I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation

It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would shit themselves over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.

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Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky music plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.

don't the pasta

2spooky

While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malice in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't question its appeal to children yet.

The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

Yadda yadda red mist yadda yadda DO IT yadda yadda squid blows his head off hyperealistic cum

This kept me up for 2 straight nights as a kid.

Based

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldn't have been more than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

>squidward's sexy semen excreted through my screen and relished my face in his creamy goodness. But seconds later I realized... it wasn't REAL!

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.

The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The show resumed.

ded bort

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Can't believe this actually turned out to be real. What the fuck, Hillenburg.

About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams.

Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames.

The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink.

The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends.

Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the hell was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

This made me realize how hilarious it would be if a creepypasta was written where the narrator wanted to FUCK the monster like crazy. Has this been done before?

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.

I remember lurking /x/ back when I was in high school and I'd stay up half the night reading creepypasta and drinking energy drinks, talking with my high school buddies who used to lurk on Yea Forums with me. It was a good time, I was happy. Now that I think about it that was actually the last time I was happy. I've been miserable for so goddamn long.

Talk a bit about Dan "don't call me that" Schneider. Did you hear inside rumors about it while working at Nick?

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>SpongeBob
only millenials love this shit. it is utter trash

Not sure if you have a dream job or a shitty job.

It's no Candle Cove.

/x/ is the funniest board on Yea Forums.

I know exactly how you feel. Me and my bros used to read all the popular ones like Ted the Caver and Normal Porn for Normal People and then talk about them at school the next day. Good times

>find two pictures of dead kids
>continue to watch it anyway

It's almost shocking how much shitposting there is on this board these days, holy fuck.

shrek is love shrek is life xD

i hated this image

well the difference between this and Candle Cove is that
THIS WAS REALL!LL!L!L!LLl111l11ll11ll1l1l11l1

2real

>most internships aren't
You were lied to. Most internships are paid and people who get unpaid internships are less likely yo find work than people with no internship.
You got kiked.

...and then everybody clapped.

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fuck off dude, im physically scarred for life because of this

Literally everybody is paid, more or less, because you need to sign non-disclosure agreements and such, and you need to pay a lawyer to help you with it, to know what exactly you are signing.
But well, OP is a good larper, probably knows someone in the industry. Great story.

>OP is a good larper
what has this fucking board come to

H Y P E R - R E A L I S T I C

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Its not so much misery as it is just not being able to feel things like I used to. Its like as experience accumulates you are able to handle things better, but you just don’t feel anything beneath that as much. The only things that make me truly happy are things associated with stuff in the past that used to make me happy. So Im not miserable, but I know Im not happy.

Larper? You think im Larping? DUDE! This shit made me scarred for life! I mean look at this image bro! Doesn't it scare you?

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This. Tell us about danny boy.

Somebody post the Billdozer

This has to be bait.

>scare you a shitty pic
Are you 12, seriously? This is Yea Forums, you know.

Welcome to Hollywood. You need a agent (agency with lawyers and such) to do literally anything, even the shittiest casting call at the shittiest little role.

zoomers gonna zoom

HYPER
REALISTIC
EYES

Dude, its reall bro..... I have to see a psychiatrist every week because of this

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It was funny for a bit, but you went too far with trolling. It's time to let it go.

Maybe you should have sex incel

Maybe your right..... Its time to let the past die and move on....

Do squids even splatter brain matter when shot?

I hope this happens more during October. It's pretty comfy.

Candle Cove is a solid “spooky” premise
Sponge bob, Seinfeld , fresh prince ones are just comically stupid

Thread is weird as fuck. Wonder if Dan the Van himself is beind this thread.

ooop very spooky copypasta incoming

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

WTF just read

>newfriends don’t know the pasta

It’s ok fren. Just don’t ask who Joe is

>DEW IT
youtu.be/VqQJ2wk6ge4?t=20

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Wait, so Miranda was the semon demon? Or was it another semon demon that Miranda has nothing to do with?

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>Miranda a cum slut
now this is entertainment

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Yup. Pasta is so over the top, probably not true, but rumor is Icarly does coke and has fucked a few fraternity brothers and sport players at her college time.

this is the oldest pasta there is user

fuck off OP, we only want to hear about the big dick @ nick, not this tripe

i miss titanfall tbfh
speaking of which is titanfall 2 kill? I havent touched it in years

Thanks for ruining my childhood, faggot.

>tfw haven't read this creepypasta since it came out
>The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him.
>the line above is the creepiest thing before it delves into the dead children pictures

This was actually a pretty decent and memorable pasta desu.

everyone does cocaine except poorfags who stick to weed

based and correctpilled

Is there any links to these rumours?
I don't know why, but I always thought she was shielded from being a raging whore.
She probably had orgies with the cast of iCarly

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what are some HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD kinos?

Molly or MDMA is better if you ask me.

Nothing official, but you can read gossip about her at CDAN.

I CANT STOP SCREAMING

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>Nothing official, but you can read gossip about her at CDAN.
How could you tell it's her though?
Because CDAN is vague, link for curiousity?

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the mom

He raped me with his hyper-realistic cum.

The hyper realistic cringe trend in pastas was comfy. I miss being naive and aloof

>The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly. Miranda Cosgrove "iCarly"

>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

>This former A+ list tweener actress has an intermittent franchise. Other than that though she does not get much work. BY now, everyone knows she would rather party than work. The crazy thing is her entire image is this innocent do nothing wrong person. She was so out of control on her last movie, they are not even going to release it to theatres. Others have seen it which is why she has nothing lined up at all. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3").


I just did I quick search at " site:agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS miranda cosgrove ", there is more. There are so many blinds about her, she is not innocent as people think, probably the college rumors are true.

As you may know, the popular show "Ed, Edd and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to.

It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the show was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network - some children were unfortunate enough to see it.

Apparently the quality of the episode was mediocre when held to the regular standards. Animation was choppy, sound was constricted and very muffled. Reports of a line running up and down, similar to a crappy VHS tape were received. Scenery was described as "overwhelmingly dark and depressing without changing props and other background objects; stormy looking."

Characters also behaved oddly. Instead of the normal goofy, hi-jinks inspired personalities, viewers complained they seemed extremely agitated, gratuitously hateful toward each other, and constantly about to begin sobbing after the lines. The protagonist also had a very bad lisp - no one knows why, but he spoke with a sexual tone and that further bothered the viewers.

I was one of these viewers...

The episode began with Eddy walking down the street with Ed. I noted that Edd was missing. There was an angular shot coming from in-front of the two to show them walking toward the viewer. He (Eddy) was wearing the angry look he does when something goes wrong, his eyes were red around the iris. Ed looked absolutely forlorn and practically dragged behind Eddy, tears in his eyes - which were both lazy and looking in opposite outward directions.

Kevin, the series antagonist was riding his bike opposite of the Eds, toward them. The shot became blurry and low moans were heard coming from Eddy before Kevin hit him - which never happened because the screen went to black.

The screen then snapped back and Kevin was again headed toward Eddy - the view was so blurry this time all I saw was a green blob headed toward a yellow one. Again, the low moan, only this time it sounded like the microphone was broken and loud static came, greatly overshadowing the moan.

A claymation sequence of Double D sleeping in Eddy's bed came up. Honestly it may have just been the abruptness, but I jumped and shivered. Waking up and getting out of bed, he moved oddly around the circular room, the fast pitter-patter of footsteps being the only audio. The steps' sounds were very clear as I was shown a birds-eye of him scampering around the room.

There were no visible doors...

Edd began screeching (sounded like a Fisher Cat) as he moved wildly around the cell of a room faster and faster until the screen began blurring again, the purple room's color swallowing a now orange blur.

An extreme close-up of Eddy's front door sat, in absolute silence for a maddeningly long time - at least two minutes of dead silence and a door.

Next we see Jimmy and Sarah at a doctor of some sort (probably oral). Jimmy, obstructed in view by a hanging lamp, is crying loudly with Sarah trying to comfort him in an unusually warm fashion. 'It hurts Sarah... it hurts...' Suddenly, the door of the room in smashed open by a new character, a dentist. His face wasn't shown because he was tall enough to be out of the shot. Sarah was escorted out of the room, Jimmy was shown. His head gear was mangled, the front bent upward, stretching his lip very high-tearing proportions. The front of his gums was trickling blood, and teeth were missing. The disturbing part was he had lost both arms and legs beforehand apparently, and sat a paraplegic. I almost cried as I came to the conclusion the others had beaten him up and bent his head gear. The camera stayed on his mangled face for a few seconds, still as a picture, silent as ever.

Commercials came on...

We are instantly assaulted with a very hairy Rolf in his darkened shed fisting the cow repeatedly. The visual loops and gets blurry again as the scene pans out.

Nazz is reading a magazine on her couch. The quality is now perfect.

Eddy is now alone, without Ed. The quality declines worse than before and he is still walking, the sun now lightening the mood somewhat as he smiles and begins running. The door is shown again and we see through Eddy's eyes as he reaches out and opens it. His house is nice and bright, but a very badly played violin is blaring - the only audio in this scene as he makes his way through the house. Eddy opens the door to his room...

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Johnny is shown under Nazz's couch cushion as he crawls out on all fours in a comedic way and pops up behind her, still oblivious. I laughed because someone forgot to draw his eyes and I thought of a mole. Suddenly I stopped laughing as he starting swallowing her head, still in a cartoonish fashion of course, but this was different. He and she stayed like this until she started kicking and struggling. Johnny held her like this until she went limp. A zoom in on his face revealed extremely small, human eyes.

Double D was laying on Eddy's floor, no longer in claymation. The camera showed Eddy's house for the remainder of the episode (about 3 minutes), and the next program began on the spot...

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holy crap guys..... you know what this means???
Johnny vored Nazz...

What's the best recreation of the episode?

Keep it short and simple. I’m not reading all this shit.

And I remember licking your ass everyday after school on the playground until you started running him bleeding crying to momma. Yet you never talk about that here. Fucking wuss.

you gotta tho

>I remember licking your ass
Ha, you licked user's ass. Gay boy.

Rekt

This is so obviously fucking fake. Not even a lick of proof. Any of you kids just now starting to browse 4channel, don't be scared of this bull. Go check out one of our Star Wars threads or maybe a nice Marvel discussion thread, me and the rest of the vets got this shit. Right boys?

really dude you're telling me these stories aren't fucking real?

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Only thing you got is *in my best Mike Stolaska(spelling?) voice* AIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSS
*camera suddenly zooms in on my goofy yet also deadpan face*
*insert ironic fart noise*

>Miranda is a huge coked up slut after all
NOOOOOOOO

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Dude these "STORIES" are real! I am fucking scared! Now tell me, why would someone make this up?
Protip: You cant!
Owned

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What did you expect? She is Dan Schneider's used goods after all.

Do non STEM students really have to take unpaid internships?

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This is straight from the creepypasta wiki you fucking tard.

BASED RETARD

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No! Its not! Its REAL!

Nice larp.

Can we delete this for off topic?

not larping and this is Yea Forums related...

>Nice larp.
so this is the power of autism and usernames... whoa...

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You know the episode Season 11 Episode 5 of the Simpsons? Well, there is a darker history behind it

They thought the episode was gonna an iconic and renembered. I was working at the merchandising team when they came up with a great idea: Real life tomacco plants! We imediatly began on working on them. Now we had a very advanced gardener working on the project, he told us that he could do it.
When he made the first prototdype problems ensed, one of my men tried the tomacco, he acted fine until his eyes got red and started assaulted the guy next to him, he stabbed into his skull with his nails and ripped it in two. Then a tentacle came from his mouth and it suck to the brain as he sucked it dry. Before he could do anything else he was shot by John (he always has a shotgun with him). But the man wasn't dead, he stood up again and John shot him again. Now he was finally dead. Then another guy decided to eat from the tomacco plant himself in disbelief. Then he started having a seazure, John shot him. It did not work, a giat worm crawled out of his mouth and shot laser beams from his eyes. Everybody took cover but the worm shot the cover and kiled everyone but me and John. John started running at the worm and jumped into it's mouth. Then he shot inside of it's body and the worm exploded. John was dead (RIP), I got out as I could.

to this day the showrunners dont aknowledge this

literal chills every time i read this one

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guys PLEASE don't tell me this is true

holy crap...

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And then HIS EYES TURNED RED AND BEGAN BLEED AND IMAGE OF DEAD MAN ON SCREEN

I SAY

WHAAAAAT THIS IS CHILD CARTOON?!!!?!

Number 15

RIP John, you glorious son of a bitch.

"Holy crap, Lois! Im a creepypasta now!" Peter said this while his eyes turned bloodshot red. Lois looked on in horror seeing her husband become more hyper-realistic. His eyes were now hyper-realistic with blood dripping down like tear drops. Lois then proceeded to screech so clearly like it was in my home. The weird thing was my tv volume was pretty low. I tried to pause and investigate the scream, but my remote wouldn't work.

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Jesus...

Peters eye just got worse and worse as time went on. "Lois look! I'm hyper-realistic bloody-eyed Peter now!" Lois looked whiter than a pice of paper. "Lois im gonna vore you now!" Peter then proceeded to unhinge his jaw, like a snake. And swallowed Lois whole. Her screams wouldn't stop as Peter devoured her. He then looked at the viewer for what felt liek hours. The screen fades to black, and peter gives off a demonic laugh....

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Sent shivers down my spine

which creepypasta would you adapt to film?

NES Godzilla or Smile Dog

The Left Right Game, no contest

MARIO is kino

The Endless House.

I'm scared

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It's called shrek is love
Type on YouTube
It's pretty funny

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I used to be an intern at the White House 2017 and one time we rewound the security cameras to December 2016 (when Obama was still in office).
It looked like a normal state dinner with the British ambassador but then we looked closer and noticed the President and the First Lady were... off... somehow.
We had to pause several times and zoom in. Their eyes were disturbingly realistic, like a photograph of human eyes. The First Lady's shoulders and jawline were square, like a grown man in a woman's skin... at this point I wanted to leave the room, and the one female intern did. But there was more.
We thought it had to be the lighting, but that didn't make sense because the others at the table looked like normal people. Obama and Michelle, however, their bodies - the parts not hidden by their clothes at least - were coated in some kind of thick grease paint or worse. It was as if they had slathered their hands and faces in human shit... I could imagine the smell vividly but nobody at the dinner seemed to notice. They smiled and talked animatedly, trying to act like everything was normal. When it was over the British ambassador shook Obama's shit-stained hand as if nothing was amiss. Then Obama looked directly at the camera for a moment, just a glance, and I saw it. His face... it was almost human, but disfigured as if he were half-ape, primal and savage.
We warned the Secret Service, but they couldn't explain it. I quit the White House soon after. Things are not as they seem, bros...

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Can we all press F for John?

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Do you mean No-End House? Channel Zero did a season on that one, but it was shit.

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F

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who is the audience for these? 14 year olds?

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Sequel when?

Burger king foot lettuce

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I could see this actually becoming an episode.

Mr. Widemouth and turn it into a short comedy.

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>low on gas
>park to give our car a rest

That's not a fuckin gas works, it doesn't just recharge when the car isn't driving.

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always cracks me up

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I think they actually took it off because it was creeping adults/teens as well, instead of just kids.

Candle Cove was my favorite. Didn't they try to turn it into a miniseries or something?

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SNEED

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Pasta
But will still read since it seems you put some effort into it and gave it more details

I would only adapt the Soviet versions.

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aw man, these old creepypasta's caps a top teir comfy, thanks user.
I'm checking for .gif files before opening just like when I first started lurking

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Me too, Wesley, me too.

dead sneed

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Godzilla would work way better as a miniseries. It’d be too long as one single film.

I remember this copypasta

>Implying coke is expensive

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kek this is a classic

that's a good one

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One morning on a Saturday I woke up to watch cartoons before the rest of my family woke up. I turned on the tv. It was Spongebob like normal. But then something felt wrong about it. Then, when Spongebob got to work at his restaurant, before he opened the door to work, he stopped, and stated my full name and address and social security number before he opened the door. I immediately turned off the tv and got a bow of froot loops.

What's wrong with it?

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No, and their ectoplasm isn’t red. A retarded image posted by an even more retarded poster

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Is this some kind of John Stalvern prequel?

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Emma

Yea Forums really is the new Yea Forums
Quality thread, now go finish your math homework kid.

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I liked Phelous’s Old Man reading of this

I remember being 15 and reading Suicidemouse and watching the video.

Neither of them mean anything to me now, but they were very affecting when you're right at that certain age. I thought it was real and was unsettled by the music as well as the guy at the end (who was that guy? Skip to 7:02):

youtube.com/watch?v=C_h1dY66Rm4

Years later I learned the story was fake as was the video, and it took the mystery and suspense out of it for me.

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These are the best ones. Short, sweet, and leaves it as a mystery.

Highschool gang highschool gang

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So everyone in this thread is just pretending to be 12 years old? Should probably ban them all just to be safe.

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what?

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Can someone post the one about the psycho dad turns his son into a dog

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thank you creepypasta chad for posting all of these

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A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

delete this post please

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The other day i saw two mentally retarded kids talk about that russian laughing/sleep gas creepypasta and "lifehacks" also

Memes are ruining gen Z

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Not only did some faggot write all this but I bet someone even read it

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The pasta should not have mentionned the tentacle. Violent induced behavior is enough to make it creepy. A plus would be to make the effect more subtle.

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Got the one with the people in Hell communicating through walkie talkies?

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fuck that is scary

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That's it.

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Stability breeds discontent. We're animals - if we're not moving, we're dying. Even if your situation is objectively okay, if it stays the same for long enough, you will start to feel unhappy. You really do have to take a risk and do something new. You either like it and adopt it into your life, or the novelty makes you appreciate what you've had as you return to it.

I refer you to

don't forget he had a back up gas can in the trunk the whole time.

Did you fuck her afterwards? I once read a doujin like that and after all the guys were done and the cumslut was half-unconscious in the floor, the nerd guy at least had enough balls to go fuck her on the floor

Based /x/ oldfag dropping all his creepypasta

> brevity is the soul of wit

Shut up bitch

This. Its been a long time since ive stayed up late reading creepy stories.

The video honestly still kinda works.

what would it cost/ how long would it take to actually animate this by an amateur now?

thats too creepy for me

wait till you see good luck getting sleep tonight

ill sleep alright im just too afraid to go outside for a cigarette

Based

>let me just put on these nightmare vision goggles

>iCarly
>childhood

Zoom zoom

Pale Luna

it was a different time

Yea Forums is unfair! OP is in there! Fagging at the concession! Plotting his oppression!

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have sex

Whew, I don't know why this hit so close to home, I'm sorry user, I'm right there with you. It seems all I do these days is play old games and watch movies I've already seen just to try and get that feeling back

>Dead sneed