Name a more iconic duo

Name a more iconic duo

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whats in the bags?

cooms

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pedojanny gonna seethe

Based bald coomer bastard

Jason flies to conventions to get photographs of himself and pornstars made into poker chips, so tell me, what does the chink do that's so impressive?

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>the brains and the brawn

>name tag
cheers, found this guys facebook and twitter
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fbook.com/shelby.marsh.395

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i didnt think he could get more based

Who are these weird people and why do I see them posted here all the time?

None of these fuckers even contemplate the hover hand

well at least they don't grab the guys' asses

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holy based

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>tarantino used them as inspiration for his movie poster

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Yea Forums meet up.

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>goes to amusement parks by himself
is there anything more pathetic than this?

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Is the dude also a pornstar?

>asking a man to wish you a happy birthday because you like how his dick looks on film

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i'd watch a buddy cop flick with these

not going at all

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The Have Sex-Men.

>the fuck is Nova Dates?
>look it up
>they literally auction dates with pornstars
Shelby is looking like a real coomstar

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Truly comfortable with his sexuality.

>her hand

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>All users must understand that no sexual activity will occur on this Date. NovaDates is a Dating Site, not an Escort Service.
Jesus.

how mentally ill to you have to be to go to a porn convention, but then ALSO take pictures of it and post it proudly on social media?

I can understand being a depraved libidinous guy and wanting to meet porn stars, but you would at least want to hide your activities, not broadcast them to the world

>guy's entire life literally revolves around taking pictures with pornstars

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idiot. these whores will fuck anyone for the right price. the "date" is just pretense for that.

6 years and still hanging on that retweet come now kieren make the boy's 32nd birthday

going to coomer conferences

What are these body types called?

Dude looks like Amos fat brother

real cooman being

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He looks like gabby revera the writer of the classic 2018 Marvel comic book America

Threads like these is the reason i hate social media.

threads like these is why Im on Yea Forums

These women are massive whores, but it amazes me the amount of empathy they have for these discarded losers.

I guess they are the only people who actually pay for porn

prostitutes are very nice in my experience. Except once when one approached me and I rejected her and she insulted me in some foreign language and I was like, if you want to sleep with me so badly, then perhaps you should be paying me

It's hard to decide whether these guys' lives would be better or worse without their porn obsession.

they are losers too, the women I mean.

>and I was like, if you want to sleep with me so badly, then perhaps you should be paying me
no, you walked away and then thought in your head later that you should have said that.

was it autism

Ok, you found the white dudes, but who are the two asian guys?

uhh I think you mean how mfing BASED you have to be

these men are kings

patrician taste

oh of course I didn't say that, I was just thinking it

What's wrong with being a cumbrain if no other life is available to you?

Is it because she was nasty or you don't fuck prostitutes?

because she was like a 2/10 for my country. Probably 8/10 in bongland though lmao.

I've never used a prostitute but I've been insulted multiple times whenever I've turned down the offer. It's kinda weird.

jesus christ

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wow. I can see paying to fuck them but why do this senpai?

Is that Chinese Silvio Dante?

No shit they know where their bread is buttered. Its like saying "boy, waiters sure are nice people!"

who fucking wears a nametag while walking around a porn convention?

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That chinamen is definetely a Yea Forums poster

>not hoverhanding
based

13 and 50

I bet this pic cost like 40 bucks. and theres nobody to show except people that will laugh at him

He is living it up holy shit

He'll go to the deepest pits of despair to find inspiration for his horror, good lad

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What's the "coom" meme about? I haven't been around Yea Forums for a while.

Truly peak Amerimutt.

well they're getting paid by these degenerates so of course they're gonna be nice to them

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Started out as a variation of the boomer/zoomer/doomer meme pics, you know the coomer. Then OP's pic surfaced and mesmerized Yea Forums as the meme came alive in form of this degenerate porn addict standing in line to take a pic with some random blacked.com whore. Now it's part shitposting and making fun of deranged porn junkies and part actual degenerates identifying themselves with the meme.

HOLY FUCK

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>The Yellow Bastard... and friend

Michael V.

this s what porn does to you

This guy writes better than most real critics.imagine if he's actually from Harvard or something.

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I'm bored of this meme already.

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