Okay, how the FUCK do I get a girlfriend/girl to accompany me to see Joker within a week of its premier...

Okay, how the FUCK do I get a girlfriend/girl to accompany me to see Joker within a week of its premier? The only girls in my life are the ones in my community college classes, and if I get rejected, I don't want to have to see them everyday. I don't even want a gf, I just want someone to see kino with so I don't go alone, and I don't have any friends, so I figure getting a gf would be a quick easy way.
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going to see the joker first week with a girl? why? you want her to get gang raped then gunned down by polcels?

If you go alone the shooter will spare you.

I don't want to go alone though. I've never gone to a movie alone, but I really want to see this one ASAP.

I started going to movies alone, it's not as bad as you think. Just do it user. No girl wants to see the joker anyway

my local cinema has a no singles policy

Is this a real thing please im not a new fag I just need to know if this is a real thing do Americans actually have this

Yes

Thank makes me sad

I mean, I wish I had decent advice for you. I'm an autistic gamer who works at a steel mill, has almost no to very few friends. I have a girlfriend I see regularly and we watched the trailers together, we both want to see it. She's a bit autistic like me though and doesn't want to go opening weekend because of too many damn people. Also she realizes this movie attracts incels and gamers so she doesn't want to get shot. Just ask a few girls if they'd want to see it together, if you get rejected, well it sucks but look at it this way man. Once upon a time, not too long ago I was like you. I would watch kino alone in my living room, with surround sound on my nice tv, and I'd enjoy the movie but not enjoy the loneliness. Once you get a girlfriend who can actually enjoy good films with you, you'll be able to rewatch some of your favourite movies with her, and the experience will feel a lot more special because you got to share that kino with someone you care for. Good luck man.

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>community college

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is that zelda williams? good god the princess is stacked

I go to movies alone, all the time. I prefer it actually. It's not that bad.

Simple.

Step 1 - preparation.

You better start talking to her and getting to know her before you ask, if not, you will get shot down.

You will also need to see green flags here and no red flags, you can't plan this.

So be on the lookout. Proceed only if she's into you. If not, find another girl. Rinse/repeat. Start now. Become a social butterfly so as not to arouse suspicions of "that weird guy"

Step 2 - Ask her, just fucking do it.

"Hey, so.. I was thinking if you wanted, we could maybe go catch a movie sometime later. Maybe INSERT OCT 4 @ X time..." ."Not sure what movie but we'll figure something out" (a lie)

Step 3 - Follow through.

If she's into you, and you did step 1 and 2 right.. there's about a 90% chance she'll say yes.

Now just go see the movie. This won't be a movie where you can kiss her, hold her etc.. so don't try or you'll get shot down.

I'd recommend you take her to a shitty horror movie though if you want to do that.

A real Chad ThunderCock wouldn't mind going to the movies by himself.

>he doesn’t know Abby

>Also she realizes this movie attracts incels and gamers so she doesn't want to get shot

Not sure why but this is too damn funny, the way you put it lmaoo. Brutal.

Jesus, the tits on this jew-cow.

This gif is really gay. That open mouth and slut look. What the fuck is this homo shit?

want to fucking fuck those milkers seriously I wanna squeeze those big soft tits together and fuck the living shit out of them. My diamond hard cock slipping in and out of the soft wet skin. Pulsing and pumping with every thrust. FUCK LET ME FUCK THOSE BIG JUICY MILKERS!!! I wanna suck on the tits and pinch them and run my hand and face all over those boobs Just lick them and suck them until I cum hands free and they're covered in teeth marks and hickeys. FUUUUUCK I just want to grab them and suck on them and titty fuck them until I cum on her face and chest and nipples and all over her stomach. GODDAMMED why are those tits so enticing I want. THOSE. MILKERS. AAAAAAAAAAHH let me touch them!!!

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OK I'm not even making this up, I wish I was. She actually did want to see it opening weekend, and then as a joke I showed her this image. She didn't even laugh, she just said, "Yeah... I don't think I want to see this movie anymore." Eventually I managed to convince her to still see it with me, she just doesn't want to see it opening weekend. I really hope there are no news stories of people getting shot over this movie or else maybe it will make her not want to see it at all.

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>What the fuck is this homo shit
exactly that
this movie is engineered anti-white propaganda made for homosexuals and numales
you'll be seeing tons of gifs, webms, clips, etc of his little homo dances once the screener comes out

>*runs towards you withdrawing what looks like a list of the religious backgrounds of every head of the Federal Reserve in history*
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sure beats going with your stupid vegan yoga gf who takes 5 hours to get ready then decides she doesn't want to go

It would be unwise to flee.
I would listen patiently until my turn to speak, at which point asking him if he is familiar with the Reptilians in the Vatican.

oh I know, I’m not gonna convince my friends not to go see it, but I’ll tell them how gay it is and how it’s antifaggot propaganda
That gif was extremely gay