What was she selling?

SITTIN AT HOME
WITH MY DICK HARD

classic

I am legit terrible with women and have never had a girlfriend, but have a decent job and go to Vietnam/Thailand/Malaysia/Philippines at least once a year for two weeks and fuck bar girls/hookers. I don’t know if I’m happy, I caught herpes, but I’m glad I’m not a virgin.

Whores exist everywhere you dont need to go to gook countries for it

brig whitu cok

Da punchline... Obviously ... Kek

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oi darlin', me luv yer long time innit

I like going to Asia. It’s a cool place and most of them treat you like a god for being white.

hotdogs

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time shares

They are very easily accessible and a lot of them are pretty normal. When you come from a rich country like the US whores that are reasonably priced are likely to rob you or be massively fat. Go to SE Asia and they are much better for the money. Although that is changing fast

Man I wish I lived back in those times, Americans didn't fuck around. Protests, assassinations, riots, vietcong offensives, rock and roll music. Truly not a better time to be an American and stand up for your country.

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What I hate is when you pay for a set time but it you nut early they want you to leave anyway
Though some dont do that and I just suck on their tits while they check their phone

Gook puss

Most people have Herpes, there isn't a stigma to it.

Most get it from their uncle when they kiss them as a baby.

I had my first and only time with a prostitute too but I didn't go to the fucking third world for it. I paid those 150€ and it was perfectly well worth it.

pusy

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i gave a tranny a cold sore once
surprised because i thought i'd be the one getting a disease instead

Pussy, with a side of grenade up the cooch.

čunný

gf experience

every ting you wan

European whores are literally cheaper and better than Thai whores. Thailand is a fucking tourist trap and a meme.

Based user dabbing on trannies

Horns, probably from a rhino. she probably works a for a pocher

>being so pathetic that you're too beta to fuck local whores so you have to settle for 2/10 gooks

I normally fuck local whores but sometimes go for gooks too though they are in my country as well, one of them was so boney you could see her spine visibly, got me off knowing she was probably barely eating while servicing me for barely anything

kek

dignity