Why are these shows so comfy?

I know they're bullshit but I can't help watching them.

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>I know they're bullshit
Proof?

That's why I liked Prometheus

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>bullshit
>he doesn't know

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I don't have cable but when i go to a hotel i always hope there is an ancient aliens or triple d marathon. They are so corny but i can watch them all day.

Deep down you know. How were the pyramids built? Those stones are too heavy for even modern equipment to lift. Same for Stonehenge and The Great Wall. Literally impossible without anti-gravity technology.

>I know they're bullshit
Stop consuming fluoride.

Kek. You're alright user.

Because regardless of which parts of it are true it tells a story of a better, brighter universe, and somehow urges you to be better yourself.

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Some episodes are obviously bullshit. Watch "Sentinel of the Badlands". Basically the whole episode is about one woman who sortof saw a face on Google Earth and they spinned into a second Nazca. It was embarrassing to watch.

good bait

It's all fun and games here but Nephilimfree actually, literally thinks that those stones are too heavy for modern cranes and therefore the pyramids were built by giants who are the descendants of fallen angels from the planet Nibiru.

It’s kino because it has the right ingredients...
>super science
>mystery
>exotic locations
>ETs
>randomly inverted colors for suspense

They're entertaining. Sometimes. I think people like Bob Lazar and Stephen Greer are complete snake oil salesmen, but it's fun. I fucking love conspiracy theory, but I don't believe any of it. Does bigfoot exist? Fuck if I know, but I'll watch a "Finding Bigfoot" show.

Bigfoot exists. I have heard too many things that I cannot explain deep in the woods.

Theodore Roosevelt wrote about a first-hand account of Bigfoot, it's legit.
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>>randomly inverted colors for suspense
Lmao this guy gets it.

>tfw I used to believe in this crap
God, I was so fucking dumb.

Literally common sense and having half a brain.

I like this show and absolutely believe this is what happened in the past. It is the connection between religion and science.

Unfortunately I have a whole brain.

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which half?

Then you are the few that watch Ancient Aliens for its entertainment value while knowing its theories are complete bs.

(You)

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They're presented in a ridiculous way to make you laugh and think they're bullshit, but if they addressed the subject in a more nuanced way they would seem more believeable, it's on purpose.

>as ancient astronaut theorists contend...

Even the debunking show couldn't explain some of the stuff, like how similar anceint mythology for various cultures are, even though they've had no contact. They talk about massive floods, giants, like the enochs from the bible, that come here from the heavens and breed human women.

Yeah, I remember the episode about lizardmen from the center of the earth. What were they thinking with that one?