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IMAGINE THE COOM

What’s her name? I want to cooooom to herrrrrrrunghhharrrrrggghhh I’m coooooooooooominggggggg

The way people writing cooming things like this sounds like they just instantly jizzed their pants in public

Whatever fag.

based coomer

If I were a woman I would rub my pusy against his shiny dome

Based.

Now that I’ve got that out of the way,
I’m not gonna make it brehs

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Who directs?

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No shitttttttt

>Paying money for a photo op with a prostitute
How, pray tell, have I been "BTFO"?

Based finnish coomer

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Is /coomerkino/ back on the menu?

say what you like but this man is living his best life while you sit at home hating on him. Who's really better off?

He sort of looks like what you'd look like if you were an evil bastard in Fable 2.

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Reminder that he posts on /pol/

I think the second guy is an indian or a mestizo

Daily reminder that he is a powerhouse within the industry and a culture shaper

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>this man is living his best life
Is he? Is he really?

imdb.com/user/ur1287548
>9411 porn reviews

This is what masturbation to porn does to you.

why do vampires always get all the hoes

I mean if you're gonna follow that path you might as well go the whole way

>while watching you

Todd Phillips
call it The Cumover

Love Sofi Ryan, makes me coooom

look at the happiness in his face

SOMEBODY STOP ME

I'm fairly sure he's the only man in the world who pays for porn

>Ahhhhhhhhh, my herniated coom

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kill yourself r*ddit leave this place

This guy is my hero.

>Being happy is the same as having a good life

must... keep... cooooooming

Pornography's answer to Armond

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What an absolute beast
i can only aspire to be as good of a coomer as this pillar of the community

How did I find his highest rated film?

you know, I also like whores and have met some pornstars at different points. but I dont put that shit all over my social media and make it my whole fucking life. the fuck is wrong with people

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is this the new slasher fic

really? i always thought he was asian and the third guy being mestizo

King of Coomers

>You're welcome
Why is it always so rare and heartwarming to see kindness on twitter?

I've seen mexicans who look like that

wtf i'm a fan now

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This guy sounds like the guy I should ask what softporn I should watch with my wife

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/reviews?sort=submissionDate&dir=desc&ratingFilter=10

How long until he abducts Alix Lynx and is found by the police playing with her entrails?

A coomer must coom

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>yayyyy

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he's tall though i don't really know what mexicans like since i'm yuropoor

COOOIIOM include me in the screenshot

>Mommy Got Boobs 2
Holy fucking based

do you think he jerked off to this concert?

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They like Blacked Raw obviously

Underrated af

porn reviews
yikes

Y'all hating on this guy, but he has more passion and drive than anyone on this mongolian imageboard.

Imagine what his conversations are like with these whores on the 4th consecutive day of seeing them at the convention.

>Uhhh, Hi, again!

Sex drive.
COOOOOOOOM

the intire porn industry rests on this guys shoulders

how do you know this is the same guy as OP

This whole exchange is so bizarre I can't stop laughing at this

The way Kenzie Reeves sits on his lap and looks at him, I feel like this guy made all the right decisions in life

his probably one of their favourites he looks affluent

>top milf and music taste
Not one man can be this based

he works night shift at target

They'll shut up and smile for him because he pays their wages

>"this man is living his best life"
He's wasting his life watching porn all day and beta-orbiting whores on twitter
lel

source

>He's wasting his life watching porn all day and beta-orbiting whores on twitter
Marginally better than most people on this website.

>Coomer Wagie

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These shows are also good opportunities to directly book escort work, but I imagine coomlord is probably too beta to ask

The madman's pure power level could eviscerate solar systems. One look at the average porn star will bring them to a state of pure sexual appetite, and one only he can appease. King Coomer knows no fear, reprisal, or shame.

his twitter

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>he cooms so hard that his intestines can't be contained in the abdominal wall anymore

>wasting
As opposed to what exactly? Posting on some Laotian shadow puppetry forum, waging, rinse and repeat?

>swingers wife swap 2
>Phony porn, insulting one's intelligence (what else is new?)

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>oy vey
Of course the disgusting porn star is a Jew.

kek. how does Yea Forums find people like this. Its magical

>Doesn't get any better

>oy vey
Hmmmmmm

UGH OH OHH
OH GOD I GONNA UGH
I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUMMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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He's a cumbrain, his entire passion and drive is directed towards masturbation and porn. He will never achieve anything outside of that addiction.

>not 'coomunity'
git gud

Maybe cooming is the ultimate enlightenment for humans?

he seems bretty based desu. honest people with weird interests are more fun than some dull cunt

Better than what I’m doing.

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there's places that can teach you this power

Then why do monks who strive for enlightenment live in celibacy?

That tongue has been inside the ass of Prince Yashua

>not from a jedi

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>all those COMs in the background

what did he mean by this?

HE CANT KEEP DOING IT.

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Calling it a weird interest is stretching it. I got nothing against the dude but also would not want to hang out or interact with him desu.

this
a proud and outspoken porn connoisseur is better than a guy who watches porn but denies it when in public

Hot

What are the odds these porn stars are all coked out of their brains and genuinely think he's Johnny Sinns?

>coomlord is probably too beta to ask
Look at this convo and say that again

whats up with that knock off Raiders hat

is that based adriana? she seems like a nice girl

lel, the thought had crossed my mind

is that Ryan Keely in the back?
Coomer what are you doing with this cheap ho instead

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what? nobody wants to be near a chronic masturbater with his crusted over jeans and sticky palms

this guy cooms

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he doesn't look quite as horrifying from this angle

These girls are all trash tier. What lousy taste

Will you?

They can’t get laid and make up some ideology as a coping mechanism. Thankfully our coomlord need not cope.

This, he doesn't even seem that bad or depraved about it and he seems to take care of himself decently, i'd rather talk with some dude that has passion for porn than some boring cunt that just likes ''anything'' and stutters all the time.

I cant even tell what whore this is. I will never be on his level

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>It doesn't get any better

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>Y'all

they are still pornstars, after all
his taste in porn seems pretty decent to me

What a fucking loser.

>headbutts u

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Keep in mind these photos of him are when is at the porn conventions, i.e the place where he is probably at his best and making an effort to look "good". Just image how depraved and horrifying this sick fuck looks when he's been home cooming all weekend and hasn't left the house.

how much did he pay to get this much publicity? just go away.

this is not a coomer. a coomer wouldnt was valuable cooming time going to some convention for people he dosent care about.

jesus fucking christ this is top nofap motivation

He's chasing his dreams
What are you doing?

says the loser who spends his day on Yea Forums while probably being a NEET living with his mother

>9411 porn reviews
>all porn
You know, at first I found the coom meme to be dumb and unbelievable, but now I'm starting to get really on board with it.

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He knows all, he sees all, he cooms.

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>130 replies
>61 posters

Stop posting this shit meme

name of the girl?

T̶̡̧̜̼̻̩͙̹̭̜̦̺̣͖͍̖̗̠̹͓͙͙̮͐̊̋̄͆̆̄͝H̸̨̧̩̻̝͚͓̻̠̗̥̞͚̘̬͕̙̺̯̦̑̽̔̇͌͒͐̐̒͛̋͘̕Ë̶̡̡̨͉͖̥̥̟͎̠̝̻̱͖͈̺̫̮̣̦̹̖͉̟̪̹͍͎̟͚̝̭̹̥͖͍̦͉͚̟̊͜͝ͅ ̵̡̛̻̖͙̦̖̥̯̯͚̼̮͚̄͗̏̄͘͠͝G̵̢̡̧̡̡̢̡̡̛͔̘̥͎̤͕̥̞̪̪̩͚̥̠͔̱̥̦̟̹̖͎͇̯̗̗̺̰̦͓͈̒͊̐͑̄̽͊̈̈́̉̀̽͗̇͊̉͘̚͝ͅͅǪ̶̧̡̛̛̱̱̜̠̻̺̣̜͖̜̥̱̥̥̗̦̥̹͇̟̹͕͍̬̫͍̺͈̳̭͚͙͙͉͈͆̌̉̂̇͑̉̔̏͊̊́̐͐̒̈̂̉͛̉̀̽̽̽̋̍̀́͋̈́͒̀̿̍̃͋͘͝͝ͅͅY̵̡̨̢̢̡̢̨̢̨̛͙̣̥͓͚͓͉̮̹̟̖̬̝͚̮̬̘̫͍͔̰͙̟͕̮̝̰̼͖̭̗̥͓͐̍̔́̀̎͊͌̓̇͒̍

He's not even allowed to touch, yet they allow him to. A true influencer.

his face is fucking hilarious lmao

Panty coomers in the house tonight!

acoomer

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This is comedy gold. How the fuck did you guys find him?

Have sex

DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO AMERICA

Ariana marie

I wonder what they got in that bag

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Looked at his hazy glazed over eyes compared to her clear and bright eye in this pic.

Dudes dopamine receptors are toast

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>NEET
that's a positive, you're helping his case

thank you
i already knew her but i didn't recognize her in that pic

he is clearly asian

guy spends his time watching, reviewing and meeting pornstars. Would absolutely be fun to ask him about shit, rather than talking about telly or wagecucking. Theres a 50 year old guy who's constantly going to thailand to fuck hookers down my local who has no shame. Honest dirty fuckers are some of the most entertaining people.

what do dopamine receptors have to do with clearness of eyes?

Hi Jason.

youtu.be/M43wsiNBwmo

It all started with just one image
It snowballed into it became a meme

source on the girl?

ok

shut up you fucking retard

he did it

>how dare people post twice in a thread
fuck off

Can someone.... please..... explain?

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stop with the forced coomer meme please

Whore's aren't interesting. They're where they are because they don't have good ideas.

kenzie reeves

i don't mind a bit of porn now and again, but i wouldn't want to make it my hobby

eyes are the window to the soul

damn, this pic gets me every time. I would marry Kenzie on the spot

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5223055/

Have sex (with your hand while watching porn)

This dude's dick has to look like a piece of Jack links jerky from all of the callouses

Yea Forums is autistic enough to make a meme out of anything and still be successful at it.

The lighting in the original image really fucks with him. He doesn't look nearly as horrific in every other pic.

Man I don't fucking know. I didn't go to med school, all I know is that he has fried them

He's just cooming in that very moment

>the ironic praise is already becoming post
Uh oh.

Projecting this hard.

neither are regular women. in fact theyre far less interesting

look at his fucking hands from all the jerking off

i will never COOM again

this guy officially a porn legend

you'll be back

he looks exactly as monstrous as everyone pictures the people going to those conventions

I wish I was that middle aged short asian man in the yellow shirt. shit would rule

nothing to do with clearness, or "fried" dopamine receptors. no idea why you posted this.

Just noticed he has a lazy eye.

porn is nothing but a meme now anyway
the only pornstars i know are the ones who are meme'd on here like lana rhoades, elsa jean and hannah hayes

So a man whose primary interest is associating with whores is not interesting.

Amateur porn is way better.

I get escorts and go to massage parlors like a regular person. none of this taking pictures at conventions shit for me!

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THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS MAN!

Now this is entertainment

For me? Its 2D only.

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news flash: most people suck in general. doesnt matter if they watch porn or not

BASED

it's the ultimate degeneration

That's pretty based. Too bad 2D does nothing for me anymore.

guys should I COOM for the 6th time today? its 3 in the evening here

Hannah Hays could only ever be a meme, really.

>he said as he was typing some retarded comment on an mongarian basketweaving forum

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pleb

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>can only defend the coom lifestyle by lowering the bar

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A regular person goes to the club and gets laid bro

Based cumchad

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>look at me! I never watch porn and Im the coolest most interesting person alive
nobody cares

this girl is so gross

Someone tweet at him and tell him he's become a meme on Yea Forums.

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nice repeating numbers

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submit to your desires and COOM

Stop cooming

you mean bars. clubs are an expensive waste of time

You cared enough to reply.

lurk moar

This is another agenda by discord trannies or whoever the fuck is raiding to discourage masterbation. Pay attention

to mods that keep closing these threads
this guy wasn't doxed. we just know how to use a fucking reverse search, faggots. neck yourself before closing fun threads for no reason.

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>falling for the porn jew
>falling for the hook up jew
>falling for the woman jew

Bella Thorne. A Pornhub Original

>while yes i only jerk it to asmr

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Anyone got the link to his Twitter? Genuinely want to browse his feed

Its 5 am on a Cambodian finger puppet stie. none of this shit matters

it's called a penta, or a get if you're lazy getter, newfag

How many cooms does a man make in 40 years?

>twice
Its you and probably one or two other morons from discord screeching “coomer” “coomer” its fucking corny kill yourself

very boring
twitter.com/jayman079

UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
UUUHAARRRRGHHHHHH
IM COOOOMIIIING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she looks very fake. show them no makeup shots, fag

>BRUH, LETS ALL JUST BE GAY

>Sofi Ryan doesn't fuck niggers
Based.

Someone worked it out the other day.
My answer: More than two buckets.

so reddit can ruin it? these threads already peaked now it's going the normalfag route

i'm going to coom on your face

It's called quints you greek faggot.

yeah, kind of like a normie who's also a chad, instead of a cumbrain

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>Implying I fell for the gay jew

it's five fat ladies

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he looks like retarded brother of johny sins

Someone needs to make a "der coomer" edit

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its here

I just want to see his reaction and reply. Will he delete his online accounts or embrace the coomer lifestyle even more?

what isnt jewish? what in this life isnt some stupid game

how do i attend a porn convention without any shame?

Yeah this discord raid is pathetic

He's in Minneapolis which is their HQ so it's not out of the realm of possibility he has some higher end job, maybe as a network engineer at night.

coom till you just don't care anymore

Cope

>muh quattuo
>muh guinque
fuck off, slavic brain

stop caring

Prove it, faggot

I just finished my 12 hour night shift, and Mr Coom has been making me laugh all night. Literally the best meme from Yea Forums since I don't even fucking know, but a long time.

It's the king of all cumbrains

bullshit coomer has been stewing for over a week

nice two little ducks

Double down for sure

he'd probably won't even understand it why bother him with it, you're not supposed to interact with your lolcow anyway

checkem

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Thats the best neil breen movie

Well, that exchange was the wrong thing to be reading while drinking coffee this morning.

Yes it's hilarious and the jannies are shit for shitting on our fun

>ree anons will judge me
stop being weak

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it's cumbrain originally
it then experienced a resurgence under coomer because lol wojak

my mother lives in another country. I live in my dads basement thank you very much

what does this even mean

if the guys happy who are we to judge

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i'm more concerned on how i'd judge myself

That is pure speculation, there is no evidence to even suggest that. I don't know why there is so much cope in these threads, but like every 3 posts there are people claiming this dude is some kind of successful chad millionaire, when all the actual evidence points to no.

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is that one true friend porn?

Based daddies basement poster

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Considering you're also posting here, you're essentially saying we're all about as bad as a dude who waits in lines for BLACKED. In which case, you've lost your right to complain about any of that stuff.

>been posting coomer since early july
>raid
kys

Genetics really took a big steaming pile of shit on him, I genuinely feel for the guy.

for me it's Gina Valentina

funny how this guy is better off than most on Yea Forums

Thanks. Here's a screenshot

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i think you spelt sarina wrong

he's so down to earth

if you can live with yourself posting on this site i'm sure you'll survive a porn convention

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faggot

I wonder if this dude watches tranny porn too. Would be epic if he shamelessly jacked it to boicock.

this is why I only jerk off to youtube try on videos

The Coom Lord

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Do some pornstars at these conventions have sex with fans?

>you will never have a girl tell you that she's hoping you "enjoy her vagina immensely"

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I don't think he's a millionaire, but a guy stocking shelves on the night shift at Target doesn't have the means or vacation days to travel to conventions and pay for OnlyFans and other merch like he does.

john malkovich lmao

>ugly small disfunctional micro boiclitty
Meh. Nice tits tho.

his true friend is robert from the pornkinoplex

If you pay them, yes. This is basically a meat market.

yeah i got a blowjob from sara jay years ago at one of these things

>the real porn was the COOM we made along the way

no, they just pretend they're okay with being touched by them for a few hours

how was it

He reviews tranny porn on IMDb so I would think yes.

>cooming can save lives

Now we know

>close up profile
yeah, masking is easy, fag.

it was pretty rough actually, i like it more gentle. she goes full blast.

trannies and blacked threads are the disease, coomer is the cure.

It's not impossible, especially considering he has no family and his only expense is porn and jerking off

>ugly small disfunctional micro boiclitty
best type, especially when they've had their balls removed as well

Jason confirmed Yea Forums mod

same

I really like this guy. He seems happy.