Thank you for new fetish

Imagine the smell

She looks like a bug

youre into bugs now?

They get boners all the time. People giggle and move on.

Something vanilla like that doesn't even constitute a fetish.

no, you get fired.

I think it does if you like that over all other kinds of porn

>show pantsu
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH I'MMMM COOOOOOOMING

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While we are on the subject anyone knows where to get asian movies and series?

I know avistaz, but thats invite only.

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Why're you lying on the internet bro

they have open registration periods once in a while

the guy you are replying to is very likely a pervert (like jessica yaniv, look that guy up) trying to explain to himself why he could never work a job like that.

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imagine the smell

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frens I want to become a nudel but Im skinny fat and have a small cawk. what do?

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Just be yourself

drink alcohol to dull the pain

dont become a nudel

>They get boners all the time.
lol no they fucking don't
leave the house once in awhile

I've literally been a male model for a drawing class, as well as on the other side of the easel.

It's extremely rare for a male model to get a boner. I've literally only seen a guy get halfway stiff, ever.

ykes that nipple cut that shit out

Thanks for the coom, fren.

Delicious?

You mm>Asian women
I will never understand the appeal

Netflix show. Naked Director

>that ugly fucking alien headed gook skeleton
>being hot
You're out of your DAMN mind you fuckin' retard.

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How did people react?

god imagine just crawling down there and sticking your face right in there and having a good old sniff

do it anyway. the immature artists will make fun of your body and you'll learn to not give a fuck because you'll face the reality that they weren't going to fuck you anyway.

Also, most of them have insecurities you could make fun of if they took their clothes off too.

t. the guy who modeled a bunch for art classes and was skinny-fat with a small dick.

become a hand model

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if a model can't sit through a class without getting a boner they don't get asked back.

>I Want You to Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me your Underwear
>youtube.com/watch?v=MnPBkbaqSqc

Hang from your feet for at least thirty mins a day. Also, regular dick stretchings at least three times a day for 10 years straight.

When you modeled how could the painters have possibly seen you around their XXXXXL sized canvases?

It was a more informal group (not academic) so people carried on conversations and mostly ignored it, but low-key never invited the guy to model again. He was dripping pre-cum, was very unprofessional. It wasn't the type of group to be grossed out, but when there are models who don't get halfway hard and drip pre-cum on the stand/chairs/pillows that other models use, why would we hire a guy who does?

>look that guy up
don't do this it makes mustard gas

real art classes take models of all shapes and sizes, not just 10/10 hot people, they want variety, being able to sit/stand still for an hour and not get awkward boners the whole time is more important.

>He was dripping pre-cum
kek what a guy

Nyaa sort it in live action and ask the /jp/ thread for tv stuff

I dont think I coudl do it I dont even go to the sauna user its too embarrasing

at least post the vid with the payoff
youtube.com/watch?v=07SQcKX9k10

>new
Get the fuck out

I don't know about you guys, but I've got a fetish for having sex with hot ladies and also a fetish for when the head of my penis is stimulated. I'm pretty random, and quite the unusual character.

>He was dripping pre-cum, was very unprofessional.
>When a coomer gets a part time job to keep himself in cooms and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOMING

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>dripping pre-cum on the stand/chairs/pillows

Who cleaned it?

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With Japanese stuff I'm always in two minds:
On the one hand I want to pull down my pants.
On the other hand I just want to run.
Its always so confusing.

it'd be delicious

>Be me in college
>Trying to study for an important test at the library
>A group of girls sit in table right in front of me.
>I dont give a shit and keep reading my book.
>The one directly in front of me is wearing a short skirt
>I look up for and i notice that she has her legs wide open and i can see her white panties whitout any effort.
>She notices whats happening and just laughs and keeps her legs open, now moving them and teasing me.
>I feel so ashamed that i look down to my book and pretend to read.
>I can hear the group of girls talking and then laughing as the girl with the short skirt keeps teasing me so i look up her skirt again.
>I look up again for a few seconds more
>Now i can feel that i am sweating like a retard and getting visibly aroused
>I grab my shit and walk away as fast as i can trying to hide my boner with my backpack.
>Pantsu fetish acquired for the rest of my days.

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I'm not sure what you're getting at here. 18x24 was the largest size anyone ever worked on from life, anything larger would be too hard to complete in a single 4 hour session.

Never thought about it, but I assume it was the painter who owned the studio/ran the group.

what post was yours?

don't do it at a college, do it at a local community art group. it will be middle age fat women and middle age out of shape gay guys and you'll be the hottest thing they've seen in ages.

t. did the community thing, got hit on real hard by the local fairy.

>and then i woke up

Why not punish them by talking to them?

When I was in school there a girl sitting across from me would show me her pussy under the desk.
It was great I showed her my cock in return. Why would you run from this are you homo?

>new fetish

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Nah dude. It happened. I think that when they are with other roasties they do that kind slutty shit just for fun.
I was very shy and autistic during my first year of college. Plus i cold barely walk straight with my boner.

>Nah dude. It happened
Yeah, in a dream.

Well, i dont care if you belive me, but bitches are crazy sometimes. College roasties are very cynical.

>i dont care if you belive me
>two posts begging people to care and a third trying to play it off

what college did you go to? I had a college girl show me her panties, but only after she brought me to her dorm trying to fuck me. Girls don't do slutty shit like this unless you're in the top 5% of attractiveness.

Be a fashion model of course.

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>Girls don't do slutty shit like this unless you're in the top 5% of attractiveness.
Im not a chad, but i am not bad looking either. To be honest, i think they were just trying to have fun and a laugh at my expense.

>what college did you go to?
New Mexico State University

That's pretty weird, a healthy male gets random boners a few times a day so if you have bad luck you get fired?
For people looking at naked guys all day that's pretty strict.

Lads, I saw about 5 minutes of the real Ksoru Kuroki debut on a compilation called Treasure Girls (around 50 minutes in, when you see pic related pattern on the walls and hairy armpits that's the one) and it's a really good movie. Muranishi seems to fuck her really well. Does anyone have the entire thing? I know it's old, but still worth asking

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I think I would be fine, there probably aren't any cunny painters.

steroids

Its not about her being a gook, but the pantsu

t.wh*te roastie

I prefer the SLAP series

Based. I would do that too.

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>dripping precum

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Was there some hot girl in your group he kept looking at? Or maybe he just got off on the exhibitionism?

Retard. You don't know what beauty looks like.

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Can anyone help me find vids from this studio?

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Serizawa

>new

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Why do they use short skirts? It looks very uncomfortable always being worried about not showing ass and vegana

Go Statue of David mode

99% of them are set up. But thats one plump ass.

the latter I think.

>Why do they use short skirts?
Why do you think? To attract males.

So doe that mean i should use a short skirt too?

>wide pusy

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Are you a female? If not and have a good body, pick a tight shirt. Otherwise, learn to cope. Women can be 25% bodyfat and still have a good body. Men have to be like 10 to 15% bodyfat in order to look good.

in my drawing class our models passed out from standing in the light for three hours it was pretty funny

no i'm male. i want my poipusy pierced :)

Well, unless you're transitioning, I'd forget about the skirt part.

love how you all assume nudity means sex

Yea Forums has gone to shit as of late, it's a glorified porn board now

Use pants please.

it's been shit since 2010

2010 IS "as of late" newfriend

kill yourself, please

>more than half the lifespan of this website is "as of late"

anything past 2005 is a recent development

my original path was
>Yea Forums didn't post for like two years, just browsed every now and again
>posted for a while
>went to /r9k/ when it was first created
>then onto interest boards mostly /int/

the new boards were a mistake

The only life drawing classes I attended had obese middle-age women models. It was pointless. They might as well have thrown a pile of pillows in the middle of the room. I fucking hate fat people.

How can white and black women compete with THAT?

>has login function
>http
I thought Asians were the smart ones.

>t.

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tbqh obese people probably make for good studys

this is one of those "cleopatra lived closer to today than when the great pyramid was built" situations. 2010 is more than half of this site's lifetime away, now.

Lucian Freud confirms

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I just want to take an Asian girl bowling. Look how cute she is.

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This show was pretty good

She has glorious hairy pits.

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That looks like a child, you pedo.

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where are we?

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>atomi shuri

based

>exhibitionism
>naught_face
>l o l i

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>he hasn't fallen for the MUM series yet

give it time.

>he hasn't fallen for imouto.tv yet
oh my sweet summer child

>revealing your actual powerlevel

c'mon son

The intro to this show is kino

youtube.com/watch?v=OZz54O-wMXg

You are unironically actually a really good model for art classes. They don't normally use pretty people for classes because pretty people are easy to draw/paint. Odd looking people are actually far more in demand because they are harder to draw/paint. Fat or chubby people have more folds and mass. People with oddly shaped features make you think harder about how to approach their form on the paper/canvas.
t. Sketch artist

> a healthy male gets random boners a few times a day
You have to be over 18 to use this site.

since you are already naked, wouldn't it be better if you show your penis at its biggest?

it's on an anonymous site. Who gives a shit newnigger retard

Even if you did you'd probably strike out.

A strike is good in bowling, that means I eat her pusi.

Ouch you stepped on my joke!

you are implying girls are reasonable humans

and that's a good thing

>pantsu without a bulge
What's the point?

>thinks anything he does on the internet is anonymous
>calling anyone new

jej

God I really need to fuck another turbo slut soon.

shut up newboy

especially Yea Forums, which was worse in 2006 than it was in 2012

>another

Do you hate wh*toids too?

>newnigger
>newboy

you're trying way too hard newfriend :)

baste

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I too wish to have the clap

BASED

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>hanging out in the Arcade
>girl does this
What was she insinuating?

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We have to scare the newfriends once in a while to keep them honest.

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Newfags now don't even lurk. You regularly see posts here and especially on /pol/ of people not knowing basic memes or even how to greentext. It's fucking sad how we just let these retards take over. The Reddit invasion was the worst thing to happen to this site.

>>girl does this
that's a man

nice blog

shut up newbuddy, you aint my mom

damm

>This shit thread is still while others get nuked for no reason

>for no reason

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christ I would snatch her and make her pay

No one cares. It's been over for years. Just shitpost and try to have fun now.

If you didnt come from Gaijin you are new fags

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More panties, nurse my boner boy

>hey user, I noticed you trying to look up my skirt, do you want to have my panties? For a price...

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t. newguy

True, and there were always newfags making terrible posts. But now it's worse than ever and it's affecting every board.

Cute panties.

quick quiz for all old fags here , what was moots other bbs called ?

t. grannylover

I know but I'm not going to tell you

a lot of not beauty people can look hot with certain clothes, poses, actitude, etc. user (see that ugly cunt audrey plaza), the gook is not the most attractive people in the world but the pose(slutty pantsu) and the way she is looking to the camera make her look hot

ur mum

this is when they don't find somebody attractive

>liking chinks
How to spot a beta 101

Its quit open knowledge for his frens who followed him here
so close lel

Based
Beta

I wasn't part of any circlejerks so I don't know.

so you were not a Greyhat then

What is happening here?

Waiting to meet the porn stars of blacked raw

you mean canv.as?

If he does, he's not a real oldfag

>Jeremy Renner
>Christina Ricci
What movie?

There's nothing beta about having an Asian gf. Most men are attracted to Asians and they make the best wives.

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The margot robbie thread at least was about her movies, here no one has watched or is talking about this netflix shit

Wheres her neck?

Faggots should be executed

No its a very well known underground bbs

kikes and gooks

NOOOO BRADDU PITTU PREASE STOP ROOKING AT MY GIRRFRENS PANTSU!

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I dunno but that's not the part I want to sniff.

when you click the asian category on a porn site it's a foregone conclusion that it will be a white man with an asian woman.

Theres nothing beta about having an asian gf but there is definitely something beta about fucking a less than 8/10 asian or a jungle gook

hol up, is this show good? it looks like shit

>Christina Ricci

>less than 8/10 asian
Does not exist. Prove me wrong without showing me a freak of nature. I have never seen an Asian woman that wasn't gorgeous.

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Lol no. What porno set were you drawing on?

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No they don't, i've had model drawing for 3 years with male and female models and never seen a boner on one of the men

>I have never seen an Asian woman that wasn't gorgeous.
Because you never leave your house and confuse your search history for the real world.
I lived in Asia for years and its billions of pancake-ass, fridge bodied, snaggletoothed panfaces.

kek exactly the same path here
>Yea Forums
>/r9k/
>after couple of years /o/, Yea Forums and sometimes Yea Forums

>I have never seen an Asian woman that wasn't gorgeous.

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Girls that age don't wear that kind of panties.

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This always hurts to watch, please delete.

>Ora, ora, you've got some nerve walking naked into my turf!

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>nothing ever happens, ever
Sluts exist, user.

Guys, I think I leak pre-cum too early. How to fix

why do they all insist on dying their hair brown?

It's a culture of uniformity, of "fitting in."

cute
and
funny

You wish trannies looked that good, go dilate.

Considering I'm already being arrested in this scenario, why not rape her?

Fine by me

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I can't find a single attractive one, is this the reverse of the cheerleader effect?

uh, right there?

Yeah, but why dye at all then? Why not keep it natural black?
There are plenty cute and fuckable ones

A girl did this to me in 6th grade in PE
We were running laps, swapping off between genders and when it was the boys turn to run she'd sit with the rest of the girls on the side of the wall, but she was wearing a skirt

Everytime I came running up towards her direction she'd spread her legs and look at me

still in the ole spank bank

Bottom left corner is cute.

I would also recommend ARMG and MDAR

This was my introduction to the reality of asian women. No one ever believes me when I explain this either. Majority of the time guys conflate being not fat to being gorgeous because of the growing rarity of feminine physiques in the west.

>running away from pantsu
Virgin Coomer

>>Jeremy Renner
>>Christina Ricci
Are you blind?

Now I get why most asians are pedos.

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