Touches gun

>shoots with gun
>makes a forward punching motion with the gun hand so the bullet is faster

Looking cool would be more important than than a shell desu, since the gun has infinite shots anyway

>black character shows up to help downtrodden white character
>inspirational music plays

>characters are near a highway
or
>character is almost hit by a bus
or
>semi truck is mentioned at all
youtube.com/watch?v=sDYDjgcI0RQ

>points gun
>loading sound effect

>Person playing video games
>Not looking at screen, but pressing buttons non-stop.

I had to get up and start pacing around half way through this thread before I could finish it

based

>Pet Semetary.mp3

>cop isn't carrying his gun with round in chamber and hammer decocked/safety on

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>Something breaks
>Cat hisses and runs away

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>*pumps constantly*

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>shoot with gun
>swings arm to the side to curve the bullet

I saw a show recently that played that sound when someone drew a firearm

They don't when you just carry them

>someone gets shot
>wilhelm scream

>two characters having a conversation in a moving car
>driver frequently takes his eyes off the road to look at his passenger for several seconds at a time

>character plays video game
>LEVEL UP!
>BEEP BOOP
>GAME OVER!

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>pac man sounds playing
youtube.com/watch?v=05GysooKs0g

>Character loads a striker fired pistol, racks slide
>CLICK-CLACK
>moments later is seen pulling back/cocking the hammer for emphasis
>CLICK
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh, the hammer was already cocked you corny fucks

>hero carries like a nickel 1911 with fancy grips, or a Beretta M92 signifying he's all about traditional American values
>villain carries an unmodded modern European handgun with sharp angles, like a Glock 17 or a P7, signifying he is cold and professional, and doesn't believe in American values like Freedom and God.

This is literally true though. It adds a few mph to the bullet. If you could pull your arm back with superhuman speed as you shoot the bullet would just flop out of the barrel.

>pulls hammer back to threaten character
>it's a 1911

>pointing gun at shadowy figure
>oh, it's a friendly
>lets hammer forward while pointing gun directly at their head

>the hero jams the hammer on the glock so they can't fire it

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Literally me.

>when your gIock stops working because it's filled with ants
Fucking german engineering

>"I'm sorry sir, it will never happen again"
>"I know it won't"
>kills henchman for a trivial mistake
>all the other henchmen are like "meh"
Also:
>pulls Glock and points it at henchman's head
>*click*
>"next time it won't be on safe"

>Director inserts dialogue where a character corrects "clip" to "magazine" to let the audience know that the director is a gun expert.

>it's an M1 Garand

>hero is embroiled in a conspiracy or otherwise unbelievable circumstances
>he defeats the antagonist and walks off into the sunset
>movie doesn't address that he is still implicated in serious crimes that would take months and months of detective work and trials to get exonerated from, if at all

>character throws something outside
>cat hisses and runs away

Are they making a movie about the President?

>Door creaks upon
>Character has scared look on face
>Camera pans down to cat brushing against door

Road House has the most ridiculous ending ever.

>villain is defeated
>"You can't kill me, you're a cop!"
>"EX-cop"
>throws unarmed villain to his death
>never investigated

>character fumbles around an abandoned house
>they pull a dusty shotgun off the wall and find a box of shells in a cabinet
>there's an old car in the shed with the keys hidden in the sun visor

Just ejecting the stale shell for a fresh one before clearing the next room.

>breaks into museum display
>every gun is live and loaded

>shit hits the fan
>protag rushes to their room and pulls a cigar box from a top shelf
>they open it to reveal an ominous shot of a small revolver
>they quickly check that it's loaded and tuck it into the back of their waistband before tugging down their clothing to hide it

>character makes a stale joke
>a cactus rolls by

>villain who obviously looks like a bad guy walks into gunstore
>hillbilly redneck store owner wearing a denim vest Confederate flag trucker hat
>"Hey, you aren't a terrorist or a mass murderer, are you?"
>"No."
>proceeds to show bad guy full-auto assault rifles, MAC-10's, and a grenade launcher

>searches tvtropes
>posts one in this topic

I liked how John Wick 3 subverts this by having him assemble a functioning gun from several museum pieces, just to fire it once and throw it away

>someone exists
>cat hisses and runs away

source?

>unsheathes sword
>it hums

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>woman of the team
>is incredibly athletic and can do all kinds of climbing ninja and parkour shit

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>Tony Soprano eats food
>sound of fork stabbing into plate

No plasma rifles?

>alternate reality
>all guns have four barrels

>Quentin Tarantino film
>only 2 close-ups of feet

I like how in all of those movies they have characters assembling firearms to eurobeat. I swear I could have made my own bingo cards for those movies

honestly don't remember because I've watched a lot of trash lately but it might have been The I-lands.

>Pulls out business card
>metallic sword unsheathing sound

>insects crawling all over the walls
>cheese casserole sounds start playing

>sex scene
>doesn't pee in her butt to produce a baby

>a timer is counting down
>00:15
>thirty seconds of real world time later it's stopped with one second to spare

>black guy on the team is a very rational, genius scientist
>white guy on the team is an ignorant thug and is easily provoked into violence

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Naw, since they already did.

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>Jewish guy on the team
>isn't a pedophile

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>girl expertly hotwires a car
>guy raises eyebrow
>"what, my papi owned an auto shop puto"

>villain leaves hero unattended in elaborate deathtrap
>hero escapes because the death device is retarded

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I wish this were made up, but I've sadly seen the movie too.

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>touches sword
>sheathing sounds

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>pump a shotgun in real life
>it's loud as a motherfucker

>guns make clicking and rattling sounds when handling them just like in the movies

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>villain has a completely legit reason for revenge against America
>like they bombed his village and killed his family or some shit
>movie's narrative is that he is literally brown Hitler

It was a good excuse to make a TGTBATU reference.

>Lost connection
>Confused reaction followed by tapping the same key repeatedly

Wasn't til I joined the army that I realised that guns are usually oily as fuck. You're constantly recoating every surface in a thin layer of mineral oil, that shit gets everywhere and collects dirt. You wouldn't want to be rubbing them against an expensive suit.

I've held a parade SKS once and even those were oily as fuck. And those guys wore dress uniforms with white gloves, I don't know how they managed to stay clean.

>Two main characters stare at each other while symphony music plays throughout entire movie.
>Backdrop is somewhere in Europe, to let the audience know this is sophisticated viewing
>NOMINATED FOR OSCAR, 95+% ROTTEN TOMATOES SCORE

my dad taught me to use white lithium grease on guns that might come into contact with your clothes because it doesn't leave marks on clothing like other stuff

hey, just what ya see, pal.

> Character opens gate or metal door.
> creak.mp3 that you hear in every goddamn movie and advertisement.

That and that fucking laughing child clip that used everywhere too.

Only when charging/cocking/racking.

Technically a double action revolver will continue to click when the trigger is pulled on an empty cylinder. All modern automatics that I know of automatically lock the breach open when the last round is fired.

So no. Not really.

Stunning and brave.

I carry a concealed pistol in condition zero and I’m a civilian.

My daddy taught me it's better to use another man's mouth

I mean technically they use a clip to load a magazine l.

>TRUMP ARRRGGGHHH
We get it. We heard you the first 5,000 times.

> pulls a weapon
> points it at someone
> racks the slide to show he's serious

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Faggots. Supposedly road house is based, VERY loosely, around this.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy

>man having sex with women
>woman orgasms and displays pleasure

>Character references Trump positively (whether they praise him, or say something like "fake news" to someone else)
>They will have a downfall by the end

but this is powerful and symbolic and necessary

>circumcised white boi having sex with women
>woman orgasms and displays pleasure

>draws sword/saber/katana/w/e from sheath
>always the exact same sound

Usually when this happens unless it's all one continuous shot what they are showing is what everyone is doing all at the same time, so what we see as 30 seconds real time is the camera showing what the people were both doing during those 14 seconds just to catch the reactions and etc.

>European villain slaps white American woman hostage with moderate masculine force
>doesn't show her squirting a pool between her legs from his old-continent chad energy
>woman has to pretend being into the cut American hero

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Seems unnecessarily risky. Why don't you just carry a double action snubnose if you wanna immediately pull the trigger. I have a 38 snubby I appendix carry it's pretty cozy and I don't feel under-armed.

>martial arts guy
>confronts several opponents armed with guns
>every one of them runs into disarming distance

What did he mean by this

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>Main character with long hair has food stuck in their teeth
>Doesn't floss with their hair

>Seems unnecessarily risky
It’s not for cops. It’s not for me.

I mean aren't you afraid of accidental discharge? Obviously that isn't drop safe.

>black men are superior confident lovers
>constantly having to reaffirm that

>not drop safe
You obviously aren’t up on the mechanics of a modern striker fired pistol.

If you are dropping your weapon you shouldn’t carry one.

Are cops worried?

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>american couple has sex
>they keep their underwears on

>american couple has sex
>they keep their house shoes on

>Doing literally anything on a normal computer
>Only use keyboard

>Character pulls out a knife or some blade
>*SHIINNNG*

I hate this. Is it so hard to record a couple of new sounds instead of using the same stock audio for the past 40+ years?

why record new sounds when you can use old ones for free, goy

>LEOs holding Glocks
>they put their thumbs on the back of the slide pretending to pull the hammer
so far my only complaint about Justified

Yes gun daddy you got me so worked up with all that gun talk mmmmm

>police car randomly passing by
>*bwoop bwoop*

begone thot

>woman sits up after sex and holds the sheets over her chest

Well then drop them draws and bend over you little fruit

also
>villian finnaly catches hero after a long story
>instead of shooting him
>talks with him normally so long, the hero can escape or has enough time to find something and kill the villian

Every John Wick movie.
Except the martial arts guy also has a gun but still insists on kung fu fighting and using the gun as a finishing move.

>tumbleweed
FTFY

Yes daddy

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>person playing video game
>screen show sluggish movement and animations with just blood covering the screen

Post bewbs or feminine benis

>phone has no signal
>hold it higher in the hope that will sort it

but that works in real life

>rain scene
>it's only raining right in front of the camera

>hero has to fight more than one opponent
>they all duck and dive around him up as he beats them one at time

>characters are about to have sex
>time skip doesn't show the woman covered with semen everywhere

>sad scene
>it's raining
>happy scene
>its sunny

>grab knife off kitchen counter
>ka-shing sound plays

>star wars.webm

>past scene
>it's sepia
>parallel universe scene
>it's desaturated
>matrix scene
>it's green

They probably do, but they use Foley hacks so it sounds the exact same

Would you show me how?

>sound is either beep-boops or endless stock machine gun sound
>game is Duke Nukem 3D even though it's a 2010's film

Kek

>*radio static*
>momentarily stops
>"I can't hear you, you're breaking up"
>*more static*
>literally nothing else goes through

I've been a guard wearing ceremonial uniform. We made sure the oil was mostly on the internal parts. And we had two pairs of white gloves. The first pair was used on the parade to our posting and during the guard cycle. The second pair was stored in our bearskins and were only for the parade home. Then both pairs were collected and washed by the quartermasters.

>Circumcised man having sex
>It's portrayed as if he can feel enough to call it pleasure

>blue filter
>solemn male choir
>rickety Ladas puffing black smoke
>MOSCOW

>orange filter
>muezzin prayer in the distance
>people at the market haggling over goats
>faint traditional arab music
>LONDON

Jokes aside I handled old taurus it rattled. It rattled when the trigger was pulled mid pull it rattled when you draw it fast. It rattled when you walk too fast in holster. No timing problems but it was looser than shit tier ak.

>guy gets caught masturbating
>doesn't wear striped kneesocks with a VR helmet blasting bbc sissy hypnosis
I swear this and women wearing bras during sex are the worst.

>shoot with gun
>swings arm to the side to curve the bullet
I took my wife to see this in the theater.

I don't know why.

>touches knife
>SHIIING

Technically possible if you get something with long barrel in light loaded .45lc, but the curve will be way less impressive than the bullet drop.

Newfag

>*rusty steel gate opening.mp3*
why are sound designers even paid?

It gets louder and more electronic every year

I always laugh with this one though.

I think they did most jobs fine

Good lord. Thank you for your service user.

>male character pees
>immediately stuffs dick into pants
>doesn't shake off pee droplets or take the time to align dick in underwear

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>Technically possible
No.

>LONDON
>London calling to the faraway towns...

>couple having sex
>woman is not crying ashamed

>wind can curve a bullet
>if you spin fast like you would throw a discus, it is not possible to curve the bullet

>character sees a woman older than 20
>is somehow aroused

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Good point. I guess I just don't trust any handgun to be totally drop safe if the hammer is back. Besides in a self defense situation where the bad guy has the element of surprise you never know if you'll be scrambling on the ground recovering a gun. Worst case scenario of course.

Not American here so I never got to shot a gun. If there's a round in the chamber but the hammer isn't pulled back, what happens when you pull the trigger? Does it simply have less of a way to go?

>San Francisco
>character doesn't step on human shit

>eats a forkful of spagetti
>gasps, out of breath

>San Francisco
>character doesn't have HIV

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>can't do three pullups
I'm weak as shit and I can do two at least. These bitches train for months, how the fuck can they not do pull ups?

Depends on the gun. Some won't fire, others will but the trigger might offer a bit more resistance.

okay thanks

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>Character wields sword
>you can audibly hear how sharp it is just when it's being handled

>Once upon a time in hollywood
>at least 4 pairs of feet in frame

He just doesn't give a fuck anymore

That movie was 10/10 before he went to Morocco or whatever the fuck, the fuck were they thinking with that boring shootout with Halle Berry that just went on forever with the same exact kills getting repeated?
The entire opening act is perfect.

Double action revolvers and semiautomatics pull the hammer back on their own. If it's a single action revolver nothing happens,

Does anyone have the webm?

>police car rolls over and dies
>*wheee whheee wehh weuuh wuuuu*

it comes in handy when paintballing though

>sci-fi planet that's either imperialistic, is ruled by nobles or has a highly advanced culture
>everybody has a British accent

>touches gun
>goldsource_weapon_collect.mp3

>takes knife out of leather sheath
>SHWEEKK CLANG

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE GUN LIKE THIS

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>shown to be playing a racing game
>button mashing dpad, shoulder buttons and action buttons

>eating scrambled eggs
>picks up and eats pea sized nibbles

>mother is making breakfast
>husband and kids just have a sip of the drink and rush out cos late

>mother prepares breakfast
>half a loaf of toasted bread on a serving plate

>location text on bottom left of screen
>typewriter sounds

>breakfast

wow i fucking hate movies now

>hero saves little girl
>doesn't sniff her feet while she's asleep

>hero playing PS4
>waves the controller around
>pushes buttons frantically
>Atari 2600 sound effects

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>diversity
>just minorities acting like middle class white people

>disturbed white teenager
>wears a trenchcoat
>prepares for a school shooting
>"It's going to be just like a videogame"

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I hate this so fucking much

>character
>believes in god

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>character pricks hand
>"still sharp"

Kino

>Character gets surrounded, uses a revolver to hold them them off

>character realises the plan is folly
>*not with ten thousand men could you do this*

Do you clap as well? Fucking faggot.

>character is interested in thing
>notices other character is watching
>pretends not be interested in thing all along

kek

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>characters doing a blood oath/casting some spell that requires blood
>cut palm and pass knife to next person

>being a cuck in the current year

>photo/comment combination

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heh

>*radio static*
>You need to get out of there right now!
>I didn't get that
Fucking retarded

>character tempted to take trinket
>gets yelled at by the leader character before doing so
>laughs it off as if he didnt really want it anyway

>character about to endure pain like being amputated without anesthesia
>"Wait"
>*chugs some alcohol*
>"OK go for it"

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My friend called glocks the "ak47" of pistols
Is this true, /k/?

While it would make that hand worthless (with how much force they're putting on slicing their hands) it does look kinda cool.

Depends on what he means by that statement

it's totally unsanitary

>character doesn't say a thing in the entire movie

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>"Where did you learn that"
>"My uncle raped me a few times."

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>ghetto setting
>gangbangers are playing chess in the street

>Hacker/computer whizz (who is always anything other than an American straight white male over 20 unless he's the bad guy) types something into command prompt
>"Alright, here we go."
>Important information starts appearing one letter at a time with a high pitched "bzz" sound every letter
>Characters can read the whole thing before it is finished

men can't be thots.

Brie Larson can do 4 tho

I'm a hungry hungry skeleton and can also do 3. Men have higher upper body strength and a higher power to mass ratio, plus typically lower body fat. I'm convinced that any man with low body fat can do at least 3 pull ups, because why would anyone with at least as much muscle as I have but not extra BF not be able to do as much?

>”The fastest I can get it done is in 10 minutes”
>”Do it in 5”
Do the motherfuckers who say this shit even listen to what the guy just said? He can’t “Do it in 5” he just told you how long it’ll take

>it's the future
>every gun is 3 times bulkier and made of grey plastic

>obviously looks
Judging people by their appearance is bigoted

>Guy searches for documents on a computer
>Brings up image of the scanned file
>Only includes like 3 paragraphs in the document he reads
Literally every episode of that Hunting Hitler show

cheap, widely available and commonly used
generic movie weapon

when you load a revolver, do you fill all the holes? If yes, why do they cock it?

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>takes place anytime before the 20th century
>everybody speaks in Renaissance fair LARP English

If it's a single action you literally need to cock it for it to work

Why not both?

Lold at London. Spot on

>movie set in mexico
>orange haze/tint

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>story set in Arizona
>clearly filmed in New Mexico

name one movie that does this

Same
/thread

>character elbows car window
>glass instantly crumbles into a fine powder

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Dominoes*

>vaguely swing katana in enemy's direction
>he drops dead
every old samurai movie ever

>katana doesn't rattle in sheath
>katana fixings clank like a toolbox being thrown down the stairs every time the character strikes a pose

>goon gets shot
>10 liters of blood spray out
>normies see real video of someone getting shot
>hurr durr where is the blood it's fake

>goon takes buckshot to the chest
>is flung back 10 feet

>get into a car wreck
>walk it off

>character takes a punch
>slides 15 feet back on the floor

>The Conjuring 2
>Billy Elliot
>Pirates!
>some shitty disney movie with Colin Firth

>gets flung off of bike
>walk it off

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>character sitting in car gets shot through the head
>window behind their head is sprayed from blood from the exit wound
>window is undamaged by bullet that passed through their head

>protag goes around punching people in the jaw
>never gets sore hand, never ices hand, no bruises on knuckles

?

>someone using facial recognition software
>20 images going by really fast and looping
>finally stops on one image
>big letters "99.7% match"

>spins the cylinder

if it's a small .22 handgun the bullet will stay inside the brain

>swings the cylinder shut with a wrist flick

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i always thought that was the gunman furiously pulling the trigger.

Based

Cocking it makes the trigger lighter so you can shoot more accurately. It doesn't really make any sense to cock a hammer at point blank range unless it's a single action revolver which has been obsolete since 1889.

unironically based move tho

this

Think on cops its supposed to be so if some drug crazed idiot manages to grab your weapon and doesnt know fire arms he doesn't get a free dead cop award.
Also pic loosely related. Dude who just found out he is basically responsible for the deaths of his children makes a grab for a cops gun and tries to off himself. No round in chamber, safety on. Gets tackled while trying to rack after failed attempt.

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I watched roadhouse for the first time a few months ago. It was a good movie up until the ending. For some who is carrying around emotional baggage from killing some dude years ago, he has no issue murdering a bunch of guys, in their own house no less

youtube.com/watch?v=SfpagB8wWng

>pee pee gets hard
>nobody sucks it

>swat team lined up for a raid
>they all chamber a round

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>character takes a gunshot wound
>pours out a pint of scotch and a bottle of pain pills
>crushes the pain pills with the whisky bottle and snorts the powder
>downs the whisky
>pushes the bullet out with his finger
>sticks a Barbie band aid over the hole and drives off in his camaro

>door is locked
>shoot the lock

>Guy has a pump action shotgun
>Pumps it about 8 times without ever firing a shot
>No rounds get ejected

This was my biggest annoyance with the original Stargate movie. Every time anyone so much as even looks at a gun, it makes a bunch of click clacking noise. I like the movie, but that shit catches my 'tism every time.

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i like to think its just the foley artists having a bet

>shot with shotgun
>flies across room
>shotgun immediately ejects a shell despite being pump action

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>character asks about the bad guys mask
>"4u"

>character asks villain to identify himself
>villain is too cool to give straight answer like "I'm Bane, yes, that's my name"

Then it wouldn't cause an exit wound and spray blood all over the window.

You misunderstood what user wrote

>character is about to die
>starts bragging about all the unbelievable shit he's seen that people wouldn't believe

>character shot in butt
>becomes laughing stock

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>character tells another character to cast something into some fire
>"No!"

I unironically miss when computer terminal sounds used over locations was more common. I still like it.

haven’t seen the Conjuring 2 or Pirates! but I forgot about Billy Elliot
well played, I love The Clash

wait, it isn't?

>Beretta
>American

On striker fired and single action guns, once the magazine is empty and the last round is fired, the slide either locks back (preventing the hammer/striker from being released), and/or the hammer/striker is released on an empty chamber, thus requiring the slide to be charged and resetting the hammer/striker.

I seriously believe I've seen a movie where someone does this (loads the chamber twice) and a shell/cartridge ejects, and then is commented on. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

War World Z has a nice scene on trigger safety, I liked that.

>character looks at classy af business card
>becomes noticeably shaken

yes but it's the standard issue pistol in the us army

Not anymore.

>War World Z has a nice scene on trigger safety, I liked that.
Which scene ?

>character gets shot in the head with a large caliber bullet
>makes a perfectly uniform nice neat little hole

Interesting. Can you elaborate more on it? How dirty is the average gun?

>The Beretta M9—officially the Pistol, Semiautomatic, 9mm, M9—is the designation for the Beretta 92F semi-automatic pistol used by the United States Armed Forces.
>In service 1985–present

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_M17

>pistol
Is this the 19th century? Handgun. Sidearm.

>Character playing video game online
>They pause it

>character punches henchmen left and right, each doing a backflip and passing out on the floor
>casually has a 5 minute conversation with the stunned people still laying around

I was thinking of this film when I posted this

>pulls out glock or other stiker fired pistol
>cocked

>get shot
>walk it off
I'm looking at you tomb raider (2018)

Wait, your shitty online game doesn't have a pause function? Must be infested with 3rd worlders and 12-year-old retards.

why not let him kill himself?

>snub nosed revolver with internal hammer
>still makes clicking noises

>laying
Lying. You lie down. A chicken lies down to lay eggs. You lay mines.

I think it's Austrian, senpai.

>Natasha banging a guy named Ryan. I watched Seabreezes glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>lounging around
happy now?

Fucking every time.

Why are there VR helmets in the kneesocks?

What shithole are you from?

In the plane at the base in Germoney(?), one guy gets a scolding for his lax trigger discipline (iirc), then manages to trip on the loading door and blow his brains out. It's a fair bit out in the movie.

Car windows do that..
You know so you won't be eviscerated if you crash or if something flies through your windows.

>"hacker" character
>not a single piss bottle on sight

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3jldPalz4

>"hacker" character
>healthy ethnic female under the age of 25

youtu.be/Zgk-UmDft1o

Not really, it can cause all sorts of damage.

>give me something to bite!

Not when someone gives a light tap on the wndow with their elbow

it really doesn't. the only thing that people whine about is spinning the cylinder because it will leave a mark around it

That haircut is fucking awful.

>slips and dies by hitting his face so hard
bullshit. if he fell on the back of his head I'd buy it but falling on your face you just do damage, you don't die. he didn't even run, he had only taken a step or two, and he was going up (slower and a lesser drop).

same thing

>it really doesn't.
It will mess with the timing, which can cause mechanical malfunction

Holy shit did you watch like every 5th frame or something?

Who cares you fucking sperg. Does that mean Die Hard and Lethal Weapon are now invalid as examples, you fucking twit?

I love diversity!

jeez calm down, i was just correcting the guy

>every white male in team dies
>every wahmen and non-white in team survives
I'm looking at you tomb raider (2013)

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AHAHAHAHAHA

NO FUCKING WAY

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