Itt times you were acted like the coomer irl

COOOOOOOOOOOOMBRAIN
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMIN

Is it really mockery when you just become the very thing you're mocking?

>humans that are just being humans
Anyone who thinks a thing is acceptable based on instinct/ by virtue of being animals is a fucking brainlet.

>COOM 3
COOM 2 was clearly the best in the franchise

Porn addicts are normalfags and horny teens, they've been a Yea Forums-tier nuisance for a long time. I don't know why it took until now for people to start making fun of them.

The Duality of Man

OH GOD MOMMY OPEN THE DOOR I'M GONNA CUMMIES FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Porn is comfy, thanks to it I dont have to go outside and deal with real cunts.

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this is you

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good, all that shit is so fucking gay

This is you

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yeah dude fapping to tranny bbc porn for 7 hours every day is totally healthy keep it up

You don’t need to tell me twice.

tell that to your parents coomer

At first I found the coom posters annoying, now I find it comical, especially as the meme (hopefully) continues to evolve.

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Thoughts on Coom 6: The Cumback?

when I have sex and get into it then bust a nut into the girl.

OMG HE IS COOMING WATCH OUT

Having a bunch of sex with actual women irl is fucking based

Sitting in front of your computer watching videos of other men having sex with women as you jack off alone is pathetic

You're so pathetic you're acting like porn is the only way you're able to coom, which sadly probably is your case. Spend the time you use jacking off learning how to fuck girls IRL

>as the meme evolves
This is devolution.

GUESS WHAT?!

This meme is fucking stupid because everyone on Yea Forums esp Yea Forums is in one way shape or another a porn addict.

what does devolution mean

God help the losers who make pictures like that

Maybe one day I'll fuck as many girls as you.
LOL.

>mockery
coomer transcends mockery. He simply is. A memetic god.

>reddit spacing
>dude sex is EVERYTHING lmao you’re PATHETIC if you don’t have sex like all the time bro

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>Spend the time you use jacking off learning how to fuck girls IRL
Why? What for?
Thats a waste of time gives you herpes and costs money, because it costs money it drags out your retirement further which means you have to wagecuck longer.
Porn and cooming is a good replacement for woman.

what should some who haves bunch of sex with actual women irl" be called
i purpose choomer

It's virtue signalling /fit/ rejects that forced it.
The reason it should be completely disregarded is because on a board where you can challenge anyone to post body, any supposed results from their circle jerk are utterly unfalsifiable. This should tell you all you need to know.

spoken like a true virgin

Why are coomer spamming Yea Forumsedditors so dishonest?
Why are they the first ones to always report threads like this archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/120960664/#120960664 but then pretend otherwise in threads attacking them for being dishonest redditors?

1. the transfer or delegation of power to a lower level, especially by central government to local or regional administration.
2. descent or degeneration to a lower or worse state

>God help the losers who make pictures like that

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Nice job of outing yourself as a virgin you megafaggot

I honestly hate that mindset but find myself jacking it to hentai daily.

Its just so easy to do when you're bored.

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A bit too tryhard. Should have ended it with COOM ETERNAL.

Coom to this post. Please take pics next time.

Same. I would never fuck a man/trans IRL but futanari is just hot.

>Dude JACKING OFF Is everything, you're PATHETIC if you don't JACK OFF TO PORN alll the time bro

>lol sex is LAME, every woman has herpes and it costs SOOO MUCH MONEY!!!

1. download tinder
2. learn to take presentable pics/convey a funny side of your personality
3. invite girl over (free) or at most meet them up at a bar for drinks ($10) then fuck
4. wear a condom if you're that autistically scared about STDs

wow so hard

but no, just sit there you fat pathetic fuck jacking off all day instead, i'm sure it's rewarding

It never feels as good as you think. I've done some real fucking weird shit to my body for pleasure but the actual orgasm just leaves me feeling like shit.

Why do I keep doing it? god help me!

Dude stop, you're not convincing anyone.

I did take pics but only for shemales and trannys I am not gay I don’t like men.

>1. download tinder
Degenerate wolf in sheep's clothing spotted.

I'd add that

5. If you're fat or ugly, just swipe on fat chicks, they'll fuck anything

What

Based kike

ITT: seething cumbrains

>posted from a reddit device

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fuck off roastie

Futanari is honestly the best thing to come out of hentai.

Top tier fetish that 3D could never replicate.

how many guys from tinder you let splooge in you?

I'm convinced all of this is just one person trying to push a really forced and cringe meme

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That looks like Bam's self portrait.

is he gonna make it?

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Found a bug in your bot.

>fat spergs arrive to cry about what phone you use

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Because porn and masturbation are objectively morality wrong.

COOOOOOM AHHHHHH

Who's morals? Yours or mine?

I don't know man. He coomed one too many times. Sad part is, he actually has a son. This guy's name is Jason Meyers, he's a performer online under the name Dick Lester.

Thats too much work.
I can just open up a nice 4k porn video for free, don‘t have to go anywhere, dont need to take gay pics or charm some cunt and just fucking coom and then go on with my business.

Woman are a waste of time and I will never finance these roasters.
Nope not me.
and i also never get cucked.

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Dont tell anyone but i have a pic of the spammer

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Because sex is oversold, it doesn't deserve all the attention we give it.

Based, introverted, self fulfilled, realistic, and hedonism black-pilled.

LMAO

>le moral relativity
Morals are objective. Porn has also been proven to have a highly detrimental effect on people's mental state, its even worse than being being a drunk.

>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PORN ADDICTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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God's

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Test

Please, for the love of all that is holy, have sex.

> I'm putting together a team

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GUESS WHAT

go jack off fag

Which God? Jewish? Hindu? Muslim? Christian? Viking? Greek? Flying Spaghetti Monster?

How do you know their morals?

why do people think this innocuous meme is a /pol/ thing lmao

I agree but stop taking it so seriously.
It's just a dumb meme, dude.

cumbrain

You missed the step where you spent months without any matches and just dont care anymore

>Fucking thot I met on Fetlife
>She starts calling me Daddy.
>Ask her if she loves Daddy.
>"Yes, I do"
>Say it.
>"I love you Daddy!"
>Oh fuck I'm gonna COOM
>Hhhnnnggh!
>Dump my load deep in her cervix.
>Get up and go play Blasphemous.

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HNNNNGGGGGG *splurt*

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In this moment I am euphoric not from some phony God’s morals but because I am enlightened by my own cooming.

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trannys blame everything they dont like on /pol/

BEHOLD
THE PRÖÖMER

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Sounds like some normalfag shit, who wants to fuck some cunt that got molested? Gross I hope it made you feel desirable or whatever you freak.

Being a cum brain that just sits around and jerks off to internet porn all day while life passes you by is NOT healthy.

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And with one fell stroke you've lost the argument. Your position obliterated and your integrity in shambles.

Idk man I don’t care I just think it’s funny

>Porn has also been proven to have a highly detrimental effect on people's mental state
Lmao, no it hasn't.
And if it has, prove me wrong.
Go ahead, post a study showing it.

>Meet T H I C C QT on Tinder.
>Invite her over to watch kino.
>She comes over.
>"Hi user, what do you want to watch?"
>"Actually, I just invited you over to worship your feets so you can put on whatever you want."
>"O-okay..."

Shit was SO cash.

The one that exists you degenerate kike.
That whole playing dumb fedora routine got old ten fucking years ago. No one thinks your moral relativism is clever anymore, you just annoy everyone.

and
Are pretty much proof this is a concentrated effort.

No, that would be you. Nice projection though newfag

Cope cumbrain.

cumbrain>coomer
you can't prove me wrong

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Pilpul isn't an argument cumbrain.

>he thinks jerking off causes low sperm count
Retarded, disregarded.

get help with your addiction

They killed Socrates because he asked questions and annoyed everyone.

>Are pretty much proof this is a concentrated effort.

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This is me. So I just need to take a good picture and have a funny bio, right?

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>Are pretty much proof this is a concentrated effort.

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>Morals are objective.

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Come on, just one link. Should be easy.

Of course it's a concentrated effort. Young men are throwing their lives away to this shit. Cum brain is a real phenomenon.

Do you also think social media is harmless? Humans were not made to have this level of stimulation at their fingertips 24/7. Internet porn has reached a critical mass where any man, no matter his fetishes and interests, can find a near endless stream of fap material which hits -exactly- the right note for him, thus locking him into an endless cycle of edging, cumming, refraction, and then starting all over again.

>They killed Socrates because he asked questions and annoyed everyone.

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Spent 4 and a half years wanking to gfur everyday when I got home from college

>muh study
Imagine being this guy in the 40s and calling people that told you smoking is unhealthy morons because they couldn't show you a study that demonstrated a clear connection between smoking and cancer.
Don't be this guy.
He's a midwit.

Hey rabbi whatcha doin

My God, the only one that matters. Enjoy your pathetic hedonistic life and fleeting "happiness" as you destroy your brains ability to naturally produce dopamine

The 25 year old coombryo

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this memes on this site keep getting worse

Yeah, and let that be a lesson to us all..
Nobody care how enlightened by your own intelligence you think you are.

>just one link
No. Never selling.

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how's your life these days?

Does anyone remember the original schizo who posted that wojak? Really unnerving posts

fucking based

I realized I completely fucked up those years and now have turned things around and am more social and have some friends and even a bf

>Are pretty much proof this is a concentrated effort.

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I'm sure you won't mind then if I push you in front of a bus for claiming morals are subjective then.

The fact that when you type in "porn bad for you" on google it redirects you to a bunch of sites that affirm porn is good for you and its impossible to find any dissenting voice because google has been paid off to overhype the fact something clearly bad for you is actually good.

They are.

AAAAAAAAARGH IM POOPING

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based and dare i add redpilled

True lol. He got killed and what did that prove? One chance at life you’re born a human of all things and you still end up dying miserably bleeding to death because you’re an insufferable cunt. Absolute idiot.

The overall deterioration of the body from lack of exercise and poor diet that comes with being a cum brain will lower your sperm count.

>They tried the "semen brain" approach but that quickly failed
You mean that quickly got censored for no real reason

Who else /slampig/?

tits or gtfo

Do you believe cum brain is a real issue?

Yeah, when evidence points to the contrary that actually reaffirms my belief because of "conspiracies"!

Based pooper (does not scoop)

Hit mods way too close to home.

Socrates was sentenced to death for posting cringe

There were studies that showed smoking was unhealthy literally as early as the 30s and 40s though.
Also, terrible fucking analogy.

Or maybe it's because every "porn is bad for you" site is either a religious fundamentalist site or some shit Like Gary Wilson who is a quack with no real medical background.

>One chance at life you’re born a human of all things and you still end up dying miserably bleeding to death because you’re an insufferable cunt. Absolute idiot.
There's a reason he's one of the most significant people in history while you're an incel who shitposts on Yea Forums.

based seething xhamster social media intern

>
>There were studies that showed smoking was unhealthy literally as early as the 30s and 40s though.
>Also, terrible fucking analogy.
>
>
>Or maybe it's because every "porn is bad for you" site is either a religious fundamentalist site or some shit Like Gary Wilson who is a quack with no real medical background.

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It does when its a multi-billion dollar corporation. Porn is bad for you, it makes you have unrealistic expectations and increases your likely hood of violence.

Or maybe because google is affiliated with mindgeek.

My life is objectively way better than his. Whole lot of good that “fame” is doing him in the eternal void of nothingness.

(you)

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I HAGTE FATTIES

Based.

>Porn is bad for you, it makes you have unrealistic expectations and increases your likely hood of violence.

POST
PROOF
IT
ISNT
DIFFICULT

>POST
>PROOF
>IT
>ISNT
>DIFFICULT

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>My life is objectively way better than his.
sure it is

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>duuur post proof that driving a nail under your toe and kicking the wall hurts!
>I don’t see any proofs!!!

>fapping is healthy

OH KEK

>Masturbation is normal and healthy.

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>There were studies that showed smoking was unhealthy literally as early as the 30s and 40s though
That's why I said conclusive link shitwit.
>There were a few small-scale studies conducted from the late 1920s to late 1940s that suggested a possible link between smoking and lung cancer, but these studies had several limitations – and didn’t provide the evidence necessary to establish a clear connection between smoking and lung cancer.
cancer.org/latest-news/the-study-that-helped-spur-the-us-stop-smoking-movement.html

You're not smart for ignoring anecdotal evidence. You're just a Rick and Morty tier science cargo cultist.

cumbrain go jack off if its so good for you

>Secondly, and more to the point, the meta-analysis found that “[M]oral incongruence around pornography use is consistently the best predictor of the belief one is experiencing pornography-related problems or dysregulation, and comparisons of aggregate effects reveal that it is consistently a much better predictor than pornography use itself…”

Have at it. It's up to you whether to act onwhat ever impulse compelled to do that

No

It is you fucking dolt, air conditioning alone drives my quality of life 10x above his. Why are you even arguing this?

>US
Yeah, the US is always far behind everyone else.
Germany started the first anti-smoking campaigns in the 30s.
Kill yourself, retarded muttoid.

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>air conditioning

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>tfw just got done fapping to BBW porn, partly thanks to Pierce Brosnan, but still feell disgusted afterwards

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wtf are you talking about dude according to its normal

Don’t fucking onions jack me buddy I’m not in the mood.

>Germany started the first anti-smoking campaigns in the 30s.
An anti-smoking campaign is not a medical study, do you think people don't notice you shifting the goalposts because you're larping as enlightened eurotrash with a played up accent?

I can't post proof because google has erased it. But the fact is porn leads to violent monkey behavior and pedophillia.

Being a cum brain and "healthy masturbation habits" are two different things, you fucking retards. Nobody cares if you spend 15 minutes jerkin' it once a day. It's sitting around for literally hours edging, staying up until 6 am, jacking off 5+ times a day to the detriment of the rest of your life that matters.

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>You know that guilt and shame you feel in your soul when you're done?
>Well that's just social pressure!

>Don’t fucking onions jack me buddy I’m not in the mood.

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