Medieval movie

>I’m ugly and out of shape so you must prove you’re not

No no retard.

>not wiifit and the occasional light walk
Never gonna make it

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More like your retards never did any real bodybuilding to understand how muscles work. I bet you idiots think you can be "aesthetic" through sheer testosterone and calisthenics.

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Not sure about the specifics of medieval workouts but you do realize athleticism has been important in basically every culture basically forever? Especially among warriors. You seem to think "gym bodies" are a modern phenomenon, but have you never seen any Greco-Roman sculpture?

No shit. You think ancient warriors were fat neckbeards?

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Well gee, you sure told me.

Okay retard.

You're fucking retarded.

Absolutely based and wiipilled

The problem with that theory is anyone in ancient times getting cut repeatedly would rapidly succumb to infection and be unable to fight regardless of them being fat or thin.

Furthermore romans depicted gladiators as athletic in their own art work.

Thats why classic marble statues show toned and ripped bodies, right?

Wielding speer, swwrd, shield and having a non sugar diet does wonders to your body, fatlord.

>Pompeii
>medieval

I've read that their diet consisted of lots of porridge and shit so they'd be pretty pudgy.

No one in the history of mankind would starve themselves to get visible ads, that is until underwear models became a thing.

I agree. Russell Crowe’s aesthetic in Gladiator is probably more in line with with what a warrior looked like in ancient times.

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>79 AD
>medieval

Calisthenics, using body weight and lifting up some rocks (or backpack full of books for now) can get it.

I have a relative in his 60s who has spent his whole life in a village working in his gardens and doing physical work. He's lean as fuck and looked like an ancient statue. His hands and fingers were also pretty big.

>what are ancient marble statues
How do you think they knew what big buff men looked like?

if you actually think you can't look like kit harington with just calisthenics, you might have to put down the fork and actually work out, fatty

It's fake to help him blend in. He's a synth.

did you forget the part where they did manual labor and training all day?
>starving yourself to get visible abs
are you by chance a fat woman? because this is the most pathetic thing i have read this week

El diablo

this

Welcome to the mind on keto. They literally think if you eat a carb you will be fat. Who cares if you are burning 5000 calories a day, you had barley for dinner so you much be fat.

>sees sword
must be medivuul!

y'all niggas rarted

Almost anyone can get a body like this mostly from just something similar to the one punch man routine and a sensible diet.
youtube.com/watch?v=_nG43cKEbAg

barrel of ale = 6 pack?

kit isn't even that ripped or buffed

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You can get jacked doing dips and pull ups if you add some weight.

>still has his hair
Obviously didn't work

If you're eating decently and doing regular manual labour (and are a manlet), you can have Kit's body quite easily

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>swole as fuck
>tiny cock
Any kinos for this feel?

Or something close to

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>medieval

How did ancient greeks/romans look like this?

There were no gyms or even dumbbells, no roids, and I doubt they knew much about dieting

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this is what a real man looks like, not some twink who selectively builds specific muscles so he can jerk off to himself in the mirror some more

>that neck and face

Everything wasn't just invented 200 years ago.
Ancient Greeks and Romans understood a lot about physical exercise and diet. Personal trainers existed, and so did weights.
A lot of trades and disciplines were based on generations of trial and error, and learning things that other places and societies had learned.
People think the past was nothing but shittiness and war and disease, and that comfort only comes with modern amenities, but antiquity in Rome and Greece had a lot of the same institutions and food surpluses that we did.

Modern shitty processed foods, extreme over-eating, and sedentary lifestyles have far removed the average human body from what they should be.
What modern diets and gyms are really doing is restoring us back to "factory standard", so to speak. The purpose of roids is obviously for those who want to go above and beyond that.
But anyone in this thread who is trying to equate Kit Harrington to some unattainable, bodybuilder like standard must be seriously out of shape.

>diet
>gym
>calisthenics
they're all greek words user, they invented being fit for no other reason than be beautiful examples of peak male body, to be fawned over by twinks and sculptors

The Greeks invented gyms and Romans copied them.

Never understood why Emilia Clarke loves this guy so much until I watched Pompeii.

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I had a body similar to Kit Harrington's just by doing barbell exercises, pull-ups and cardio, and OP is a dumbass

The problem with most artwork from antiquity is that it strived to reproduce the ideal rather than the realistic.

>medieval movie
>everybody has perfect teeth

fucking this more than the gym body shit

The Greeks literally invented bodybuilding and the gym

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before processed sugar was put in literally everything, tooth decay was less of a problem.

this reminds me i have to rewatch Rome for 3rd time

Nah OP means he has the body of a bodybuilder whereas someone with functional muscle have that roadie build.

I've heard that wisdom teeth was actually kind of a welcome thing back then since most people already lost enough teeth to make room for them.

Makes me wonder if that's how it's been retained for so long. With as many issues as they cause it shouldn't been lost a long time ago.

By the time they become a problem you were probably done reproducing anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=jFk-L7Wcg0g
Near the end of this, Arnold mentions his idol growing up being Eugen Sandow, who was both a bodybuilder and a strongman.

Same reason why I hate most depictions of Hulk. He's muscle on top of muscle he's not sculpting that shit.

why does his upper torso stick out like that?

Where does the ideal come from dipshit?

manual laborers do not look like swimwear models

Those statues are of the ideal physique.

No way in hell did many people look like that.

Because no one before 1910 was athletic

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god i love this movie wonder when ill actually get tired of it

na m8

the average hoplite was ripped as fuck

charlton heston looked like a literal fridge. put a handle on his belly and the illusion is complete.

>no gyms
Holy shit, imagine being this abysmally retarded. Are you American?

This.

People probably just get caught up /fit/ and think they only way to gain muscle is lifting bar/dumbbells. Anyone that has ever heard of CrossFit could very quickly dispel that notion

you do realize you have abs if you have enough muscle right?

>spend 1000 hours perfectly crafting the Idyllic penis for my greatest work
>fucking peasant breaks it off for a good luck charm

Abs start to show at 12% body fat for men

Abs are determined by body fat your muscle size has nothing to do with it

Thin air in their minds. I imagine there were quite a few people who looked like those statues. Men who worked in strenuous trades with the right build will get ripped as fuck. The most muscular guy (proportional to size) I ever met was a traditional wood-worker. There was barely any tapering from his forearm to his hand.

When Michael Phelps was training he would eat like 9000 calories a day

Everyone looked like those statues

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The IBERIAN BVLL

Gay

>modern muscleheads think they perfected the human form

back to the gym with the whole lot of you and stay off the internet

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These modern day slaves live a life similar to people in medieval times and they are pretty close to the statues

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>mwf people call me fat

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>people call you fat but run scared when you challenge them
songfat life

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>the Chad Meds
>basically created civilization
>cultivated both the mind and the body
>what they created still stands to this day
>the Virgin N*rtheners
>pillage and kill and shit; basically whiggers
>can't think about anything other than pillaging and eating and drinking; look like the crazy town drunk that used to be in the army
>their legacy is literally nothing
>"muh s-strongfat, m-muh 6'7" h-height"; literally "muh dikkkk"
Christ, and these "people", consider themselves "white".

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>>pillage and kill and shit; basically whiggers
>>can't think about anything other than pillaging and eating and drinking;
Basically you know nothing of vikings.

Medevial warriors got excersize. You can get muscles like that hiking up and dow sn mountains chopping firewood and shit. I mean ancient greeks had a work out routine involving natural things like shotputting huge rocks and shit

>"t-they built b-boats so that they could r-raid MORE p-places!!!11!!"
Great culture there Sven. Right up there with the Athenians...

ah, the old "nobody could survive a scratch before antibiotics" theory

hate when that happens

Have sex

In New York there's a statue of a bull and the balls have been rubbed so many times they've changed color. This makes the balls the most valuable body part.

What a weird side profile

>without the gym
The gymnasium was invented by the Hellenic retard