What would you have done differently Yea Forums?

not have the malfoy's be incompetent retarded cowards every single movie. real convincing bad guys you have there.
have harry die in the end. must not have been that bad of villain if literal children btfo the bad guy in every encounter. they try to mitigate this by having a couple teachers die, but who cares
why is hogwarts the focal point of the magic world? surely the world doesn't revolve around one k-12 school?
why even have slytherin house if its literally there to just breed "villains"
but this is all shitty because the only purpose of the franchise is to be >pure wizards bad, mixed wizards good. just look how evil and retarded those advocating for the former are lol
also literally has housemoms killing primary villains
why didn't voldemort just have someone show up to harry's billet house in the real world with an ar15 and shoot harry?

i watched a good chunk of these shitty movies recently for regrettable reasons

I would not have blackwashed Hermione in The Cursed Child.

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fem Ron is superior

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The only thing that really bugs me about this is how disingenuous Rowling was about it
>"Maybe she was always meant to be black"
you know good goddamn well she wasn't

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Literally Wendy
not that there's anything wrong with that

I almost believed her until I looked closer at my copy of The Deathly Hallows. Then I said "pull the other wand, JK. It's got bells on."

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I would not bitch out at the ending and have Voldemort actually commit suicide by killing Harry who was by accident the last Horocrux or whatever that shit was called.

Hitler Wizard is gone but so is drunk manlet.

Fucking based response

They really should have died together
There is nothing left for Harry's character to do and the sequel material proves this

THE CHINESE FIREBALL, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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It would have been hilarious if Voldemort killed Harry at the end and 20 years later Hermione is Draco's breeding concubine, Ron is in Azkaban and Voldemort has taken over the muggle world and wizards rule.

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It would have been the good ending. Just because Rowling copes with her fantasy story doesn't mean heritability doesn't play a major factor in an individual's behavior and quality.

Guns, lemme see voldy stop a .50cal from a mile out, or an ied where we expect him to show up next

I think Rowling wanted things to fit just right and the wizarding world was nice and sparkly ambient at the end of Deathly Hallows.

Then Brexit happened and Rowling went to pieces. Reality caught up. I wonder if Rowling will ever do a Brexit reality wizarding world novel, where Voldemort faked his death or Harry died in a what if scenario and Voldemort's making eveyone call him Daddy as their ruler, just like future Hermione has to call Draco "master" when he's getting the vaseline ready for the night.

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i would have stayed in muggleland and not pissed away my future

Who can stop his incredible power?

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Fuck prime emma

I wouldn't have done anything differently as the result we got was one of the most interesting franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been distinguishable from the others. Aside from the wondrous imagery, the series is consistently exciting with an effective use of special effects, all to make magic magical, to make action functional.

Perhaps the die was cast when she entrusted the series to competent directors; she made sure the series would be regarded as a work of art that meant something to somebody, as well as ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series pays homage to Christian theology, and is also akin to the James Bond series in its sense of wonder, beauty and excitement. Everyone can agree on these facts.

>the books are also good?
"Yes!"
The writing is brilliant; the book was enjoyable. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author substituted creative phrases to invoke wonderous imagery.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time she used a different phrase. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so free of cliches and dead metaphors that she has a unique style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King, who is also an accomplished and well respected author.

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Why not both
Make harry potter a harem anime

She was so beautiful. Even when she cut off her hair, all it did was give me a short hair fetish.

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>atlas shrugged above a children's book
>above a children's book
>children's book
I'm not seeing The Communist Manifesto anywhere in that list.

Jesus Christ, every time I try to read that blog of yours I start drifting off. Fuck outta here with this shill nonsense.

Would have had Harry end up with Luna instead of spontaneously developing an attraction to his best friend's sister who was the school bicycle.

I bet she love potion'd him

make is a trilogy (maybe a quad), no need for eight movies.

Harry Potter uses his "muggle heritage" against Lord Voldemort (who turned against all the muggles)

Have him use an enchanted gun or something clever that Voldemort wouldn't be expecting a "true wizard" to do.

Go full out with
>Your next line is "what is this muggle trickery!?"

Imagine LV getting taken out with a McGuyver style tripwire.

Because that means no sex or romance while every other character except the mc is in a relationship.

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I wouldn't have made it. Shit franchise.

>Two BFs
>School bicycle

Harry was clearly a chad. Love interests are supposed to be spontaneous. You check the girl out, you want her, you get her. Alpha.

cast some american actors instead of all of these shitty brits. maybe get a decent director instead of chris columbus

Well, I'd have Harry have a different career after school for one. Like he was always going on how he wanted to be just Harry not some famous defeater of dark wizards Boy who Lived, and then he decides to become an Auror and spend his life doing that shit all over?
I'd have him become a teacher at Hogwarts, he seemed to enjoy teaching the DA.

All the girls at hogwarts are nudists.

I would have kept the series from going grimdark with PoA.

>Ginny was practically background character CoS-HBP
>suddenly develops desire for her out of nowhere
>same book has love potions as plot relevant
It all adds up.

isn't that a game.

i would have fucked prime ginny and luna

A game that will never be finished

the grimdark worked well in PoA because the film still had the child film charm of 1 & 2. the series dropped off a cliff after 3 though. they should have kept the lighthearted quirkiness instead of going for teenage-friendly darkness

oh well. you can still turn Hermione into a complete slut

Absolutely this
I was surprised how grimdark the films were after reading the books

>brave new world
>low tier
????

Would've made it a high budget tv series that followed the book to every word.

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They really ruined Harry/Ginny in the movies
Book H/G wasn't the best but at least there was some development

Why are they models?

Either cast some better looking actor to play Ginny or have Harry cuck the ginger and end up with Hermione instead.
The guy had a hard life, he didn't deserve to end up with some pie-faced brit slag.
Ginny should've looked more like or upper right

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>followed the book to every word.
for the first three movies they did a really good job cutting out all the shit nobody needed to see

sex

I don't think you know how commas work.

And in the last 5 movies the cut away everything that made the last books fantastic.

Hermoine would get fucked by a black man.

>everything that made the last books fantastic.

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>every time I try to read that blog of yours

You have literally never read that post in your life.

>first three movies
Prisoner of Azkaban didn't even mention that Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were Lupin, Pettigrew, Sirius and James
Not to mention removing winning the Quidditch Cup

deh

>no art of the deal also ayn rand

Fucked Hermione and made Ron watch.

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>“Hey – hey Nick! NICK!”

>The ghost stuck its head back out of the wall, revealing the extravagantly plumed hat and dangerously wobbling head of Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.

>“Good evening,” he said, withdrawing the rest of his body from the solid stone and smiling at Harry. “I am not the only one who is late, then? Though,” he sighed, "in rather different senses, of course…”

>“Nick, can I ask you something?”

>A most peculiar expression stole over Nearly Headless Nick’s face as he inserted a finder in the stiff ruff at his neck and tugged it a little straighter, apparently to give himself thinking time. He desisted only when his partially severed neck seemed about to give way completely.

>“Er – now, Harry?” said Nick, looking discomforted. “Can’t it wait until after the feast?”

>“No – Nick – please,” said Harry, “I really need to talk to you. Can we go in here?

>Harry opened the door of the nearest classroom and Nearly Headless Nick sighed.

>“Oh very well,” he said, looking resigned. “I can’t pretend I haven’t been expecting it.”

>Harry was holding the door open for him, but he drifted through the wall instead.

>“Expecting what?” Harry asked, as he closed the door.

>“You to come and find me,” said Nick, now gliding over to the window and looking out at the darkening grounds. “It happens, sometimes…when somebody has suffered a…loss.”

>“Well,” said Harry, refusing to be deflected. “You were right, I’ve – I’ve come to find you.”

>Nick said nothing.

>“It’s –“ said Harry, who was finding the more awkward than he had anticipated, “it’s just – you’re dead. But you’re still here, aren’t you?”

>Nick sighed and continued to gaze out at the grounds.

>“That’s right, isn’t it?” Harry urged him. “You died, but I’m talking to you…. You can walk around Hogwarts and everything, can’t you?”

>“Yes,” said Nearly Headless Nick quietly, “I walk and talk, yes.”

>“So, you came back, didn’t you?” said Harry urgently. “People can come back, right? As ghosts. They don’t have to disappear completely. Well?” he added impatiently, when Nick continued to say nothing.

>Nearly Headless Nick hesitated, then said, “Not everyone can come back as a ghost.”

>“What d’you mean?” asked Harry quickly.

>“Only…only wizards.”

>“Oh,” said Harry, and he almost laughed with relief. “Well, that’s okay then, the person I’m asking about is a wizard. So he can come back, right?”

>Nick turned away from the window and looked mournfully at Harry. “He won’t come back.”

>“Who?”

>“Sirius Black,” said Nick.

>“But you did!” said Harry angrily. “You came back – you’re dead and you didn’t disappear-“

>“Wizards can leave an imprint of themselves upon the earth, to walk palely where their living selves once trod,” said Nick miserably. “But very few wizards choose that path.”

>“Why not?” said Harry. “Anyway – it doesn’t matter – Sirius won’t care if it’s unusual, he’ll come back, I know he will!”

>And so strong was his belief that Harry actually turned his head to check the door, sire, for a split second, that he was going to see Sirius, pearly white and transparent but beaming, walking through it toward him.

>“He will not come back,” repeated Nick quietly. “He will have…gone on.”

>“What d’you mean, ‘gone on’?” said Harry quickly. “Gone on where? Listen – what happens when you die, anyway? Where do you go? Why doesn’t everyone come back? Why isn’t this place full of ghosts? Why -?”

>“I cannot answer,” said Nick.

>“You’re dead, aren’t you?” said Harry exasperatedly. Who can answer better than you?

>“I was afraid of death,” said Nick. "I chose to remain behind. I sometimes wonder whether I oughtn’t to have… Well, that is neither here nor there…. In fact, I am neither here nor there….” He gave a small sad chuckle. “I know nothing of the secrets of death, Harry, for I chose my feeble imitation of life instead. I believe learned wizards study the matter in the Department of Mysteries –“

>“Don’t talk to me about that place!” said Harry fiercely.

>“I am sorry not to have been more help,” said Nick gently. “Well…well, do excuse me…the feast, you know…”

>And he left the room, leaving Harry there alone, gazing blankly at the wall through which Nick had disappeared.

JK Rowling was a great writer before her brain damage.

>said said said said said said said
Rowling is a very dull writer when it comes to descriptors

Longbottom was the chosen one. Hidden in plain sight on purpose.
Potter was the distraction. Played up to be the one, so all the enemies will focus on him.

Potter is a superstar throughout the series. Longbottom a background character.

In the climax L is the chad hero. P wrecked.

Epilogue L is Jesus/Achilles of the wizarding world.
P is a forgotten hermit.

No world breaking plotholes like time travel.

Wizard society is in a dimension just on top of ours. Ghosts and such are just humans seeing wizards for a second. Dimensions are largely invisible to one another. But wizards can enter the human world.

Wizard powers severly limited in the human world. Requires exceptional magical tools like philosopher stones.

I would have put someone else in charge of wardrobes.

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Killed off Hermione, had Harry & Ron get together instead. Ginny can die alone.

based

Made it XXX

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when I read the books I always expected them to become animagi
also harry/luna

Any good fics?

also can anyone tell me the name of this fanfic I read years ago? basically the plot was harry gets some sort of shadowmancer inside his head and thw two are bros (have sex with a muggle girl in summer) and he teaches harry to move through shadows but then he gets his body back later. there's a female blaise.

What said about Harry and Hermione hooking up.

>Any good fics?
I recommend the Harry Potter Futanari One Shots. It's a series of stories featuring the various girls of the Harry Potter universe, but with penises, as they teach Harry the joy of schlongs.

Harry Potter and The Spellbook of Desires is the GOAT

Based and Chuckle-pilled

so epic xD