So user, what are we watching tonight?

All of these responses are pretending to be adults.

Drive is only meant to be watched alone.
Women inherently cannot connect with Drive or understand it.

get away from me whore. i’m faithful to my (black)gf

Imagine having a replicant gf like her haha

Ha

Ha...

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Are you serious right now?
She is gorgeous and you are worried about her elbows?

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I'm watching your head being severed from your body since we're in an Islamic country.

Nothing,you are better off without a subhuman like me.

Get away you rancid swine

community, futurama, and american dad while we smoke a shit load of weed

Dead Man by Jim Jarmusch. You won't get it.

True Detective season 2.

She’s so beautiful that I feel nothing but sorrow

Autistic faggot

Are you willing to become my woman? two shits make a big shit :)

We? What you mean with "we"? I'm watching kino alone, not with a random THOT who knows nothing about the true art of filmaking and probably will spend the whole movie texting in her smartphone talking about any other stupid thing just to keep it's mind away from the film. You know qhy you will do that? Because you're too stupid to appreciate kino. Now get the fuck out of my home or I'Il call the police.

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My dear we will be partaking of kai-no. Or maybe it's kinno. I've never heard it spoken I've only ever read it online.

her tits are so saggy for how small they are, gross

Bread week!

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jesus theyre like god damn stilts

That's a guy isn't it?

Fucking keked

I feel nothing, I just see a pretty woman. I don't even feel attraction.

"she" will never massage your prostate with "her" pointy elbows
the penis makes it gayer

You know how i know youre gay

Nah,just want to die.

he's posting on Yea Forums on a friday night instead of at the KINOPLEX eating crablegs with his falcon?

based
lurk more newfag

its called being a faggot

imagine what it must be like to actually score a woman like this, i wouldn't even know what to do with her. I would probably feel very shallow and leave for a good 6/10 girl.

When will robotic girfriends be a thing? I just want a pretty girl that loves me and be with me, I honestly dont care about real women anymore (or ever) I move around a lot for work and just need a girl to be with me

>lurk more newfag
You can't force me, oldfag

True,I don't think someone like me deserve to be with her.

>Don't be shy, user! I know it's your first date with a girl but I promise to give you a good time. Try not to look at the coffee and talk to me!

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She's just a person

she is just average looking,the girl OP posted is on another level.

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delete this immediately

Humans are not born equal.

Actually, this one makes my heart race a little bit, while the one in the op doesn't. Maybe the girl in the OP is just too pretty and my brain feels disconnected

No way thats anyone's first date thats sugarbaby material

Friday the 13th of course
I mean shit its even full moon

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>types "be with me" twice

What an utter faggot

Maybe it is the way she smiles

5/10

I fucked her btw

Friday the 13th part 4

AHHHHHHHHH I WANT AN ANDROID GIRLFRIEND NOWWWW

How big was her penis?

Throat Gaggers 4, my dear

seeing a girl in motion than in picture makes a difference or you are right about what you said.

The plane scene from TDKR on repeat

>but I promise to give you a good time
unironically 'what' does she mean by this?

Based.

No, women get your attraction to/pathetic self-insertion as ryan gosling and that's why they never talk to you again after watching you cry watching it like that eric butts fag.

Ratatouille

Need to put some meat on those bones.

people cried watching Drive?

Numales did

I don't know man, i've gotten to the point in which i think it might just be impossible for me to fall in love, it's almost like anhedonia. being 26, scrawny 130 pound frame, last relationship over 9 years ago, low fucking libido, probably low test too. fuck it I'll just play video games.

Based.

Based

atleast you had a relationship meanwhile I can see how my life will end...

No, I think you are right, It's the movement. The way she looks at the camera and smiles makes me feel a little happy and my heart accelerates.

I'm imagining the kind of person who thinks it taps into some esoteric understanding of masculinity and I see a faggot overwhelmed with emotion. Tears may be on the inside for their perceived lost future due to being raised on tap water and never participating in sports due to mom not forcing them.

i'm a year older than you and about 5lbs more but I've never been in a relationship or have had friends for any of my teenage years up until current day. i'm also balding and still get acne at this age. no social skills at all and have no idea how to talk to strangers

Holy shit, I've only noticed this now
I've even watched a horror movie today by pure chance

Unimpressively small. I barely felt anything

They are pointy. There's probably holes in that table from those things. Hard pass

did you give her a blowjob too?

>mom
I think you are missing a critical element in your assessment.

my point is, it's probably not even worth it, once you get past your body's biological need to procreate you could actually become a better person, more intelligent and capable of acomplishing great things. I might be compensating but if it keeps me from killing myself i'll take it.

>once you get past your body's biological need to procreate
when does this happen?

Dad was present but would have handled daughters better since all it takes to raise a functional woman is not fuck them and hand them literally everything in life.

Relationships are the most grass is greener shit ever if you and the other person arent happy with yourselves. a solid relationship is fucking awesome, but you have to work at it harder than anything else.

but if you have one of those two miserable people who are together out of sheer desperation and lonliness, then you are fucked. its good for sex, and MAYBE getting someone else to wash your clothes once in a while. at best.

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haha I wonder how you could fix a scrawny 130lb frame and low test, I guess there's no way and you'll just have to die discontent under a synthetic layer of coping

well I for one fucked up my shit up with ssri's, I try not to think about it too much, but it has given me the opportunity to actually focus and work on myself.

those shy, awkward silences with big beaming smiles and giggles are why I'll never get married, I love first dates way too much

New

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Well that was a disappointment

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i don't even feel like a human anymore

it's all a fucking illusion user, we're dreaming.

very, like 10 days here

The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance

For me, it's alienating every person I know so it's a relief when I kill myself.

rethink what that means.

had 3 girls check me out today, caught one and then she sent a text message to her girlfriend who turned her head to look at me then furiously sent a text back
feels good to be a 9/10 chad tbqh

I hear girls love Mary Poppins

if 3 girls checked you out today why the fuck are you doing here on a friday night?

my balls clapping your balls

>marries a short fat mexican
heh, nothing personnel kid

disregard females

acquire (YOU)'s

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I remember being obsessed with this bitch back in like 2012. Still one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen

I'm married with kids

My friend pointed out that a girl was checking me out from the other table a couple of weeks ago. She definitely was and she was seriously cute. This was the first time this had ever happened in my life.

I had no idea what to do from there. And from their conversation, it was evident she was a 19 year old college student. I'm 26. Zoomer women are (even more) aliens to me.

It felt good tho

He's not even rich. Based af on her part

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you have to approach her

It

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I loved anna so much bros...
>be hiking 6000 feet up a mountain
>almost to the top but had no energy left
>3 feet of snow makes every step a battle against gravity
>autistic khv brain at the time kept flashing me images of anna waiting for me at the mountain top with a fire and a cup of hot coffee waiting for me
>suddenly feel like a new person and pushed to the top
later finds out a greasy looking mexican creampied her and she bore his child
It still hurts bros...

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And then what? I have a serious problem with social anxiety. The rush I got from seeing her frequent glances at me was enough, desu.

I don't think I'll ever actually be in a relationship and I'm starting to be okay with it.

it's not easy, but yeah, you literally just walk up and say hi and introduce yourself and if she's interested she'll introduce herself and you go from there
if you're scared of the approach, unironically try online dating (not tinder) where you can cold open without remorse on dozens of girls a night

love seeing gringos seethe

She definitely is 10/10 perfection.

When I discovered this. It hurt but gave me hope at the same time desu

There are lights in the clouds
Anna's ghost all around
Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me

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>so user, what are we watching tonight?
IM watching the inside of MY eyeslids because you KNOW I always get my eight hours dumb fucking bitch, drinking coffee at midnight, dumb cunt, I cant WAIT to kill you then myself

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tfw get 5 hours of sleep daily
just

this but with every good piece of media or literature