Is there any Coomerkinos?
Is there any Coomerkinos?
HNNNNNGH IM COOMING IM THROWING MY MILKYROPES COOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIINNNNGGGGG
Why yes I have coomed what gave it away?
Reminder:
“Cumbrian” started on Yea Forums
It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums
The discord forcing it changed the spelling to bypass the Yea Forums filter
Anything involving Seth Rogen.
me in the back
in awe at the cranial capacity on that lad
are we actually taking memes from Yea Forums now?
What do you call this expression?
"Coom" is a Sam Hydeism, so it's Yea Forums.
Is he a confirmed coomer?
This is actually a very flattering picture for him. It's the stance.
Mods.
But madison is so sexy because she's smol yet a bimbo. Smol tiny bimbo. That's hot as fuck.
But yea MODS
You tell me
He doesn't look quite is bad here
based black guy looking sleepy again
>have sex
Why not actually go to porn conventions? You can grope your favorite porn actresses for pictures.
oh shit it’s true
wtf?
Being cumbrained sucks because I genuinely love masturbating
>hot summer day
>come home
>have fan blow a nice breeze right onto my sweaty ass
>load up my favorite bbw porn
>every stroke of my cock feels incredible
>coom
Why are they all ugly? Do they have panels where the attractive ones are on stage?
is it like comiccons where they charge you for being in their vicinity?
what does the life of someone who attends these conventions look like?
Unironically Don Jon.
You don't get to bring coom
read big red son by DFW
I do this too! I love blowing a load all over my tummy then immediately taking a comfy nap on my couch.
is that king kike in the back?
Is that young Uncle Lester?
I never thought about it before, but it would be quite fun to meet pornstars and have a chat with them.
>the head jew guy of the whole network is in the background.
Wow I didn't know you got to meet the behind the scenes people. That's actually pretty cool.
this once
that board is flooded with porn so bad im not surprised they are using it that much
they should cast this as a ferengi in the nu star trek films
Daily reminder that that guy is Sminems dad.
>want to coom inside a girl
>feel inspired to set up dating accounts, reconnect with girls from school or talk to that girl I see walking around
>load up my favorite porn video
>coom
>instantly forget about wanting a relationship until the next time I coom
That house must smell horrible
Are you allowed to touch boobs at porn conventions like this?
cringe
NO EXPRESSION
Is he a CREEPY DIRTBAG?
I should mention I wouldn't ask this based question if he was black or hispanic, because I'm blue pilled.
An old man dies. A young woman lives. Fair trade.
>ecelebs
>tv
More like
she never seems all that small to me
Holy shit this guy is a turbocoomer
What a legend
How much power does he truly poses in the industry?
No, it’s a Yea Forums thing. It would still be cumbrain if not for the filter.
he honestly wouldn't even look bad if he grew a beard and stopped making that serial killer expression
Have sex
Laugh all you want but he’s holding titties, and 99% of you haven’t even held another woman’s hand.
>retweets avengers and rick and morty
that's one shiny head
Hmmm
What’s his endgame?
CHAD
HIS NAME IRL IS DICK LESTER, CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE
loads.
He really likes His blacked porn
based coomer
>Brunt, Ferengi Cooming Authority
These threads make me horny, dubs decides which pornstar I masturbate over
there there cumbrain,cooming will make the pain go away
Based.
Marley a cute.
yup, the frog god of the juden
Well it's pretty clear our coomer is obsessed with Alix Lynx
You're the pornstar
Yeah, meanwhile onions is still filtered and cumbrain threads still fill the catalogue there.
So much for moderation.
>Reminder: "Cumbrian” started on Yea Forums It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums The discord forcing it changed the spelling to bypass the Yea Forums filter
lol nice
Big fail on their part because cumbrain is negative while coomer makes it seem cool.
looks more like of a Moe Lester kind of guy
>Cumbrian
Who is this mysterious Cum Brian?
wholesome
Pictures of your dad
What emotion is this face supposed to convey?
based non-retard /g/entooman
holy fuck he's like a walking personification of the coomer meme
I don't eat, I don't sleep,
I do nothing but coom
that it would excite him if he could wear her face
heh
what did he mean by this?
ok now THIS is very based
nope COOM is a forced /fit/ meme
He's a typical MCU fan.
Imagine where that tongue has been.
bruh
What the fuck
Does he remember which video it was too?
These women are so fucking ugly. Masculine too.
That's a big hand
>It’s been word-filtered to “gamer,” on Yea Forums
I'll be damned
it's from /fit/ after cumbrain began getting spammed there
oh no he's retarded
Not awkwardly trying not to get too close to the women. No pussy ass visible hover hands. Absolute specimen.
Imagine letting a pornstar lick your face
You're practically getting cummed on your face right there
"My bad"
Some of these girls look terrible in these pictures compared to how they look in professional scenes.
>put on a happy face
Nah Adriana is hot. Just used up
Does he post here? Is he responsible for any coom threads?
So he works there or really just likes porn conventions?
who is the semen demon?
I can't tell if this guy is alpha or cringe
probably a bit of both, but for a weirdo this dude has some confidence
So this is the power of professional photography...
coomer
why does he have a beard but no eyebrows?
I though he was one of those severe alopecia cases like famous former football referee Pierluigi Collina
Even worse, it's Adriana. A regular cast member of blacked and eats out their assholes.
Judging by his twitter, he works Nightshift, and his hobbies are watching sports and porn.
Have sex.
cancer
I can't tell if i'm living in a fucking simulation or not anymore, this shit is surreal since the 2016 election
anyone not retarded?
He’s a Maskchad?
cumbrain
I used to find her hot years ago back when she started. Now she is used up.
Some of these girls look like IG models in their videos or photo shoots. They look like literally-whos in these pics.
He’s like an NPC except he just does whatever he wants without any shame instead of parroting opinions. I don’t know if he’s an ubermench or just a being of pure id
Twisted fucking psychopath
based
Ain't she under 5 feet tall?
kek
fuck now I'm sad
the coomer has to live. it can't end like this
no.
you will not jizz to him
>tfw one too many cooms
CUM WITH ME
INTO THE TREES
Who's the blonde?
>img_20190913
what the fuck are you that guy?
how do you know its cancer
(OP)
/ourcoomer/.
FUCKING BASED
I'm so happy we found this guys social media
coomer has no hair fucknut
It started getting weird in 2007 and has been exponential since 2008 when people unironically elected a literal who just because he was black.
WE LAY ON THE ASS
AND LET THE HOURS PASS
If you post butthole, i'll tell you.
Kenzie Reeves is one of the best going right now. obviously off her mind on various substances in every scene and hot as hell. based coomer
Kenzie Reeves
REALITY
Enjoy eating a black mans ass
He literally looks exactly like the Coomer meme
Came to post this. Don Jon is the only movie I can think of explicitly about the coomers.
They seem p chill
wtf
dam now im out thread was fun
>and just like that, he was gone. just coom in the wind...
Kenzie Reeves
Shame (deserved shame)
this is coomerkino after coomer has a relapse
It's the eyebrows. He doesn't even need a beard.
>open image
>see nut
>nut reminds me of nut
>wanna nut
>go on p-hub to get nut
>click random video i dont care i just nut
>i nut
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
Is he alpha? Remove the virtual medium and he becomes a cuckold.
This coomer even posted a picture of his child on his porn-infested twitter account.
Kill all Americans
>coom
How are you guys pronouncing this?
what the fuck is this
anyone this invested in porn obviously hires these girls as escorts routinely meaning he is the true based coomer
All these porn stars look like waitresses from Olive Garden
Lol may god have mercy on coomer’s soul
It's the result of /pol/ spreading the bbc/blacked meme for the past 3-4 years.
coo-pure strikes
Like an owl with an "m" at the end.
That's why no-fap exists.
Sounds about white
>comedy takes a dark turn
the thin-framed glasses, weak chin, and awful haircut are really the only things all these incels seem to have in common. chads get away with the other shit in that image all the time. also NB shoes are what the military wears, so pretending they're "incel" shoes is lazy shitposting.
rhymes wth zoom
Adriana Chechik was a waitress at Applebee's but got fired for blowing a guy in the bathroom as thanks for a tip
IMAGINE THE SMOL
lmao
The same as comb
>that filename
the coomer is itt
praise him
the consonants are silent and the vowels are extremely loud.
Coom is a Sam Hyde meme.
How do you think the Coomer sounds? I imagine him with a thick New Jersey accent
>I don't know nuttin' about politics
>I don't know nuttin' about climate change
>I just fuckin' coom
Fuckin hell I gotta start eating out more
Take a look at this Jem.
>god
>americans are so desperate for money they give blowjobs for tips
>"coom with me if you wanna live"
cŵm
>no google results
>no other results for image in archive
jesus i'm sorry bro
gonna coom one out in honor of you tonight
Yu shinoda
couldn't make it in past a few seconds. the kino was too much for me to handle
allie sin
I want to jerk off but I don't. I'm letting it all build up for the next girl I get to fuck.
I got this one girl's snapchat at my class, I check her profile like 2 days later and she's having some gay ass picnic with some faggot. Oh well, onto the next one.
This can't be real
stop watching porn
they are more like athletes imo.
at least the guys, who do pretty much all the job
or the girls who do extreme sex scenes with double or triple penetrations
it's actually a combination of white cucks and extremely autistic and insecure asian incels that spam blackedshit.
Well that was unexpected... what if his "Make a wish" was visit all the porn websites conventin and pornstars in the world?
dont forget very thin almost invisible lips
>that filename
Holy shit dude. If that's you. God bless.
what a "surprise"
someone explain
ExploitedCollegeGirls' Ellie (aka Hazel Moore) is my personal favorite right now
Tummy nigga what are you 7 years old what a fucking faggot
>that filename
Omg Jay is that really you?
HUGE
BLACK
COCK
you just click the link and watch kino.
He based