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James 1:15
>Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.

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>he went to a BLACKED convention
>he visits porn conventions frequently
>porn is an art form to him
>he probably watches hour long porn movies for the plot alone
>he's unashamed and unapologetic about it
>he has chosen his path in life and is proud of it

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oh shit ...

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all anime losers will die in the day of judgement

I'm no psychologist but this looks like disgust to me

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Fuggggggg it's really him

He and her likely had sex that night, what's your excuse Yea Forums?

Imagine the state on you in order to think he actually had sex with a pornstar at a porn convention.

Have sex incel

>that careful, gentle touch
>not even grabbing her ass
A true coombrain gentleman

dilate

What are you talking about? Of course those porn actresses love to be hugged and touched by some weirdos who jack off to their videos.

he more than likely paid $50 or more just to take a picture with her and still jerks off to the memory

The Eternal Coomer

Well there's a difference between an inconvenience and outright disgust

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Why does he have such patrician taste? I've noticed he goes for milfs that have aged like fine wine instead of falling for the 18 yr old newcomer meme.

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Not a bad investment

What’s her name? I need to coooooooooooommm

based you just know they fucked

she's probably desperate for his cum right now

At least he touched a girl, what's your excuse?

Is he blissfully unaware of how creepy he looks or is he in an ascended state of not giving a fuck?

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Do you think he posts in /hc/?
I wouldn't be surprised if he's sharing his patrician pornfu taste there.

Who gives a fuck what some stupid whore thinks/feels

fucking hell this guy just doesn't give a fuck

imagine actually tweeting publicly you're going to fuck a fleshlight and you're actually tweeting the pornstar

i admire this man

If he's at a stage where he's just tweeting about pornstars with his face and fleshlights exposed, I think he's stopped giving a fuck about what people think of him.

He is ascending

We did, actually.

how can one man be so based

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THE MEMES ARE LEAKING INTO REALITY AGAIN

Cringe.

Now like you got bummed by a tranny hooker you paid for in a sleazy motel after the convention

Kek

Based

>this mediocre looking woman is a porn "star"

You will never be this much of a chad

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What do you do if you're a 5ft tall woman and you see this creature approaching you?

why didnt he just grab sandra bullocks buttcheeks haha

Has anyone found the chink yet. Think he will be even better than jayman desu.

Just look at his face, the guy has a congenital disease, he's obviously not an intellectual type

yeah, i mean we are having a thread talking about him
who are the losers here?

>obviously not an intellectual type

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jayman cannot be stopped

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Cope
Cope

what do you think his power level is

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He's got those serial killer eyes, I'd say submitting to his advances would be your only chance.

Lrn2 type, jelly moron

COOM/10

THE APEX COOMBRAIN

Bella Rolland

Fpbp

Cast him.
>Bradley Cooper

That can't really be Madison Ivy.

someone post the one where has nuts on his head

>based coomer has a son
>you dont
INCELS BTFO

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>his eyes
>her eyes
The weak should fear the strong.

THATS ME IN THE CORNER
THATS ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

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Yikes. She's hideous.

she was in a really bad car accident

shame, she was really hot. still very fuckable though don't get me wrong

>2019
>BEING A COOMCEL

ITS HIS NEPHEW DIDNT YOU SEE THE LAST THREAD

He needs to pay a visit to Yea Forums for AMA

Dont ruin the fun faggot

He's like the weeaboo who works days on end, earning money to buy his figurines, dakimakuras, posters and all that shit and is content. They've gone beyond Yea Forums taunts of "why are you not getting a gf bro? just be yourself bro", they may have tried that before but have now realized the futility and are now wisely spending their time on things they enjoy instead.

He looks like a genestealer hybrid.

Ahh yes, the illusive degenechad.

Holy Kino,if he was good looking he would be Chad of the century.

You shouldn't talk about your mother like that.

He's an ascended coomer.

So,Chad ?

Where does it say it's his son and not a child he abducted?

He fucking does.

Her face is awful,but that body though.
Also our guy just grabbing a handful of ass.

It's his nephew

t.cope pleddit incel space faggot
Ya seethe?

Over 9000 and is that Karma RX?

it is

Who wants to bet he's paid a porn actress $2,000 for a 30 min. session.

He obviously has some sort of mental condition. He reminds me somewhat of my uncle. He is the family nitwit, worked all his life in some kind of retard job / adult daycare that the state provides for mouthbreathers and has never had a gf. He creeps on instagram "models" facebook pages posting cringe shit like "hot", "mmm that booty"- When he is not doing that he is getting into facebook arguments about fucking everything, where he is rude and obnoxious to the point where he outright insults anyone he is talking to. At times he also shares facebook memes that looks like they were made by a horny 13 year old. Worst part is that he is completely unaware of what a fucking mongo he is so he will proudly and shamelessly voice his opinions about everyone and everything whenever he can.

Everyone in the family thinks he is extremely embarassing but we don't really know what to do with him.

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

>his coombrain level is over 9000

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based just got done jerking off to my creepshots

i've paid a pornstar 1200 quid for a 1 hour session

Fuck Chad he gets everything,im actually jealous. Also she looks nowhere near as good as she does on videos.

>that jealous little jewette on the right

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So he's patient zero of jewish inflicted degeneracy?

Is this all some form of cope for people who have a porn addiction? There's nothing "based" about this guy.

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A gentalman and a scholar

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who?

i've always thought karma looks like shit

He's the modern day Marquis de Sade

did she look like any movie actress
who was it and how long did you last

AHHHHHHHHH WHY WONT SARA JAY REPLY TO ME!!!!!!

*coom

cum brain = cringe brain

> Also she looks nowhere near as good as she does on videos.
that was always expected user
she has a decent ass but i never really got into her whole body and that face

aubrey kate

it was this month as well. she let me film some parts which i've jerked off to a few times.

Imagine being this close to a woman.

>writing serious reviews of porn movies
WHAT THE FUCK.
they shit is scary

You're joking right?
He's actually meeting the women he fantasizes about and hugging them.
While your still masturbating to pictures of jenna Fischer

>aubrey kate
>hm, not very familiar name. let me google
>see pornhub profile : Aubrey Kate is one of the top transgender performers out there.
kek

Based. Sounds like you are jealous. Introduce him to the Taiwanese basket weaving forum, he'll be calling all your family members nigger in no time.

Why. Porn stars aren't even very good looking. I'm sure you could find a better looking escort.

she looks like garbage these days

>that asian girl with 3 inner elbows

it's the fantasy

all the transgender people in real life look like shit so you need to go for the pros

Quit shitting on Karma RX before Coom Guy finds you.

Regardless of whether if he's having sex or not, at least he's got the confidence to go out in public and touch a woman while actual incel plebbitors (the ones who're also seething in this thread) are just talking about it in their circle of losers instead of actually doing it. Legend.

what the fuck happened to nicole aniston?
was it because of the blacked shoot? i didn't see her for a while and she come back looking odd as hell

>100 000 faps later

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she was literally an angel and the blacked shoot ruined her

disgusting

Has he ever taken a picture with a pretty girl?
All those plastic bimbos are almost as ugly as he is.
I respect the level of not giving a fuck, but holy shit does this man have a bad taste.

She used to be some good looking, now she's trash.

Also
>current year
>refuses to get cum in her mouth

Top kek.
August Ames T-shirt,too based.

yeah the dude got lazy with his shop work
so did you fuck her or she fucks you?

>never forget august ames shirt

kino

Oh, that was the chick who died right? nice tribute shirt i guess

The pretty ones don’t have to stand around a convention for 6 hours because they have a real suger daddy floating their cc payments

I don't masturbate. I'm not a cumbrain.

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>COOMCEL
THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME LOOL

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i fucked her for 90% of it but i asked her to fuck me a bit in my ass and she did. kind of missionary position. it was nice.

This reads like something Bateman would say.

jez imagine being as zog'd as this "person"

COOMER IS A VERY INTERESTING MUTATION OF CUMBRAIN
ITS HARD TO TELL THE INTENDED EFFECT VERSUS THE ACTUAL UPTAKE BUT I'M PONDERING THEORIES

ONE THINGS FOR SURE SNEEDLETS ARE FUCKING FINISHED LMAO

But I have photographic proof of Remy Lacroix attending a con.

You can pay to fuck escorts without broadcasting it to the world. Oh wait he isn't even fucking them, he is literally paying to take a photo with them as if they're his idols or something.

For some reason I'm slowly gaining respect for this coomer

He knows what he likes and dgaf what anyone thinks about it

HAHA HOLY SHIT KEKK

she is so fucking hot and i'm going to get banned for posting in this thread

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post the story

as opposed to you, an incel NEET not notable for anything except that one time he got quads in a dead thread and nobody noticed, huh
this bald cockgoblin got several chuckles out of me, that elevates him above 90% of posters on this site

So I can do anything but if I believe in Jesus I'll go to heaven? cool

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lol no they don't and real sugar daddies don't play with pornstars

oh i thought it was an AOC deepfake.

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Suprise suprise,99% of the girls or women you see on IG/FB look nothing like they do in person probably 9/10 internet vs. 5/10 in real life.

imagine using the phrase "zog'd" without a hint of irony. you're like his slightly more self-aware but infinitely less fulfilled twin, user.

imdb.com/user/ur1287548
>9411+ porn reviews

at least hes working

I'm recommending a new name
Kino+coomer= Koomer.

HOLY SHI FUCKING BASED

who is this boner condoner

Dudes like this tend to like the trashiest pornwhores, since the trashy ones completely stop giving a fuck and have done literally everything and everyone. He probably doesn't even know what counts as a "pretty girl", anymore.

He just doesn't give a fuck does he?

CAN SOMEONE SCREENCAP THE COOMCEL THREAD PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Tariq Nasheed wasn't playing when he said black dick can destroy entire lives

fucking lost my shit everytime i read it
truly a work of art

do you have to pay for this in AVN?

I'd befriend your uncle. Looks like he's based not like you.

He needs to learn to powder his head if he wants to be on camera

No,I don't think you're even supposed to touch them. Just hug or pose.

i was gonna say he's getting a good deal. maybe he;s some kind of recognised superpornfan...

What do you mean he's a superhero.
He is the coomer who cooms in the night.

>powder head
>some faggot sneaks up on you
>get stabbed
>get killed
>die

>don't powder head
>light shines off of his head
>eye glares unable to withstand his basedness
>don't get stabbed
>don't die

he exudes cum confidence, these pornstars fear and respect him

who is that?

What's his endgame?

Me.

to coom

flood his cum around the world and bring back the half that thanos kill by impregnate all the pornstars

Like a casino whale. This dude struts in and all the helpers are running around scrambling to get the talent in position to deal with his requests. He's the Lyman Zerga of pornography.

pornstars are up there with nurses for professions where disgust is simply not a practical emotion

He has no shame.

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No, you have to repent. Which means that you have to destroy evil.

Thats her? Holy fuck she is unrecognisable. How much crack has she been doing

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He isn't based. He is a fucking retard and literally too stupid to be self-aware about what he is doing. I'm also a loser but atleast I'm aware of what I am and don't pretend otherwise.

Coombrain powerlevel rankings:

Can easily quit his habit:
>cooms every other day
>knows less than 5 pornstars

Can quit his habit with some effort:
>cooms every day of the week
>has a favorite pornstar
>has one or more fetishes

Can only quit his habit with great effort:
>cooms several times a day
>knows more than 10 pornstars
>follows pornstars on twitter

Beyond saving:
>must coom at all time
>attends porn conventions
>tweets to pornstars daily
>reviews porn on imdb

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Kek I can’t hate him. Based.

fucking based

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Im so fucking ashamed my porn knowledge is up there with this guy's. The coombrain meme literally makes me feel bad cause thats what I've become.

>Karma RX and Angel Smalls are the same age
Karma is lying about her age right? There's no way she could be 26.

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>my Queen

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Megacoomer.

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