Powerful stuff. Netflix is doing the Lord's work

out.com/television/2019/9/02/netflixs-new-dark-crystal-prequel-has-gay-dads-and-glorious
Powerful stuff. Netflix is doing the Lord's work.

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that really did make no sense

because those aren't their children, and they don't just come out of nowhere

Wew almost fell for the shilling on Yea Forums and was about to watch it

They're Gelflings. For all you know the two dads held hands and then Deet fell out of a flower.

>and its glorious

except its not because its not in the show

LMAO imagine being so pathetic that you won't watch a show because it has a minor gay couple in it.

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gelflings reproduce solely through fisting.

and their daughter burns the pod

Damn, Netflix is reinforcing conservative social norms like dual parent households?

No, she had multiple father figures in her life due her mother living as a single gelfling on skeksis foodbucks.
She passed away from podling aids and orphaned deet who was passed around by her surrogate transient male figures.
Burn the pod, wrecked by god.

>and Is Glorious

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>lol just get POZZED bro, IMAGINE not wanting another fat load of conditioning FUCK shit JUST JOIN THE FUCKING ALGORITHM BIGOT

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I was gonna make a thread on this, but wanted to wait til I finished the entire series and watched the movie (just did literally a minute ago).
This shit was bothersome, cause it was so stupidly shoved in. I guess if Netflix can't find it possible to shove a black man into a show, they have to do SOMETHING. Just wait til season 2 comes out and it's revealed Deet is actually a tranny.
Worst part is how many times the phrase "my fathers" was uttered in a span of 2 minutes.

>Worst part is how many times the phrase "my fathers" was uttered in a span of 2 minutes.

once?

the most hilarious part of all of this, is that this faggot loving gelflings get absolutely rekt by the (((skeksis))) for being such weak faggot loving pansies
they're probably gay too because the skeksis told them it was empowering, modern and so cool too lmao

could be one the dad's kids
two male parents doesn't mean they're gay, it's not like they make out on screen

Lmao, I would've barely noticed if it was once. Rewatch the episode, it was at least 5 times.

being gay is either passed on via imprinting (molestation) or a biological error... it's funny they'd push that onto a fantasy race

They literally hold hands at one point though

>none of the Gelfing Queens have husbands despite some of them having kids
>Rian has a dad but seemingly no mother
>deet has two dads (no mother)
>Jen and Kira (?? Movie Gelflings) have no parents at all

Literally how do they reproduce ?

It was pretty hilariously shoehorned, but keep in mind
1) Literally everything else is awesome
2) MUH FATHERS only lasts for an episode, and even then the silly part is they never say “Parents” or “Family”

Unironically, they probably don't have sex, or even genitals. Since they can dreamfast, it's probably just some gay thing like a stork delivering childlings.

>you won't watch a show because it has a minor gay couple in it.
Usually it doesn't stop at that. Refusing to watch it for something minor is a refusal to get invested in something that may get much, much worse down the road

they couldnt stand having an entire series with zero degeneracy so they put those scenes in.

The point is that it was the most pointless, stupid, in-your-face thing that was shoehorned in for absolutely no reason.
I expect that halfway through season two, they will have a black guy just walk into the shot, stare at the screen for 10 seconds, and then walk out, cause why not?

>ordinary elves are gay af
>but tiny even gayer elves can't be gay at all

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The movie gelflings absolutely do have parents. Kira’s mother is shown hiding her and Jen specifically mentions his mother and father being killed. Deet was probably orphaned, her real parents were eaten by a giant worm or something.

I will watch it when i am inspired, added Love Sex & Robots to the playlist when it came but watched it this week and damn it was good and then some.

I think this one is the same, i playlisted it but will watch it in like february or march next year when i am inspired :D, sometimes i has to melt things for a while.

Since when are elves gay? They're just metro.
Shut the fuck up, roastie. How retarded do you have to be to consider yourself "inspired" to WATCH a show?

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That smug smile makes me happy

The Jen puppet had a dong (I’m sure someone has the BTS pic)

Alright where's the fag who claimed I was making shit up a week ago, and that it was "obvious that one is her grandfather"? Cunt.

Except it's never explicitly mentioned that they are gay. It could just as easily be a 'My Two Dads' scenario, where the mother dies however paternity was not determined and both men got custody.

>And then user suddenly remembered that the show, despite being pretty kino, was produced by Netflix

I hate how people make such a big deal out of this.
On one hand you got people refusing to watch the show because of such a minor and inconsequential thing.
On the other you got these SJW retards acting like a character having two dads that barely get any screen time or lines is the best thing about the show.
It's a great show and you faggots should watch it.

>It could just as easily be a 'My Two Dads' scenario, where the mother dies however paternity was not determined and both men got custody.
What the fuck? Lay off the meth fag.

don't worry, blink and you miss these faggots

they have zero presence in the show other than existing in the background in two scenes

they stole the children from surface gelfling, or kidnapped them from someone in the caves after arranging their accident