How long have we been waiting for The Lighthouse? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect

I don't even know if a cinema near me will play it. I might go insane.

The themes seems less about a monster and more about cabin fever

WHAT

A combination of both would, especially in the hands of Egg would still be fuckin good man. Willem Defoe is so fun to watch and Patterson is good in his own right since the Rover

You meant since Cosmopolis.

Wait what was he in in Cosmoposis’ movie? He wasn’t in Mandy right?

What?

I’m retarded I got your film conifers with Cosmatos

Kek, the Cronenberg film. He was good in that, that was before The Rover.

There's mermaid vagina.

WHAT

What’s it feel like?

Can't wait for this movie to come out on VOD or Blu-ray so I can actually see it. When is that happening?

Like 4 months after theatrical release.

This isn't getting a wide theatrical release. There's no way they're going to wait that long. Even mainstream movies hit VOD no more than 2 months after ending their theatrical run.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

To add to this, there was a 3 month gap between the American theatrical premiere of The Witch and its VOD/BR release.

I bet it will get a wide release, like Midsommar at least.
Nice, so 3 months then.

WHAT

>black and white movie
>not about the holocaust
>getting a wide release

lmfao.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHYD YOU SPilL YER BEANS

I saw Willem Dafoe at a lighthouse in New England yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for tall tales or anything. He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “What?” but he kept cutting me off and going “what? what? what?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my viewing about, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ferry up front I saw him trying to walk into the ferry with like fifteen bottles of beer in his hands without paying.

The girl at the entrance was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent Neptrune strike me dead,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "Hark" really loudly.

I thought this film was about some Deep Ones attacking the MCs in the lihgthouse in the climax.

Everyone says this but is it not "watch ya spill ya beans"