Alright Yea Forums, Pierce Brosnan here, as you know, we're going to do a Female 007 next movie, and producers put me in charge of picking the actress. Let me see your ideas.
Alright Yea Forums, Pierce Brosnan here, as you know, we're going to do a Female 007 next movie...
Oliver Young
Hunter Long
Before I recommend, how high will her BMI be for the role?
Thomas Thomas
Her pussy pH will be a 7-8 max.
Jordan Myers
Ah, you know, just an ordinary beautiful woman. Pitch them to me, and I will judge.
Jace Fisher
There's already going to be a female 007 in the next movie. You mean a female James Bond. Anyway Pierce, I just want you to come back as Bond for at least one film, please.
Lincoln Ward
BDH
Angel Wilson
Realistically speaking, how are they going to do it? I think the only sensible option is to have female agent 007 investigating something. Then she's killed and they have to pick new 007, who happens to be a rookie agent named "James Bond". His mission is to discover who killed previous 007 and why. It could serve as a soft reboot and introduction of new Bond actor.
Alexander Rogers
Carter Garcia
James Bond was never good. It literally proves that women are smarter than men because only men could like something so fucking pointless.
Leo Taylor
Christopher Powell
What is she, anorexic? She'll collapse out of hunger within 5 minutes on set. Be real man!
Jack Jones
James Hernandez
Juan Hernandez
Evan Harris
Ok...we're finally getting somewhere here.
Lucas Hernandez
Gentlemen, We need to get from point A to point B in the most quick and gentlemanly manner
Luis Myers
Look out! It's character actress Margot Martindale!
Camden Bennett
Get the fuck out of here.
Oliver Cox
If there's ever a female live action adaptation of the crimson chin she's got to be the go-to for the part
Isaiah Morales
Austin White
Hmmm....perhaps. But she will need to gain about 30 pounds.