Oh wait, don't tell me, Sir. An extra large bucket of popcorn, a 64 oz soda, and one ticket for the Joker...

Robert, I notice your hand is significantly smaller and squashed in appearance. Are you all right?

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64oz popcorn oil actually Rovert

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>what? me? id never say that
>i promise i'm not using that word Robert plea-
>a jungle what? i've never even heard of that one Robert, I.. I ha.. im sorry im in a hurry ill see you later robert gotta go

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If you think about calling him the n word, will he send you to the cornfield?
Though I guess it'd be the cotton field :^)

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What are the dispensers like in australia? Can you fit your head under them?

BASED

R-Robert you're forehead! It's moving!

you can technically put your face below it but due to gravity the butter flows towards the ceiling (Australia is in southern hemisphere) so you have to put your face on top of it (from the American perspective but below it for Australians). So yes to your question.

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checked

Cheers user I love hearing about other countries' complementary foodstuffs dispensed by pump or tap.

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wasted

I used to get popcorn at the theater, but that shit would get stuck in my intestines and cause pain, and in most cases would also give me the sharts. It's not worth sitting in the restroom for half an hour or longer during the third act of the movie for 10 bucks of overpriced oversalted overbuttered junk "food".

WHERE
ARE
THE CRABLEGS!!!

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the chili/cheese fountains are a pain in the ass to maintain but it's an american tradition

americans are fat lol. they drink butter and cry in bed

We have similar machines here in the UK for Branston Pickle and Worcester Sauce. I can't imagine getting cheese out of a nozzle like that though. Is it liquid?

epic get lol

never had nacho cheese?

fat americans drink it but the women there look better than in britain. you have the wolds most ugly women

Does P=NP, Professor?

That's the goblin underclass. They subsist on Greggs, fags and cans of export.

Yeah, it’s a liquid “cheese sauce” made with prices cheese and hydrogenated basedbean oil. Absolutely foul shit.

Robert, you know I only snack on peanut M&Ms

Hell, if that's what it takes to make Robert happy, I say hang them all

it's a shitshow. London has like 20 nice girls total. gross

CONTAINS SOI

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Lol, yeah. And brits only import uggos too. no nice indians.

64 ounce bucket of peanut m&ms

my theater only sells upto 44oz sodas

no

>Absolutely foul shit.
go to a football or baseball game you faggot, not sure if they serve avacado toast at the middle school gymnastic competitions you go to you pedo

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You would know bitch tits

and dont forget a family bag of red twizzlers u dumb coon

>red
>not black

Just the kernels and a hotdog. No bun, please.

please stop forcing this shitty meme

this one escaped the manlet pit

lal

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Lol i just saw this on r/robert

kek

Tell me this isn't an actual thing

Hahah yeah well you should go back

>not buying the xl popcorn that can be refilled and a small soda that you refill at the self service machines
>then also ask for a water cup, fill it up with soda from your cup and give it to your +1

It's like you don't know how to drive Chinese owned theaters into bankruptcy

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that's at a gas station. Movie theaters have become crazy jewy with the cheese on your nachos and now give you one tiny little 4oz cup that is sealed and looks like a yogurt cup.

Back in the day the stoner kid would fill the cup in the nacho tray then just load the whole top up with xtra cheese and jalapenos. God bless the stoner kids who work at the theater.

I really wish theaters would sell whole fucking platters full of nachos with all sorts of chili and cheese plopped on top like in restaurants. I always have dreams about that and going to a theater to get some, it's so fucking awesome.

haha , as an australian i can say that i dont drink butter, only cry in bed

mutts btfo :)

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