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Spooky

Based
Make sure to post pics

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I stopped losing hair when I went on nofap

>"I'm here for the job interview"
>"Let's just check his social media history first"

LE COOOM

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Okay so he has alopecia or something, right?

Holy fucking based.

what the fuck is this new maymay? somebody bring me up to speed please

pic unrelated

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based

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>goes outside and meets all his pornfus at a porn convention while wagecucks are trapped in their cages
>not afraid of photographs
>even touches their boobs and asses
>is tall and handsome
>slayer eyes
>probably banged all of the whores with his 10 incher

this guy obviously already /made it/, otherwise he would be stuck in a wagecage instead of hugging pornstar ass.

IM GONNA COOM

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Deadpool?!

Any boss would probably be intimidated by this guy, his penetrating gaze and strong handshakes.

When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's horny and wants to coom. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of cooming, and he suggest you go for a Cheeky coom. Obviously this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"

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>the 40 year old coomer

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Frankly speaking, even if he has always had to pay for it, if he's fucked some of these pornstars at those conventions then his sex life is infinitely more satisfying and fulfilling than mine is. And that's enough to be envious of.

>if he's fucked some of these pornstars
literally never happened

He is in a wagecage, meeting pornstars is just what he does when he has his allotted free time.

yeah im so jealous he got to fuck those disgusting whores

Look at those hypnotic eyes; he’s never had to pay for it.

COOMERS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
DUN DUN
STARING BLANKLY AT FAT ASSES
DUN DUN
INCEST PORN AND WEB SEDUCTION
DUN DUN
JEWS PROVIDE THE BRAIN'S DESTRUCTION
DUN DUN
ON THE BOARDS THE ANONS COOMING
WEEEEEYADADA DUN DUN
AS THE JANNY BANS ARE LOOMING
DEDEDEDE DUN DUN
PORN AND FAPPING TO MANKIND
DUDUDU WA DUN DUN
POISONING THEIR BRAINWASHED MINDS

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCOOMER

He has slayer eyes
believe it, woman think this guy is hot.

lucky guy

someone give me a quick rundown of this guy

Meanwhile you’re staring at a computer screen and fucking your hand.

rothschilds bow to the coomer

>.... a few millimeters of bone

The Yea Forums COOMER, HE NEVER MISSED HIS MARK
HE WAS LETHAL IN THE DAYTIME HE WAS DEADLY IN THE DARK
HE MADE THE NOFAP FAGGOTS THINK AGAIN
ABOUT WANDERING AT THROUGH COOMER THREADS
NOW IN Yea Forums AND IN /INT/ THEY PRETEND TO SPEAK OF PEACE
THEY SAY GIVE UP YOUR PORNHUB AND WE'LL MAKE THIS BLOODSHED CEASE
But the Yea Forums coomer, he's heard their lies before, he won't be lied to or cheated anymore
The Yea Forums coomer, he hasn't gone away, his bad dragon's oiled and loaded he's just waiting for the day
So if the jannies should break their word well then
The Yea Forums coomer will go back to work again
I'MA COOMIN BACK BOYS

OH LAWD YEAH

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IMAGINE THE COOM

Seeing that the last thread that even was Yea Forums related was deleted, I think we can safely assume that this guy is a Yea Forums mod.

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half and lifepilled

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Almost all pornstars are escorts on the side, they literally advertise their services at these events.

These women are the best at sex in the world. This matters and only a virgin wouldn't know that. They would be fun as hell to have sex with and none of them have diseases because to keep their jobs they have to be cleaner than your average church girl. Cope and seethe.

Based and coompilled

It’s true, women are drawn to that predatory gaze. No male sex symbol has kind eyes.

>going to enjoy you tonight
fucking easy there hannibal lecter

This guy is a living meme. He is literally the COOMer. I don't know whether I should be laughing or grieving, this guy isn't healthy.

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We should use our meme magic to set him up with Romi Rain. She actually responds to his tweets. This could be the start of a great internet age romance.

this guy has probably spent so much money on those pornstars (buying gifts or hiring them as escorts) that they know him by his name at this point

this guy is a chad

>These women are the best at sex in the world. This matters
STATE of this cumbrain

>I don't know whether I should be laughing or grieving,
Neither. Just COOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Time to COOM

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if we're doing that it should be his newest pornstar crush Alix Lynx

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Am i getting too old or are all these new terms retarded? what the fuck is a coomer? what the fuck is wrong with you constantly recycling stuff that is lying around? jesus fucking christ, get creative for once

you just know

this guy is out and about, meeting and fucking his favorite porn stars. Sounds like a healthy lifestyle.

coomer is THE most hung guy in coomdom

For years, I've responded with derision to all the pseudo-scientific arguments by nofappers. But this guy has seriously made me think about giving up porn completely. I don't want to be this guy. I don't even want to be slightly similar to what this guy is like.

Sauce on girl?

I need a virgin vs chad coomer edit

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/120972945/#120972945

the coomer lore goes very deep
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

>fucking his favorite pornstars
Yeah, sure.

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This guy is a Slayer and a chad.
lmao how this is backfiring at the cümbrain retards and their forced meme

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This is pretty based
In the past, I udef yo edge for hours but now I just try to ejaculate as fast as possible

they are professional whores. that means that they are probably better at sex than you average girl

>and fucking his favorite porn stars
The only thing this guy is fucking is plastic

he cooms in the face of death

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all you have to do is pay

STATE-ing facts. Guess what they say is true, the more you make cum the less you iz dumb

xD

If he really has cancer, that sucks

coomerboomers

>Actually going to the store to buy jewelry for a girl that has zero affection for you and will never touch your privates

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Second to right has the most aesthetic face.
I thought the second from left was ben stiller for a second.

go back to Yea Forums u dinosaur of an oldfag, this is how we metameme on the new 4channel,

>I'm so romantic...............but i love coom too.

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Look at you getting all emotionally manipulated by a shitpost, he had a hernia years ago from cumming too much.

Cope, they fuck him for free.
Just look at the shape of his head and his eyes, the other guys are right. He is a Slayer.

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>'avin a cheeky coom

The man is a chad, at least he has the balls to go full bald rather than doing some combover bullshit or paying for a dozen surgeries like the orange fool.

This guy IS the coomer meme, how do these memes keep reflecting real life.

I wonder if she pawns it for drug money the same day she receives it?

How many times a day do you reckon this guy jerks off?

i don't get the full bald look
you're balding, so you're resolution is to become even more bald?
why not go the mad scientist look

I COOMED TOO HARD!

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>coooooooooom on life support

He is extremely High T so probably cooms twice a day and always huge loads.

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If i were to die of cancer i would spend all my money on whores too

The point is it's happening, you can embrace it and accept it or try pathetically to compensate and also telegraph to literally everybody around that you're insecure and are compensating.

this guy was being memed long before the coom boom.

Holy fucking based

>those hands
The dude is definitely a cut above the average crusius-lookalike nofapper.

I mean you look awful either way so yeah, good point.

god damn look at that smug bastard

coompensate lmao
but there is a third option, which is to not care whatsoever

>Being this delusional
The actual state of coomers

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This guy obviously has nothing to lose. Why doesn't he just become a pornstar himself?

>twice a day
haha imagine masturbating that much

someone DM him the link to this thread. i dont have a twitter

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Keep coping but this guy is a Slayer, he goes to a Porn convention and touches more woman with his big manly hands than you and your ancestors combined.

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Why do you redditors ruin everything?

He came(heh) here?

Alix Lynx is obviously his oneitis, but Romi actually reciprocates his attention, including wishing him a happy birthday. He sends Alix gifts and she gives no fucks. He is blinded by a crush while true love is right in front of him.

>doctors tell you that you're dying
>spend what time you have left becoming the COOMking
based

So if hes got the time/energy to go to these conventions and meet these hos, why doesn't he devote it into finding a wife?

Same desu

Looks like Chris Benoit in this pic.

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Why yes, I'm a soiboy, how could you tell?

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Because memes have always dictated reality, not vice versa

He enjoys the single life.
But he would have no problem finding a gf or a wife.
Like said before he is a slayer and could get any woman

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This can't be real.

At least he eats decent

>NOOOO I NEED TO EAT BLUE RARE STEAK OR MY MAN FRIENDS WILL THINK I'M GAY AAAAAHH

coomposters should be thanking this man for saving their meme

>Touches
Literally have sex

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he also retweeted some libtard stuff. almost too perfect.

Does anyone have the twitter for this fat guy who is a Disney employee who just posts and retweets porn.
It was posted in a thread a few days ago it was pretty funny

That's a power meal to help him coom later on.

someone find this guy

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>paying to get a picture with a porn actress
You can't get more beta than this.

As much as I hate to admit it, same. I'm 30 now, I've never had a gf, and it's been years since I was with the only woman I've ever had sex with, and I masturbate once daily. Maybe it's too late for me, but I feel like this has to have been a similar path to how he became who he is and it worries me...

Did he kill Jon Conner and fuck the invisible woman though?
Somebody stole my meme earlier.

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me on the right

name of the girl?

i'm about to date a vegan grill, help me my Yea Forumsros.

The coomer however isnt a pathetic piece of shit. He had more sex with more woman than you can count.
True bug dick chad, a slayer and a real playa.
Stay mad incelfreak, coomer will never be a negative meme.
He will inspire more men to become coomers.

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me in black skin

see you can either be our guy the coomer or the guy on the right

I love how the narrative around this guy changed.
First he was a creepy omega male
now he's a fucking alpha

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How did you guys even find this guy.

CHAD AS FUCK

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Veronica Mosser

thousand coom stare

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>itoddler
post fit

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Thinking about investing in coomcoin.

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This one I'll give you, I bet her dad is bald.

rollin'

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he's paying to be there.. so nah

>dead eyes
>face is full of life
is this what the coomer lifestyle leads to?

this guy is genuinely terrifying

Based

Why does he post this online?

A nice souvenir to remember his trip.

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Checked

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>Porn Actors
>Best at sex
>Actors
Are you legitimately autistic?

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cheggd

how long until Alix Lynx is found dead in this guys trunk?

Look at that subtle off-white COOMdubs. The tasteful thickness of it...

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He actually has nice eyes

t. femanon

I’d say not to worry because you possess a self awareness he doesn’t seem to have, but it’s possible he’s reached a point where he just no longer cares. In any event he looks happy and that probably counts more than anything, so don’t feel too bad.

Benjamin Francoomin

what is going on in that gigantic noggin

today is a good day, blessed thread

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t. female version of this guy

you like getting choked dont you

Dilate

black guy knows he can actually pull and is deeply ashamed at himself for sitting there

This guy is 100% a virgin. No one with a healthy sex life spends time at porn conventions or worships porn stars on social media.

Imagine how many hardcore coomers she's licked all day.

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>paying money to fuck whores
>beta orbiting whores who take miles of dick for a living
>chad

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This woman, unlike many of the others in his pics, does not look happy to be there with him. She looks scared and disgusted.

Can someone fill me in on who this beautiful man is?

Not true, I have a swinger college who travels with his wife to these types of conventions in Germany to fuck.

he probably already has a wife who puts up with his lifestyle

THE coomer

If they can ride a dick well on camera they can ride a dick well off camera too.
most normie girls wouldn't even let you try weird acrobatic positions or stuff like that

The whores love him and he loves the whores. Stay butthurt you jelly nofapper loser.

The guy that was blamed for ape spam a year ago, but now newfags like OP and the newfags that spam "coom" think it's some new epic reddit approved meme

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I swear this to you user, one day soon I’ll record a cover with these lyrics and share it here, you shall not be disappointed.

Go check his twitter yourself, you're full of shit

I wanna know what his friend who takes the pictures looks like

>if you dont fap twice a day you'll get prostate cancer
Wtf bros he did everything right how could this happen?

>Codename 69

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>tfw hour two of nocoom
I'm not gonna make it, bros.

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Well that explains why shitskinwood is leaving up these newfag threads now

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Got 'em twitter.com/jayman079

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He clearly has no friends. He probably just hands his phone off to one of his fellow cumbrains and asks him to take it.

porn stars are repulsive

He might love the whores but the whores do not love him you autistic retard

wheres joe rogan

Is this like ferengi death discs but with a load shot into them?

>most normie girls wouldn't even let you try weird acrobatic positions or stuff like that
Beacuse most acrobatic positions suck, both for the guy and the girl. They do it because of camera angles and that it looks good if you are a degenerate COOOOMER.

These people look genuinely happy, could they have actually transcended and found the true meaning of life?

paying money to fuck a pornstar is still 100 times less pathethic than donating money to e-thots like Belle Delphine and receiving literally nothing

Cherie is best MILF

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what does he do to afford to meet all these whore, is he a wagecuck?

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He works at Target

Based, tell it to these incels

>coomer985

I'm pretty sure he works for a porn company.

Maybe but beta-orbiting normie pornstars is like 100 times more pathetic than beta orbiting an e-thot, which in itself should be punishable by public flogging

source
asking for a friend

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imagine how sticky his phone must be at the end of the day doing that

Wow no wonder he looks like he has cancer. Eat a real man's meal you fucking weirdo cumbrain

fucking based my guy

Aré you stupid? It’s just one guy spamming bad baits about him being alfa, this guy is a complete degenerate with the most sad life ever and is all documented on Instagram and twitter

>Yea Forums will unironically meme this guy so that pornstars would seek to fuck him

Cope more, they absolutely do.
This guy is manly and woman love him.

>has big manly hands
>dresses like a cool dude
>bald but doesnt care
>slayer eyes and manly face
>works out
>has a vast knowledge of pornography, sports and videogames
>touched more tits than you ever will

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I can be your angle.. or yuor devil

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His twitter indicates target

anal full nelson is the most kino sex position

Uh, anons….

>Didn't change the last line
>Worked perfectly
10/10

It's his nephew

twitter.com/jayman079/status/1172309140221452289

thats his nephew

I wish I could fuck a couple of my favorite pornstars like this guy probably has desu. Brandy Talore and Nikki Rhodes would be bucket list tier for me.

>pays women to associate with him
>M-M-MUH MUH THEY LOVE HIM!!!!!
seek sunlight cumbrain

>remy

ok now im jelly

Nice try, Jason.

But thats Riley Reid

>remy

>Yea Forums makes fun of him
>Yea Forums can name every pornstar on command he poses with

>>remy
>ok now im jelly

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>white kid
>somebody else is raising it
incels BTFO

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Not going to lie, I'd actually like to meet Riley Reid. She seems like a very down to Earth and sweet woman.

DUN DUN

>Yea Forums mods meetup

>i have no hand and i must coom

thats not Remy, but he is probably the reason Remy quit the industry.
One night with Coom changed her entire perspective

I guarantee this guy has fucked a sum total of 0 of these pornstars. Hence why he keeps tweeting them constantly like he worships them.

No, he works at target

Now this is late stage cumbrain

>I work there could have saved you 10%
fucking kek

Its his Nephew

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Sure thing touchless incel.
I guarantee you woman love this man, I showed his pictures to my sister and she confirmed that he is handsome.

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close enough

guess im not a based enpugh coomer

Why? You can pay the exact same amount as COOMguy to have your picture with her. If you don't look creepy like he does you can probably pay to fuck her too.

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>2 years of nothing but nonstop daily porn posts
>1 photo of a child
>No mention of it being his son
OMG THAT MUST BE HIS SON

Remember this is NSFW
you can and should

Same here, she has a very bubbly personality, is fun to be around, understands jokes and has a wicked sense of humor.

Sure you did, Jason.

>paid to touch him
>paid to pretend to not be disgusted by him
you realize these whores literally make a living pretending to not be disgusted right? it's the one thing they excel at

Oh shit, look what I found
twitter.com/KhelinaLina/status/1172550468817604608

So this is how he gets the huge loads necessary for his copius coooms

i think it would be neat to meet her irl

realistically it would be awkward and dumb

just looked through his twitter

he's an avengers fan and xbox fan. adding in the porn obsession I can 100% say this man is mentally ill

cancer, unironically

>Same here, she has a very bubbly personality, is fun to be around, understands jokes and has a wicked sense of humor.

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Oh she cute. Name?

yeah, but only if you are the kind of beta orbiter who buys gifts and donates money to a pornstar without reciving anything in return.
if you just decide to hire you favorite pornstar as an escort it's a lot less cringey

>Packers fan
guess packers really do like girls

I think it’s more a case of borderline retarded iq than mental illness

>but only if you are the kind of beta orbiter who buys gifts and donates money to a pornstar without reciving anything in return
That's literally this guy

>>Same here, she has a very bubbly personality, is fun to be around, understands jokes and has a wicked sense of humor.

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incredibly based thread

That's not even the worst of it.

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>BratNasty
She literally eats dude’s buttwholes my guy

I'M GUNNA.... I'M GUNNA... I'M GUNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

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youtu.be/cXxMIOX-qJA

Kenzie Reeves

fucking hell

>Sure thing touchless incel.
>I guarantee you woman love this man, I showed his pictures to my sister and she confirmed that he is handsome.

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Virtue signaling this hard and still get 0 likes or retweets

kek