This show is good, Uhtred is based
Thoughts?
This show is good, Uhtred is based
I watched season one and it was binge-worthy. Not great great, but definitely entertaining. The dude has some pretty crazy adventures. He's kind of like a Ronin, a mercenary, which is cool. Would recommend.
1st season was good, like Vikings but another direction. 2 and 3 are alright, but everybody important has plot armor, especially Uhtred who is basically infallible.
> I am Uthred of Bebbanburg. And destiny calls
C R I N G E
Nordcuck and bong history isn't interesting in the slightest, I wish they would stop trying to make it a thing.
But the cringe is based isn't it
Salty pasta there, mehmet. How does it feel when people can't tell the difference between you, and poo tier shitskins?
Lol cope Sven
In a camp sort of way i guess. Atleast the characters are better then in that cringefest, vikings.
How are you gonna reach my neck? You can still afford stilts down there?
Lol settle down, manlet
Uhtred was a fucking faggot. Show should've been about based Alfred
last kingdom is the only good thing on netflix
Skade or Alfred's Aethelfled?
>flirts with the king's daughter on the day of her wedding and in front of her cunt husband
nah, he's based
will Ravn come back?
>knew her when she was a baby
>flirts with her at her wedding
>based
Where are people watching season 3? It's not on netflix and google isn't helping
show is crap first season is half decent but everything has to be cheesy and the amount of waifus he consumes is too high
on netflix
>the amount of waifus he consumes is too high
And what of good Beocca?
>English Viking
lol yeah ok
>Everyone in the first four rows form the shield wall and then push against them
>no no you guys six deep behind don't flank them or anything just stay where you are
Beocca doesn't give a fuck. It's medieval England and people are being burned at the stake and shit, but there you have Beocca just slaying poon and getting wasted with vikings. He just walks into Wessex and becomes best buds with fucking Alfred the great, becoming a trusted advisor after a day or some shit.
I dont know if he's the shittiest character on the show, or the most based character on /tv
This
But unironically
iseult is best waifu tho
>This show is good
It's true.
For me it's his first wife
>mfw leofric and clapa
bump for Bebbanburg'ed babes
Season 4 soon.
Also this
This woman is so fucking beautiful.
Never watched an episode. What are some essential shows that have an interesting perspective on Christianity despite being pure pulp?
Seventh heaven
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absolute chad
reminder that clapa was too based for this world
He died so we can live.
>tfw no irish sidekick gf ;_;
iseult all the way
Magnus is looking lean in this show
The helmets in the show are so fucking stupid.
every two episodes he's banging a new one and the other conviently dies fuck that noise
last time for this now it will most likely be a white princess with a black love partner
it's true. but delet.
what did user mean by this?
what's that armor called? LOL
When does the new season premiere?
I dunno man, it was the viking ages, people died all the time. Doesn't seem that far out of the ordinary for him to get new girls. Guy was rich
Also söy
better than a nigger
More like Mary SUEtred.
For me, it's Hild.
>"And this is my son's room-"
i love how her and uthrede are bff's
>richest viking fights in a t-shirt and leather vest
Is this based, or retarded?
>not you, clapa. you're dead.
based chad
She looks like mr. Bean here
It's much better than Vikings
Rip rognorsonny
that gave me a sad smile when he did that. clapa and leofric were my favorite guys
>youtube.com
My body is ready.
I can't decide if I like Last Kingdom or Vikings better, but I don't get what the plot is for Vikings. in last kingdom Uhtred's ultimate goal is to overthrow his uncle and take back the lands that are rightfully his, but in vikings they're just vikings that go raid other countries and stuff happens.
Vikings died for me after SPOILER died. Last kingdom is alright so far but you can only have a show on Netflix for so long before (((they))) get a hand in it
I was sad he didn't go with the edgy gf, she made my dick really hard.
Attractive, intelligent, and passionate. A history buff to boot. Sue is unironically my dream girl.
Anyone find the time-skips really bizarre? I know it's hard to avoid since it's based on books, but it's been like 15-20 years and all the characters look the same except Uhtred got that faggy haircut. Every time there was a time skip I would get really confused about who the characters were. Alfred's son going from a baby to a teenager really threw me off and I kept doubting it was the same character.
He just kept upgrading his girlfriends, but I guess Iseult, Gisela and Skade are kind of tied for me.
>Beocca just slaying poon and getting wasted with vikings.
Is that right? In the novel series he's an awkward constantly shivering with palsy stammerer.
why are you faggots always nitpicking armor and shit? what do you know, are you some pretentious history buffs? unironically just turn your brain off bro
>in the novels
lol what. we are talking about tv shows here, nerd. gtfo
What do you expect them to do, kill off their main character? This isn't game of thrones where no one is safe.
I think my favorite moment is when WEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHGAAAGHHHHHHAAEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAHAHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHYYYYYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHEAHHHHYYYYYYY
The armorer for last kingdom literally does authentic historic recreations and various meme tests (eg longbow vs plate) on his youtube channel. They're costumes bud, you're paying for an actors face so you're going to see ahistoric designs so you can see their face.
>start reading the books
>read in the voice of the actors
GODDAMN i like it
yeah fresh toptier pussy was always around in vikings time and they totally love a manlet with girly hair go project your existence somewhere else
ok
Nah
it sucks
pure saxon kino
rutger hauer is literally dead
>brown eyes
So close
He looks like a huge fagggot
i bet Hild gives rigorous handjobs
no body mentions the fekin name?
whats the shit called?
in the show he's got characteristics from Father Pyrlig (who wasn't backward in his appreciation of women) and Father Willibald (who likes a fight) as well
Can't get thru the first ep it's so boring, the chars are bland idk
Literally all of the left belongs to Sumeria and Egypt.
The Meds stole that.
Europeans created nothing. .
I'm so fucking mad she got replaced and some pajeet got cast as Yennefer in the Witcher and not her
user already said he was based, you don't need to make it even more clear
>self insert Gary Stu MC
>based
she got replaced?
>mfw
>gary stu
Ultred get rekt through the entire series, he can't ever be fully lucky. The only world breaking stuff, is that he is too good of a fighter for not much reason, he simply don't lose.
Of course, most of the times he gets ass ravaged because he can't play along, so is mostly his fault. Specially in S1.
i shit on ur waifu
>gets all the women just by smiling
>tactical genius for using shiedwall
>wins fights against ultra chads twice his size with ease
>n-not gary stu!!
>are you some pretentious history buffs?
Yes. Go be a brainlet somewhere else lmao
You forgot to say he gets played and fooled by literally everyone around him, some of them multiple times.
that only happens in season one which is the most bareable i like the viking stuff in the other seasons aslong as uthred is not around
>leather bracers
D R O P P E D
>noooo the main character can't have lots of women! It's unrealistic!
>I wish i had a woman...
>mfw when mc is a mega sexual chad
>manlet with female hair getting all the best pre mediaval pussy
>so relatable
>dude what if my self-insert was responsible for all of Alfred the Great's victories
>season 3 produced by netflix
>no poc actor/actress
i hope in season 4 netflix still dont force diversity this show
Kek. Get cucked Alfred
What the hell is he wearing? Costume departments in these shows are so retarded.
Why is she such a cunt? And why couldn't Alfred get a better waifu?
based.
based
Adulthood is realizing she's based
>leather armor
>desaturated colors
>tiny kid's halloween helmets
>uncovered shields
If one of these shows embraced colors and actual historical clothing and armor it would really set it apart from the masses.
How do I get a Brida gf bros?
>not wanting uthred to dig some oil
it's not like the show os realistic anyways
uhtred will coom in her
Based
>thinking this is söy
it's coom amirite coombro
>thinking it isn't
it's basicly medieval capeshit with uthred being some clone between james bond and thor
Mfw when i watched 4 seasons of vikings thinking it was going somewhere. The story became became a mess after the Paris arc, ending with Rollo being made Ceasar or some retarded shit. I dropped the show when they itroduced Ragnars sons as adults, and i understood that the show was going to be about them now
>with uthred being some clone between james bond and thor
and that's a good thing. it's a show women can't understand.
>women don't understand basic bitch chads
how to spot sòytoddlers
>how girls look at chads
>how girls looks at me
Her theory is legit retarded though. You can tell she's never been in viking gear and is basing her assumptions on movie imagery.
L O N D O N.
>mmmmmhhhh!! mmmmmmhhh. mhhhhh!!
what's the correct move here?
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
Literally, unironically, based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
based skadepepe
uhtred gets more likable in the 2nd half of the 2nd season and throughout the 3rd, BUUUUUT he is by far the worst actor in the show, especially when he has to stand next to alfred or beocca. alfred is probably one of my favorite portrayals of an english king in film, dude knows how to act power, not in that megalomaniacal "i'm a madman bent on taking over the world" type of thing like so many often fall into, but the type that the character knows he's king, knows he's the final word, like the scene during the ambush next to his son, teaching him how to lead
God damn Sean Bean is a handsome man
Me on the left.
don't bully skade!
>os
operating system ?
wonder if she's a swimmer
fill her with stronk saxon seed
>mfw bastard heathen danes
DAMN DUDE
I wonder if they fucked her neck hole
Not as good as the books. But it is watchable, unlike Sharpe.
How do I get a qtgf like Aethelfled?
She looks like mr.bean's girlfriend. CUTE
No persil or fancy washing in those days, user. Anything colourful they had would fade in weeks, even the nobles' extra-fancy stuff they only brought out on special occasions. No proper colour-fixing chemicals and so forth. Wasn't quite as colourful as all those kiddie-level books about the medieval ages would have you think.
the books were shit.
The actress' name is literally Loch Ness
Have to agree with this post. Viking history is just mind-numbingly boring. A bunch of nigger-tier whites go around and pillage temples and kill innocent, defenseless people. Lawl.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AETHELFLAED SO MUCH
Of course, user. We'll accept your pop-historical take on this as opposed to Sue who lives, works and breathes this stuff day in, day out. She handles those saxy swords so well.