>makes a living off of shitty movies; doesn't even care
>forces the government to pay for them, no matter how hard they flop
>threatens and physically assaults soiboi journalists who dare to criticize his films
>leaves the CHAD critics alone, because they've earned the right to speak his name
Face it: if one of you became a director, this is ABSOLUTELY how you would spend your career.
Name a more based director
Nolan Davis
Levi Scott
sounds degenerate and disgraceful
Jack Fisher
for once you based also checked
Thomas Campbell
t. soiboi journalist
Benjamin Evans
He's tops in my book, Postal was a decent flick and anyone who kicks the shit out of lowtax is a good guy in my book.
Logan Watson
don't forget him beating the shit out of lowtax.
Angel Wright
Isn't that the Retsupurae guy? How'd he piss Uwe off?
Bentley Gutierrez
He made fun of him and said he could kick his ass. Uwe Boll told him to prove it at some D-list celebrity boxing thing and lowtax got the absolute shit kicked out of him to the point where the ref called the fight. lowtax then said he thought it was a fake fight and wasn't told Uwe Boll was there to throw down for reals.
Liam Bailey
Boll knows boxing.
Christian Roberts
Based boll putting a beating on somethingful troons