Do any of you review kinos daily? Pic related has reviewed over 9000 movies and counting

how the fuck did you manage to find stuff about this guy from one low quality picture

who is he posing in this photo for?
Is he going to share it with his friends and family or does he just keep an album of them for himself?

twitter.com/jayman079/status/1171883904602710016
What was he doing?

OP is one of the asian incels in the photo

I've especially enjoyed his submissions regarding the American-style art of "cooming" as they call it.

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Movies where the joke character gets unexpected development?

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jesus christ

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>tfw too intelligent to think about anything other than COOOOMING

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Leave him alone, man's got cancer

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never doubt user's ability to create miracles due to boredom, it's how the meme factory works.

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>gets poker chips of photos of himself and pornstars made
I think this guy may legitimately have mental problems

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HOW

GIVE US THE NAME

Damn, that dome be shinin'

>9,411 Reviews

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you sound like some kekistani faggot

imdb.com/review/rw5114181/?ref_=ur_urv

This modernized Victorian Era-style porn from France is a good example of how mainstream filmmakers can address erotic cinema, in this case softcore porn (very soft -no frontal nudity), with a style and joie de vivre that is sorely lacking from the current gonzo sensibility.

This filmmaker would several years later succumb to grinding out hardcore trash, when the market in France opened to same, but along with other classy titles in his career like "Dossier Prostitution".

But here he is in his element, injecting welcome humor into a traditional jail-bait genre, where four beautiful young girls living with a pair of equally beautiful mature lady aristocrats, have hijinks in coming of age story fashion.

Main comic relief is afforded by an oversexed doctor whose house calls are so frequent that everyone knows something is up. An aphorisiac sex potion conjured up by the family's loyal Black maid (a character treated with welcome respect here) keeps him ready to perform at a moment's notice.

French fluff like this is taken for granted, but a great deal of craftsmanship went into this picture, loaded with production value sadly absent from erotic epics since. Roy's ability to create interesting characters while never lapsing into pretentiousness or even seriousness is to be lauded, for after all, escapism is the goal.

HERE IS HIS TWITTER.

twitter.com/jayman079

Are we positive it's him?

this is the guy telling you no-fap is a meme

some say he was formed in one of mindgeeks labs

Looks like the creepy guy from sin city.

>0 out of 0 found this helpful

shameful

imdb.com/review/rw5101904/?ref_=ur_urv
While not overly insulting to trans-female performers, this TransErotica collection of vignette porn doesn't keep up with the times, now that this once niche genre has become mainstream (with even porn's most-awarded filmmaker Brad Armstrong featuring the girls in a couple of his recent releases alongside Jessica Drake and other top stars).

So we even get an old-time stroker segment listed as a Bonus, with Kylie Maria doing solo masturbation for the fans.

A cis-female Lindsey Love (not the old Vivid star of twins porn fame) makes the scene in a relatively bizarre segment taking place in a moving bus, where she penetrates TS superstar Natalie Mars's posterior with ever larger dildos, making for some wide-diameter gaping visuals.

The absence of any male studs (generally recruited from the ranks of Gay Porn performers) gives this underwhelming video crossover potential.

>he's literally trying to have friendships with pornstars he goes back to see once per year at an Expo

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>and what I was cooming to

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>do nofap
>sexual thoughts don't stop
>a month later I have a cuckoldry fetish and I can't stop beating off to my waifu getting fucked by other men

T-Thanks nofap

>furiously masturbating

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>My Girlfriend's Mother 10 (2016 Video)
>Contrived but highly effective variation on a theme

>Putting the audience a step ahead (in terms of information) of the characters is a useful narrative device, used well in this 10th edition of Sweet Sinner's popular series about sexual poaching. Writers Melissa Monet and James Avalon know what they're doing.

>It becomes clear early on that the chance meeting of joggers Seth Gamble and MILF Ariella Ferrera will lead to sexual fireworks, and the fun of the DVD is getting to that foregone conclusion.

>We're introduced to Seth's girlfriend Adriana Chechik as Seth pops the question, giving her an engagement ring and earning not just "Yes!" but a hot sex scene to boot. Given that Sweet Sinner is dedicated to naturalistic sex rather than hokey playing to the camera, Chechik avoids her squirting gimmick entirely.

>Ferrera is in an unhappy marriage to Steven St. Croix. convincing in one of his least sympathetic roles. He is short with Ferrera, barely even civil, and is cheating with lovely Anastasia Rose on the side. Rose is an appealing performer, but her career has amounted to little more than fetish video assignments to date.

>Chechik invites Seth to dinner to meet her parents, but Steven, found out by wife Ariella for cheating, is on the outs and doesn't show up. That leaves just the three of them to dine, with Avalon carefully delaying the moment of truth when Seth and Ferrera discover their flirtation after jogging is trouble. Chechik storms off angrily, leaving the duo with egg on their faces, but since this is a porn movie they manage to segue to hot sex together as an open-ended solution to the dilemma. One wonders what Chechik will do next, but once the final money shot has been delivered on AF's belly, the story ends, as usual.

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Damn this guy is actually based.

wow epic thread, Yea Forumsro

Nine years old with a Playboy?

He was hospitalized for lack of fluids due to his cooming and as you can see from the photo he's cooming right in the hospital bed.

>or
lmaooooooo

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i love watching new memes slowly get fleshed out

pipe down, this is interesting

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Uh you don't get to bring friends

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how did this happen?

this is actually kind of sad. he probably has an incredible mental problem, but appears functional enough to not draw attention for help. with how much he cooms he should be in an insane asylum

he also reviews non-porn movies and tv series and fucking Joni Mitchell's concerts

This is the guy commenting on pornhub in response to “who wants to have some fun”

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what a chad

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She is only thinly veiling how repulsed she is and he could care less. BASED!

Is he the new face of the cooming meme ?

>says goodnight to pornstar
>wakes up the next day
>says goodmorning to pornstar
twitter.com/search?q=from:@jayman079 good morning&src=typd

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he actually looks like a wojak already

Ok, it's 100% the Coomer.

twitter.com/jayman079/status/1089323369500106752

Here is a tweet of him at the expo wearing the exact same outfit as appears in the infamous Blacked picture.

OP, I am curious how the fuck you managed to find this guy off just 1 picture? Do you know him personally?

Also, SOMEBODY TWEET AT THE COOMER AND INFORM HIM HE IS A MEME ON Yea Forums

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alright now I just feel bad for him

I thought she fucking died

He reviewed 22 porn movies on Sep 10. How much coom does one man have?

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the BLACKED booth picture predates the meme

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xDD

Do you get to fuck the pornstars at those conventions?

Wtf ariana got bogged?

>before 9/11
N-NANI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GONNA
FUCKING

If you pay them, yeah.

He had to work on his backlog a bit since it's disrespectful to coom on 9/11.

>SOMEBODY TWEET AT THE COOMER AND INFORM HIM HE IS A MEME ON Yea Forums
kys dude

>literally says goodnight and good morning to Alix Lynx hundreds of times
>no response to any of them

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we need a 30 year old coomer meme

this guy should become a pornstar
he has a lot of coom to give
btw he kinda looks like an uglier version of the Brazzers bald guy

it's sad more than anything
the guy clearly has a problem

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jesus he even reviews gay porn

Coming Out (2017 Video)
Not bad, on a still topical subject
10 September 2019
I'm not sure if Nica Noelle has been pink-slipped at her ground-breaking Gay label Icon Male, but this older title lives up to her sincerity when creating boy/boy stories.

It concerns Brandon Wilde having come out of the closet to his sympathetic mom (a plain-looking character actress who does a good job here but gets zero screen credit for a NonSex role), but is then seduced by her predatory boyfriend. Nick Sterling underplays in the bad guy role.

Central theme concerns Brandon being visited by his childhood chum Justin, played by handsome Vadim Blair, who feels a bit betrayed (and bewildered) when he finds out that his pal has gone gay. Not to worry, the fans are well aware that Justin will soon be out of the closet himself, with a vengeance.

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If you're cute

This is your future, cumbrians
Start nofap tonight, save your life

b-but why

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>All of my friends are laughing with me just out of frame.

imdb.com/review/rw5112417/?ref_=ur_urv
She's certainly big - 10 September 2019
>I don't know where veteran Adult actress Alura Jenson fits in porn's pecking order, but she sure is big physically. "Dark Side" used to be porno code for kinky or dirty content, but now merely means interracial sex with BBC's, and that's what these six randomly chosen Jenson vignettes deliver.

>A would-be classic encounter with Mandingo and Piper Perri is worth seeing but doesn't live up to its potential. It's one of those annoying "mommy and me" episodes, in which Jenson tutors her young daughter Perri in the art of servicing Fred's huge black dick, but no sparks are generated. And the absence of lesbian sex is a bummer in this incest-teaser.

>She does get down with fellow big-boober Dee Williams, in a classroom scene where they service a young black stud. Foot-fetish action is well-delivered in Alura's encounter with Brian Pumper.

>For a bit more kink, she has a glory hole scene plus a gang-bang. What's missing is some transsexual action, as Jenson was among the first porn star cis-females to join the trend of sex with trans-females on screen.

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holy fuck how did you guys find him?

he looks so happy brehs

Neither of you have any indication he didn't have a party to go to

jesus christ what is this guy's day job?

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this guy is a legit porn enthusiast.
he has probably spent a lot of money hiring many of those pornstar for their escorting services, so they probably know him

That looks nothing like Madison. Da fuck happened?

This dude cosplaying Johnny Sins?

This is true meme evolution. It's so dense.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>day job
twitter.com/jayman079/status/1167121000066179072

How do I smell this girl's ass?

he's the Pauline Kael of porn reviewers. ngl i'm sorta impressed

>literally goes to porn expos yearly to take pictures with the girls
>will go back to the same pornstar 4 days in a row to take pictures each time
>gets his photos made into poker chips as souvenirs
>says good morning and goodnight to pornstars daily with no response
>has made 9,411 porn reviews on IMDB, with 0 out of 0 users finding any of them helpful
this guy is the ultimate coomer, his brain is forever fried.

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he probably saw him and thought "fuck, so cool, i wanna be like that" and you can see the result

>enthusiast

This is basically addiction. Watching porn isn't a hobby yet he somehow made it one.

Daddy coomer and Coomer Junior

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ahhh the night shift
so he probably just watches porn on his phone for 80% of his shift

You underestimate my intricate categorization and organization of h

I hope some Yea Forums user makes the docudrama after this guy starts serial killing whores

What's a healthy amount of masturbation? 3 times a week? Help me bros I don't want to become a coomer

What's his endgame?

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my reality has been shattered

Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics.

i need to coom to fall asleep
am i a coomer?

12-18 months before he's on the news for dragging one of these porn whores into the woods and chainsawing them to pieces

i think this guy is kinda based, he looks happy in all the pictures
he have money to spend in things he like and is not asmed of what people would think about him

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that would be a shame, now that she's started to become a serious anal performer

Bless this thread, and bless based Jason.

Provide the tweet, now

>not ashamed of what people would think about him
when did this become a desirable quality?

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kek

cooming yourself to sleep is the most natural thing in the world, if you're not staring into a bright screen for it

You fucks are actually making this guy endearing to me.
I wish him well in his life.
Based coomer.

LOL

how can he be an autist cumbrain and have a family? maybe he doesn't jerk off to this shit and watches them like actual movies. Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights would love this guy

Alix Lynx is the one he tweets at daily. She needs protection.

right around '97 when the whole goth thing really kicked off in highschools. The hilarity is that with social credit scores being the future, what people think about you will literally effect if you can eat or not.

if you coom as much as he does, you're statistically likely to hit a vagina at some point

for all the smut he consumes and reviews, his taste in porn is horrible. Mainstream porn sucks. 99.9% of what's produced is just rubbish.

"Daddy, can be play now?"

"In a little while, after daddy is done reviewing his "films" in his den"

>What's missing is some transsexual action

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Only masturbate when you feel the urge, not for a dopamine rush/out of boredom. Don't watch porn.

Never. To fap means to forgo your seed, your masculine essence and energy. You will inevitably be like Coomer should you fap continuously. Don't ever fap, your body will release tiny amounts of your seed naturally in your sleep via wet dreams.

Maybe he likes porn because sex is the one thing you can't really fake
He's probably also a secret fan of snuff films

He has a serious problem. Its sad actually

this dude should join christian and that dude who looks like rio ferdinand and fuck all of the trannies

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>i can be your angle.. or yuor devil

no fucking way

I do it once a day for the most part. Sometimes I'll go a day or two without it if I'm busy/to recharge. I'm 30 now and used to be able to easily 2+ times a day, but now that isn't usually very satisfying because my recovery time is increasing with age.

reply to my post

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i'm certain that bald coomando cooms into a singular puddle in his room
that puddle grew into that boy over time
once the coomer retires and completely burns out his dopamine receptors, that boy will take the mantle of apex coomer

Son did I ever tell you about Darth Coomer the wise?

How low in life do you have to be for one of your friends to set you up with a guy whose entire life is dedicated to masturbating to porn.

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proof it's his?

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I liked it better when we didn't know who this guy was, he was like some mysterious demon that emerged from the depths of the coom realm. Now he just seems like a regular dude who happens to go to porn conventions

he is not a regular dude

>Its a Mulder vs Eugene Cooms episode

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twitter.com/jayman079/status/947293065106087936

Normal people do not review over 9000 porn films, dude. Normal people do not "please respond" porn stars on social media.

*starts off new year by cooming*

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>normal dude

why does he post all this stuff only for no one to ever respond or like it?

>little buddy

Probably just his nephew or a friend's kid then.

RACISM, SOCIALISM, SCHOOL SHOOTINGS...
I JUST WANT TO COOM FOR GODS SAKES

Has he taken the JAVpill yet?

Okay not regular, but the mystery is gone

I used to think my live was a tragedy. Now I realize that it's a coomedy.

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this shit only makes him more intriguing

not the one on the right wearing the FAG hat?

I have never gone out on New Year's Eve before. Every year I drink some champagne alone and fap. I never realized how doomed I am until this moment...

FALSE ALARM

It was is nephew

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You all laugh at this coomlord, but many of you are on the path he made. Repent and stop watching porn or this is your fate.

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holy shit what a guy. i'm imagining him springing out of bed naked like TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR COOMING and sliding down the stairs into his throne while death grip machine gun fapping a red semi-chub with his muscular left arm

What a pathetic life.

WE AT WAR WITH RACISM

PORN ADDICTION

TERRORISM

kek

>Do you like My Girlfriend's Mother 10? Putting the audience a step ahead (in terms of information) of the characters is a useful narrative device, used well in this 10th edition of Sweet Sinner's popular series about sexual poaching. Writers Melissa Monet and James Avalon know what they're doing.

Coom overdose.

I don't feel comfortable in this thread

Everything is not black and white. That is what you cunts don't get.

yeah it's ALL fun and games until he's pictured in a blurry home video sawing Alix Lynx's head off and fucking the neck hole while screaming the alphabet backwards

any of you autists started tweeting coom memes at him yet?

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We need to get this guy a gf

Thank you Yea Forums. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

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i figured, still more than i expected for this gentleman

It's some random IMDb profile not him

damn bros maybe collecting porn for years wasn't a good use of time

>947293065106087936
to please us

at least he's on first name basis with some of them

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>okay Bobby, get ready uncle Jason is coming over
>Aww but mom, Uncle J smells funny and he's always showing me pictures of all his Vegas girlfriends

Nah, leave the guy alone. He is harmless

they are pornstars, and it's a well-known fact that 99% of pornstars also escort on the side.
they are usually a lot pricier than an equally attractive no-name escort, but if you have the money, sure, they would fuck you.

anyone remember the documentary or youtube skit (don't remember which) where a guy is addicted to porn and he gets really pissy
i know its vague lel

>first name basis
>his first name is his username
nice try Jason

I disagree. The truth has only deepened the mystery. What happened in his life that made him this way? Why has he written in-depth reviews for thousands of porn films? He is an enigma.

>defensive coombrain defending his messiah
fascinating

thanks for cooming jason

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BUT MOST OF ALL

WE AT WAR WITH OUR COOM

Its too coom to be true..

Scared Potter?

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what a chad

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I bet this guy doesn't even have a pregame. He just gets up and goes straight to the opening.

we gotta get pewdiepie to make an episode on this guy

Honestly, I don't know if you're being a faggot but I feel weirdly honored to know who this guy is. Its like finding out a violin maestro was a freakish looking bald freak from south Iowa. He's the greatest by far reviewer and aficionado of porn alive.

>weakness is coom clogged in the body

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Most people who are great and change the world don't care what others think of them, they just expect them to follow.
The problem is most people aren't great and when they don't care about what other people think of them they just develop mental illnesses.

I audibly keked user

>finally gets a response
>it's two words
still probably the highlight of his life

One day 3 years ago Coomer broke both of his hands in a cooming accident and had to temporarily use a real life woman for cooming and that's how Coomer Jr was born.

This man has transcended,

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kek

He's literally holding this chick's vagina and spitting game at the same time. What a legend

>A man past a certain age without a family can be a bad thing

Now we know what he meant.

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i know i've seen a million times worse but this still has me stunned
just imagine being a grown ass man and having this kind of headspace

this man has fucking ZERO shame

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absolutely based

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Kek.

Yep, I'm thinkings he's based.

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>Hey just wanted to let you know it's my birthday and I'm gonna fuck a rubber mold of your pussy

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in awe of the audacity in this lad

goddamn he really is the cumbrain meme personified. it's not too surprising considering you need to be pretty deep into porn to go to a convention for it, but still. it's literally the last thing he thinks about before bed, the first thing he thinks about in the morning, all that he thinks about in the afternoon and he probably dreams about it too. just damn. what a god.

You're just mad because you will never get a happy birthday from your favourite pornstar while holding a rubber mold of her vagina

what is so special about alix lynx?

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this is coomerkino after coomer has a relapse

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He's more of a meme than anybody could have ever imagined from the one photo.

I only dream of being as BASED as this man.

jesus christ

Lmao. You cant get more based than this

As funny as this is I hope you guys leave him alone

To be honest, I would be really happy getting a Birthday greeting like that from one of my favorite pornstars too. It's an odd, one sided kind of intimacy to jerk off to someone regularly so to get some kind words from them like that would feel nice.

>we gotta get pewdiepie to make an episode on this guy

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Her severed head is 100% going to wind up in his freezer

the thousand-coom stare

What do you think he's thinking about right now? Can such a man guide his thoughts outside of the realm of coom and cooming?

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is that Peter Garrett?

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Nah he's fucked now, you just know some autist is gonna ruin it

his favorite apparently, that's the one he sends good morning messages and motivational images to the most.
I think he has a crush.

alright now I'm actually concerned about her safety

Why are Americans like this?

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kek what's this? some pornstars cuck bf?

Leave him alone? This man needs disciples so we may spread his teachings and wisdom to the masses. The Church of Coom has found its prophet.

>that smug look while holding a fake vagina

Let it happen, this has the potential to be major kino

I was thinking this guy.

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anyone have that faceapp filter of him as a renaissance painting?

That is kind of sad and cute in a pathetic creepy way

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>he's from wisconsin
Of fucking course he is.

not sure whats worse, this guy or the people ITT praising him

also, of course he's white

It's like Indian tier

Instant Yea Forums hall of fame

nah dude, at least Indians know when it's time to move on to the next baby jirl
this dude is obsessed

He's a mask poster too

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This is sleezecore kino.

This post convinced me that no fap is a meme.

Nooooooo

Imagine that man being your father

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

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Underrated

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It isn't his kid. That said, yes, nofap is bullshit.

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BASED coomer

>at least Indians know when it's time to move on to the next baby jirl
What the fuck are you on about

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Who is she?

t. coombrain

This is part where you COOM

ok this is kinda based
what's the convention fee for this thing

Kek. Someone let him know he's reached meme status here

>user upset he will never tweet at a porn star while informing them he will later fuck a replicant of their vagina

better this than becoming a mass shooter, i guess

>takes a photo with the only black girl at the blacked.com booth
was he secretly bleached-kino?

home of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein

fuck u

fag lasagna

no, don't fucking ruin it, you faggot

He's a Yea Forums poster isn't he? He could be in this very thread...

context?

dont turn this fella into another terry and get the guy to go off his meds and an hero. i really enjoyed the threads but give this guy a break

alright so maybe Printar got a little to excited but Ranjeep has already messaged 30 insta sluts in the past 30 minutes
it's not an ironclad rule

he looks happy

maybe anti cumbrain posters are in the wrong?

>tfw the jannies don't delete this wildly off topic thread because they too want to see the coomer meme unfold

You alright today jannies

WISCONSIN
DEATH
TRIP

he already is a mass shooter if you know what I mean

Nofap is literal religious nutjob propaganda. Yikes dude.

do you have to pay to take pictures like this at porn conventions?

The coom reviewer is called Larry Cohn. It's a different person. Source: contribute.imdb.com/czone/hall_of_fame (search lor_)

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he's happy in the way that a heroin addict with a free supply is happy

i get why this thread is so popular.

bunch of virgins making fun of someone they perceive to be worse off than themselves.

meanwhile he has son, which means he has had sex.

stay mad, virgins.

hello jason

fuck her. she never did interracial
racist bitch.

>she tells him to stop
>he tells her to die

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based

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Leave him alone. He might have some mental illness. I dont want a Zoe Quinn shit in my consciousness

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holy fuck

Colonoscopy

Coomoscopy

He's probably the guy spamming porn threads

youtube.com/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw

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its his siblings son tripfag read the thread