>Friday night
Why are you here?
Friday night
Grayson Collins
Justin Scott
I have hardcore diarrhea
Carter Walker
No life
John Evans
I'm about to go have sex with a 48 year old MILF I met on Tinder, shitposting on here before then though
Evan Campbell
Post pics
Hudson Flores
to banepost
Ian Phillips
yeah im gonna need some proof bro
Asher Foster
...
Elijah Cooper
...
Samuel Thomas
My bad
Adam Adams
post pics of her feet
milf feet are the best
Landon Walker
society outside is full of crazy assholes
Aiden Wilson
Aww
Bentley Hall
there are black youths being very loud in the street outside my apt. leaving doesn't seem prudent at this moment.
Matthew Perry
I used to post this at 8am for the (You)s months ago. I’m glad it’s still here
Jonathan Harris
I'm writing my fantasy romance novel.
Nathan Nguyen
Im aclhokic and cocaine addict so im staying away from the bars and staying home so i stay out of trouble
Joseph Jenkins
I have no need for human companionship
Evan Kelly
this desu
Gabriel Phillips
quote the plane scene whilst having the sex
Carter Reyes
The Incel
Kevin Hill
Everyone does
Austin Brown
because im a fucking loser
Angel Reyes
Just got home from work (Big 4 CPA). I'm drinking an Oktoberfest and might go to a local Oktoberfest tomorrow too.
Parker Campbell
When did you realize that it was over?
Colton Moore
you make enough money to be a normalfag, why aren't you one, why are you here on a friday
Joshua Williams
Im in front of Starbucks using their wifi to download porn doesnt get much wilder than this
Andrew Perry
No friends. And I only make $70k.
Logan Green
Pretty much this. I realized a while ago the guys I hangout with spend all their time drinking and talking shit on whoever didn't show up, so they probably talk shit on me too. Don't want to associate around with guys like that. I'd rather go to the gym or play video games or watch a movie, which is exactly how I intend to spend my weekend.
Blake Bailey
It's not October though.
Mason Baker
You make plenty unless you're deep in debt in SF or something. At that income level you can start throwing plenty of money towards the sole purpose of acquiring friends/GF.
Christian Mitchell
that's how much I make, I live in metro Detroit though so it's not crazy expensive
Aiden Sullivan
I'm too much of a loner to have friends. And women only want Chad. You also need to have friends in order to get a gf, and I don't really want to make that effort.
Jason Bennett
Damn you sound like such a wimp. No wonder you have no friends/gf.
Liam Fisher
Not a wimp. I'm just grounded in reality.
Ian Rogers
Haha gay
Angel Green
Depends on how old you are. Plenty of people in their 30s have no friends and get BF/GFs. More understood by working professionals too. Otherwise there are women you can befriend, especially the transgender ones.
Brody Johnson
Yeah
Christopher Moore
Did a 10 hour shift and got home at 6:30. Too fucking tired to even drink. Another shift tomorrow.
Josiah Richardson
Getting drunk and listening to music.
Cooper Carter
I'm 25.
Mason Scott
Checking while playing some Garry’s Mod.
Brandon Murphy
>It's my birthday today.
>Full moon.
>Mom brought me a pizza and chocolate cake.
>QT I'm seeing is coming over after she gets off work to watch horror movies and birthday sex.
Living the Dream
Nathaniel Wright
Matthew Reyes
>crashed plane
>fire raising
>power stance
What did Nolan mean by this?
Bentley Carter
Ryan Lee
Just say you moved to the area and that's why you have no friends and that without social media you sort of accidentally let things die over the phone with them.
Jace Young
Seriously I it possible to get a gf with no friends? I have no desire to hang out with dudes whatsoever
Ian Nelson
Sounds like you've drank the /r9k/ Kool-Aid. If you're ok with this, keep doing it. If not, you can choose to change things. It won't be easy but it will be worth it, user.
Ian Baker
Defeatist cope
Zachary Peterson
You guys are alright.
Luis Torres
Yes. Most husbands have only their wife as their friend. Women understand that it's a thing. Just if you're still in college then your gf will value you having friends but not after that. But if you work part time or are unemployed then it's bad again, full time (or more) is okay, it makes you ambitious and likely to make money and they want a monopoly on your social spending.
Kayden Perry
Where else would I be?
James Russell
Nathan Peterson
I've been a doomer for a few years now.
Sebastian Scott
Honestly, not really. That's why I gave up the idea of ever getting a gf.
Jayden Thomas
Camden Anderson
No. You need at least two friends to not seem like a psychopath, even if you only see them once every few months
Julian Wright
Easton Robinson
I'm not going to make a speech and tell you everything will be fine, but there's a lot of fun out there in the world. I know, I used to be a miserable shut-in but now I have a happy life. I'm only on here for bants and memes. Maybe give life another try? But you understand your circumstances better than I do.
Juan Sullivan
Owen Garcia
>husband busts them while they're fucking
>"was getting caught part of your plan?"
Hunter Cook
For
Hunter Reyes
Does anyone here have any experience with MILFs?
I'm about to get into uncharted territory
Carson Perez
Call them mommy and act like a child, they like that shit
Adrian Ward
GOLOGGED
Jackson Walker
>"of coursh!"
Hunter Anderson
Isaac Morgan
for real? lmao
what about the vaj, are they tight? do they like the tiddy succ
Bentley Davis
Matthew Green
Married and have too many movies on plex. Plus don't really feel like drinkan.
Nolan Harris
i'm going through games i brought on steam sales
Jace Adams
How would this apply to a 27 year old working guy, in college part time, not a lot of friends, who wants to date/bang the 21 or 22 year old girls in his classes?
Brayden Gutierrez
Me and my wife just got back from Taco Bell
Tyler Morales
Was gonna go gym but the gains goblin gf is making me get drunk
Julian Powell
Dylan Thompson
I can't think of a reason to go anywhere else.
Austin Reyes
Had my wisdom teeth removed today. Following all precautions ro avoid issues. Except taking way more of the hydrocodone than I'm supposed to.
Logan Torres
I'm jealous. Are you really outgoing and muscular? I wish I could have a gf.
Angel Gutierrez
this. The concept of going out somewhere with friends to have a good time is wholly foreign to me.
Anthony Ortiz
Why does he remind me of her?
Andrew Johnson
Asher Foster
because I have lyme disease
Grayson Green
About to head to the strip club. Just doing a few shitposts so I can check and see lots of Yous later
Dominic Edwards
For you
Logan Green
this and I'm a coomer
Brayden Brooks
for you
Camden Ortiz
>gets bit by a piece of fruit
lol
Nicholas Morales
I was out with my bro chatting up chicks last night OP. You have no power over me.