Is there any Coomerkinos?

Is there any Coomerkinos?

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HNNNNNGH IM COOMING IM THROWING MY MILKYROPES COOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIINNNNGGGGG

Why yes I have coomed what gave it away?

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Reminder:

“Cumbrian” started on Yea Forums
It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums
The discord forcing it changed the spelling to bypass the Yea Forums filter

Anything involving Seth Rogen.

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me in the back

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in awe at the cranial capacity on that lad

are we actually taking memes from Yea Forums now?

What do you call this expression?

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"Coom" is a Sam Hydeism, so it's Yea Forums.

Is he a confirmed coomer?

This is actually a very flattering picture for him. It's the stance.

Mods.
But madison is so sexy because she's smol yet a bimbo. Smol tiny bimbo. That's hot as fuck.
But yea MODS

You tell me

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He doesn't look quite is bad here

based black guy looking sleepy again

>have sex

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Why not actually go to porn conventions? You can grope your favorite porn actresses for pictures.

oh shit it’s true
wtf?

Being cumbrained sucks because I genuinely love masturbating
>hot summer day
>come home
>have fan blow a nice breeze right onto my sweaty ass
>load up my favorite bbw porn
>every stroke of my cock feels incredible
>coom

Why are they all ugly? Do they have panels where the attractive ones are on stage?

is it like comiccons where they charge you for being in their vicinity?

what does the life of someone who attends these conventions look like?

Unironically Don Jon.

You don't get to bring coom

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read big red son by DFW

I do this too! I love blowing a load all over my tummy then immediately taking a comfy nap on my couch.

is that king kike in the back?

Is that young Uncle Lester?

I never thought about it before, but it would be quite fun to meet pornstars and have a chat with them.

>the head jew guy of the whole network is in the background.
Wow I didn't know you got to meet the behind the scenes people. That's actually pretty cool.

this once
that board is flooded with porn so bad im not surprised they are using it that much

they should cast this as a ferengi in the nu star trek films

Daily reminder that that guy is Sminems dad.

>want to coom inside a girl
>feel inspired to set up dating accounts, reconnect with girls from school or talk to that girl I see walking around
>load up my favorite porn video
>coom
>instantly forget about wanting a relationship until the next time I coom

That house must smell horrible

Are you allowed to touch boobs at porn conventions like this?

cringe

NO EXPRESSION

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twitter.com/jayman079?lang=en

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Is he a CREEPY DIRTBAG?

I should mention I wouldn't ask this based question if he was black or hispanic, because I'm blue pilled.

An old man dies. A young woman lives. Fair trade.

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>ecelebs
>tv
More like

she never seems all that small to me

Holy shit this guy is a turbocoomer

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What a legend

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How much power does he truly poses in the industry?

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No, it’s a Yea Forums thing. It would still be cumbrain if not for the filter.

he honestly wouldn't even look bad if he grew a beard and stopped making that serial killer expression

Have sex

Laugh all you want but he’s holding titties, and 99% of you haven’t even held another woman’s hand.

>retweets avengers and rick and morty

that's one shiny head

Hmmm

What’s his endgame?

CHAD

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HIS NAME IRL IS DICK LESTER, CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE

loads.

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He really likes His blacked porn

based coomer

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>Brunt, Ferengi Cooming Authority

These threads make me horny, dubs decides which pornstar I masturbate over

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there there cumbrain,cooming will make the pain go away

Based.
Marley a cute.

yup, the frog god of the juden

Well it's pretty clear our coomer is obsessed with Alix Lynx

You're the pornstar

Yeah, meanwhile onions is still filtered and cumbrain threads still fill the catalogue there.
So much for moderation.

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>Reminder: "Cumbrian” started on Yea Forums It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums The discord forcing it changed the spelling to bypass the Yea Forums filter

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lol nice

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Big fail on their part because cumbrain is negative while coomer makes it seem cool.

looks more like of a Moe Lester kind of guy

>Cumbrian
Who is this mysterious Cum Brian?

wholesome

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Pictures of your dad

What emotion is this face supposed to convey?

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based non-retard /g/entooman

holy fuck he's like a walking personification of the coomer meme

I don't eat, I don't sleep,
I do nothing but coom

that it would excite him if he could wear her face

heh

what did he mean by this?

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ok now THIS is very based

nope COOM is a forced /fit/ meme

He's a typical MCU fan.

Imagine where that tongue has been.

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bruh

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What the fuck

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Does he remember which video it was too?

These women are so fucking ugly. Masculine too.

That's a big hand

>It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums
I'll be damned

it's from /fit/ after cumbrain began getting spammed there

oh no he's retarded

Not awkwardly trying not to get too close to the women. No pussy ass visible hover hands. Absolute specimen.

Imagine letting a pornstar lick your face
You're practically getting cummed on your face right there

"My bad"

Some of these girls look terrible in these pictures compared to how they look in professional scenes.

>put on a happy face

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Nah Adriana is hot. Just used up

Does he post here? Is he responsible for any coom threads?

So he works there or really just likes porn conventions?

who is the semen demon?

I can't tell if this guy is alpha or cringe

probably a bit of both, but for a weirdo this dude has some confidence

So this is the power of professional photography...

coomer

why does he have a beard but no eyebrows?
I though he was one of those severe alopecia cases like famous former football referee Pierluigi Collina

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Even worse, it's Adriana. A regular cast member of blacked and eats out their assholes.

Judging by his twitter, he works Nightshift, and his hobbies are watching sports and porn.

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Have sex.

cancer

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I can't tell if i'm living in a fucking simulation or not anymore, this shit is surreal since the 2016 election

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anyone not retarded?

He’s a Maskchad?

cumbrain

I used to find her hot years ago back when she started. Now she is used up.

Some of these girls look like IG models in their videos or photo shoots. They look like literally-whos in these pics.

He’s like an NPC except he just does whatever he wants without any shame instead of parroting opinions. I don’t know if he’s an ubermench or just a being of pure id

Twisted fucking psychopath

based

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Ain't she under 5 feet tall?

kek

fuck now I'm sad

the coomer has to live. it can't end like this

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no.
you will not jizz to him

>tfw one too many cooms

CUM WITH ME
INTO THE TREES

Who's the blonde?

>img_20190913
what the fuck are you that guy?

how do you know its cancer

(OP)
/ourcoomer/.

FUCKING BASED

I'm so happy we found this guys social media

coomer has no hair fucknut

It started getting weird in 2007 and has been exponential since 2008 when people unironically elected a literal who just because he was black.

WE LAY ON THE ASS
AND LET THE HOURS PASS

If you post butthole, i'll tell you.

Kenzie Reeves is one of the best going right now. obviously off her mind on various substances in every scene and hot as hell. based coomer

Kenzie Reeves

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REALITY

Enjoy eating a black mans ass

He literally looks exactly like the Coomer meme

Came to post this. Don Jon is the only movie I can think of explicitly about the coomers.

They seem p chill

wtf

dam now im out thread was fun

>and just like that, he was gone. just coom in the wind...

Kenzie Reeves

Shame (deserved shame)

this is coomerkino after coomer has a relapse

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It's the eyebrows. He doesn't even need a beard.

>open image
>see nut
>nut reminds me of nut
>wanna nut
>go on p-hub to get nut
>click random video i dont care i just nut
>i nut

CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

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Is he alpha? Remove the virtual medium and he becomes a cuckold.
This coomer even posted a picture of his child on his porn-infested twitter account.

Kill all Americans

>coom
How are you guys pronouncing this?

what the fuck is this

anyone this invested in porn obviously hires these girls as escorts routinely meaning he is the true based coomer

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

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All these porn stars look like waitresses from Olive Garden

Lol may god have mercy on coomer’s soul

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It's the result of /pol/ spreading the bbc/blacked meme for the past 3-4 years.

coo-pure strikes

Like an owl with an "m" at the end.

That's why no-fap exists.

Sounds about white

>comedy takes a dark turn

the thin-framed glasses, weak chin, and awful haircut are really the only things all these incels seem to have in common. chads get away with the other shit in that image all the time. also NB shoes are what the military wears, so pretending they're "incel" shoes is lazy shitposting.

rhymes wth zoom

Adriana Chechik was a waitress at Applebee's but got fired for blowing a guy in the bathroom as thanks for a tip

IMAGINE THE SMOL

lmao

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The same as comb

>that filename
the coomer is itt
praise him

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the consonants are silent and the vowels are extremely loud.

Coom is a Sam Hyde meme.

How do you think the Coomer sounds? I imagine him with a thick New Jersey accent

>I don't know nuttin' about politics
>I don't know nuttin' about climate change
>I just fuckin' coom

Fuckin hell I gotta start eating out more

Take a look at this Jem.

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>god

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>americans are so desperate for money they give blowjobs for tips

>"coom with me if you wanna live"

cŵm

>no google results
>no other results for image in archive
jesus i'm sorry bro
gonna coom one out in honor of you tonight

Yu shinoda

couldn't make it in past a few seconds. the kino was too much for me to handle

allie sin

I want to jerk off but I don't. I'm letting it all build up for the next girl I get to fuck.

I got this one girl's snapchat at my class, I check her profile like 2 days later and she's having some gay ass picnic with some faggot. Oh well, onto the next one.

This can't be real

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stop watching porn

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they are more like athletes imo.
at least the guys, who do pretty much all the job
or the girls who do extreme sex scenes with double or triple penetrations

it's actually a combination of white cucks and extremely autistic and insecure asian incels that spam blackedshit.

Well that was unexpected... what if his "Make a wish" was visit all the porn websites conventin and pornstars in the world?

dont forget very thin almost invisible lips

>that filename
Holy shit dude. If that's you. God bless.

what a "surprise"

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someone explain

ExploitedCollegeGirls' Ellie (aka Hazel Moore) is my personal favorite right now

Tummy nigga what are you 7 years old what a fucking faggot

>that filename
Omg Jay is that really you?

HUGE
BLACK
COCK

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you just click the link and watch kino.

He based