>this cute chick comes up to and says
>valar morghulis
wat do.
>this cute chick comes up to and says
>valar morghulis
wat do.
Turn 360 degrees and unzips dick.
>this chick with FAS comes up to and says
>hurr durr
wat do
turn 360 degrees and unzip dick
crash this plane
>cute chick
Nobody would care about this ugly bitch if she wasn't a famous child actress.
what's YOUR problem, frenchie?
>n-not today
Grab her by the pussy.
>probably taken hundreds of dicks since she became famous
nothing
Unzip 360 dicks and turn a degree
No hablo goblino
it's really sad how ugly British women are
y-you too
Rape her
try again
Someone post the picture of this thing's mother.
why u mean? she pretty.
at least her mom looks like a wholesome british average mother, and not a cheap slag
For me, it's Missandei of Naath
her mums an old slag with no tits from cancer dont go there
Post the pasta
Bad poosy or nothin
Hilary Pitt Frances
For me, its polygamy
pic related
What went wrong?
Nothing, she's cute now with a banging body.
>she's cute now
no
>banging body.
nice legs, but that's it
>""""""""""""""""""""""cute""""""""""""""""""""""
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Is that Pablo's sister?
with no survivors
Maario Naharis
"valar doharis"
simple as
i say peenus in vaginus :DDDD
>this cute chick comes up to and says
>valar morghulis
>wat do
Attempt to touch breast
Have premature orgasm before any contact is made
Release enormous amount of ejaculate
Leave stain on pants that cannot be hidden or ignored
Hang head in shame
Walk away