Holy fucking shit you Americans actually do this kinda shit? Who woulda thunk

PURE SLUT

>the numbers speak for themselves

its an infinite loop

Europoors pay massive amounts to attend our shitty state schools. No Americans are trying to get into any of your schools except Oxford.

she's innocent

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>14 days in prison
OH NO

Competition is tougher than ever, and kids are largely dumber than ever.

>2 weeks vacation in a minimum security (((rehab facility)))

lol no

SHES HOT

VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE COCK

GOOD SHE DIDNT KARDASHIFY LIKE HER SISTER

she should stop tanning and stay pale

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kek excuse me?
education is FREE here in scandinavia and also in germany afaik.

your corrupt sat bs is a joke.

She's a sacrificial lamb to keep the plebs chattering for another month She was just stupid enough to get caught.

Meanwhile you're still all getting stiffed by the wealthy. But work hard, you'll make it, heheheh!

i like how most americans try to shit talk other countries money as if they themselves have any money. lmao fucking neet retard

>Celebrity gets off lightly for something a normie (white) would've gotten excessively punished for
Am*ricans, get your sh*t together.

>pro choice
Should've aborted your daughter, wouldn't be in this situation

I work 2 jobs 14 hours a day and am saving 200 bucks per month. I am saving good amounts. This is the American dream.

I will make it.

>inserts self-help cassette in player and puts on headphones

>14 days
holy shit it is a 2 weeks vacation

I think the shame that comes with it has the bigger impact. Her career will never be the same, and that matters more than money or loss of freedom momentarily.

The amount of press coverage this gets it is like a modern day version of being put in the stocks.

Her lawyer managed to argue for her to serve her time when it's most convenient, as well. She's not going ro jail until October.

Celebrity privilege is insane in America.

this. especially with the desperate housewives connection the irony is palpable. it sounds like something straight out of the show.

>Her career
What career lol

Seems pretty steady to me. Her last movie is highly rated on imdb.

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She's in her late 50s and probably a millionaire. Her "career" suffering shouldn't be that much of an issue.

I hope they throw the book at this entitled cunt.

She'll get a Hollywood redemption storyline and win an Oscar in the next few years

Holy shit we will never see William H. Macy on screen ever again

Isnt he still in Shameless?

The irony.

>combined net worth of 45 million
>30k fine and 14 days in some comfy "prison"
They'll be alright.

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>2 week prison sentence
>comes out
>”I’ve got a whole new perspective on the prison system now!”
>gets cast in Orange is the New Black

I love it!
-producer somewhere, probably

they look really normal. i wonder if its a charade or theyre really like that.

if they wanted they could be moving around with their own driver in a maybach. instead they walk around wearing walmart looking clothes.

is it just to get the public to sympathize with them?

Yes they have image consultants for their court case.

It's got to be a blow to the ego of the their kids.
>your so stupid that mom had to fake and buy your way into a university
>she gets caught because she's stupid as well

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Yeah, somehow I feel that this whole shitshow is going to affect her kids future (mentally at least) much more than if they had gone to a school that is actually at their level.

(((Celebrity)))

I think it's mostly people in music that like to flash their wealth in some new-rich type of way. Rich actors in general try to dress normally.

I've met plenty of young people who got everything handled to them. They just pretend they're self-made and their well-off parents have nothing to do with it.

>muh shame

They'll call her a brave, loving mom who just wanted what was best for her kid.

>>combined
ITS MOSTLY HIS EARNINGS

HED GET JANKED IN A DIVORCE THOUGH SO YEAH ITS PRETTY WELL COMBINED

imagine a foursome with the mother and daughters lezzing out

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>Europoors pay massive amounts to attend our shitty state schools.
Right. I pay 100 bucks a semester so they give me a public transportation ticket that I would have to pay 500 for if I wasn't enrolled. Being a student also allows me to live in a student apartment for 250 bucks rent a month. I've been studying for 9 years, and have 20k in the bank which I've saved while being a student. But sure, we pay massive amounts to get an education good enough to shitstomp your Ivy League schools at international moot courting events. Arguing and presenting our cases in YOUR language.

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Rich people literally hire "Crisis" consultants and all other kinds of consultants to know how to behave in public and how to deal with situations like this.

I don’t know about that, Desperate Housewives was a massive show that ran for a long time.

They've been together for decades (and married for the last 22 years). I think they're alright.

Also
>How much did Felicity Huffman make per episode of Desperate Housewives at her peak? $275,000

>education is FREE here in scandinavia and also in germany afaik.

So why do so many of them attend American schools?

PEAK IS THE END WHEN THEY CANCEL THE SHOW CUS THE PAY GOT TOO HIGH VS THE RATINGS

HES BEEN GETTING WAY BIGGER MOVIE PAYCHECKS AND HAS TOP BILLING ON HIS OWN SHOW STILL AIRING IN SEASON 10

what kind of delusion is this lol

>In SY 2016–17, China was the top origin country for international students, representing 33 percent of the total, followed by India (17 percent), South Korea and Saudi Arabia (5 percent each), and Canada (3 percent).
Wow just look at all those Euros swarming the great Murrican education system.

AMERICA UTTERLY DESTROYS YUROP IN THE TOP END EDUCATION MARKET

THE ELITE OF THE WORLD FALL OVER THEMSELVES TO SEND THEIR KIDS TO AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES

Probably he has seen some exchange students and imagines those people are actually there paying Amurican amounts for the shit education.

Yes, people go to the US for exchange for the experience. And most of the time they are there on very generous scholarships or the govt in their home country pay for it. AKA Europeans go to fuck your girls and then leave and graduate in their home countries.

I find this all so stupud and tiresome. We flood our education system with poor underperforming minorities who require subsidizing to get through school, but some wealthy roastie is willing to fund her kid's entire way through school and she gets the books? I understand she cheated, but to me its not much different from giving some inner city youth a Harvard pass.

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We get full tuition fees covered by the government and an allowance to spend abroad lol

People attend US universities for research purposes, retard. Barely any European gets a Bachelors or Masters at a US university. They might spend a semester abroad, but that's it. Your universities are filled with Chinks and Indians.

AND YOURS ARE FILLED WITH YUROPOOS

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True that, lotta bulgarians at my NL uni, best drinking buddies i've ever met

lol

IT MEANS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR UNIS :^)

WHILE THEY LINE UP FOR AMERICA'S

BECAUSE USA #1
AND YOU NUMBER SOMETHING DOWN THERE AKA IRRELEVANT LMAO

They dont

>15 DAYS
Now imagine if it was a non famous male nigger who did this. At least 42 years in prison+ 3 death sentences.

LISTEN GOOD YURO SKRUBS

YOU ARE PEONS IN THE EYES OF AMERICA :^)

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Taiwan is China

Why would you go through the trouble of exchanging just to go to britain? Its basically the same anglo culture as the states with a bit more banter, culture and ugly women thrown into the mix

I see America is a popular destination for thirdworlders

To you can say
>I spent a semester abroad
At least 95% of all students who go abroad don't really have to. Quite frankly, it's fucking useless and a waste of time more often than not, especially in the digital age. Simply looks good on your CV.

Because saying they went the UK usually gives the impression that they went to a university like Oxford or Cambridge, even if they didn't

her worse crime was playing a transgender character depite being cis herself

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