This seems off

Something in this picture is just not appealing. I know I should feel jealous... I should rage against such injustice. But I don't feel anything. What about you user?

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>dude think about the planet
>drops plastic bottles on the beach

Good for him, he does he. I approve. Jealousy is for women.

I just want to die but that's so reddit

These chicks seem bored, vapid and empty. The only thing coming to mind is "so that's the power of money and celebrity? That's what you do when you reach absolute peak human success?"

It’s because those women are ugly and so is DiCaprio. Leo is a fat lard, sex with him is probably terrible. Models only get with him to gain publicity for their career.

Unless you genuinely enjoy hanging around with women, that situation would be boring as fuck.

he shoots blanks

It's overindulgence. He has too much and nothing could have meaning at that point. He's supposedly a fish in bed as a result.

>they think I drop girls when they are 25, but what I really want would be that these girl's ages combined would be 25 lmao

You have to be a massive faggot to enjoy the company of more than one women. Their stupid conversation would make my head explode.

>These chicks seem bored, vapid and empty.
Real human beans

I personally cringe at the thought of being responsible for so many ladies at once, but I guess they just follow him around and even help him or something? How can you feel something about a situation without context

>He's supposedly a fish in bed as a result.
Wasn't that just one butthurt slut who should she could ride (lol) on his fame?
I don't think I have heard bad things from his actual exes.

must be pretty blackpilling too when you realise the true nature of women

no wonder every philosopher and scholar of the ages seemed to despise them

Leo got blackpilled the opposite way most men do. He is a good looking famous actor who has a literal harem of women to have sex with all the time. I remember one girl thought she had a connection with him and he just ignored her while he listened to MGMT on his headphones and vaped.

They are at the beach, dimwit. All of them are just chilling. Did you expect them to behave like they are in a beer commercial?

This thread is brimming with cope LMAO

He's not even that attractive. How is he able to pull so many 20 year old supermodels

Apparently the story was they were fucking and he was listening to MGMT and vaping while she rode him. She was upset by this.

They can pick them up when they leave you fucking moron

He's rich and famous ya dingus

This is why I'd rather be a little rich than a lot rich. When you can have anything you've ever wanted you realize 99% of it is actually quite shit and the 1% that isn't is never as good as the movies.

>Something in this picture is just not appealing.
it's these bitches: they love the fame and fortune, nothing else.

Can you imagine being this miserable?

Jealous, sure. Angry, nah. Ever since I read that story about Leo fucking some dumb 20-something while vaping and listening to headphones I can't hate the guy

all women are whores

How do you feel after jacking off?
Imagine jacking off 24/24 7/7 and always living with that post ejaculation feel.
That's what this picture makes me think about and why I feel uneased.

Haha, nope!

Kill me :(

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How is he still alive?

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Do you think he had rules to stop them from bothering him? He isn't chatting to one of them in any of the pics.

see:

He knows the intentions of these women and just uses them as fuckdolls. How can you not be blackpilled by this?

It seems boring when there's no sex. What do you talk to 5 bimbos about hanging out at the beach? At least bring some of your bros along and have a cool party.

I do

you know whats Yea Forums?
shooting up a school and THAN killing yourself

The radiant odour of their pink blushing soles, as I lick out the sand nestled between each of their manicured toes.

>You can have any brew that you want...

does he fuck them all or just a few of them?

Nobody in the picture looks happy.

Its a collection of people doing things that we are told by media should make us happy, but there is a disconnect when it comes to reality.

what a skinny fat dweeb.

I'm not an incel so i should not feel any of that

Based Leo, but roasties are boring npcs

If you took all the people in this thread and planted them on a beach with models that wanted to fuck you because you were you,and access to anything they wanted etc. we'd be pretty happy about it. For them the novelty has worn off. It's just another beach littered with models to them

>I use a picture from a media to take lessons about other medias
I mean you're right but come on

Much like the Southern elephant seal (Mirounga leonina), top tier males such as Leonardo DiCaprio are capable of maintaining a harem of multiple sexual partners while lower status males struggle to attract a mate at all. In nature, the biggest, fattest, strongest elephant seal becomes the "alpha" or beachmaster due to its physical size and ability to fend off/physically dominate the weaker "beta males." Humans are quite similar however instead of their alpha status being determined by sheer size (although it is a contributing factor) wealth and status are the prime attractors.

Occasionally a beta elephant seal (sometimes called a "sneaky male") will be able to mate with a female if she strays too far from the beachmaster, but inevitably she will return to the harem. We see this in humans also. The "sneaky male's" strategy is quite odd - due to his smaller stature and size he can occassionaly "pass" as a female elephant seal in order to get closer to the other female's without being detected by the beachmaster. This strategy is also begging to show in humans with modern developments in plastic surgery, hormone replacement therapy, and other wild forms of science gone horribly wrong

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I know most of you incel freaks are virgins and would kill for some pussy but too much sex gets boring after a while. Men are hardwired to explore, learn, conquer and build things. Pleasure from sex is temporary.

the problem is that dicaprio is not puting babies in their wombs

What injustice ?

How exactly are they vapid based on this picture?

1. He was probably molested by Hollywood predators. Internalized the trauma and will be forever single due an inability to form meaningful relationships
2. He gay, probably

THIS
>several clap emojis