Stone attended Xavier College Preparatory as a freshman, but dropped out after one semester to become an actress...

>Stone attended Xavier College Preparatory as a freshman, but dropped out after one semester to become an actress. She prepared a PowerPoint presentation for her parents titled "Project Hollywood" (featuring Madonna's 2003 song "Hollywood") to convince them to let her move to California to pursue an acting career. In January 2004, she moved with her mother to an apartment in Los Angeles
Meanwhile, what did you do in your teens? that's right, you wasted your time playing vidya and jerking off. If you were resolutive, you might have been working in Hollywood by now

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Sorry I wasnt born a beautiful women

Instead I got a degree, got married, bought a big plot of land, and had kids. Sounds way better then her gay jewish princess life. Tonight I'm going to shoot guns with my daughter and then fuck my wife

cute fantasy incel

>he thinks turning yourself into a soulless product designed to sell sex for faceless overlord corporations is good

Based and familypilled

my dad is a doctor and he was home about as often as a nigger's father is and he moved me several times when he switched practices. like he'd ever support a hobby of mine to that extent.

Goals
This

I came in 3rd in a comedy competition at 16 and have international renowned now

have sex

Emily is a special girl, you shouldn't expect that most people would be like that

Fucking based

>Stone attended Xavier College Preparatory as a freshman
Is she an X-man?

>Instead I got a degree, got married, bought a big plot of land, and had kids.
Worse fate than hell

yeah, she has shape-shifting abilities

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meant for

why would one marry in 2019

I think she also knew PHP or Javascript. I mean I hate those languages, but I still respect it for her

OP btfo

>I think she also knew PHP or Javascript. I mean I hate those languages, but I still respect it for her
do you have a source for that? can't find anything on google

She was Harvested.

was it worth it?

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>no pictures of them together
>harvey never produced an emma stone film
why do you lie on the internet, Zach?

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At what price though. She got abused by ugly old fat jews. Don't get wrong, she make it at Hollywood and is rich in exchange for sex. She did the right call.
Shame the nightmares.

KKino

Learn how to speak English

Well, we can tell you skipped English class, for sure. That other stuff? Sure, Jan.

Based English grammar nazi

based

Poke her in the butt for us, FPBP!

The real question is OP, when did she get genital herpes? Before or after the move?

Big if true

Me on Stone's left.

Based Emma.

Miss Stone you rude animal

she was carried by her best friend to him, you know Harvey's "favorite"

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>tfw you will never be a rich producer and have a threesome with them
why, bros, why

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LMFAO THIS COPE LARP

>he didn't make it in hollywood because he refused to suck jewish dick
lmaoing at you

Emma Stone can't fucking act for shit and her filmography is unironically all trash
Only redditors claim otherwise

Zombieland is kino. La La Land is okay. Don't care about the rest, honestly.

Her career is dead, so I'm waiting for some softcore porn film soon.

If she was already attending Xavier International School, I'm not surprised her parents didn't think of her wanting to move to LA and having all expenses paid.

Why do you constantly post a picture from a bafta event as your evidence? Are you a fucking retard? Watson literally made the most money any actress under 20 ever had for a decade of huge blockbuster movies and then was immediately attached to beauty and the beast and perks of being a wallflower afterwards. Legitamely almost none of her movies had anything to do with that fat fuck you dumb nigger

You're thinking of jennifer lawrence who literally came out of nowhere because she's a whore

Superbad is good

thinking of Watson?

Zombieland is shit and not one fraction of a bit kino. Come on now you can enjoy it but its flick central.

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If she was already attending Xavier International School, I'm not surprised her parents didn't think much of her wanting to move to LA and having all expenses paid.

Aren't the fees to attend like $50,000 a year? Sure it's impressed that she swayed her parents like that, and was confident in her looks and ability, but she was also convincing people that can shell out $50,000 on some high school for her so eh.

Right kid (you)

Absolutely fucking based and repilled.
If you're an edgy retard who is still in middle school or high school

Hey Zach.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

No thinking of these trash movies

-Aloha
-Gangster Squad
-Movie 43
-Battle of the Sexes
-Easy A
-The Help
-The Amazing Spiderman
-The Amazing Spiderman 2

Why are you stonefags such little bitches who defend this trash and actually have the gall to hate on Watson. Pathetic.

cope

>you need to be edgy to enjoy Superbad
y*kes

Stick to video games kiddo
Cope

mentally ill hapa

I want Goddess Emma to fuck me in the ass with a big black dildo until I scream like a little girl.

you're trying too hard, user

Too bad she gave herpes to Andrew Garfield and got dumped.

Good luck with the eventual divorce. Hopefully your kid won't get too fucked up by it (assuming it's yours).

Her face is busted for even the most veteran of porn stars, no thanks, just keep her on Netflix.

large if factual

You said nothing wrong

when I was a teen I wanted to become a doctor. Then I studied a lot and worked hard.
Then i became a doctor.

>Tonight I'm going to shoot guns with my wife and then fuck my daughter
fixed it for you

Someone post the picture of her nose hairs and wrinkly mug

Unironically, she is too old for porn.

>typed user, as he wiped a single tear with his crusty jizz sock in his mother's basement

She's too ugly for porn, unironically.

unlike you, Zachy-chan

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Just imagine best Emma doing BBC gang bang porn. muh dick!!!

She can still do MILF porn.

That's what i'm doing right now. Trying to start a career in acting. Too bad i'm almost 27. Probably too late for me. At least i'm half jewish.

yep, zach is here. abandon thread

emily is not cute

dilate niggers

Catholic High School for girls in Scottsdale AZ. I know a chick who went there. She said all the girls who went there were HUGE sluts.

post clues. Are you actor or actress?

Try casting couch.

>tfw no frog emma gf

What have you been in? You been to Acting School?

i was born half rooster

its shocking how many rich Hollywood celebrities barely finished high school or in some cases did not even do that. These are the people who want to use their fame to lecture use about politics.

Just try to imagine how many loads she had to take before appearing in Superbad.

Stonefags btfo

>to convince them to let her move to California to pursue an acting career. In January 2004, she moved with her mother to an apartment in Los Angeles
That's literally the same logic a lot of porn stars had before they got into porn.
The only difference between them and her is she got lucky (and she's probably jewish)

>not posting best emma
Cringe!

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this

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>blacked who television whore

yeah, why didn't I spend it sucking jewish dicks instead lmao

shes also childless lmaoooo

i want a frog gf

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she is not jewish u dumb fuck

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u autist