FRIENDS

I still think that episode where Ross raped Joey went a bit a too far.

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Daily reminder that they were in fact broken up and not on a break,Rachel even says so to Monica, making Ross undeniably right

t. incel

does anyone remember what phoebe was doing in this episode?

Friendly reminder: fuck Seinfeld

Getting her brothers babies injected into her, the episode is called The One with the Embryos

>watching friends years later
>realize Phoebe was a prostitute
It all makes sense. Her being a ''masseuse'' was just a PG way of saying that.

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Phoebe was a musician.

She didn't make any money from it. She was a prostitute, it all fits, including her background of being homeless for years.

You might be thinking of her sister Ursula, who was a porn star

She was the sluttiest Friend

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No I mean the character of Phoebe is meant to be a prostitute, they just couldn't make a main character a hooker, so she was a ''masseuse''

>Ross slept with his ex Rachel
>Ross slept with Chandler's ex Janice
>Ross slept with Joey's ex Charlie
>also made out with Chandlers mom(female)

What was Ross's problem?

Why can't she just be a masseuse?

Ross was a turbo chad, dont forget
>Had a threesome with two lesbians
>Tried to fuck his cousin

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>Had a threesome with two lesbians

I'm pretty sure that was an alternate reality, the one where Phoebe was a stock broker

>Grew up a homeless female teenager in New York
>Mentions being robbed ''on the streets'' a few times
She was a hooker

Wow, you got me

She was raped and pimped as a child. Doesn't mean she's a hooker now. She's just a masseuse

No he had a threesome with Susan and Carol his ex wife

For me, it's cocaine chandler from S3

Well he just watched and got cucked by a woman if I remember right

Citation needed. I'm fairly certain that was the alternate reality. Where he and Rachel stayed married and Phoebe had a heart attack when the market dipped

Not to mention he just watched and are a sandwich

season 2 rachel is best rachel

youtube.com/watch?v=5RJjcUT7PO0

No he fucked them both and then got kicked out of bed

>No he fucked them both
t. Ross

Yes, that's the alternate reality. The what if episode. They're in Phoebe's hospital room, she's smoking in the bathroom right as they're talking.

It was an alternate reality, but in both realities he had a threesome

No he didn't, they immediately kicked him out, he even says so. He was cucked

Then evidence that it happened in the man continuity

The evidence is that Susan and Carol ended up together after they had a threesome

hmm you are right, that was one of the first seasons. However Ross wasn't involved, he went and got a sandwich

In the what if reality, where he stayed married to susan way into the later seasons. That doesn't mean it also happened in pre-s1 real world.

It happened, stay mad anti Ross fags

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From what I remember Ross was a whiney bitch most of the show. Joey is the real chad despite his acting career that never took off.

Then prove it.

also Ross was an autistic who got fired because of a sandwich

He got put on sabbatical

>despite his acting career that never took off

Regular on DOOL, oscar bait WW1 movie with Gary Coleman, in Joey he's super famous doing blockbuster action movies and shit

That's what I said

He didn't get fired they have him pills

>look, Ross is doing his pretending to watch tv bit

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Except in the show she is shown giving massages and working in legit massage businesses. She is a legit masseuse.

It's touched on a few times that she did crime when homeless like robbery.

Ross was peak kino

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yeah it could be a seinfeld thread

>Sorry we're late, but your mother wanted to ride the tube
*Jack pleeease
>Judy, that's what they call the subway here

Why were the Gellars such deviants?

You're right, but I also want to remind you that you're one of the 5 people that actually watched Joey.

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Quads of truth.

Honestly re-watch, she was the freakiest one in bed for sure but I honestly think she had sex more than Rachel or Monica.

I liked Joey, it was like Big Bang without the cringe.

Ross and Rachel did do it 297 times

298 - emma's conception

Were my /fatmonica/ bros at?

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I don't remember this scene

pile of coats-tier

Richard > All other guest stars

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>when someone says cheesecake

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Creepy paedo

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Richard became a bitch when he tried to steal Monica from Chandler

>The one when chandler died in the south tower

hnnnngh

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I like to believe Matt LeBlanc wasn't even aware they were filming a scene here

Based

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youtube.com/watch?v=lrO9uT1_i7o#t=22s

They did that to Rachel once. It's the best acting you'll ever see because she's not acting

>He believes Facebook tier memes are real
Kill yourself

Guys help me out

I never watched FRIENDS, I was too young when it aired and I always thought it was just "tv stuff for adults". Later, growing up, I watched watched Seinfeld (online) and loved it.

Should I give FRIENDS a try? Or would you say I shouldn't bother anymore, it's no-where near as good as Seinfeld and the humor is dated?

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>Should I give FRIENDS a try?
>Or would you say I shouldn't bother anymore, it's no-where near as good as Seinfeld and the humor is dated?

Yes to both.

Friends is still pretty good. Not particularly funny but its comfy, especially the early seasons

Friends is perfect good show thats worth everyones time, only edgy zoomers will tell you otherwise

Its the most watched show still today for a reason

Alright thanks "friends"

299 - goodbye sex

300 - bonus night?

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THEY WERE ON A BREAK

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A break doesn't mean its okay to go fuck some random person the very same day

Then why did Rachel invite Mark over?

She didn't fuck him. If Rachel did what Ross did you would all be calling her a slut

Mark invited himself over

>She didn't fuck him

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>This goddess is in love with me
>Nah, I'll get with Monica instead
Why was Chandler so dumb?

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Next day she came over and said "can I be your girlfriend again?"

Meaning she wasn't his gf when he slept with the copy slut.

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Reminder that she thought Chandler was in Yemen for literally years, and slept with Ross

never got that episode
what's funny about having a nap with your friend?
do americans really don't have naps with a friend?

Its kinda gay

You get that that's pretty gay, right?

I tried watching Friends when it went on netflix and I couldn't believe the homophobia. It was really bizarre. Like in the 90's "gay person exists" was a laugh-out-loud joke.

Boomers honestly should have special aides assigned to them like the special kid in school.

>be insecure over another man
>annoyed gf says let's take a break
>get blacked out drunk while emotionally unstable
>call gf
>she's with said man
>girl raped you(if the roles werereversed everyone would say Rachel was raped)
>gf dumps you and dates the other man almost a week later
But yeah, Rachel wasn't into Mark

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Men in parts of the middle east hold hands while walking lmao

I understood that reference

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he was heavily addicted to coke

Me having fun with a friend

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incel

She also says to Monica "I think we broke up"

Man you zoomers are so cucked

Pivot :)

what the fuck americans?
it's sleeping, not balls deep ass fucking
i blame your lack of foreskin for this

blessed

Found the roastie

Hey, fellows...

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thanks. I'm reading this thread at work and I'm pretty sure a co-worker just saw me looking at cocks

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>CONGRATULATIONS ROSS, BECAUSE CHANDLER YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BAMBOOZLED!

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So this as a thing that happened

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>All right, check out this bad boy. Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

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Does it have games?

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I never watched Friends but I watched one of the first episodes of my life the other day.

I see why people liked it so much. Good looking wealthy people living dream lives where they fuck all the time in the big city surrounded by good friends. The show doesn't rub it in your face. It almost tricks you into thinking you're included.

Childhood is thinking Joey is the best friend, adulthood is realising Ross was the best friend all along

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Now post the sluts

This is actually missing his high school teacher so its 8

Dont have them sadly

RED ROSS

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based

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Do you think people 20 years from now will be laughing at our 16GB of RAM and 2TB HDD PC's?

>Ross gets better looking every season
He really was absolutely based

You forgot Russ

considering that my pc had 8gb like 15 years ago and now most of laptop are sold with 2/4gb and 8 at best, not really
16gb would be low but normal/usuable in 15 years too

Russ was played by a lookalike

Russ was actually just Eddie in makeup

Probably not
Corporations profits rely on stifling advancement of technology in favor of sustained profit of current tech

16GB of ram is laughable now, i have 32

Fun fact, Eddie had amnesia. He was actually Joey's childhood best friend Jimmy, but he suffered a head injury and forgot. So Joey played along when he moved in with Chandler. He shows up in Joey, turns out he's actually' Joey's nephew's dad.

how come fat monica was more fun?

fat people have to be fun because they have nothing else

>Monica used to be fat
>supposedly doesn't give blowjobs
Something doesnt add up

How can one man be so unabashedly and unequivocally fucking BASED

Speaking of Joey, is it worth watching at all? I never bothered when it was on and I know it got cancelled after like 2 seasons

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I didn't know Russ was a father. How inconvenient!

>supposedly doesn't give blowjobs

Ross certainly had his moments, like finding out Phoebe never had a bike growing up so buying her one then teaching her how to ride.

Are those other people Joey's family?

Hes also the funniest and the best actor

dude you are like so alternative

Left to right - Nephew, agent, Joey, neighbour/love interest, sister

Is your life so full and busy that you have a good reason to not watch it?

by 2025 there will be tb of ram and pb hds

Yeah that's what said retard, it's talked about in the show

You lie

Would not be successful!

Friends always sucked. Anyone qho likes it os a faggot, brainlet, or combination of both.

People who don't like friends - do you also dislike Grease?

seething incel

>Joey has several long island type sisters
>now just a blonde one

Yes actually, I run a multi-national company

I like friends but don't like grease

Avoid. Terrible writers completely fucked up the character, as if they had never even seen Friends.

Oh then don't bother, I was just thinking it would be an ok time killer if you were a bored neet like the rest of us. My bad

Drea de Matteo plays his sister and the boy plays his nephew. I think the woman above him are his manager and neighbor. The premise is he moves to LA to pursue his acting career. It just sucks.

Damn, is that Adriana la cerva on the right? Now I have to watch it

Yes.

>not liking brad pitt better
>typical racheal gets whatever she wants in racheal land *slaps face*

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Pitt really played the ''nerdy guy who became hot'' character well in that episode desu

Brad Pitt is just a fantastic actor

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>wait so you knocked her up and you're not gonna marry her?
>dude nice!

>My two greatest enemies, Rachel Green and Complex carbohydrates

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER

NOOO BURADDDU PIVVVOOOTTTUUUU

>Gary Coleman

>food analogy

>HORRIBLE
>HORRIBLE
>PERSON
youtube.com/watch?v=b31TLayhvBs

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WTF, they got together in season 4?! That early?!

I think that was the episode were they went to London so yeah, seems right

Based as fuck

is there anywhere i can watch the joey spinoff? how many episdes did it get?

Its trash

Based

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>I will never have an orgy with Joey's sisters
Goddamnit

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You sound like you're on the spectrum.

Yes it does retard, otherwise it wouldn't be a break.

>emu
>brainlet
>normal
>obnoxious

typical incel

wow, this post has made me rethink my life.