Oh nonononononono, I didn't know Bale is a fucking midget

oh nonononononono, I didn't know Bale is a fucking midget

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why this nigga always look like he forgot his dentures

>midget
He's a bigger guy that the literal Big Guy

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i thought bale was welsh? dis nigga doesnt sound welsh

>literal big guy
>5'9
pick one

Born in Wales to English parents. Moved back to England at a young age.

I always remember the line from tdk when he says 'rub your chest, your arms will take care of themselves' whenever im cold. Anyone else?

How does he grow facial hair that thick so quickly?

Looks pretty big to me

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>didn't even mention leto
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

high T
He works out a lot

it costs less to costume short people. This is why people like tom cruise get work. Like Greg Brady and Dino Bravo, they fit the suit.

>discussion changes to capeshit
>"get me the fuck outta here" face
lmao based Chris

>Bale is supposed to be 6'1, barely an inch taller than 5'9 Hardy even when he is closer to the camera

He's pretty tall

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He cute

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let's be honst, lanklet giaraffes look all awkward and stiff, as if they are about to stumble and break a leg.
Everything from let's say 5'6 to 6'0 is peak human body proportion. If you are below you look like an Ewok. If you are above you look like pic related.

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5'9 is big for me
because i'm only 5'6 inches

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iS HE HAVIN A GO??? GE SOUNDS LIKE BLOODY DICK VAN DYKE IN MARRY POPPINS

>t. 5'6" manlet

t. manlet
Keep seething manlet

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I am 6' 6" and if I raised my fist and let gravity drop it on your head, you would probably die.

Shrimp

Wasn't that Coshman in Begins?
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Syntax is fairly Welsh, accent is more cockney London.

Or am I thinking of his role in the Prestige? It's not BBC English anyway.

The obsession with height only tells me your compensating for something else... :v)

fucking kek stupid manlets

I am a manlet bro

t. OP

try not to break every bone in your body when you do it.

stick

How's the weather up there? Catch any flies?

>heath ledger is a hard act to follow
ummmmmmmmmmmm sweety what about leto?????????????

>Syntax is fairly Welsh
How is his syntax different? I'm not a native speaker, I'm genuinely curious.

Bale mogging the shit out of Hardy.

Even his suit looks way fucking better.

95% of your body is leg

well yeah that's why they fight in the movie. Bane is mad that Batman is a bigger guy for you

did that make sense in your head? You may want to see a neurologist.

I am proportionate in all respects. I likely will not live as long as a tiny person, but I will spend a greater deal of my life slamming home basketballs and between the legs of women that won't even look down at your little ass.

Wanna try another joke?