What would you do if you had his powers?

What would you do if you had his powers?

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Jump

Defeat Obi-won for real

penetrate unwilling females

vape on top of the Sphinx

I've not seen it, presumably he's some kind of savant at knitting? I guess I'd start a small business through ebay or something, maybe move up to my own website if the custom was good enough to warrant it.

id jump out of my shits just before I had to shit and leave them floating in the air for a second like whiley coyote running off a cliff. I'd never have to wipe. Change my name to Scott Free.

For me its rape

I don't know save some money on my commute to work.

You thinking of Demolition man

Rape. A whole lot of rape. Like, Hayley Atwell, Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively, Amanda Seyfried, Anna Kendrick, Lake Bell, Kristen Bell, Daddario...so many people, just getting straight-up raped into insanity, for hours or even days after I steal a bunch of Adderall.

Save the world.

Rape and lots of it

From what?

thats not funny man. Did you know that a woman is raped in this country every 12 seconds?


And boy is my dick tired.

Meet all my favourite celebrities and rape a bunch of instawhores live

Idk probably just be depressed around the world
There's no reason I'd be abld to pick up chicks

They sound a lit like 'juice' when pluralized.

The NWO.

kek

Fpbp

Movie would be called raper instead of jumper

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impregnate every single women in the world

this

Get rich

the 20 yo jumper

See exotic Places. Meeting interesting and stimulating people of different cultures... and rape them.

kek

literally and unironically came here to post this

that girl in the sweater was cute when he sees her for the first time since they were kids

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How many people here actually remember that you had to have physically been at a place or it needed to be in line of sight for you to "jump" there?

How many people have seen Impulse?

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just bounce from empty mansion to empty mansion while their rich owners were away. wouldn't trash the place or anything, i'd just consider it mine.

As a man of culture I would engage mostly in rape

cringe

>have physically been at a place
Didn't he just needed a photo of a place? Its like a decade since i saw this movie

He just needed a photo.

No, he had photo's of places he'd been to help him visualize there location for return jumps.

i like when he queef bamphs samual l jackson right into a sharks mouth at the end.

I think thats what happened.

Assassinate a lot of powerful juice

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He could also jump to places he hadn't been by following the rift another jumper left behind.

Traffic drugs, party.

Jump back in time

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False. He could get to places he had never been. Like high up canyons and shit

I would use my powers to teleport to america, buy tech and sell at 2x the value in my country. It's still cheaper than what we pay anyway

Line of sight or he was following the other jumper.

I would shitpost on Yea Forums and teleport myself to the fridge.

Basically do what he did in the movie. Didn't he have a comfy apartment with a closet full of stolen money?

came in to say this

he stole money but also stole anything he needed, so he mostly seemed to have the money for shit like rent

he never opened the door to his giant penthouse apartment, and just jumped away from it, so nobody knew where he lived or anything

Probably go to Japan and buy some toys

The fear and paranoia of somebody noticing it also having this ability would eventually make me insane.

mass rape

that sounds like fun

Which is kino, btw.

>scene where he is given rat burger, much to his surprise
>next scene has him follow through and actually finish the burger

It's the little things that make a kino for me

I’d teleport myself onto unsuspecting cocks, probably. Idk why I’m so attracted to Pewdiepie but I’d start with him, in the middle of a live stream.

That's nightcrawler rules. Completely different character. Trust me legal team, Jumper is way less interesting and very different.