Putting the audience a step ahead (in terms of information) of the characters is a useful narrative device, used well in this 10th edition of Sweet Sinner's popular series about sexual poaching. Writers Melissa Monet and James Avalon know what they're doing.
It becomes clear early on that the chance meeting of joggers Seth Gamble and MILF Ariella Ferrera will lead to sexual fireworks, and the fun of the DVD is getting to that foregone conclusion.
We're introduced to Seth's girlfriend Adriana Chechik as Seth pops the question, giving her an engagement ring and earning not just "Yes!" but a hot sex scene to boot. Given that Sweet Sinner is dedicated to naturalistic sex rather than hokey playing to the camera, Chechik avoids her squirting gimmick entirely.
Ferrera is in an unhappy marriage to Steven St. Croix. convincing in one of his least sympathetic roles. He is short with Ferrera, barely even civil, and is cheating with lovely Anastasia Rose on the side. Rose is an appealing performer, but her career has amounted to little more than fetish video assignments to date.
Chechik invites Seth to dinner to meet her parents, but Steven, found out by wife Ariella for cheating, is on the outs and doesn't show up. That leaves just the three of them to dine, with Avalon carefully delaying the moment of truth when Seth and Ferrera discover their flirtation after jogging is trouble. Chechik storms off angrily, leaving the duo with egg on their faces, but since this is a porn movie they manage to segue to hot sex together as an open-ended solution to the dilemma. One wonders what Chechik will do next, but once the final money shot has been delivered on AF's belly, the story ends, as usual.
>but since this is a porn movie they manage to segue to hot sex together as an open-ended solution to the dilemma. One wonders what Chechik will do next, but once the final money shot has been delivered on AF's belly.
NOOOOOOOOOOO you can't watch porn it's a Jewish psyop to destroy the white race!
Colton White
Porn kino thread?
Early Naughty America was absolutely top tier. I unironically consider pic related to be one of the hottest scenes I've ever seen. Actress is Victoria Givens and she plays the role of the friends hot mom. We never see the actor since it's shot POV, but the realism and acting of the scene is what makes it great. Actor plays young insecure guy who helps Ms. Given's with her groceries. He plays the timid and insecure part extremely well and she takes him to a motel. I 100% recommend it bros.
MyFriendsHotMom you fucking zoomer. When you have the chance look at naughty America's early scenes (2003-2006)
Jackson Campbell
Ah that one. Wasn't paying attention. Yeah but mfhm is full of these big silicon titty chicks these days. Pretty meh.
Robert Wilson
Look like kino.
Benjamin Gonzalez
What's up with incest in porn? Everyone despises it irl but in porn it's the no.1 fetish
Asher Torres
There was the show called Co Ed Confidential that had some pretty hot scenes, but most importantly had some pretty funny writing in between. There was this whole campaign for student president plot that had my favorite campaign slogan >If you think with your head you will probably vote for my opponent. If you think with your heart you will do the same. So I ask you to think with neither, and instead think with your dick! >Proceeds to have sex with two hot girls on camera for the campaign
Tyler Roberts
Protip: they don't really despise it IRL.
Nolan Baker
Who the fuck despises it? Made fun of sure, mostly because they insist on the step sibling thing and shout out their family tree while fucking, but not hated. More of a thing you just shouldn’t talk about liking, just like most specific genres of porn.
Nathaniel Garcia
it's pointless and stupid, i would wager that the majority of people watching this stuff are attracted to mature women, the added incest stuff is just how it comes packaged by the studios >inb4 muh jooz same goes for jav
Sebastian Cooper
I consider Tonights girlfriend to be pretty kino. It's a little meta considering the premise is pornstar's role playing as escorts role playing whatever their client wants
I could give a rat's ass about 'mature women', I'm watching it purely for the incest. It's why I avoid stepsibling shit.
For normies like you there's 'my friend's mom' bullshit, no need for conspiracy theories. They just picked up on the fact a lot of people love incest (GoT redpilled them) and are serving that market.
Cameron Rogers
Who the fuck isn't.
Jonathan King
me
Gavin Bell
thanks for the redpill, Cleetus
Andrew Ortiz
Now this is reviewing.
Colton Kelly
fuck you, adriana is based
Leo Adams
You're welcome, DeShaun.
Caleb Ross
God Colombian women are so hot. Ariella Ferrera is such a hot MILF.
Cooper Reyes
I read "Sneed Sinner"
Jayden Thompson
does liking milfs make me a literal nigger? any kinos for this feel
There are literally videos of her shitting. I never understood her appeal. There are so many hotter MILFs.
Ian Hill
early/mid '00s european porn was the absolute peak of the genre. Dozens of super hot model-type girls willing to do rough sex scenes with anal, double penetrations and everything. the US had some great porn (especially stuff from studios like Platinum X or Red Light District) but there was no competition.
I'm the complete opposite. I watch incest porn strictly for the mature women. Whenever I watch it I usually watch it with the volume low when they're talking cause I find the whole incest thing repulusive.
It drives me mad how the women who I find extremely attractive ONLY do incest porn. Jodi west gets me off like no tomorrow but I wish she did more vanilla porn.
How come there's a scat poster in 7 out of 10 cases where the thread is about porn? Is it the same guy?
Leo Cooper
Pretty face and that soft voice, + she's actually a decent actress. She appeals to guys who quite literally wants to fuck their mom, and guys who got no love as a child.
Colton Flores
Yep
Gavin Adams
i pity your life, spammer
Ayden Walker
>adriana chechik i'm in
Julian Wood
it is a review by that yellow-blacked guy..
Aiden Davis
The Italian nunsploitation genre was peak pornkino.
Grayson King
Speak for yourself faggot, incest has been my top fetish for like 15 years now. It's hot as fuck. I'd fuck one of my cousins, my mom, and my sister given the chance.
Joshua Kelly
>tfw your favourite pornstar is living in the sewers of Las Vegas now as a used up methhead. What a waste.
>it's a Salieri chiaroscuro scene where most of the action is covered in darkness >it's a Salieri scene with a disgusting old geezer in it
Jordan Thompson
Ariella Ferrera has some of the ugliest tits in the industry, I hope she sued the surgeon
Dominic Sanchez
God, Jodi West used to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. What the fuck happened?
Bentley Jenkins
>What the fuck happened? mid-late 2010 women brains
Nicholas Moore
its a fucking porno of course theyre going to have sex
Grayson Rodriguez
Oh fuck its true. literally the first thing you see when you google her is she lives in a fuckign cave lmao
Ian Martin
There's a generation of men unable to leave their homes and start a family for socioeconomical reasons and like they don't have a chance of meeting women outside the house, the logical next step is women inside the house
Justin Thomas
Can one of you faggots please post a pre-wall picture of Jodi please? She looks the same to me except she's a little older
Blake Brown
Jesse Jane was my first pornfu for Pirates. Damn, that was so long ago. Recently she was blacked but now she's old
Jack Wright
the pirates movies were terrible imo
Charles Lewis
Isn't Faye Reagan also a methhead in vegas?
Grayson Lopez
I know but the girls look hot as fuck. I was a horny teenager, I couldn't care less about the plot.
It's not just men. Trust me when I say, women love incest porn too. It is the most popular porn in the world. Pretty much any girl nowadays is down to incest roleplay, if not actively looking for a guy to do that with.
Logan Martin
Adriana Chechnik and Brittany Amber make me cum harder than with any other porn star
Cameron Ward
God damn the dialogues are so embarrassing and the actors are garbage. Tell me how do you watch this seriously? I can't.
Do people really watch entire pornos from start to finish like that? I watch maybe a couple minutes of establishing dialogue if the scenario sounds hot, and then skip to the fucking.
Noah Thompson
Broke my heart to hear it. Her scene with Johnny Sins in the hot tub is one of the first hardcore pornos I ever watched.
Charles Wilson
That's why you should only watch homemade amateur porn.
Benjamin Wood
Some JAVs actually have a plot though. Maybe it's because nips aren't puritans so they don't see sex as something shameful
Elijah James
Perfect Strangers was peak Jenni Lee.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Lmao.
Brody Kelly
Lela Star, Jenaveve Jolie, and Naomi whatever her last name was were my holy trinity as a kid. And that one brazilian chick from that one long video that was like most watched video on Pornhub back then
Dominic Taylor
based coom review
Owen Perez
*pixelates your genitals*
Liam Clark
JAV performers want to keep the pixelation because that allow them to use condom and fake cum
Christian Ramirez
>only does boring vanilla porn when she was in her prime >starts doing anal and more risqué scenes when she's already old and busted I fucking hate this shit
Camden Jones
Damn. Faye Reagan, Jenni Lee and Kasey Chase are/were into hard drugs and pretty fucked up IIRC. Probably my three favourites growing up. I guess I should fear for Cassidy Klein :/
Connor Bailey
Pro-Tip: This is from the IMDB of the guy who has reviewed 9000+ pornos
It makes sense from a pornstar's perspective. Her image is her value and she didn't want to degrade her image. Now her image is already degraded for being old
Parker Lee
She had standards and thought she was going to be able to get out with them intact. Then got desperate when she needed more money and had to stoop to get work. Always happens with pornstars. Most can never truly escape the industry, because it doesn't necessarily let you. The porn industry was started by the mafia after all, those connections still exist.
Michael Hill
I loved the early Bangbus, some of those videos are hard as fuck to find anymore.
Joseph Nelson
>Preg & milkin' in the UK based COOMGOD
Daniel Torres
I'm glad my favorites were sort of able to save themselves then. Brandy Talore had kids and does camwhore/escort shit now (I really hope I get the opportunity to fuck her someday, I know she travels but never in my state that I know of). But Nikki Rhodes got married to someone in the military and had kids and seemingly completely escaped sex work in general. Her Twitter account and other social media have been inactive for years now.
Angel Nguyen
In recent years this porn video has virtually blanketed adult video stores with posters promoting it, and I'm sure it was a huge sales hit. With a cross section of beautiful XXX stars it delivers the goods and then some.
I've been watching a lot of 1970s classic (and not so memorable) porn movies on DVD of late, and the party line is that they were the Golden Age of story lines, and now it's all drivel. BABYSITTERS essentially puts the lie to that blanket cliché -it's designed in an all-sex format but has plenty of story setup material and much better acting than the average oldie.
With cartoon panel style transitions, the episodic structure limns the adventures of several babysitters, acting out fantasies in realistic settings. Video is bookended by segments involving Jesse Jane, probably the top-draw in the cast and quite fetching with pigtails as the jail-bait babysitter.
What I enjoyed about BABYSITTERS is that it successfully straddled two genres, the popular MILF video as well as its underage-baiting premise title niche. Among the naughty housewives Nikki Benz (teamed with Jane in a good contrast) and Gina Lynn (opposite Shay Jordan) were literal standouts. A rather labored sequence of four silicone mamas getting the rough treatment by Sophia Santi (employing a strap-on and endless dildos) missed the mark for me, but certainly had fetishists in mind with its lesbian/anal emphasis.
Hi-def lensing by the director Robby D was well executed, and an upbeat musical score cemented this romp as a winner. I would love to find out the financial stats on such an enterprise; I guesstimate it was made on a substantial budget and undoubtedly grossed in seven figures from video sales over the past three years, with a big-ticket list price compared to the thousands of throwaway videos stocked nearby.
I don't even think he jacks it most of the time, he actually just watches it to give his review
Adrian Robinson
>fucking retarded mainsream porn retards in this thread
People still watch that?
Amateur porn is 100% where it's at
Cooper Miller
>upbeat musical score cemented this romp as a winner
What the fuck happened to this man? The formal critiques he has taken the time to give to thousands of these porn movies is the most surreal thing I've ever seen.
>names are in line with the actors how come pornos can do this but big budget movies cant? its literally porn
Brandon Sanders
Any of the Bratty Sis series. Family Therapy. Dad Crush and Daughter Swap stuff too.
Jacob Nelson
Mainstream is fucking great, bro, Better production and plots.
Landon Long
Both are good for different things. You can fap to both.
Luke Long
Nothing can be the plot of something authentically happening in real life and being filmed.
I for one love the swinger/hotwife/cuck shit, but not in the sense most do. I don't watch BBC stuff or get off at all on guys wanting to be humiliated. I just like seeing dudes having their girlfriends/wives be total sluts and fuck strangers. The ultimate form of sluttyness that really does it for me
Noah Nguyen
it's like something Patrick Bateman would say before he chops someone up with an axe
apparently, some people watch porn even if they don't have to fap after all, a porn movie is like 2 or 3 hours long, but most people only need like 5 minutes to coom
Ethan Gonzalez
That right there is genuine porn addiction. It has surpassed the biological need porn exists to satisfy and simply become an obsessive hobby. Nobody should be doing that.
Nolan Scott
I only care if the girl is hot. If she does amateur porn, I watch amateur porn, if the does professional porn I watch that.
I would recommend travelling to Colombia. I spent a week in Bogota and I fucked so many women. I usually picked em up at bars or clubs but if I struck out I'd order an escort for like $40 an hour. Sometimes they even offered "fiesta blanca" which means they'd bring some coke.
Ryan Clark
>tfw daisy stone is now a skeleton fuck crack
Gavin Kelly
Shout out to MILF hunter with my boy Shaun. The series declined when he became visibly older than the milfs though.
Have we discovered his absolute favorite and least favorite pornos yet? All his reviews are so dispassionate, like they all blend together for him and he didn't love any of them. And that may be the most hilarious and sad part of it.
Austin Cooper
>So the film plays more or less as softcore, with no blow jobs shown and all the humping scenes suggested rather than as explicit as one would expect. Given the idiotic money shots, this is a real drawback. For well-animated 3-D porn I would suggest the popular Japanese short hentai films, notably LEWD CONSULTATION ROOM. Absolute coomerseur.
>Amateur porn is 100% where it's at >Nothing can be the plot of something authentically happening in real life and being filmed.
I agree with this and I'm actually getting off to amateur stuff right now. I really like the swinger/cuckold stuff but only when it involves a younger guy fucking a much older woman. Problem is that's pretty hard to come by.
Recommend and good amateur sites?
Jackson Parker
>This muthfuckin board is alive tonight boy! Based muthafuckin cooma posters.
>Chechik avoids her squirting gimmick entirely. I'm out
Kevin Parker
he has reviewed thousands of lesbian films
Logan Wilson
She's ugly but her scene with James Deen is god tier.
Logan Powell
I just coomed to this due to that review. Based coomer
Samuel Baker
>comparing the porn to a Jimi Hendrix concert he went to 50 years ago
How fucking old is this guy? Jesus Christ. Also, his descriptions made me want to watch that and I'm not even gay... what the fuck? What is even this man's sexual preference? He seems to like it all.
Hunter Perry
>he still tracks and dmca every of his videos
Matthew Mitchell
>only 5.99
What how is it so cheap
Justin Howard
>When I first started watching Nica's videos, about 120 or so of them ago...
>There are so many hotter MILFs No, there aren't. Those ''MILFs'' are not even 30 yet.
David Lopez
>knowing porn directors by name and comparing them stylistically against each other
This is next level autism. This has got to be a meta parody of film critique in general, right?
James Edwards
>See all 9.413 reviews Jesus Christ
Dominic Barnes
the King of Coomedy
Brayden Hill
based and redpilled
Kevin Ramirez
They're all directors at the end of the day, the only difference is the target audience
Joshua Thomas
Is Jesse Jane married? I think she was married with a fellow pornstar but I'm not sure about now
Aiden Powell
She was, they are divorced.
Lucas Fisher
>find a pornstar you really like with a hot voice >watch her JOI videos >turns out she exclusively fucks black guys on camera CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLL
Alexander Scott
So?
Noah Gonzalez
If you assume the average length of a porn movie is 90 mins, that's 14,119 hours
Xavier Martinez
Is she in a relationship now or single?
Eli Wood
so her regular porn is all garbage
Elijah Allen
No idea, I just read that on the wikipedia page for her. She probably has Twitter, you could always go on there and ask. Seems you have an interest, so shoot your shot m8.
Nolan Lee
Pornographers have found it profitable recently to churn out imitations of popular old TV series, aiming at a low-brow (or is it no-brow?) general public with a not quite suited for each other mix of nostalgia and smut. This one seemed promising on paper, what with the enduring fascination with Gene Roddenberry's STAR TREK, and a cast of some of the biggest names in current porn, but the result is a dud.
Evan Stone, who might earn the left-handed compliment of "best actor" in porn of recent years, as if acting is what mattered, does a reasonable impression of Capt. Kirk, though no attempt is made at imitating Shatner's bad hairpieces of the '60s. As proved in the "non-sex" reel presented here as a bonus (when they edit out the hardcore porn, we're left with just 20 minutes of movie), this is really an all-sex gonzo video, given the patina of respectability by an imitation of TREK's beloved SPACE SEED episode and THE WRATH OF KHAN feature, where Ricardo Montalban memorably chewed up the scenery. I guess timing is everything; RM was fortunate in this one sense to have passed away before this XXX farrago was released. Bug-eyed Nick Manning, with correct hairstyle, does an adequate job of imitating Khan. The rest of the cast is strictly on board for humping, not acting.
The material here is not funny -it's easier to imitate than to create a Sid Caesar/Mel Brooks/SCTV/Sat. Night Live satire. Untalented director Axel Braun, sadly according to IMDb the son of Lasse Braun from the Golden Age of hardcore, makes the BIG mistake of doing endless sex scenes -not the 4-minute variety back when porn was on the big screen but the 15-minute tedium-inducing editions prevalent today. It causes the film's story and raison d'etre to self-destruct; this one's impossible to watch without the fast forward button or Next Chapter click.
Jada Fire as Uhura actually gets to recite some lines of dialog, but basically she is little more than a doll for Stone and the poorly-cast Tony De Sergio as Spock to violate simultaneously in porn's ever popular D.P. mode. Supposedly this fulfills a trekker's long-held fantasy about the crew getting it on, but unfortunately it plays as just familiar porn performers going through the paces. Superstar Sasha Grey backslides after her moment-in-the-sun starring for Soderbergh, delivering a reel of sex in a nothing role here; ditto Jenna Haze, perhaps the most beautiful, and naturalistic, of all current porn stars, who is unforgivably styled and made up to be far less pretty here than in her usual porn videos -a complete waste. Busty starlet Codi Carmichael comes off the best among the femmes.
Of course this is not a big-budget effort, unlike the nuttily expensive PIRATES films made with some of these same cast members. But it does look okay, capturing the over-saturated colors of the original Star Trek TV show. Another porn ripoff aimed at the original TV show is called Star Trix, identifiable by its green-painted female sex object on the cover, but after suffering through this garbage I think I'll pass on that one.
Jose Roberts
So he's a boomer from Cleveland who attended a jimmy hendrix concert as a teenager.
If we skim through enough of these reviews we can may be track him down
He was a teenager in the mid 60s? He must be in his 70s now.
Henry Smith
Dropped so many loads to her squirt scene.
Unfortunate implant scars
Brayden Myers
you're aware that that guy is not the same guy as in the pics right?
Dylan Rivera
Obviously. We already tracked down The Coomer's twitter, he lives in Wisconsin. But this guy with all the reviews, we don't know his true identity and he's clearly much older.
Let's not go nuts. She had a gettable feel and felt like an honest-to-god mom, relatable. I think everyone on earth that is white has at least an aunt that Jodi reminds them of. That's her appeal.
