>makes a living off of shitty movies; doesn't even care
>forces the government to pay for them, no matter how hard they flop
>threatens and physically assaults soiboi journalists who dare to criticize his films
>leaves the CHAD critics alone, because they've earned the right to speak his name
Face it: if one of you became a director, this is ABSOLUTELY how you would spend your career.
Name a more based director
Nolan Davis
Levi Scott
sounds degenerate and disgraceful
Jack Fisher
for once you based also checked
Thomas Campbell
t. soiboi journalist
Benjamin Evans
He's tops in my book, Postal was a decent flick and anyone who kicks the shit out of lowtax is a good guy in my book.
Logan Watson
don't forget him beating the shit out of lowtax.
Angel Wright
Isn't that the Retsupurae guy? How'd he piss Uwe off?
Bentley Gutierrez
He made fun of him and said he could kick his ass. Uwe Boll told him to prove it at some D-list celebrity boxing thing and lowtax got the absolute shit kicked out of him to the point where the ref called the fight. lowtax then said he thought it was a fake fight and wasn't told Uwe Boll was there to throw down for reals.
Liam Bailey
Boll knows boxing.
Christian Roberts
Based boll putting a beating on somethingful troons
Robert Rodriguez
Go away, kiwinigger. Boll would kick the shit out of your admin even worse.
Benjamin Jones
It was edgecore but I liked his Rampage movie.
Jayden Peterson
You go the fuck away, fucking tranny.
Luis Allen
Lowtax is a cuck but Uwe actually did train for the fights while the other guys were told to just do whatever. If one of them had had good height advantage over Uwe, he'd have been rocked.
Thomas Hill
uwe looks like he can fight
Samuel Gomez
The guy makes complete schlock. And not in a good way, I saw the Postal movie a half a year back and I completely forgot it even existed.
His letterboxd is fun though.
Jason Fisher
I thought rampage was kino, normies think the joker shouldn’t have been made lol
Julian Ramirez
Don't you have upvotes to farm and money to donate to Moon?
Uwe Boll grew up boxing. Dude has experience, but lowtax had youth and just as much time to prepare as he did.
Ryder Kelly
Oh, well that makes sense. I personally don't think beating people up makes your movies any better, but if it's an SAcuck, then he can break their neck in public for all I care. Fuck those hypocrites; I hope hbomberguy's next in line.
Josiah Williams
There was a publicity event where Uwe promised to fight internet trolls talking shit about him. He fought 4 or 5 one after the other and streamed it online. Lowtax was one of them.
Supposedly they were told not to train and they actually didn't, like idiots. Uwe has an amateur boxing background so obviously he beat them all in seconds apiece.
Tyler Johnson
Boll is kind of a wonderful thing in that he represents a harsh reality invading where nerds hide. A beautiful natural bully that loves the idea of hurting people either physically or mocking the stupid ass things they love with awful film.
it's so goddamn funny watching that lowtax guy get real-life punched in the face, not having fun, in pain all while he was giving Boll EXACTLY what he wanted.
Zachary Morris
Responsible for the one and only instance of "fite me irl" actually working.
Eli Edwards
>Supposedly they were told not to train and they actually didn't
LMFAO
BASED
Anthony Taylor
Video game movies should not be taken seriously, and only effeminate gen xers took Boll seriously, like Spoony. The fact that he beat the shit out of Lowtax makes him even more based, goons are all faggots.
John Hughes
The dude has fun making movies and kicked the living shit out of a bunch of dudes ragging on him behind a keyboard. More power to him, especially for being the guy who crippled lowtax.
Michael Perez
There's nothing wrong with making fun of shitty movies. These people deserved it because they're idiots who thought Boll wasn't out for blood. No one forced them to fight; they simply bought into their own undeserved hubris. If they were smart, they'd do what we would do: ignore his invitation altogether, and keep shitting on him from a safe distance.
John Roberts
I was golden gloves, I would've stepped into the ring. I would not have just sat on my ass eating chocolate donuts and drinking beer for months like fucking lowtax, though, because I'm not a fucking retard.
Mason Reyes
Why does he look so unhealthy compared to boll? Especially because I'm sure Boll is 10-20 years older than him.
Brayden Carter
lowtax is a fucking pussy retard
>I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A FAKE FIGHT BAWWW
fucking disgrace
Landon Gray
The fag is a crippled mess now, so he's paying for it.
>tfw you get your ass handed to you so bad by an old man you made fun of on the internet they have to take leg meat and install it in your arms so you can still use them
Feels bad, man.
Liam Morgan
wtf I love Boll now.
Hunter Moore
lmao
Kayden Long
Yeah, welcome to years ago when Yea Forums sang his praises for Postal and put it up there with Mortal Kombat and the Dennis Hopper scenes in Super Mario Bros for "video game movies that are actually fun to watch".