Robert what's the matter?

You're upset about the shootings aren't you?
Ok I get it. That wasn't me, I was just having a bad day.
God Robert please don't look at me like that.

Based.

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O yes

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>B...Beto O' Rourke said he was taking away our AR-15s user. How are we supposed to have a designated shooter from now on?

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Would watch as a short / 10

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impressive

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Quads mean that you user, YOU are the real hero.

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>It's been a pleasure serving here at the theater for the last 15 years, but I'm looking forward to retirement. All I've got is one more movie to premier, some comic book thing, then me and my lady are gonna sail the Caribbean growing old together.

Test

The test was confirmed to be successful.
You may fire when ready commander.

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kek

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Holy fucking based

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>Hey Robert, wanna hear a joke?

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thanks, that means a lot friend

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I always imagine Roberts voice to be like the concierge in John Wick, what about you guys?

I imagine him as sounding like Aoi Yuuki

For me? Its Don Cheadles voice in Hotel Rwanda

i don't know how to explain it but he doesn't sound too black, it also sounds happy and friendly all the time
i love robert

>Badass rock music swells in the background
>Robert (smirking): user you son of a bitch

Holy fucking based

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>turn around to look behind me, find nothing
>turn back
>robert pulled out his dick
>"I got you good this time huh user? Enjoy your movie bro, popcorn is on me."

Forensics were inconclusive and all potential witnesses died of their injuries, Robert.

All but one

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Really really deep, like Frank Horrigan
youtube.com/watch?v=4Hg8_Jw7v2g

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The real question is why hasn't Yea Forums found the real Robert yet

>*background music fades in*
youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

>

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urkel

calvin, that good neighborhood boy that got him a job down at mcdonalds

OH SHI-

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MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN

Somewhere between Sidney Poitier and MLK

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
THEY DESERVED WHAT THEY GOT
YOU HEAR?
THEY ALL DESERVED IT

>black wife

wtf

>Robert? I’m sorry sir, I don’t know anyone by that name....

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deserved (You)

GET THIS FUCCBOI OUT OF MY KINO THEATER AND BACK INTO MY SEX DUNGEON.

Amazing.

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Once again, the movie industry has whitewashed a role.

BASED BASED BASED

Sup cracka. That’ll b $57.99

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Howdy, partner. What can I get you before the picture show?

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FUND IT

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Hey hey hey, im the new manager here, and you better get the fuck away from this cinema, you incel looking freak

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I can still see the traces of your real smile behind your false face, Robert. You're more happier than you've ever been.

You're a NIGGER Robert!

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I hope one of you psychos who is contacting him is only showing the best we have made

Include me in the screencap r/Yea Forums

what a KINO comment

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Robert is the true Yea Forums kino meme

sneed btfo

SAY IT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER

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>"I-I'm so sorry user."
>"...Robert! You betrayed me!"
>

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They remaking Parker Lewis Can't Lose so soon?

I dont get it, is user helping robert or just giving him the gun, or is user taking the place of robert so robert doesnt have to do it. Im the biggest retard sorry

see the difference SMILE make?

this why you alone

this why you “i am tfw hornly and lonely”

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LENNAYYYYYYY

>pepsi
disgusting

>birthing hips
>hairy arms
She's perfect

kino

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Come on, it's not that bad!

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The movie theater has a No Singles policy, so user is going to shoot up the theater with Robert.

They're going to do it together.

Ohhhh okay. Thats great!

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Based as fuck
Better love story than Twilight

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that's not how you make friends user

>Hey, user! Glad you could make it! You didn't bring a date? That's okay. Do you want some ribs?

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Underrated.

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Guards! Take this fuckboi back to the manlet pit.

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excellent work user

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THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN (BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

Blessed Robert thread

10/10

i don't get it

STOP SAMEFAGGING YOU FAGGOT

JANNNIESSSSS!

When a place sells Pepsi instead of Coke it means they're cheap and shitty

THE FRIENDSHIP ME AND ROBERT SHARE IS FAR STRONGER THAN SOME COMMON LUST YOU FUCKING FUCKBOI. I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR FAR LONGER THAN YOU HAVE, I WAS THERE WHEN HIS SISTER GOT HIT BY THAT CAR, I WAS THERE WHEN HE WAS DOING CHEMO, I WAS THERE WHEN HIS DOG RAN AWAY. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBERT? NOTHING. YOU JUST SUCK HIS BBC LIKE A LOLLYPOP BECAUSE IT'S FASHIONABLE. THAT'S NOT LOVE, THAT'S NOT REAL LOVE. I SEE THE BBC INSIDE, THE BBC THAT'S AFRAID AND HIDES AWAY FROM THE WORLD. TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM YOU FAG!

truly a kino moment in tv history

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perfect

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Based

youtu.be/Nxkemnek06Y

not cool

Post a cute anime girl and I will explain it for you

I thought he was quoting Robert, and that with "no singles policy" he meant that anyone who doesn't get dubs will be shot.

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SHOOT TO THRILL

>cracker

What did Robert mean by this?

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Legit has potential for a fucked up psychological thriller.
>user...there is no Robert. You’ve been sneaking into to the abandoned theater for 4 years now

Danny Darko meets Taxi driver

Sir! Penis inspection over here.

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>

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every time
soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

SIR! YOUR POPCORN! SIR!!! YOUR FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!

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Directed by Zack Snyder

you dont have to tell me whats wrong, but you do have to eat all these eggs

This one is way better

BASED RETARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY CAN I NEVER BE THIS RETARDED
HOW DO PEOPLE MISINTERPRET THINGS SO MUCH

...

based wholesome trackstar robert

"I didn't order any popcorn, Rob."
>*panting* "Oh. heh. Here user, it's on the house."
"Robert. I-"
>"Don't worry sir, we had a surplus recently, our miners struck a huge vein in the kettle quadrant and-"
"Robert."
>"We know you're a loyal customer, so consider this a-"
"ROBERT."
>"Sir?"
"This isn't about popcorn is it?"
>"user.."
"Looking back now, it was never about the popcorn I suppose."
"But I convinced myself that it was. I think I now know what I have to do."
>"Please, user, not like this. We can still help you."
"That'll do Robert. Please let the front desk know I'll be checking out of the kinoplex for the last time."

FUCK OFF YOU HALF ASIAN KEK

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He cute

Absolutely based

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Robert isn't a race traitor. He's based.

>implying Robert would even THINK about disgracing himself by being touched by a wh*te woman

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It's either Robert and user teaming up or it's Robert making sure that no singles get killed.

Looks like someone's going back to the popcorn mines

Honestly I thought he meant that he and Robert were going to try and kill each other.

Bros, how do I find a Robert bf (black friend)?

user and Robert, bros 4 life

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I dont interact with a lot of people

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Screenput in me cap the

based

>Never thought I'd die shooting normies side by side with a nigger
>How about side by side with a friend?
>Aye. I can do that.

so it's the transcending kino ending huh...

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Jesus fucking Christ these Kinoplex threads are on fire lately, they're all so good, shame I don't have the link for all of them
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/120654883/#120655012
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/120864823/

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FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the "inconceivable" guy

Robert works with kino for a living, it makes total sense for the meme to manufacture kino.

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one sarsparilla and a filthy whore with AIDS please
oh wait aids hasn't been invented yet

Kinoplex was gone for a while, it needed time to recover.

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The gesamtkunstwerk of Yea Forums shitposting.

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based

Kinoplex was always destined for it, user.

OOOOOOOH I GET IT NOW!!!

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>the real incels were the friends we made along the way

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*user and robert stroll down the aisles*
*something comes on the theatre PA system*
dudududaaduduaaa
WHOOO
darlin you've got to let me know
should i stay or i should i go
*user and robert start head bopping as the theatre falcons swoop around them*
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOWWWW
*theatre anvils are dropping from the ceiling*
SHOULD I COOL IT OR SHOULD I BLOW
*user frees the popcorn mine prisoners*

>So this person Robert runs the so-called "kinoplex" and shows "kinos" where he sneaks you past this supposed "no single policy" and gives you buckets of crab legs...?

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based

FINNA
youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

KINO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The meme that keeps on giving

What a hurtful thing to say

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based

Just stop posting cats that's a sign of you being an autistic fuck

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>wind blows
>creaking noises

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*Lasers you*

R-Robert?
Robbie?
Buddy, o'l pal?
Where are you man? I need some popcorn.

it's been ten years, user. let it go. let him go.

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I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

no singles policy = minimum of 2 people in a theatre meaning more people will die since tickets aren't sold to one person only

Hot damn

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oh fuck that's good

>it's been days since the crab invasion of the popcorn mine
>the kinoplex manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day.
>everyone but Robert and I is dead
>one of the fuckers clawed his leg
>have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp toward a butter crevasse to hide in
>hear a few crab's echo behind us
>start walking faster
>"Sir."
>keep walking
>"Sir!"
>"What, Robert."
>can barely see what's in front of us
>"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been very generous so far but I must ask you for one more favor."
>keep walking
>"We gotta keep going, Rob. These things aren't far behind us."
>"Please, sir."
>"No."
>"NIGGA, THIS AIN'T NO WHITE MAN'S BURDEN SHIT. STOP!"
>can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore
>"What is it?"
>looks down at his bloody leg
>"Sorry, I lost my composure..."
>"...with this leg here... I'm only slowing you down."
>"Robert, stop."
>can feel tears welling up
>"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isn't stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to follow."
>hear crab screech in the distance
>"We have to fucking go."
>try to drag him but he won't budge
>"Come on!"
>hot tears flow over the butter on my face
>"I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING YOU HERE. FUCK YOU!"
>see him reach for something in his vest
>it's a .44 magnum revolver, the most prized gun in the kinoplex
>there's only one bullet in the cylinder
>"No."
>"You've seen what these things do to people. Please, do this for me, user."
>"How do you know my name?"
>he smiles that familiar smile
>"I know a lot about you, sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking kinotes during BvS? The rest of them don't get it like you do.
>takes out heavily used notepad
>"You appreciate the art... the beauty...take them..."
>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."

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ABSOLUTELY KINO

Wow
We did it, we have officially found the series finale of The Kinoplex

Checked

Bros...we have to go back in time to save Robert. But first, we need a team. Will you answer the call?

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>I'm sorry user. I had a sudden, brief flash of self-awareness. Suddenly I saw myself, here, a charismatic black man in his late twenties, working at a concession stand. And I realised I was a total failure. How did it come to this? Of all the things I could do, I'm here serving popcorn. user, I don't know if I can keep living like this. What's the point?

Always.

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>It ain't me starts playing

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Right the sequel for 10 years from now.

>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."
kino

Kino finale for the Robert arc.

We're in

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Is it wrong for me to have an emotional response for a character that only exists in the collective fantasies of a bunch of idiots who gather here from time to time?

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godly

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>this fades in youtube.com/watch?v=8oESM64gU5M
>tracking shot of user and Robert walking together with their guns into the theater
>Inside shot of the theater as the Joker Robert DeNiro interview is playing
>"What do you get when you cross a loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash!?"
>shot of the Robert and user walking up the aisle and into the theater
>shot of the outside door of the theater as a muffled "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!" is heard
>A single gunshot as the screen cuts to black and the music continues

You're pretty good.

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I thought you would say something like this today, Robert, you've been looking down recently.
Tell you what, I have here a couples ticket for Joker and it would look pretty strange walking into the theater alone.
How about it, pal? I even brought an extra kevlar vest.

KINO

okay that's it. mods ban this meme now. this will never be topped

ibb DOT co/xmsxY6t
full size screen cap

because 4chimps wont let me post images for some reason

>ibb DOT co/xmsxY6t
bless you

quality post

for me it was

hah Robert whats going on what’s wit-
>dont. move...
wha-
>SHUT UP and dont. move.
>whatever you do, do not turn around... for the love of god don’t turn around user
>its too late for me

youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g

Had it on quiet and didn't realize what was going on until twenty seconds in.

KINO

This is my favourite Reddit meme

I thank you for this

you guys make Robertposting my favorite thing about Yea Forums

holy shit based

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To the end, Robert

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Classic style screencap too. Not to mention the dabbing on jannies aspect by posting an illegal site.

too far dude

>I-I-I'm a what?

>Robert sticking to his own to make children who look like him
Based and Redpilled.

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No. Shut up.

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Do you have any crying kitty memes?

How can we get Robert-actual to become aware of the Kinoplex Mythos?

no way I'll let you autists corrupt him with knowledge of this dreadful site

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Do eet.
The alternative is unbearable

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Legend has it that he is in fact aware, but couldn’t figure out how to post when someone linked it to him.

>memes
it's a picture
pictures on the internet are pictures, pics, images, photographs, not every god damn thing is a "meme" just because it's been posted on the internet fucks sake

DONT YOU DO IT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ROBERT SAD!

yes and sometimes he even hands me a rental hawk for free when the designated shooter is running late

JAFFA CALLING

Honestly man they're the best thing on Yea Forums right now.
Its never bad to have an emotional response to kino.

Robert is a nigger lol

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the kinoplex world building is pretty interesing desu.
>theatre falcons
>popcorn mines
>crabs and crablegs
>theatre anvils
>robert
>daily designated shooters
I imagine it as this massive place where the hallway to the theatre doors has a massive cavernous ceiling and you can see/hear/smell the popcorn mines far away, robert is at the front desk checking people in, the theatre falcons are perched in rafters far off, there is some eldritch long claw thing grabbing people it spots as violating the no-singles policy.
Its pretty strange but perfectly in-line with its own universe.

>"....Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."

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>all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run

Post Lane

It just occurred to me
He played Bateman.... then Batman....

Yep. Definitely autistic

HIGH FIVES IN SLOW MOTION WHILE A MONTAGE OF GETTING GEAR READY PLAYS
youtube.com/watch?v=5IpYOF4Hi6Q

unironically idris elba

kino

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Robert knows where the winds blowing

>Please rise for the National Anthem

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Deepest lore

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who the FUCK are you talking to my man Robert like that?

>cherry bomb starts playing

ROBERT LOOK OUT THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY

I sometimes wonder how these people Yea Forums randomly select out to be meme of the month feel
They basically have a bunch of internet weirdos digging up personal pictures of them and sharing online

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>meme of the month
Kinoplex threads have been around for years, newfag

Shut up. Now.

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Okay so how long until jannies start deleting these reddit braincel threads?

My brother... my captain... my king.

Since you are already so successful in the (you) market, I will invest a (you) in your collection of (you)'s. I'll never understand this market....

They should feel honored

>Kinoplex threads have been around for years, newfag

>laughing at the same exact jokes every day for years

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How do you think that shit makes him feel? Fucking terminated.

and your point being

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It's an ongoing story with a recurring cast. It reminds me of some other entertainment format that I can't quite put my finger on. Books maybe?

To commemorate the end gentlemen, I find this image the best choice.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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What does nigger mean?

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The "copy that" dude

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kek

I guess put me in the screenshot? Not quite sure why this was considered super clever and awesome but I'll roll with it I guess?

This thread is going down in history boys

Been lookin’ all over for ya Lenneh!

>laughing at the same exact jokes every day for years
So you're new here. Don't bother posting an anime reaction image to try and fit in.

If you've got something exciting and original, throw it out there. Otherwise, yes, I'll keep laughing at the same shit day in day out because I'm a sad, lonely man. Why is it a bad thing to find joy in the simple things.

absolutely based

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fuck off

I love how open to interpretation this is, it's just brilliant story telling. In the sense that you get to write your own story.

Kino

Welcome back, faggot.

ROBEEEEEERT
WHERE ARE MY SLIM JIIIIIIMS

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>open to interpretation
It's just a bro-moment where user isn't going to let Robert go in alone, while brilliantly referencing a well-ingrained part of the kinoplex universe in the "no singles policy"

It's not really open to much more interpretation than that; it's just been misunderstood by a couple of brainlets.

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L O N D O N

Beyond based

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this is why i come to Yea Forums

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You mean like Sneed? Bacause that has been around for only about 3 years and still going

cuck

>ha ha look guys I’m aloof and proud of my own ignorance
Die retard die

why are you still here if you can't be insane with us?

>about 3 years
Jesus Christ has it really been that long already

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I don't get it. Does this imply Robert shoots only singles? I thought he understood us

Yeah, this video is more than 2 years old now, fuck youtu.be/SD-psZSFIVw

Go fuck yourself.

It's a dumbly formatted comment

Do you think the people who make these threads are living out their secret homosexual desires vicariously through Robert-user roleplaying

No it's just a fun, shared universe that we all like to play in every now and then. It represents the user's day-to-day fears and anxieties, but Robert is the one positive aspect in the horribly oppressive world of the Kinoplex.

a mix between will smith sass and John Wick concierge respectability and class

Nice

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>it ain't me starts playing

Why are weebs so retarded bros?

>No Robert is just the clerk, I've told you this before

It's like a tv show that any user with a little cleverness and photoshop can add to. That's why its so magical

>when movies get so bad people go back to caveman days and tell stories around the campfire

>3 years
What the fuck no. Don't tell me that.

I don't get it

You only need to ask

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Rasta robert was one of the best kinoplex threads I've seen lately

the reply that saved Yea Forums

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kino
>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun

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Best thread on Yea Forums right now

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Sometimes I like to pretend Robert is my real friend and he lets me sneak in the movies for free but I still have to pay for the crab legs

Welcome to Yea Forums, bitch.

Perfect.

That shirt reminds me that when I was 10 I found porn of Charlie Brown getting his dick sucked by the girl with dark hair and wasn't allowed to play video games for 3 months

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based and leadpilled

in the future internet historians will talk about how Robertposting and similar (like wojak and apu) became the true, genuine way of storytelling in the modern digital age
by combining our efforts into shaping the personality of this idealized companion character, based solely on stock images and crude photoshops to fuel our imagination, we managed to create something that is more unique than anything hollywood has or will ever produce, something that binds us all together and will make us forever remember we were once part of an anonymous imageboard, completely unknown to each other but sharing the same hopes and dreams
this is peak storytelling and peak human bonding
memes have surpassed art

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Who the fuck is this zoom zoom? Only Robert is allow to touch my tickets

this

It means he will shoot up the theater with Robert

I don't get it
And telling me fuck off doesn't help dipshit

What is this from? It sounds really familiar but I can't place it.

blessed post

More obsessive media fan/media store employee friendships in movies pls

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That is exactly how I imagine his voice and I have been meaning to post this for a while.

based

I'm more astonished his kid knows what its daddy looks like.

I'm my opinion Robertposting and Kinoplex stories are by far the best memes on Yea Forums creative speaking

same dude.

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>user, the no singles policy is in effect for the joker and you cant watch it
>so, i have this female friend of mine, she is looking for someone to watch the joker with
>i have told her about you, will you watch with her ? She is single too ;)

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B-but Robert I'm gay.

wholesome

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they're the most creative, original, and genuinely funny things this shit website has ever produced

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For you

*surpasses kino*

>there she is user

>so, this is user ? Nice to meet you !
>lets go in ?

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dumb weeb poster

>IU
oh shit. He lives in my state? Fucking awesome.

Why wouldn't she?

K I N O
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This is going to come as a shock, but often times black males that produce offspring will either be incarcerated or do their best to avoid any parental responsibility.

Put me into the kino screencap

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We're talking about Rob here. You should be banned for even implying he could be a deadbeat father.

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that's fucking good.

now I understand why this thread got to bump limit

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