*record scratch*

Why can’t incels just have sex bros?

cause rape is illegal

Goodnight, coomers. Hopefully I'll see more threads about this cool guy tomorrow.

this is why I'll never listen to the "just shave it off, bro" crowd

This guy writes better than 99% of critics

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>implying chads don’t rape

chads get away with it. only losers get in trouble

only if you're ugly

Pls post the link to that

biopic in the works

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why do the jannies hate him so?

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It all started when I found a little website called /pol/....

>Chad
the memes write themselves

imdb.com/review/rw3204271/?ref_=ur_urv

>Premise resembles an erotic approach to an Agatha Christie mystery "Ten Little N*ggers" (pardon my use of the term, but as Terrence Howard said so eloquently in a recent interview about TV not permitting use of the N-word despite its prevalence in contemporary Black society, get over it).

literally /ourguy/

>mfw got banned for posting in last thread

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Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475

Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055

Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)

Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version

None of my stories feature niggers

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I bet our guy is also a janny

fuck you thread ruined

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

WHAT'S HIS NAME

mfw I just coomdeh

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yeah this shit is conquering Yea Forums in no time

oh boy.. how long until the mask incorporate him into their memes

>COM

Johnny Sins

I was wondering why I saw "test" and "coom" in a bunch of random threads

KEK

Chad Diamond is the tranny fucker in this meme gif

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vocaroo.com/i/s0EuKtWBXBVy

Brazzers should seriously hire this guy as a stunt-double for Johnny Sins. Or to play his brother or something

He looks deranged is this the power of coombrains?

>a threesome movie where an evil scientist clones Johnny Sins

A daring synthesis.

someone make a hellraiser edit

i hate test posters i report them everytime

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>the box. you opened it. we coomed.

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based and coompilled

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looks like they're getting a crew together

this is surreal

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very nice

i.imgur.com/NqrkFgr.jpg

Is that el pelon de Brazzers?

I remember when I first came to this website, I clicked on an imgur link, thinking it was safe since it's a known site. I was very wrong.

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its just alice

i.imgur.com/DmcJQb4.mp4

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I never understood anime addicts and their obsession with rendering every living thing as a shitty cartoon. Yeah, I get it. It's Wojak's face on ebin 4 the win coomer man's. That's soooo funny. l-o-l. I understood the reference to Wojak so hold on while I pee myself crying with laughter.
Except that in pasting a poorly-drawn 2D image over his head you've removed all emotion that made the picture funny to begin with. There is literally nothing humorous about this edit; absolutely nothing.

Why do only ugly guys show up at those thngs?

cope

Go ahead and amaze me with something then, faggot

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good looking people are less likely to come to the point of giving up like this

These are funny.
These are not.

So the question of the day is, does Caption Coomer wack off to the tranny porn? Or does he watch it for viewing sake? Please, add to the big cooms wiki please.

You don't understand funny and can't speak for everyone else so don't even try

Fuck off coomer

This post was so compelling, thank you.

I mean, none of this thread is funny so it sort of fits

4channel isn't your personal funnies factory if you want to lauf so bad download ifunny

>watching real porn with women
>watching real porn at all
why?
real porn is gross and has too many political themes
why would you watch it?

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was just listening to this song, creepy

I didn't bring it up because it wasn't funny; I brought it up because of how stupidly unfunny it was. It completely annihilated the source of humour in the original picture. That's how bad it was.

>implying porn has any political themes to it at all
back to /pol/ with you

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Can I get a quick rundown of this new epic maymay?

kys you ugly faggot

Someone on reddit saw someone else post OP's pic and thought he could get some easy (You)s on the 4channels.

the fact its always black men and white women
is political within itself
have fun jerking off to your destruction

quick rundown?

Nobody would believe me but I found this original pic to trigger /pol/tards almost a year back. Now I’m seeing it everywhere. Maybe I can find the original save date of the image. God damn feels good to be a meme pioneer

>blacked watcher
>telling any one to kill them self
yikes

The ghoul that saved Yea Forums

>God damn feels good to be a meme pioneer!

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twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=jayman079&src=typd
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ITS ALL NON-WHITES FORCING THESE THREADS
THATS WHY REDWOOD IS LEAVING THEM UP

These kinds of low effort images have become memes on this site time and time again, since the dawn. There can be humour in simplicity and laziness, every image obviously doesn't have to be a masterpiece. What's really unfunny is someone who contributes absolutely nothing and is out of touch but thinks he can speak for everyone else and tries draw some line that we all need to follow. In a kind of thread where people come along to type "COOMER COOMER" over and over again. Go fuck yourself

Autism.

I fucking hate this board kek

I knew Id seen this guy somewhere before

Yes your mentality is textbook autism, thank you for copping to it

Quick rundown?

have sex