All three good JPs are on prime for free. What the heck are you waiting for?

All three good JPs are on prime for free. What the heck are you waiting for?

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i like spinosaurus, but it would have never roamed so far away from its natural habitat in rivers to chase humans in fields and forests. at least t-rex was a scavenger and roamed anywhere

>he says with certainty about animals that lived millions of years ago

Why couldnt they make JP3 a mix of the park wonder and horror of the first one and the man-on-a-mission in a vast jungle of the second.

It was a pathetic paycheck for Neill, the family drama is absolutely garbo and doesnt fit the grand theme of Jurassic Park. And worst of all, you see the parts that were obviously shot in studio. They blend terribly with the location and scenery shots.

JP2 gets so much shit but is actually amazing. Especially the last city act.

We're not in Germany or whatever third world shithole you're in

JP1 > JP3 > POWER GAP > JP2

Because I already have the Blu-ray box with all 3 movies and tons of bonus materials.
>He says for a animal that we really don't know a lot about due to the lack of fossils
Paleontologist can't even agree on what it looks like

>VERGENESSENE WELT
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The two JW movies are easily better than JP3.

JP = SOUL
JW = SOULLESS

Wtf does prime charge you subscription AND individually?

This would be right if were talking about Indiana Jones.

Secretly everyone knows Temple of Doom is the pleb filter and reigns supreme

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>Welcome to Marvel Park
>Haunted Mansion: Loli Bait 2
>better

Even the CGI got worse.

Dont mind me, just being the best toy ever created.

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>Haunted Mansion: Loli Bait 2
You make it sound better then what it is

Reminder The Lost World is literally the best one.

TLW>JP>>>JPIII>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JWFK

It depends on the movie, usually you can rent movies through Prime before they come out on blu ray for lodsamone, and some existing movies charge a bit to rent or buy them, most of its free though

My god, I'd forgotten

This is the type of guy who prefers Aliens over Alien, btw.

That's not the Ian Malcolm toy

I literally shit all over Aliens every single opportunity I get, never attempt to dictate my taste. Alien Prometheus and Alien Covenant are kino Aliens is shit and The Lost World is kino, so is JP

You have no idea how costly media licenses are. Every new title is obviously not included in the subscription and only gets available months or years later. Which is totally fine considering the studio wants to make money first. Some are never included because Amazon is paying a hefty sum for the titles they already. HBO stuff never goes "free", same with certain studios who dont give out licences.

But now that Amazon is actually a big player in media, they can just produce or rather buy their own original shows and movies.

I like how JP2 ignores the whole first island and introduces a bunch of characters we don't care about

>feisty redhead
>wholesome tech expert
>quippy photographer
>retarded suit
>fearless hunter

Amazing cast.

You have shit taste.

You're amazingly stupid.

>The opening over the water
>dunnn dunnnnn dun
>the loli attacked on the beach
>her father just chilling at a table
>jeff goldblum is leading
>big ass trailers
>eddie carr
>fucking vince vaugh
>roland motherfucking tembo
>the effects have improved
>kaminski is the dp
>the practical baby t-rex
>the fucking trailer scene/night scenes
>the high hide scene
>when carr sacrifices himself
>deiter is fucked by the compies
>t-rex camp attack chase to the waterfall
>dont go into the loong grass
>raptors on the roof
>transition of the helicopter from over the island to over san diego
>the fucking ship crashing into the dock
>where is the crew
>all over the place
>time to release the t-rex
>asians running
>t-rex drinking from backyard pool
>eats doggo
>Americans getting btfo in the streets by Rexy
>the effects look great to this day
>corvette plowing through dock building with the t-rex running behind
>happy ending, life will find a way, lets leave the dinos in peace on the island
How is this not the best

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PRIME
FUCKING
MOORE

The only thing missing is a raptor lovingly raping this goddess and and then slowly eating her alive.

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>t. actual pleb

Its funny how JW now come full circle and is again copying this act for the entire next movie.

Dinosaurs in the city shouldve been JP3.

>How is this not the best

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>horror dinosaur movie has horror movie trope of ghost ship full of dead people
>bad

>on the Twilight Zone movie set

Based retard missing the point.

No, Alien and Aliens are usually loved more or less equally unless you're a fag or a woman in those worthless bait threads on Yea Forums. Jurassic Park is pretty much always considered a masterpiece while everything else is far behind it. Even if TLW is considered second best and a good movie in its own right.

>squirts in your path

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Nigger the whole series is literally about family. Each one of them has some character overcoming some related issue.
That said, JP3 is maybe the funniest of the series. No fucks given and absolutely crazy.

Remember we're getting the short tomorrow.

Huh?

I considered JP3 the worst of the series but someone made a good point against JWFK that it has some retarded political references because Hollywood is mad they didn't get what they wanted so everyone has to suffer for it.

We're getting a short film Battle at the Big Rock that's like a teaser for the next movie. Basically adult Allosaurus fighting some ceratops that's not Triceratops (still closest we're ever getting to see the most classic of all dinosaurs fights T-Rex vs Triceratops).

Aliens is shit

Hello, grill.

Jurassic World is better than Jurassic Park 3. Not that I'm sticking up for JW, I think they're both shit, but JP3 sucks balls.

The only good thing is Sam Neill, but they even tried their hardes to ruin him too.

sup reddit

sup Cameronpleb

Meh, animators these days are not given enough time to really dig their claws into a movie, it will look too fluid and busy like this webm, JW and JW2 both have this problem.

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JP3 is like a low budget tv film. Like that Lost World tv series from like early 2000s that I refused to watch because it looked like ass not to mention boring. I don't know what they were trying to achieve maybe it was intentional to make such a small scale story.

They're using animatronics but I'm afraid it might be heavily burried by CGI especially if they want to show the dinosaurs fight.

I try watching it every few years just to give it a chance, hoping I'm wrong about how shit it is, but I fucking hate almost all of it.

Tea Leoni and William H Macy also help ruin the movie.

I agree

I expect it to be one big reference to the 1925 Lost World. JW already showed photos from that for some reason.