11 year old cousin is over

>42 year old aunt is over
>She wants to watch a movie in my room
>grandma tells her to "leave the door open"

Wtf did she mean by this?

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If there's a fire, she'd never make it up the stairs in time to get you guys out

You should tell her that you're very disappointed in her low opinion of you.

Based mom, knows you are a degenerate

she's afraid your aunt is gonna "keep it in the family"

your parents still let you have a door?

>Those mommy kotova stories last night

close the door anyway and see what happens. is your cousin attractive?

Based Aunt Diane

She knows, creep. Stop abusing your cousin

>>grandma tells her to "leave the door open"
she wants to film it all, the sick cuntbag

That's kinda hot

Also is it weird that tv and film always present "grandmas" as being wrinkled old greyhaired crones, but all the actual grandmothers I know are still youngish, smooth-skinned, smell nice, and have all their hair color? Like you can be a grandmother at 40-45, easy.

>all the actual grandmothers I know
you sick, sick little man

honestly 40s isn't really that unhealthy looking as in ye early days when hitting 40 meant you turned in your coitus license
these days 40 is actually 60 and there's tons of women that get to 50 while still being fuckable if not more so than their youthful selves
but the problem I have is knowing that woman is probably gonna turn into a wrinkly bag of dust in a couple of years and you can really see it in their face once the makeup is off

>when hitting 40 meant you turned in your coitus license
what kind of dope are you smoking you dumb zoomer

i know for a fact one girl in my home town i went to school with was a grand mother at 32. she probably be a great grandmother by the time shes 45

nah she was like 7, 8 max

top kek that pic

That youre male and also a rapist

This is fucking ridiculous.
Please explain, Yea Forums mods...

Juden raus

the 40 yos from the 70s/80s didn't have steady access to plastic surgery or a lot of the modern medicine in general that staves off age these days
I mistake 40 for 30 or even 20s these days because their tits and ass are in better shape than my wife's

I know, this thread is way more dead then it should be

mod here, what would you like to know?

>11.5 yo cousin gives you this look
what do

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>dude everyone has plastic surgery
i don't live in korea dude, fuck off with this nonsense

apply headpats

wait 6.5 years then shove my coch up her cooch

you dont go down to the "new-me" store on your lunch break?

She just wants to make sure there is enough air flow into your room that's all.