Jonah Spill lol

poorfag

He's engaged, you're incel.

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SAD NIGGA TITS

What kind of retard holds their cup by the lid?

>nice pic, good lightning, thousand yard stare, manage to not look suicidal or too fat for once
>cup drops off the very second the photo is taken
Will he ever catch a PR break or is he doomed?

He's right though
at least make them darker and don't have that stupidly long shit at the bottom

He tries too hard

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Can someone shoop a golden spiral over this pic?

>equinox in the upper third
>slice -of-life in the backdrop
>setting contrasted by the striking black of Jonah's outfit
>the malaise with which he's holding the starbucks cup
Yea, I'm thinking it's up there

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Someone do our man Jonah a solid and photoshop this to where the drink isn't spilling. And we can spread it online saying that this picture is the fake

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Bumping for photoshoppeds

Yes it says a lot about our society
No matter how hard yuo work in life Veronica will drop you like that cup of coffee
truly a visionary piece

>tries hard to be cool and wipe away his image as a goofy comedy fat guy
>this shit happens

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It will never cease to amuse me that his gf (fiancee?) looks like a budget Ornella.

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bet he slaps and strangles her in RP

bahahahaha

Oh fuck he’s going to kill heer

Ornella still looking fine af on Instagram today

I'll say it before and I'll say it again: that picture is edited. This whole thing is a PR stunt to make Jonah relevant even though he's got a whole lot of nothing going on.

What's wrong with her head?

Remember when Jonah tried to fool everyone saying he's a skater?
youtu.be/fLx7dq5cbg4

>director, actor, producer, writer, style god, fashion designer, has two academy award nominations (he should have won though).

He's done so much in so many different fields.
Can he be stopped?

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Lol if you cover him up she doesn't look near as attractive. I think his looks are giving hers a boost.

Zika virus

>hair starts to go grey
>dye
He think no one will notice?

>tfw you get the feeling these threads are made by people in Hollywood who really hate Jonah because he's a talentless, insecure fat fuck who's only in because of nepotism and want to make fun of him any chance they get

>talentless hacks who got in because of nepotism making fun of other talentless hacks who got in because of nepotism
pottery
Jonah is both a lolcow and Yea Forums incarnate though (insecure try-hard fattie pseud), so I don't think you have to look that far

And despite all of that, he's occasionally pretty funny

kek it seems like every fucking loser has tattoo these days

They're quite literally just wireless earbuds.

who legit holds a fast food/coffee cup with a lid BY THE FUCKING LID.

who? 12 year old girls.

He probably has a shit grip

>"I just can't decide which market to jew up even more!"

I mean that's the point though.. if you squeeze it it pops off. You need a thermas to grip the lid. You can hold the top of the cup like that if you want a cool grip but come on.

This, pure stupidity to "look cool"

If Jonah wasnt wearing airpods, carrying a coffee, and had no tattoos he would he would look pretty cool here. Also if he wasn't Jonah hill he would look better.

This kind of looks like a post disaster photo. Like on the streets after 9/11.

If the drink is cold, the condensation makes your hand cold and wet

>swn publically humiliate you

what a stupid fucking asshole

anjoy your actual brain cancer

lol

No, but this is

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It's kind of crazy that "that kid from Superbad" is now one of the best up and coming directors in the industry, and that's just one of the many successful ventures for Jonah.

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I do it all by default so my arm isn't bent the whole fucking time I am drinking the beverage. You look kind of dweeby doing that.
Don't get me wrong, it does work and you don't fuck up with the lid unless it's been poorly fastened. Nobody grips too tight on a drink.

Goddamn those interviewers are heartless.

oh is he fat again?

I got banned for 3 days for Jonah posting
It's not fair

I'm convinced Yea Forumss bullying of Jonah Hill is some sort of misdirected self-loathing. It's like an anorexic crying in front of a mirror as they call themselves fat.

Good goy

Jonah gets shit because he's a cultural smogasboard that can't seem to accept himself, so he reinvents constantly
Not a bad guy, though, but quite the character. Just watch the sneaker buying episode with him. It's very eye opening about his personality issues
I hope he does good

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almost five hours late but here

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Reminder that Mid90s is one of the best filcks of the year

lol

who is he? is he the fat lad?

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who'd the prima donna faggot blame this time

looks like he's marrying the woof of wall street

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The coffee is abandoning the ship

Edit the text to say the name of a Subway sandwich

with penises going down

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FRENCH B I T C H

Top lel

he looks like such a jew in this pic

literally faggots do

It’s such a feminine way to hold a cup, the virgin pinch vs the chad grip

Why do actors get tattoos? Are they retarded? That just makes casting them more difficult when the tattoos don't fit.

The French are always like this, extremely disrespectful towards all celebrities. The French resent success, they're jealous and catty. Americans treat Jean Claude Van Damme with respect, the French just mock him like he's a retard because he uses anglicisms. The more there is reason to respect anyone, the more the French see reason to hate the person, you literally can't win, they respect nothing.

cute girl
why give our guy shit? be happy for him, think of his early movies, they were kino and made us ALL laugh

>his eyes
He knows deep down he is a beta provider and can’t become an alpha with money. A bet they only fuck once a week and she jerks him to completion

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just why
>I'm sorry Mr. Hill but the HELLO BEANIE tattoo wouldn't look fitting in this Edwardian-era drama
>we cast Denis Leary instead

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He is actually the only talented one in that group and his movies are great, he pretty much carried 2/3rd of them, fuck off.

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some of them are still catching up and realizing tatts dont make you look tough anymore, if anything NOT having tattoos makes you look harder cause every cunt has full sleeves and neck tatts now...

Jonah chill

It's an iced coffee you retard he doesn't want to warm it up

Jonah does fucking drugs every week and is loving life in comfy boutique clothing as part of a well manicured lifestyle. He is not some normie. He's the 00s hipster dream that will not die and will not be bullied. In ten years you will be calling him A VISIONARY

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It's the name of his sister, famous hollywood actress Beanie Feldstein, from such films as Ladybird and Booksmart

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Fuck off brain dead celeb heads

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This desu. I got full sleeves when I was in the military and now that I am a regular old cuck in corporate America, I exclusively wear long sleeve button downs every day I'm at work because I feel that people take me less seriously otherwise.

My advice to underage b&, my tattoos got me a lot of pussy but they are annoying now. That's my story hope you enjoyed it.

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It's always like this isn't it. That's why fashion is always moving, it's running away from itself because being unlike others is what works
>no one has beards
>I'll have a beard to look special and manly
>oh no everybody else is doing the same, including pathetic beta losers
>I'll get tattoos instead
>oh no the same thing happened
>guess I'll go to the gym
>oh no now I'm just like every other mindless fuccboi

Lol

Guys, I'm fit now
I no shit wanted to make a Jonah Hill thread, and to my suprise there was one already made

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>404 deltoids not found
this dude has access to premium pharma grade steroids yet still manages to float between skinnyfat and regular fat.

that's gonna be a no from me dawg

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Never understood why anyone would ever do anything permanent on thenselves.

When I go out I use a jeans with chains, round glasses, bandana, black gloves, and draw more attention than any tattooed dude. BUT, there are times in life where you must be taken seriously, and in those moments I just dress a normal clothe.Pfiuu Tsiuu, best of two worlds.

so long as your hands/wrists/neck/face are not tattooed youre probably good to go. that being said, tattoos are a sin and affront to god

my dude none of this matters he was literally 500 pounds cosmetic surgery hasn't advanced to the point where they can make your skin look like that didn't happen

you can clearly see his nips are halfway down his waist in that picture

He has almost made it, he is at that breakout point where he could really get big if he does another 8 months of hard lifts.

ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A BADASS

TRUE

>Brazilian jiu jitsu, I know brazilian jiu jitsu
>Prove it

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Have you ever noticed that bears are big-dogs like lions and tigers are big-cats? Kind of weird

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>be 35
>devote 5 sessions a week to getting over how you got bullied when you were 15
Jesus, just move on like a normal adult

loser

Yeah but the alternative is to make them look like hearing aids which is even worse

How in the fucking hell can an adult lose to a 12 year old? I say this as someone who does martial arts, just stand up and the kid will fo flying, someone with that age you should be able to suspend with one arm, a teenager only becomes a problem past 16, and only those who grew up faster than the others.

Jesus Christ Jonah.

how long ago did that movie even come out? is that the only movie he's been in?

It was probably a technical fight about landing and blocking hits in the right way. Not a real fight, it was day 1.
Or he is just lying, celebs are professional liars, their publicist have them things like “I was bullied in high school “ or hot girls “I was ugly in high school “ all the time, and it becomes part of their narrative. Many such examples

Poor guy, how come no cool celebrities ever have shit like this happen to them? You don't see photos of Pitt or Leo where they're dropping they're coffee and shit

do americans really hold their drinks like that

>Can he be stopped?
If he's leaving the hotel room, I'll hold the door.

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fatty cope. i look forward to laughing at the next thread you make on /fit/ about this same shit lel

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Jonah No-Skill haha

>Why, yes I do hold all my beverages with the lid to ensure the optimal drinking temperature on the go

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ok, this is the best picture i've ever seen in my life

Jonah Fill

>Jonah does fucking drugs every week
Why this made me laugh so much?

You're shitting on someone after he lost a hundred pounds for actually doing the work and not taking steroids.

Too bad you don't drop the stones as well as you do with your coffees

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Stones?

he means pounds

Ah.

Good one you smelly french whore.

A british weight measurement. One stone is like 6 kilos.
Stones are almost as retarded as pounds.

based Ornella

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jammathias is a footfag, i just know it

Can anyone direct me to an utouched picture of giga-chad? I mean no professional shoot or photoshop, just a regular picture.

*untouched

What will his final form be?
He keeps on shifting shape everytime there's a new papparazi shot of him

Does she know she completely ruined Jonah's mind and heart forever?

There's one of him in a bar. He is kinda weird without photoshop. His jaw is so squared and big, I bet he could never not be strong in his life or else he would look deformed.

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jonah what the fuck are you doing with that troglodyte??

Not having shit tase = being poorfag
Slap yourself in the face consumer drone

What a shitty road. I thought America was first world.

>average nochin maghreb hipster

You'll find nicer roads in the middle of nowhere than in New York. The road looks so shitty because they actually do try to fix potholes and stuff like that but the city doesn't want to close the roads for long enough to resurface the whole road so they just do a quick patch job on the potholes and then patch on top of that and on top of that until the road looks like a Frankenstein's monster

>sensei Josh

>If he-

*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

Yikes

>style god
Is this a joke?

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>virgin denim vs Chad leather

this bitch about to end this man's whole life

He felt for the plantation
What a moron

Why didn't Miles have his back?

Why do people bully Jonah? He was fantastic in Wolf of Wall st.

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That's some pretty sick style, you're just a faggot so you can't appreciate it

David Lunch lol

>t. /fa/

The fuck is up with this faggot carrying his drinks by the lid? How many lattes does he need to spill on the street before he learns his lesson?

They have zero nose cancellation. Most overpriced piece of shit ever.

Do you think pic related is shooped as well? He looks pretty realistic.

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>wedding night the two are in bed
>Jonah saying all the right things, it's getting hot and heavy
>Jonah's wife suddenly stops
>"Jonah darling, could you phone Brad and Leo and tell them to come around and then could you just leave"
> "ORNELLLLAAA" screams Jonah

>Marrying a girl you only date for a year

He can't be serious can he?

do real people in their 30s actually think about high school and how they were bullied at parties? imagine talking to a "person" like this in real life. fuck

OOF

Mid 90s wasnt that good

Because he’s jewish and just for no reason. I think he’s a nice guy and a good actor but people here really just want to hate him.

He's a inauthentic tryhard

Kek those ears are fucking huge

Lol how will he ever recover

Always funny seeing a kike with ink.

No he just needs to be trowed to a car door by Brad Pitt.

god yes I want her to insult me in french as she beats me off with her feet

And then Jonah goes to prison for life while Ornella is forever a martyr. Why do people think this screeching is a good comeback, again?

big cities don't represent america

>this fat soiy jew has a better body than 99% of tv

Sad

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800 hours in paint

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An object of his mass is certainly hard to stop

you can seee him in this video youtube.com/watch?v=BbIunDAoPqk
he just looks like a regular chad here

>a-actually in a lot of ways tucking your shirt in is the new punk rock
>so you see I’m actually the cool one

Loving

Every

Laugh

>Can he be stopped?
That's exactly what the All you can eat buffet owner asked before being eaten out of house and home.

It’s never occurred to her. She hasn’t thought of him once in all these years.

Why is Jonah dressed like a random create-a-wrestler from RAW Is War?

People who hold drinks like this should be shot

>gripstrengthcels

This is bonkers

What can he do to be taken seriously as an actor?

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He looks like he smells

Hahaha