How do I get a gf, lads?

>lads

Start but cutting that gay shit out.

Why are Jewish women so cute and creepy at the same time? Tbqhf

Look good, get a decent job, take a chick on a date. Be interesting and interested in her to a degree. If she likes you she will show it and then move in from there.

Contact her every few days, take her on fun dates, museums, etc. get to know her. If the chemistry is right ask her to be your GF after a few weeks.

Then realize your mistake because theres plenty of pussy out there.

Start by going out and making friends.Then you pray.

>shave
>get a modern haircut
>get some nice teeth (if you don't fucked up yours)
>learn to dress properly
>learn to make eye contact
>always have a clear mind and good topic conversations (passing the time)
>try not to look so desperate, play it easy
>JUST BE YOURSELF

Why shouldn't a human who has to commit to 9 fucking months not be picky? It's beneficial to the future in our species for fucks sake.

cringe

yeah but the jannies on this board suck cock so it'll be up for at least another hour

Even emma watson prefers americans who aren't faggots going around calling people lads.

>all women have the intention to breed
You are a big dummy.

So what? This board is fucking shit.

It's ingrainged and instinctual. No one wants to carry a child only to have a fat loser for a child.

just be yourself

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Negro, a LOT of women are on birth control which curbs the need to be impregnated. This "instinctual" shit doesn't matter when it's at a hormonal level this excludes trannies, as they are just mentally ill men.

She's a Latina girl, not a Jewish girl.

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Just be confident. That's all there is to it.

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maybe because there are other, more intrinsically "good" values that can be passed on by men who have been shat on their entire lives? character, a sense of humor, intelligence, wit, charm, all these traits can be learned and women would rather say fuck that and date some retard meathead just because he's 6'5 and handsome. i want to slaughter all fucking women

how do i get arab gf?

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I don't believe you. What's her name?

You fags won’t listen to me but i was once a sperg like you all. I use to try and manipulate girls or do pua shit but it always blew up. Best advice i can give is be friendly and nice to her and fun to hangout with. If there’s attraction she’ll be into you. Slowly escalate physically bc girls get creeped out by pushy guys. Just be nice to girls but not a push over. Genuinely love them and be nice to them and they’ll love you so much. I hope you all are able to experience this feeling someday. Life is very lonely without it.

Asian women don't have high standards. They just want love.

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They’re cute in a non American media way. Also they’re more likely to be spergs I’ve noticed.

Just walk up to them and say hi; it works every time.

I have no idea, man. Been trying to find out. Somebody posted the pic with a name on /s/ like 2 weeks ago.

Stop being a fat ugly sack of shit

Isn't she married to some 24 year old?

By not being memeing faggot zoomers

>approaching somebody you don't know irl
Don't do this. You end up looking weird.

You morons better start coping and preparing for that forever alone lifestyle if you need to ask 'how to get a gf'. If you're attractive enough, you would have already had a gf. How to get gf? Simple:
1. Be attractive or be a millionaire
2. Profit
That's all there is to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A&t=274s

Honestly watch this and learn how to cope with your ugly looks.

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What are some good ideas for early dates? How do treat her like a girlfriend rather than as a friend?

has lfie always been this unfair and shit for average/ugly men before this period? FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK

women are literal robots in today's world. they all want the same fucking thing. movie showing their hypocrisy when?

If women loved anglo men as much as anglo men love anglo men, they wouldn’t be having a steep decline in birthrates