Character's credit card is declined in restaurant

>character tries to pay prostitute with credit card
>she cuts his dick in half with scissors

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>waiter hands scissors to character with pieces of credit card

A lot of the escorts I see accept venmo cashapp and paypal now.

>character asks a girl on a date
>she kicks him in the nuts
>he collapses to the ground
>she's never charged with assault

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Hackers
youtu.be/25XyWhfpSiM

Kicking in the nuts should be a hate crime tb.h.

Did Boomers really think it was cool to just be assholes to random people?

them bitches is lucrative.

It’s very real Sven. Get with the times ;-)

okay...you win

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Yeah they really did lol. Explains why they enjoy hating young people so much

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This has to be fake but fucking hell I'm laughing.

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Prior to the internet age, this was required by most credit card companies.

It's not your fault for being unaware of things that happened decades before you were born.

what happens if you dont tip
does the landlord spit in your apartment

have you seen kids these days
rich youtubers are filming dead bodies and beating up homeless people for laughs

They drag their ass when it comes to maintenance issues. I usually tip around 20% all year and that seems to be the sweet spot. AC broke last month and got it fixed in a day.

Post more american kino

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>character then uses scissors to stab waiter

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Lmao, with that yearly 20% tip you could have a new ac unit the same day and a blowjob
At least I hope you clapped

I think in his own strange way, Logan Paul thought he was doing good.

Nobody does this, it's just something greeting card companies made up.
Secretaries try to make a big deal out of "Administrative Professionals' Day" tho

This fake right? I get giving them a gift or something, but tipping on a contract? Holy fuck Ameribro's. Over here when your land refuses to fix something it goes to court, not via "bribery"

That's a rhetorical question

>girl kicks guy in the nuts
>no-one says shit
>he slaps her across the face
>"WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!"

Hmm, never thought of it that way. Irregardless, it is customary to tip and I will continue.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>character works as research assistant in university lab
>movie starts with his contract up at the end of the month
>supervisor says not sure if we'll have the finances to rehire you (even though there's plenty of work to do)
>overhear boss talking to supervisor
>"we just got 300k from grant x, and I can get another 300 out of it"

I have no idea how it's gonna end, the main character might just end up unemployed.

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>Irregardless
*eye twitches*

>kicking a man in the nuts is an instant disarm
Why does Hollywood believe this? It hurts, sure. It doesn't hurt so much that I'm not going to punch several of your teeth out in rage.

You're telling me that if you gave a woman a cunt punt nobody would react to it?

>beating up homeless people for laughs
Let me see that.

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>character is a ghost off the grid
>he pays in cash

*raises paw

Top level bait, fuck

>The year 2025
>paying in cash is seen as a red flag
>arrested

And who raised them?

>guy is buying a pair of scissors
>tries to pay with credit card
>prostitute's pimp kicks the living shit out him
>V. O.: what's in your wallet?

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Literally happened to my friend a few months ago.

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sounds like the main character should give them what they deserve

Just American things

*holds up spork*

very unbased and, dare i say it, absolutely bluepilled

>female character kicks guy in the nuts
>"YOWIE ZOWIE! RIGHT IN THE STONES!"
>crowd groans and looks away
>dog whimpers and puts paw over eyes
>someone in the back yells "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>laughs

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Tipping seems like a good habit. Giving away money voluntarily and without a set rule, meaning that it is a socially dynamic scenario.
The problems arise when it gets to be an expected custom, creating pressure to conform or become an asshole. Conformism is a trap, and assholeism is no better.

>character's credit card is declined
>"Try it again"

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>>>REDDlT

What’s the joke. Tipping your landlord is no different than tipping the gym receptionist. Stay poor Eurocucks

THIS SUMMER

>pay my wage!
>..no
>omg you're literally worse than hitler

this is normal in america

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>card is declined
>h-ha wh-whoops just try it again
>t-this has been happening a-all day haha

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Holy shit you guys are cucked. Buying gifts, bribery, tips? You guys are already paying the rent, there is no need for anything else. I guess this is what happens when there's no regulation of rental standards. Enjoy broken ac's and black mold amerifags. You have that freedom though, amirite?

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yikes

Do you also tip your banker when he takes away your house because you can't pay your medical bills after getting shot over not tipping your mugger at least 20%?

I've got an amex gold card as well, pretty funny seeing the looks of disgust and pity turn to jealousness and lip biting. Idk if it's an evolutionary thing but women really dont have an honest bone in their bodies.

Dafuq is going on in this picture, why can't zoomers communicate without fucking snapchat filters?

I even like the irregardless touch, very well done.

>character moves to a new city to start a boring office job
>he doesn't fit in with any of his co-workers but does the easy work
>gets fired by his roastie boomer basic bitch Karen boss a few months in

t. hallmark

I find the best way to tip is to lay out all your money on the table and take one away every time the waitress does something you are unhappy with.

Hey it’s you penguin of doom?

This. Very common prior to the mid 90's. Found an old manual from a credit card processor when I worked retail, and it said to confiscate or chop chop.

No one does that not even you because your a pussy

*unzips dick*

>Not having an Amex Centurian card that would require tin snips
How do poor "people" live?

Thots dont know about the centurion card, hell most of them have never seen a black card let alone a gold one
>omg your credit hard is so heavy user!
Yeah I know it is bitch.

children always act like their grandparents
the roaring 20s were degenerate

I'm a boomer.

im so FUCKING SICK of burgerclaps

that's nothing i personally tip my bailiffs for their efficiency in taking my shit away

I'd love to tip her a penny and see the reaction.

>Tipping
Literally another retarded old fashioned peer pressure dogma like going to church and believing in god only because you're scared of what others may think of you.

>characters credit card is declined
>a cactus tumbleweeds by and cuts the credit card in half

This happened to me
>sir your card is declined
>try it again
>oh it went through this time, not sure what happened! Enjoy your day!

>give your landlord a bad tip
>AC "just happens" to go out on a Saturday in the summer and they can't get it fixed until monday
it's the same thing as not tipping your waiter well and they don't refil your drinks or something. Why is that a big deal?

That's a real word retard

I play just it fair and square. I tell the waiter when I order that he will receive a 25% tip but, and I will also tell him that, I will subtract 5% from every mistake he or she makes. This way he has an actual incentive to try giving me a good service and receiving a really good tip.

Lmao, Americans have to bribe their waiters so they serve them

You sound like a huge faggot

>characters card gets declined
>fuck let me run it as debit
>whispers “fuckin jews” under his breath but a little too loud
>whole line goes silent

>Just go ahead and spit in my food now

Yeah it happens. I still cut their cards in half.

Back in the 90s credit card machines would send a code if they wanted you to destroy a card. It was only for assholes that were 60 days + delinquent. I only cut up one, but i got the code probably 5 times.

I don't think they do it anymore because no one uses the paper imprint machine and its all internet based now. But i haven't been a cashier since i was in highschool.

I'm an American and I have literally never heard of anybody tipping their landlord

>Random people

He's a corrupt govt agent going out of his way to pin crimes on the plucky protags.

Do you say that while you take off your driving leather gloves?

Why would that encourage you to spit in my food instead of just giving me good service? If you hate a job so much that a small "challenge" frustrates you so much than maybe you should find a job in another field.

This. It was back before banks handed out credit to anything with a pulse.

guarentee somebody's blown their nose in your panini mate

The challenge is to fuck with you as much as possible for being such a pretentious faggot

I inform you that I will deduct 5% of your tip if you were to commit any mistake, sir

>go to restaurant
>see they automatically added a 15%tip to the bill

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Pay 15% less and run away

entilted faggot upset people expect him to do his job well waaah

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>eat at a bar with ~6 other people
>they automatically add 35% tip to 500$ bill and it takes 10 minutes for drunk me to figure out how to fix it

That's degrading. You're human garbage.

>autism speaks dot pee en gee

do americans really do this?

Dude calm down or I’ll have to deduct 5% from your tip

Based and lithgow-pilled

Why? You would get 25% of the bill just for doing a good jo. It seriously should not trigger this kind of emotion, you seem to be mentally ill.

do they accept bitcoin??

Giving someone a huge tip for doing well? How is that degrading.

>jo
you dropped the b i'm afraid i must deduct 3% from your final tip

I would gladly lose the 25% and pay another 25% just to fuck with you

What do you fucking expect, user.

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So you're toying with him? That's mean.

You still haven't explained why

Americans are fucking retarded man

Lmfao Americans are so fucking cucked - tipping everyone, thanking their bosses for the opportunity to wagecuck for them, getting their foreskin cut off at birth and given to medical companies. Holy kek what a shit country.

I guarantee you that every single meal you ever ate at a restaurant had spit, piss, cum or all three in it.

You only need to tip your landlord if he's jewish.

Does anyone have the "just once I'd like my employees to say..." pic? Come on, I know one of you has it, I need my fix.

So when you dislike someone you spit in their faces or what? Seems very childish.

>vicars and tarts
>lads

>murrikan
??????????????????????????????

2 guys 1 hammer

Eurotrannies don't actually think this is a thing right? I seriously hope you're all just """pretending""" to be retarded.

They're joking, dude. A lot of Americans hardly ever pay rent at all due to various laws protecting tenants.

I know americans prefer to shoot people you dislike but I’m euro so a spit will do

>American citizens
>protected from capitalism by law
Is this a ruse

>be born american
>give doctor your tip
>this becomes your custom

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América is socialist now

I like how you didn't even mention the most obvious one: Leicaster

>he doesn't get tipped for a good jack off
Sucks to be you

talking back, that's another 3% you're really letting yourself down here. you must be so ashamed of yourself.

Clockwork orange

This is the most entertaining thread I read on Yea Forums in years

What constitutes as "mistake" in your eyes?

>be a 30 year old boomer
>haven't tipped a person in my life

what am I missing out on

100% pure unfiltered basedcuckery. If your landlord is dragging their feet on something you need done you take their ass to small claims. I've gotten two landlords successfully charged for neglecting shit, one of which wasn't even my personal problem but that landlord was a smug dick so it was pressure to rile up my neigbour and testify on their behalf.

The all American experience

Did you ever clap after a movie ends or when a plane lands?

Getting a messy, clearly not properly cleaned up table, getting the wrong food, having to wait for too long for refills.

It's not like I'm super nit picky, I just want a decent service and that's it. But apparently that triggers some psychos to spit and shit in my food according to these reactions.

>refills

What kind of restaurants do you go to, you white trash

just subtly leave the bacterial freezer door open

it's your attitude.
you could do all of that without putting the pressure on the waiter in the first place, as if you enjoy watching somebody squirm.
you're a petty little dickhead who likes having power over people.

In Europe they do

That warm fuzzy feeling in your heart knowing that you're taking the terrible burden of an employer actually having to pay a decent wage to their slave, goiym.

In my country 15% tip is the norm, people look at you weird if you don't tip them 15% even though they did a shitty job. So I just switched to this method.

>refills = white trash

?

>mfw when i order takeout and delivery driver gives me my food and i stand there looking at his face waiting for him to walk back to his car and he's hoping i give him a tip and i just stare at him until he walks back
Fuck Tipping. If uber eats drivers are going to do something to my food, they're getting zero ratings and a big negative comment about them and i won't be using their services again and may even call uber to complain about them for some non-existent reason. Priceless looking at these fags standing there waiting for a tip and i don't give them shit. Once the driver told me do you want your 1.30 back? I said yes sir, then he took a whole minute trying to get the right change hoping i would say leave it, but i never do. You burgers are retarded, i expect and receive good service and don't tip, the drivers know what will happen if they provide bad service.

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>having to wait for too long for refills

fast food joints aren't restaurants m8

>people look at you weird if you don't tip them 15%
i highly fucking doubt that
if that's the case look at them weird back

Got a couple days in jail for this basically. Wife was hitting and slapping me, I bopped her in the face with a 20% effort munch. She got a bloody nose, called the cops.

Now I'm apparently a wife beater and nobody talks to me.

>Eurotrannies

The US has more trannies than all of Europe combined.

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you bloodied your wife's nose and you want sympathy, holy fuck get lost.

sup reddit, you have to go back. He put that privileged whore in her place.

That's why you always film escalations like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=yFSwIvTLiwc

It's not that men are afraid or "too weak" to defend themselves against women, it's that with no witnesses around, the women will frame it as if they had been the victim of domestic violence.

False, and it's not even close.

walk away you dumb shit.
>I gave her a bloody nose poor me
fuck off

Whoa mama! That's one fat rack!

HURR DURR JUST WALK AWAY IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
you're fucking retarded and i don't mean that lightly you reddit faggot.

HAHAHA

>JUST WALK AWAY IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
are you in a wheelchair, is your life in danger? fucking walk away you're not a child.

You do realize he's baiting you, yeah? Fucking ignore that pans.

I've also been homeless since early december 2018 because of some shit she pulled. So there's that.

>wanted to be nice on christmas
>me my bro and cousin are at a restaurant
>qt waitress working on christmas
>when its time to pay my bro leaves the full amount and i put a 100 bucks on top as a christmas present type tip
>my brother takes the 100 and puts a 20

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Imagine actually being American.

>waitress takes the 20 and tips you a 5

you should have tipped her more

Not good enough, most judges still feel that there are no reasons to hit a lady regardless of anything, and they're who decide what happens to you.

Lmao, you almost gave 100 to a fucking roastie just because she was pretty

You’re no different from guys who give money to Snapchat thots

>main character has terminal disease
>dies

>the character earns his cash by helping old lady carrying grocery
>at some point he was traced and he had to resettle the old lady
>somehow he had more cash than he ever received from the old lady

I’ve never understood tipping 15% regardless of what you order

The waiter does not do enough extra work to necessitate a bigger tip between a $100 meal and a $200 meal.

Naw they only accept ethereum.

>supporting character needs to die
>he reveals he has terminal cancer

Based Swede