I ... I.... raise

Sik wu

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Dem GILF tits. HNNG!

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me on the right

I wish she got her tits out more in the last 15 years.

Anyone remember that story about a poker player who would keep doing baby noises playing against a chick that had recently given birth and she had to leave the table because her tits started leaking milk

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That was literally George Costanza

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>he used her own body against her
Well, seeing Tilly in this pics seems they do the same against male players

BASED
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lmfao

Maybe she should have worn a fucking bra?!

This is something you’d expect a character in a Chinese cartoon to think of.

kek

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Yeah, this is Yugioh levels of thinking ahead and coming up with a plan to beat Kaiba

t. incel
if you’re that easily excitable by milkbags hanging out maybe you should have sex

breastmilk leaks through normal bras, I know this because I fap to lacation on pixiv.

Good shit!

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Amazing.

Don't hate the player for playing the game.

patrician

Absolutely mad lad, biopic when?

TILLY more like TITTY am I right lads hehehe

>Did you think like for real you could win? The heart of the cards will never be on your side, Mary

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pokertube.com/video/celebrity-poker-showdown-s05-ep02--part-2 Starts around 22:15

>it's real

holy based

Master of His Domain

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those 'baby' noises are horrifying

Yeah, he was based

>doesn't even deny what he's doing and even confirms it
absolute madman
also it's both funny and fucked up that what he did actually worked

So Costanza wasn't a character?

but those quads aren't

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i bust

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>i thought you had quads

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Co Stanza

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Based.

A god amongst men, we would do well to emulate his genius.

Based Duckman

HOLY SHIT

OK now this is milkino

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Nice good job

quite nice digits you got there user

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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Oh user don't be silly nobody finds a old fart like me attractive.

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What a dirty hooker

Nice pair

>rather than losing to a superior poker player
that makes him the superior poker player you retarded thot. if she had used those jugs to make a man coom and lose his hand, she would have considered it stratagem. live by the sword, die by the sword roastie

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM GONNA! IM GONNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Jason Alexander best Jojo

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Best Craig's guest

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if you can't leave your house without your tits splurting milk all over the place maybe that's a you problem.

I can think of atleast one person

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Why are older women so kino?
>can't knock them up
>richer usually smarter/wiser than you
>know how to please a man
>giant squishy tits ass legs and belly
I need a mummy gf now!

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Post webm for flashlets

Holy shit.

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based as fuck. she's using her tits as a weapon for her. he's using her tits as a weapon against her.

Older women with big milkies are the best. They're not too insecure to enough to show them off all the time while being nice to anyone who looks

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This is kike genius on full display. Gotta hand it to those Jews, they're crafty as fuck.

H.... humina humina humina humina
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
boioioioioioioiong!

Literally looks like a man.

Kill yourseld.

Unbased
Based

Wait, you can actually do this? What THE FUCK is wrong with female body

Don't be a pussy. She's playing to win, and from an onlooker's perspective it's hot as fuck that she uses her jiggly tits as weapons

Clock

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this is the first time i've run in to a video that requires flash in about five years, what the fuck.

fucking kek

Adobe is getting rid of flash, hallelujah.

Tis why I'm surprised, how have these fuckers not replaced it yet?

>Rather than deal with losing to a superior poker player...
Hahahaha haha wwahhhhh wwwaaahhhhhhhhh

Based George Costanza.

I had twips

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Kek you still got it user

Absolutely based

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Probably the most repulsive human being on the planet. Glad he's banned.

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That's the stuff

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*makes crying baby noises*

My Dick

Call me when you get a bracelet.

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based granny

wtf why is this stickied????? (lol????)

jojo tier move

>Glad he's banned.

What happened?

Jennifer already has a bracelet.

He won fair and square, the baby calls were just bants to encourage her not to fold.

There was something on the line btw, his pride. What man wants to lose in poker to a woman?

I was able to watch it on my phone, figure it out.

That's not a good thing, zoomie.

holy shit

BASED

Yeah, in a women's tourney. Try getting a real bracelet.

with all those winnings you could buy yourself some good roast beef, some cheese, and a loaf of bread

holy fucking BASED

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I think he was smoking weed in a hotel room during the tournament, but the fact that he's disgusting probably contributed.

What did he mean by this?

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>Jerry, she started..."leaking" right there.
>...Leaking?
>Leaking, Jerry!

There's a long thread on 2p2 where he explains his side of the story if anyone is interested.
forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=48359366&postcount=353

Doesn't he have some really weird quote about CP or something?

>He's actually fucking Costanza
Absolutely fucking based

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RAISE

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You forgot - pussy dry as fuck

care to extrapolate?

My head says fold but my dick says raise

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only thing I remember her from is liar liar

For less than the cost of a big mac, fries, and a coke, you can buy a young guatemalan girl, which you will enjoy much more.

BASED.

A win is a win, charity or not.

neat

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Yeah seems like it was all in good fun.

She's in a bunch of Child's Play movies. She even plays herself in one.

I DONT DO HANDSHAKES, PEOPLE

Making baby noises makes girls that just had kids leak milk? How is this the first I've heard of this?

Based

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>>Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses. These are not the Dutch equivalent of abused trailer-park kids, either. They look to be in excellent health and seem to be honestly enjoying this. Makes all the conventional arguments against this kind of thing seem really silly. They're kids. Kids like to play with their own and other people's privates. They're just being photographed at it. Now, people who get a voyeuristic charge out of watching them, like me, I guess, well, we've got some grip-on-reality problems. There's maybe 1% of all pornography that has any effect on me, and it's definitely not a turn-on very often. But when it is, and it's as weird as this, it's pretty hard to take.

Nothing weird about it at all. Unless you're some kind of Big Mac eating fag.

ok this is epic

I've been on a two week nofap because of this guy and I feel exactly 0 pressure to relapse even now. Keep posting him, user. You're doing God's work.

Girls should have an alpha and keep playing even if leaking milk

THANK GOD

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quite based

Gonna learn how to make accurate baby noises now. It's an important life skill to have.

That's amazing

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W-what was the context of this?

It was from a Big Black tour diary, I believe.

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This could be you.

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I gotta leave the chins for a while. I can't take seeing my pornfu with this fucking coomer

Tilly got a pair of dubs

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>my pornfu
>implying you're less of a coomer than him

You raised...

My Dick...

Speak for yourself, beta cuck.

still would

ME LIKE BIG TITTY
GONNA COOOOM SO HARD

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Is that Harley Dean or whatever her name is?

Is there a vid of this on youtube?

Not youtube but

Oh I missed that
Thank you user

that's not true incel

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Lvl 29 coomer virgincel cooming thru

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I don't get it
does anyone actually fap with the right?

I raise it too, if you know what I mean.

Coomers do.

i do, guess i'm a coomer then

man i wish 2p2 was still alive, fuck Adelson and other kikes who decided to kill online poker

how do you handle the mouse while jerking off?

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Good thread

because its obviously a joke, retard

not enough tilly posting

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There's video of it happening in this very thread.

Oh mommy.

I'd go all in and wouldn't care if I busted if you catch my drift.

mommy can you cut me up some some cheese and crackers?

QRD?

Hilariously and undeniably based

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Women over 40 giving birth have a tendency to deliver mentally disabled children.

nup, still fuckable as hell

This wojak edit #252346 should be named cum brian

>Of course I lied. It's poukah, Phil.

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this user understands.

user, it's Jennifer Tilly. She's proud of her girls and wants you to stare at them. She's never been shy about that, as far as I remember.

no flash here and it plays fine with html5

holy shit lmao

based

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More like George Cant Stand Ya!

jennifer tilly more like jennifer titty

Based fucking Costanza.

Based Duckman

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Benjamin Franklin was right

?

based

I don't think I know what you mean please explain.

If someone rapes her she only has her to blame.

Based Jew. Gentiles can't compete.

The based store called. They're running out of (You)

I move it to the left of my keyboard. it's not like you're playing an FPS game, you can do it with your submissive hand

wow what an alpha male

who is that semen demon?

MOMMMMMMYYYYY I NEEEEEDDDDDD MIIIILKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

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based duckman