Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back

>And in light of recent humiliations, it's a honor to be joined by MEN... and not faggot-ass corn-holing cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckin' DIE!

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>I'll suck your cock! All you guys!

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>She any good? Why am I asking you? You probably showed her how.

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Watched the finale last night for the 10th time, I don’t know what to do anymore bros

THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKER, GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY

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can you believe there's a dog groomer there? 'case somebody needs a snack?

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>wears a chocker
>Tony chokes her
>later dies by hanging

Bravo Chase

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HNNG!

Daily reminder that this is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

Has anyone ever wondered why a cut firefighter with a sick 70’s porn stash was railing a pear shaped greaseball with a waddle?

SUCK OUR COCKS?

A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was on a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. He wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. She didn't even say hello to me
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. 350 only buys you a hello
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig- headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

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"What, you can't turn into a house? I can turn into a house. Everyone in the old country could turn into a house. You must be some kinda mutt if you can't turn into a house. Get the fuck oudda heyah."

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why do fucking newfags keep using the subject field
this isn't god damn reddit kill yourself

You seem upset.

Have sex

THROWS OVERCOOKED STEAK

It was a roast

Another time, Anthony.

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Are you gonna make the same thread every day?

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Each of us is alone in the fucking universe.

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>YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT FUCKIN' FINOIK!

HNNG!

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UGHN, FUCK!

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>I was here, it's a joke!

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How come he never used house no jutsu again?

Now go home and get your fuckin fagbox

Read some essays about the show.

I didn't understand this scene, can anyone explain?
youtube.com/watch?v=4XIyEm0ExEA

Phil transformed into his house form as an intimidation tactic

Mobster House

How about this humidity?

Probably not many gays in that small town

>Well cooler heads prevailed
Genius

It seems that Phil agreed to see Tony about curb-stomping Coco, then backed out at the last second.

Even still, I have no idea why Tony didn't accept the 25% offer and 'made a molehill' put of it. Better that than getting the upper management of NJ wiped out.

Rosalie was pretty bangable,

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Phil was a great character, arguably one of the best secondary characters on the show. The subtle references to his latent homosexuality and autism were sublime.

>You're a FUCKIN' disgrace!

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Ya know, Quasimodo predicted this thread.

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Vito being a faggot was actor Joe Gannascoli's idea in order for more screen time, based on the NJ mezzo-finook mobster John D'Amato.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Amato

Take that dick up your ass, whoo-ah!

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>was actor Joe Gannascoli's idea in order for more screen time
And his character was murdered and written out as a result. Genius.

The guy who played JohnnyCakes killed himself. Buon'anima.

nypost.com/2008/12/25/tragedy-strikes-soprano-hunk/

In the final season, retard

Yep. Though he was a main focus of the show in S6A. I also likes where they were going with Vito's ambitions before he was outed. While there some some suspense over what was going to happen to the finoik and when, I didn't like how they padded out the plot.

I kinda liked how Vito went from background character in S2 to prominent Capo in S5 & 6. David Chase liked promoting background characters, as he had done it on Northern Exposure.

>I'll build a ramp up to your ass... drive a Lionel up in there.

>I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

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Uncle Philly!!!!!

Fags can have rather niche tastes. I'm short and fat (not to the point where I waddle, but still like 30 kg overweight) and when a woman finds me attractive it's despite of that, not because of it. And I had fags tell me how fucking hot my body was before they even saw my face or met me.

>not

fucking based
about goddamn time, but I'm proud of you

UNCLE PHILLY!

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Uncle Philly my ass. Take that piece a shit and go back to new Joisey

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word to the wise... rememba pearl harbour!!!

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thanks i needed a big laugh

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