Gelflings to kill, yeah. It's interesting that the Gelfling pointedly never say they want to kill the Skeksis off, that they just want to break their control over the Crystal.
Samuel Morris
I hope so. At least the idea of these fuckers upholding some kind of grand universal balance would redeeem them a little bit.
Tyler Edwards
>The mystics should have killed themselves.
could have ,yes. should have, no. would it be a semi heroic thing to do, yes but it does not mean you are obligated to save the world. especially given what types of shits live in it.
Landon Reyes
>They're probably going to explain in S2 that there's serious consequences to Mystics killing themselves and Archer fucked up really badly by doing so, even if he did save Rian.
like what? has anyone read the books?
They are outside the balance. The way I understand it they are not part of the balance or the world song, the whole story is about integrating them into it.
Camden Wilson
MR. HICKEY LET ME OUT OF THIS DARK CRYSTAL AT ONCE
Camden Anderson
That's SkekKey the Sodomite to you, you fat Irish retard.
Asher Miller
Sure, the skeksis might've corrupted the crystal and all that but they went like 900 years without outright killing anyone it seems like. Those smelly gelfling had it coming for questioning their betters.
Parker Lopez
Fuck... ;_;
Christian Perez
Or the Mystics are just lazy retards. Someone should honestly just put an end to the whole UrSkek bullshit by genociding them. What are they even going to do to defend themselves?
Julian Foster
skeksis were bad but beings that allowed them to get into power and all those who failed to see their flaws due to blind faith are equally responsible for all the deaths
>gelfling
have you noticed how gelfling where fine with slavery?
Aiden Powell
call on skeksis to save their ass. They are all in hiding anyway, if they were not then skeksis would lock them up to keep them safe.
James Cooper
I really like that absolutely everyone in this story is to blame for the all around terrible situation. Except maybe podlings, podlings are based.
Luke Richardson
Why don't skeksis put all their resources and energy into capturing the mystics and locking them in padded cells? They're slow and pathetic, they shouldn't be that hard to find.
Blake Adams
jew master race are top of the foodchain. therefore skeksis are rightfully the supreme overlords. keep crying goyfling.
Isaac Harris
I hope they expand on it in s2. Those Rayman looking assholes are comfy even if they're a bunch of hippie dickheads.
Yeah, I really liked how the gelfling aren't portrayed as guiltless in this whole mess.
Sebastian Reed
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
The Ritual Master is known to be THE most hung skeksi in the Castle of the Crystal, possibly one of the biggest in thra. his cock has been described as "like a Manfrotto Element Big Traveller", with gargantual triple thickness that would rival The Emperor and The General. im estimating his size to be at least 3x8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 21" of girth in total. he would have absolutely destroyed seladon's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with ritual master barely able to force it past the knobs, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on ritual masters throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Carson Morales
In ep2 when the Mira flashback happens with only sound and no visuals, it really sounds like they're gangbanging her haha
Oliver White
I was half expecting Rian to walk in on a gang bang in the first episode.
Matthew Taylor
I wasn't but hey it would be nice
Lincoln Russell
to set up SkekUng who won't be having any of Chamberlain's shit.
Jaxon Anderson
then you would have cum in your essence and that would make the whole thing gay
Ethan Cook
Isn't drinking Gelfling cock essence kind of gay too?
William King
Same, if 13 reasons why can have multiple shit seasons they can at least give aor a 2nd season.
Ryan Morales
I really like the episode where Chamberlain flies into a rage and violently sodomizes Gurjin with a broomstick.
Samuel Rivera
then this show would need some rapists and slut black women willing to fuckem.
Anthony Brown
A bit worried where the story is going with darth Deet.
I really hope she doesn't become the main villain by overruling the Skesis or some gay shit like that.
Michael Cook
The only likeable gelfling is deet
Eli Walker
>They're probably going to explain in S2 that there's serious consequences to Mystics killing themselves and Archer fucked up really badly by doing so, even if he did save Rian.
Nah, it's just that Mystics are NOT the good guys. They're just the lazy, apathetic part of the urskek consciousness, literally too lazy and cowardly for martyrdom! They'd rather wait for salvation, even if that costs countless lives!
Isaac Young
>feels little over Gelfling relationships
>pic related hit me in the heart
Jaxson Cooper
Aughra best female character of the year
Xavier Rivera
I love Aughra all the time, but especially when when bitches about mystics.
Carter Cruz
I'm so glad I came to Yea Forums today.
Joshua James
Who else /hup/ here?
Gabriel Perry
HUP
Nolan Gomez
You know the answer.
Samuel Rodriguez
It's not gay if it's with your lessers, and Gelfling are below Skesis in the natural hierarchy.
Mason Gutierrez
>Hup na scared Hup, Hup scared Deet.
Lil' dude just about had me crying.
Gavin Howard
the only one that holds the balance is oughra. the mistics are not from Thra, they are just wise and smart, but cowards and aphatics.
UrRs are not good guys.
Levi Clark
Because they’re interesting characters
Landon Foster
Bestiality is worse than being gay
Aaron Clark
If there's no "good" part... Are the Urskek just pure evil?
Jose Nelson
there is no good and evil. They are all creatures trying to do their best to live. aggressive emotions went into skeg and passive emotions went into mystics
Austin Reyes
because they cute
lol. Nice to see /ternobyl/ lives on
Luis Taylor
In SM Stirling's Draka books, Draka are genetically engineered humans from every loser bad guy nation of the seventeenth and nineteenth century, and they not only secrete enhanced pheromones but can control the degree of secretion, so their slaves are literally consensually in love with them.
That's not Thra but it's totally something Skekses would do if they knew about it.
James Jones
They really are useless, huh. Regardless I still hope they expand a bit on their lore, but I guess it won't really change that they got off scott-free in the end with nothing to show for it.
Justin Butler
>Draka are genetically engineered humans from every loser bad guy nation of the seventeenth and nineteenth century
So black people?
Jaxson Hall
drug love is not the same
Ayden Foster
Everyone likes Skesis more, not just Yea Forums on this issue.
It's like how most people like The Empire over Rebels in star wars or The Covenant over UNSC in Halo
Julian Johnson
I'm gonna believe they'll get reunited before the others in a later season
It's not confirmed they die. Just that there were only 10 Skesis/Mystics left by the time of the movie. If they reunited and left Thra before the others it'd still count as them missing.
Josiah Ramirez
No, I meant loser in the non-judgmental sense of "the side that lost." American Loyalists and later Confederates, Boers, some sort of Icelandic religious group, Rhodesians; they would take French Protestants and Mexican supporters of Maximilian if it wasn't Anglo-centric.
It is the best depiction of supervillainness femdom in literature.
Aaron Flores
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
David Turner
This.
Archer was a peculiar Mystic who was much more proactive, much like how Hunter was a /fit/ and active Skesis who didn't do normal Skesis stuff
Jason White
A fascinating assertion, gelfling, and tell me, how exactly would you know?
It's not an anaesthetic, it's not a roofie, it's a meeting of psychological and chemical warfare.
Jack Brooks
So based on that article we'll know in two weeks or so if it's renewed. God damn I'm hoping it is.
Charles Anderson
UrSkeks are flawed beings who sought to purge their imperfections via the Dark Crystal.
Together they're more complete individuals. Mystics are gentle and kind but lazy, apathetic, cowardly, and blindly set in their ways. Skesis are cruel and self-centered but proactive, ambitious, and eccentric. Together with the Myshtics gentleness and the Skesis' drive you could have someone who protects others
Brayden Ortiz
i think the whole story is about getting rid of those fuckers once and for all and never trust aliens again
Dominic Barnes
From what I've heard, Age of Resistance is the 3rd most demanded show this month behind 13 Reasons Why and Stranger Things, so there's hope.
Brandon Wood
SHUT UP OUT THERE
>throws candlestick holder out window
Oliver Jackson
I wanna see Mystics for Season 2. Just like with the movie, Mystics are bland and all feel the same. Age of Resistance just made this a bigger problem.
Justin Collins
What lies beyond the dreams end?
Aiden Green
It's boring. The fight scenes are awkward and stupid. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk.
Aiden Reyes
I wish but its not.
Brandon Ramirez
uhhhhh....no
Caleb Russell
but in the end, they didn´t integrate to Thra, they left.
Christopher Thomas
wholesome frens
Wyatt Cruz
Times when puppets were more emotive than actors
Nathaniel Fisher
I was pleasantly surprised with the two that we actually got to see - although I guess that was mostly because of the cute Heretic dynamic.
Jace Perry
The Skesis are capable of friendships. SkekTek seems to generally care about his koosh pet thing. And a lot of them seemed banged up about The Hunter's death. SkekVar seemed to be genuinely loyal to the Emperor and look up to him.
Scroll Keeper also seemed to be a bro, he got along nicely with Collector and his little jokes about how ugly all the other Skesis are were prime bro-banter
The exception is Chamberlain who is from an evil UrSkeks and hates everyone/everything.
Christopher Reed
Anyone has a torrent or a stream link to watch the movie?
Justin Ortiz
Anyone got pictures of the puppets?
Charles Rivera
It's on netflix
Evan Gomez
Yes, I do.
Angel Martin
I don't care if you torrent it but at least give Netflix clicks after
Noah Richardson
No, I will not.
Eli Bell
PLEASE JUST WATCH DARK CRYSTAL CONTENT LEGALLY ON NETFLIX I NEED SEASON 2 OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
Daniel Howard
You can stream it at Netflix.com
Benjamin Ramirez
Weak post, Moshe. Try again.
Parker Torres
bad gelfling
Jacob Smith
>puppets
feh
Tyler Harris
cringe/obsessed
Juan Jones
oblivion
Jacob Cox
>there are at least several puppets of Deet out there waiting to be loved
I don't think I'm gonna make it bros
Nolan Hughes
The documentary about the making of the Age of Resistance is great too.
Adam Taylor
disgusting deviant moron
Jaxson Butler
I never really believed paid shill threads were real. Changed my mind guys...
Eli King
Congrats on becoming a retard.
Nicholas Cruz
>people are shills when something comes out that they like and want to see more of
this board is a cancer
Colton Jackson
Reminder, wanting to fuck gelfling is bordline pedo.
Henry Martinez
Archer was pretty cool as far as Mystics go
Jack Brown
Why you say Mystics not cool. WHY???
Aaron Gray
Ornamentalist was also very upset with Scroll Keeper after Collector's death.
Jaxon Rodriguez
>A puppet show based on a 30-year-old puppet movie has better storytelling, characters and emotion than modern Star Wars movies.
David Harris
What are the chances of this pirate gal showing up in Season 2?
Jaxon Phillips
you don't need to bring Star Wars into the equation at all
it has better storytelling, characters, and emotion than 99% of modern movies in general
I feel for those fucking puppets way more than any human character lately (K doesn't count)
Landon Nelson
What happens when people who actually like the source material (Lertier, Lisa Henson, Addis, Matthews) as opposed to those who hate the source material (Rian Johnson, Kathleen Kennedy) or are indifferent to it and simply seek to return investment (JJ Abrams)
Luke Thompson
>his little jokes about how ugly all the other Skesis are were prime bro-banter
i laughed at that part
Does anyone have the screencap(s)?
William Martin
I want S2 to focus on Garthim wrecking shit with SkekUng and SkekNa as the two main villains
also mystics
Zachary Sullivan
Grayson Martinez
So what was the deal with Jim Henson combining so many avian/reptile features in the Skesis when in 1982 bird-dinosaur relationship was incredibly niche if not unheard of even in paleontology?
Even by the early-90s it was stll seen as pseudo-science
Liam Stewart
>emotion
THEIR FACES ARE EXPRESSIONLESS
Luke Martinez
Hey! Hamill and Fisher gave it their best!
William Morgan
I see plenty of expression.
Jacob Hall
Hamil got better characterisation in this than in Star Wars.
But the other guy was right this show's writing and production values are better than nearly anything else.
Oliver Brooks
>didn't even give skeksis feathers
wtf I'm not watching this shit anymore
Julian Miller
How is he such a chad?
Carson Phillips
Honestly, hearing Mark Hamill sound like he was having a blast playing SkekTek was refreshing after his depressing performance as Luke in The Last Jedi.
Ryan Richardson
Ayden Powell
Probably just coincidence? Not a weird one, since their similarities must have been obvious to any artist having studied both even though bird = dinosaur wasn't a massive thing yet.. Reptilians and birds of prey are intimidating looking animals very far removed from anything human.
How much of the skeksis design are Froud and how much is Henson? Did henson make sketches, or just tell Froud his ideas?
Jaxson Campbell
Woah...
Nicholas Cook
does she know what a "pee noos" is?
Landon Turner
Hamill always said he wanted to be a VA and being a big Hollywood actor was never his goal at all.
Thomas Jones
Holy shit! How did this show get away with this porn?
James Stewart
Of course, she's got two dads after all
Zachary Diaz
Wow, I never realized how much VA work he has done.
Anthony Ross
>new generation sequel has more soul than the original
what are some other kinos like this?
David Turner
I bet every female gelfling in the order soaked her panties that day.
Jacob Harris
Gelflings deserved to die.
>feudal system with hereditary monarchy
>didn't give a shit about the slavery of at least three sentient species
>racism between their own
Anything else I'm missing?
Joshua Garcia
Netflix is just around the corner, my god friend. Support good content legally, thank you a have a good night.
Parker Davis
What would you do in this situation?
Chase Lee
They keep bobbing up and down when they walk.
Anthony Walker
I'd crush that podpussy. Doubt Rian could though with his tiny gelf dicklet.
Jose Hall
Who are your top 5 Skeksis?
Matthew White
Do Podlings have the largest proportional dick size of all the native Thra creatures?
Nathan Hall
1. Chamberlain
POWER GAP
2. Hunter
3. Scientist
4. Emperor
5. Heretic
Evan Roberts
Matriarchy
Ryan Lee
all that shit was constructed by the skeksis, before that they where all equal and all nice.
Christian Evans
HHHMMmmmMMMMM
Justin Ortiz
1. Scientist
2. Emperor
3. Heretic
4. Ritual Master
5. Chamberlain
Juan Diaz
SO i had watched the movie 20 years ago and i rewatched it before watching Age of Resistance , but on these threads people always refer a lot of shit i havent heard of.
Are there a fuckton of comics or other expanded stuff?
Hunter Williams
t.
Dylan Sullivan
1. Hhmmmmm
2. Emperor
3. Scientist
4. Heretic
5. Garthim master (he hasn't showed up yet but I'll hope we'll see him so he can feal with Chamberlains bullshit)
Jose Gutierrez
why do people like this gay muppet show so much
Jason Walker
comics and books, yes, Hhmmmmm
Sebastian Thompson
Why do you suck so much cock?
Angel Moore
1. Good characters
2. Good cinematography and sets
3. Good voice acting
4. Good fantasy writing that's on par with LOTR and early season GOT
Adam White
1)Chamberlain
2)Scientist
3)Hunter
4)Emperor
5)Heretic
Eli Perez
They're not people. They're sexual deviants.
Luis Garcia
Are the Gelflings fucking retarded on purpose because the MC in the movie was? If so, well done to the show runners
Robert Perry
Lets find out:
strawpoll.me
Aaron Foster
Henson envisioned avian reptiles in ornate suits and made some concept sketches. Froud did the rest.
Camden Jenkins
1. MMMMMMMMMHHHHHMMMMMM
2. Scientist
3. Scrollkeeper
4. Heretic
5. Emperor
Jose Ramirez
I'm surprised no one mentioned Deet having two dads, filling the usual quota set by Netflix.
Aiden Cook
Yeah, no one has mentioned this! You’re totally the first one!
Jonathan Russell
No one cares. Fuck off back to Yea Forums with you sjw boogeyman.
Owen Cox
>pic
Fuck that's fascinating, I want a whole season focusing only on skek history and culture
Ethan Edwards
people love Hup because they see themselves in him
>cute grill is nice to you
>fall in love
>even though deep inside you know you have no chance and she doesnt mean it
Brayden Parker
how much time were they on screen? 1-2 minutes?
i am concerned that they'll be much more prominent in s2 since deet's corrupted and missing
Camden Bell
>everything the je....err...skeksis ever told us was a lie
Evan Hughes
There's some more designs up further in the thread.
Jason Clark
The Skeksis really reminded me of the council of the 13 of the Skavens
Jaxon Ramirez
I hope there's a season 2. Everything in this show is well done and it's super comfy and different. I really like Deet and hope she comes back in the next season.
The female puppets are so cute.
Owen Wright
Not just that. He's a small retarded Don Quixote who knows how weak and ridiculous he is and yet persists anyway because to him it's the right thing to do. It's not a stretch to say he's the most noble character in the series.
Zachary Rivera
?
Juan White
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the lore of Dark Crystal? I like the muppets and it looks cool but I'm not familiar with the movie. What's it about?
Oliver Moore
ayys fuck everything up and leave. the end.
Isaac Diaz
The explanation is what makes it interesting though. It makes one wonder about all the developments skeksis culture and fashion went through over the years, and what exactly their spiritual beliefs are/were.
Austin Flores
One was a woman, old women look mannish sometimes.
Colton Bailey
Is their armor completely leather?
Bentley Lewis
Open to be sad
Joseph Edwards
Thousands of years ago a group of 18 aliens landed on the planet Thra and accidentally split themselves into 36 beings with opposing personalities. The gentle half went into hiding and the cruel half decided to rule the planet. There's this thing called the Dark Crystal that they abuse to gain power. A piece of it was chipped off long ago and a prophecy says if it were found and made whole the 36 beings would be reformed and fuck off where they came from.
Mason Richardson
Isaiah Barnes
still would
Luis Hughes
Darth Deet is best Deet
Parker Stewart
With how so many things in the show seemingly have attributes of both genders I'm starting to wonder if they didn't find a way to make Deet by themselves.
Jack Robinson
Nyaaaaaaa :3
Jordan Anderson
I think it's doing well enough to warrant more kikesss kino.
Chase Perry
>hover-hand
Are you sure?
Cameron Watson
poor lil skek
Aaron Rivera
Imagine eating with those teeth
Isaiah Ramirez
an attention span is something to admire.
the longer it gets the bigger and more detailed ideas you can hold in your head.
Nathan Price
Since they are hemaphrodites are the skeksis asexual?
William Sullivan
what if you are also imagining the puppeteers part in the act?
Nathaniel Allen
YES, I CAN HEAR YOU KYLAN!
Cameron Phillips
Probably. It would never be brought up in canon. But with how greedy and selfish they are, you'd figure, if they'd want to fuck anything, they'd be doing it.
Austin Gomez
Who’s the actor?
Isaiah Hall
Yes.
Connor Kelly
How does this compare with Game of Thrones?
Isaiah Campbell
not at all
both are kind of dark, thats it
Charles Green
i have not watched the game of thrones but it is the best thing i have watched in a long while (at least 10 trine)
Carter Miller
It's barely brought up at all. It had to be pointed out to me. Overall, the show is pretty light on sjw nonsense. The gelfling matriarchy just naturally exists and the women are at fault most of the time. The plot is full of the main character's seeking out wise old men to fight against evil old men.
But this is still irrelevant. People overlooked this season, season 2 will be full of injected horse shit. I'm worried they're going to make Deet yet another empowered woman mary sue. She will probably kick out the Emperor and become Empress or something, if that vision is anything to go by.
Adam Edwards
More like the council of 13 remind you of the Skesis
Benjamin Ross
Mad Queen Deet
Isaiah Kelly
well like all but two have to like
die
eventually
right?
Nicholas Nelson
They have 3 Skeksis left to kill off, so maybe.
Zachary Nguyen
Hopefully she doesn’t end like Daenerys.
Luke Murphy
what is this from.
Nicholas Murphy
the terror
its great
Luke Phillips
thank you!
Anthony Clark
>kick out the Emperor and become Empress or something
The darkness wins.
Lincoln Young
But it will because it's a shit idea
Daniel Jenkins
What makes you think that?
Owen Fisher
>empowered woman mary sue
It also runs contrary to her innocent nature, desu
Gavin Jones
>it's a dreamfast scene
Robert Perez
>bird-dinosaur relationship was incredibly niche if not unheard of even in paleontology?
Are you a retarded person?
Nolan Ortiz
imagine a society where you cant have secrets
Camden Collins
.muh dick
Austin Adams
I CHALLENGE!
Xavier Hernandez
The entire point the series was made was to flesh out the world of the movie. Naturally the movie will seem more archaic in comparison.
Charles Howard
Imagine a society where someone can make you a cuck just by touching you.
Sebastian James
TRIAL BY LEAD
Levi Barnes
So you mean they're nignogs?
Daniel Russell
Probably would be great.
James Johnson
Nah, they're just monks. Conveniently disconnected from the material world whenever you need to get some work done.
Nathan Murphy
No pity for this dumb fuck. All he had to do was not abuse the Darkening and not purge the gelflings. He is literally the only Skeksis that died of old age.
Joshua Nelson
...
Nathaniel Turner
Fuck you and your seat!
Jackson Ward
What did the Chamberlain have to do for the Emperor for him to be called Lord-Chamberlain?
Benjamin Cook
Kill him.
William Carter
Leave.
Ryder Turner
TRIAL BY LEAD!
Carter Cox
1.Skeksil
2.Skekung
3.Skekso
4.Skektek
5.Skekok
I was really surprised that I'd put Skekok in my top 5, but the season was really good to him.
Nolan Howard
I don't know but im sure theres fanfiction about it
Chase Mitchell
Noah Hall
Same. Wasn’t expecting that scene with him and Brea.
Jackson Stewart
is it just me or did the Emperor look kind of bummed out when hmmmmm told him the general died. Seems like they were kinda sorta confidantes
Kevin Cruz
yes, he looks sad.
William Myers
Yeah. He trusted in the General and obviously prefered him as right-hand chair man over Chamberlain.
Jonathan Gutierrez
The Emperor is truly a good friend and protector to all skeksis, except chamberlain.
Caleb Cooper
I hope that there are more gruenaks hidden out there in Thra that the skeskis never find
Michael Hughes
Next season is going to suuuuuuck
Joseph Lewis
Based
Angel Thomas
I JUST NEED A HAREM OF PODLING SEX SLAVES TO SUCK THE LIFE ESSENCE OUT OF MY COCK EVERY MORNING NOON AND NIGHT IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Andrew Long
Just fuck off dude
William Parker
You faggots are literally obsessed and you can't find meaning or enjoyment in anything at all. What a sad life.
Thomas Parker
What if it means that the Emperors going to suck her darkening essence, which turns him into the rotting corpse we see in the movie?
Samuel Hughes
you can to consent to a dreamfast
Jose Rivera
I just finished this and now I feel so hollow inside.
Please, I'm not ready to leave Thra just yet. Now I know how those avatarfags felt.
Adrian Anderson
He's the worst to Scientist.
>Believes Chamberlain over him
>His hearty laugh while leaning close to see better during the Peeper Beetle scene.
>No fuck you you're not eating with the rest you stay in the basement and work
>Only fags like fuzzy pets.
>Lol you thought you were going to join us into battle? Think again NERD.
Kevin Edwards
>deets eye bandana will never be your cum sock