Why is this industry such a trashcan fire?

BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ONE!!!!!

I didn't care either way. It's not like they forced in a scene of him telling Eddie but it was just odd overall. Like maybe if that scene with Bowers cousin was in the first movie it would make more sense but still.

Also wish they would have followed the 1990 movie's route and had all of them encounter Pennywise when they first got to Derry.

What if he was anti-white?

>honest to God serious article
>honest to God serious article
>honest to God serious article

This is how conservatives build their victim complex.
First you call shit like this "serious article".
Step two is complaining that serious articles are now a joke.

Clown world, am I right

Poe's law
I can't see how that could be anything but satire

what is a serious article then, and why isn't this article in a satire or comedy column?

Aren't leftists the ones constantly repeating how irony to genocide is one step away when talking about imageboard shitposting?

>tfw no scene when Bowers is slowly walking into the library with his face obscured and says "Hello, nigger"

I'm glad that he didn't have a crush on Stan though, in light of the fact that remembering Stan stops him from leaving Derry. Emphasises the importance of friendship.

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He gave someone an ice cream cone. THEY'RE DEFINITELY BUTTFUCKING!

>Also wish they would have followed the 1990 movie's route and had all of them encounter Pennywise when they first got to Derry.
The 1990 scene where Bill and Mike were riding on the bike together as adults was hilarious. My brother saw that then told me he was hoping the scene from the trailer for Chapter 2 would be altered so that it was Mike hugging Bill on the bike instead of Bev

Entertainment news is even lazier than satire or comedy columns in fairness

D E E P
That is true though, now that I think about it.

clickbait writers make minimum wage and their jobs are precarious af they have to network and become minor e-celebs by generating takes hot enough so that their following and name recognition increases because that's the only way they can get work

The 1990 miniseries in general actually makes it seem like Mike had a real friendship with the others.

Bingo

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>wtf why isn't this cosmic entity which sends out millions of probes that disguise themselves as all sorts of terrible things like demonic clowns and giant spidera for the purpose of tenderising children through fear so it can eat them a #gayally wtf stephen king is cancelled
and people call Yea Forums autistic

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they make him gay just like they made eddie a virgin in the tv series, to basically say that the orgy in the sewers didnt happen without saying it

Overall it just had more weight to it. Scenes felt scarier since it wasn't overusing filters and CGI.

maybe eddie just watched while everyone else did the hard work

egos and money

>to basically say that the orgy in the sewers didnt happen without saying it
Wow they must really hate that part of the book. I jerk off to loli hentai occassionally but its not like anyone actually defends that scene, most agree its awkward.

Cinema-journalist complex

They know that they are inherently never going to be the 'hero,' they have deep down made a decision that removes them from benefitting society

they couldve just made them get out from the sewers wearing each other clothes or something
or making bev say "boy that was refreshing"

We're in the age of post-parody. Like Schreodinger's cat, everything is ironic and serious at the same time until the person themselves reveals their intention.

Why are we giving gays power?

Maybe they made Richie gay to offset the gay hate crime in the beginning, which honestly felt out of place itself since no one really gives a shit about gays anymore.
I suppose changing the faggot into a tranny would have been too on the nose though.

women vote

could've just left the gay bashing part out altogether.

>people have the ability to decide what they mean by their own statements
You're living in 2015, m8. Reasonable logic like that doesn't fly anymore.

Seeing Xavier Dolan in the beginning was the weirdest shit in the entire movie desu

The world ended in 2012
We're in hell now

W-when does it end?

They also could've just left out the gays all together. They tried to make you care about them but I just couldn't care less about them.

When the tranny that is elected into the United States presidency starts the next nuclear war because someone called him a mean word.

What about when the racist that's elected into the US presidency starts allying with North Korea and Russi-OH WAIT

Nah, they'd never get to be old enough to run from their suicide before 30
DRUMPF

>leftist accuses someone else of having a victim complex
Do you retards do anything but project? Your whole ideology is all about victimhood. In your mind, evil, old, white men are persecuting you all the time.

but, but, then how will they virtue signal?

Hey there, commie. Fighting "fascists," eh?

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>clown world
wtf I love communism, trannies and open borders now
Thanks, comrade.

>improving national relationship with other nations will result in WAR
Do you understand how thick you are or are you one of those new age REEE kiddies who lacks self awareness?

The only person thickheaded here is (You), falling for obvious bait

>muh drumpf boogeyman
Do you seriously believe that a mentally unstable tranny would make a better president?

it doesn't matter who is president. A mentally unstable tranny would perform about the same

Then we're agreed that Trump attempting to improve the national relationship with North Korea and Russia is a positive thing?

Fucking kek.

you don't go around desperately trying to improve relations with your enemies if things are going well.

Pennywise kills gays and straights alike. How's that not equal?

These IT threads are filled with twitterwhales so the possibility of it being genuine is there.

Not seen the film but is Pennywise still a female in it?
Cause I thought it was ok for girls males to be hate filled

That isn't remotely close to what I asked you.
>Then we're agreed that Trump attempting to improve the national relationship with North Korea and Russia is a positive thing?
Answer the question.

Feed and seed it

Shit yeah, Pennywise is a her in the book, is this the case in the film?

based clown

I don't really give a shit either way, but if it came down between that and getting improvements to American home life (student loans, UBI, better network infrastructure, etc), I'd choose the latter every time.

I'm not even him

and no orange retard is retarded and every foreign policy initative he laid hands on has been a failure North Korea is still testing nukes it improved it's standing signed trade deals with South Korea and China and Russia bypass sanctions and supply it with fueld food and weapons so Drumpf didn't achieve shit, Drumpf failed in Venezuela in Iran in Syria he's failing in China and in Europe everyone hates himn and he damaged US relations for decades

They want special treatment not equality.

>I'm sad to announce that this clown that maimed and ate an innocent child is no longer an ally because he killed gay"

W*men.

>but if it came down between that and getting improvements to American home life (student loans, UBI, better network infrastructure, etc), I'd choose the latter every time.
Does it come down to a choice between the two? You still haven't answered the question, by the way. Do you think improving relations with North Korea and Russia is a good idea or no?

>in Europe everyone hates him
Actually the vast majority of people don't give a shit either way. It's only really people on the radical Leftist hype who care, and even then it's just the usual crying about him being a racist and a homophobe and a misogynist and all of that with the usual disinclination to provide any sort of evidence for any of the above.

Pennywise's gender/sex isn't addressed at all in Chapter 2, there isn't a mention of eggs at all.

Nigger I don't give a shit, how fucking clear can I make that? Foreign policy is low as fuck on my list of shit to care about politically.

The gay Richie thing has been a thing since the 2015 Fukunaga version

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You don't have to be female to give birth bigot.

What's high on your list of things you care about politically, out of interest?

People who start Twitter outrage threads should be executed

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How's that going Btw? Because Kim is still launching missiles and among other things Russia is still developing and testing next hen nukes and hypersonic missiles

>LGBT allyship
What the fuck is this even about? If you don't include fags in your show then you automatically hate them?

But you have to understand THEIR victimhood ideology is REAL, did you know innocent black children get KILLED by cops for commiting drivebys? Did you know innocent transwomen get KILLED for tricking random niggers into taking them to bed then flopping a big old cock out?
The "suffering" white men deal with is just being hounded out of jobs and having their families harassed if they call this situation retarded someplace in public. Does that sound "oppressed" to you?

>both are developing more nuclear toys
Sounds like it wouldn't be a bad idea to improve relations, then.

I mentioned it in a previous post ITT
>getting improvements to American home life (student loans, UBI, better network infrastructure, etc)

it's all us vs them for leftists, there's always an oppressor and the oppressed

a very insecure group of individuals

The world doesn't revolve around clickbait articles about clowns ot Twitter bullshit you know.

imagine being in your twenties and landing a rare job as "journalist", basically a clickbait farm... you just have to do what it takes to keep the job without even knowing if your employer will still be around a couple of years from now. i wouldnt do it, knew dudes who did and our online ocmmunity was strangely ok with the shit they were writing... made me question what i thought of em all.... but what do i know i guess i am considered a loser since i never earned a dollar doing what i like or be in the industry and hope to advance.... yea no i couldnt be a sellout shithead, just cant . its too depressing to sell the world a shitsandwich and you fucking know its shit and you watch em eat it... in the long run its bad for the heart, for the conscience. no can do

What the fuck happened to this thread, Kingbros?

So when will it come to the normies attention that almost all gays / trannies want to indoctrinate their children to be just like them? Will it be when LGBTQ+ woke faggots openly accept pedophilia on a mass scale?

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based and retard pilled

> all gays / trannies want to indoctrinate their children to be just like them?
why is that a bad thing?

Its highly unethical.

according to which ethical standard? For one all parents have a right to indoctrinate their children muslim parents can indoctrinate their children retarded evangelicals can indoctrinate their children nazis can indoctrinate their children and tranny fags can also indoctrinate their children

fucking based

White and (((white))) women.

The fags want to indoctrinate everyone else's children is what I originally meant.
Faggots and trannies don't have children, they adopt them and get supplied them from goyim cuckolds.

Except that it does as it shapes the fabric of society and even gets legislation passed. Don't be naive, the entire state of the left right now is due to fucking gamergate and the traction the SJW movement gained online because of it.

Makes me really fucking glad I live in rural Texas

>scientology
>defeated

if you're kid get's indoctrinated into being gay then perhaps he was always a faggot

Men lay man eggs. That's where man babies come from. I saw it on a Bill Nye program.

this is sad and gay but funny and well deserved

My childhood died when Bill Nye did that fucking ice cream skit about gender.

I spent a decade writing for a living and phased out of it and into woodwork - which was fortunately already a hobby of mine - for that very reason. Several years ago something changed where you got hired based on your E-fame as opposed to your writing credentials, and then moved to being hired based on which publications you'd written for and where they fell on the political spectrum. The beauty of journalism used to be the individual flavour in each writer's take and opinions; now journalists are essentially just mouthpieces for whatever agenda the owners of the publication want to be pushed. Something very weird is happening in the West right now, we're getting closer and closer to Stalinist Russia and very few people seem to actually care - and most of those who do tend to play the game anyway.

>UBI
That's a nice idea but it'll never work in any fair society.

watch Dem debate and tell me they are not serious
>abortion rights for transgender women

Makes me quite fucking jealous that I don't live in rural Texas.

>Something very weird is happening in the West right now, we're getting closer and closer to Stalinist Russia and very few people seem to actually care - and most of those who do tend to play the game anyway.

How he fuck are you getting close to Stalinist Russia? The only problems you have are gays and immigrants which you did to yourselves but you can't solve them simply because you're degenerate children of boomers who never worked for anything either and just lived off dividends off of their parent's imperialism and colonialism

The bar lowers the more people get in it. and where's the orgy scene you fucking hacks?

I'm not even sure where to start with this. Use your words to try to form an actual coherent argument and I'll discuss it.

nobody cares about your opinion faggot

Someone obviously cares enough to sperg out about it.

Why would a murdering clown be an ally? The only other one I know is John Wayne gacy and I wouldn’t have classified him as much of an ally either

not long ago people complained about evil characters being gay. we've come full circle.

How is their victimhood about white males different that your victimhood about trannies?

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i can't wait for the recession to hit and watch society go fucking nuts with everyone running around looking to lay blame for their failures on

Top kek.

Feed huh?

They'll just blanket-blame the former generation like everyone does now with boomers.

this

It’s not. Like 1% of dipshits on Twitter do this shit, 99% of people roll their eyes at it. That’s why Trump won, that’s why he’ll win again. People are fucking sick of idiots doing this shit. Context. Just remember, we’re seeing the loudest fucking idiots out there because they’re who get attention. The sane 99% don’t get attention because they’re not doing anything out of the ordinary.

This nonsense is not reflective of society as a whole.

You aren’t clever

The industry of shitty clickbait articles is a trashcan fire? YOU DON'T SAY!

Except Out magazine is a major publication. At least it was. Clearly it's just another magazine that has turned into a clickbait farm that will publish garbage from freelance writers with hardly any credentials.

he and eddie were clearly bffls when compared to the rest of the group, with them constantly fucking with eachother. half of richies jokes were about smashing vaj
ben tells them about derry formerly being a beaver trapping town, and richie throws his hand up and yells "still is right boys?!"
there are tons of other examples

Just burn it all to the fucking ground.

It's my privilege to enjoy this joke a great deal.

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Unlike Boomers who lived as the wealthiest humans ever millenials are fucked and never got anything, they have no savings, no job security, no property, about 40% live at home, they are more unhealthy and more retarded and the next recession will finish them. And its not even a bad thing it's a generation of cunts narcissistic instagram thots, video gamers and chronic wankers they will get what they deserved and society will go even crazier once this is internalized

I think a lot of boomers are assholes but even then I get sick of retards looking for someone to blame and just going "FUCK OLD WHITE MEN AND FUCK BOOMERS"

Am I the only one who started putting away 10% of each paycheck with work matching 4.5% at my first real job? Why doesn't everyone do this? Still managed to pay off my loans early by saving and living with roommates, and now these people who partied while I saved want total forgiveness while I get shit?

it's literally reparations for retarded white middle class millennial cocksuckers for faggots and arts whores who spent hundreds of thousands to get a meme degree and want society to pay this won't happen because everyone hates these cunts they will get their shitty moderate democrat who will hand reparations to black people who will dab on these cunts and still hate them for being opressed and victimized

Try getting a tech degree but being stupid or living in a place where that shit gets outsourced to pajeet, fucktards.

>Try getting a tech degree but being stupid
Stupid people shouldn't be able to get degrees. It's a failure of society that so many dumb and mediocre people got sold the idea that they should go to university

(you)

what should they do instead?

why are you shifting from seriousness to fairness

That's why we need UBI desu

> what should they do instead of getting into debt for a piece of paper from a meme college
kill themselves

Definitely pro-life though

hyuck hyuck hyuck

so who would have money to buy stuff created by those smart people with degrees?
everyone depends on each other, if people have no jobs they dont consume or build anything else

imo it's not entirely surprising that a lot of LGBTQ people feel a kinship with a pedophile clown demon, it's probably why the scenes where Pennywise hosts storytimes at the library were cut, but ultimately we need to gently remind them that it's just a story and it's unhealthy to obsess over their idols like this.

all these niggas have phones and spend all their time on the internet it's not as if they're struggling to survive just grift your boomer parents and be an uber driver or soemshit once your boomer parents die sell the hosue

WE LIVE IN A
PRO-LGBT
SOCIETY

so like you

I never went to university and my dad is a retarded alcoholic who never accomplished anything

Glad I didn't watch the second movie

...

Gay people are crazy and should not be taken seriously.

>Don't be scared by "problematic language", as it's just chan lingo
>"problematic language"

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>tfw Pennywise doesn't taunt Mike with balloons that say DERRY NIGGERS GET THE BIRD like in the book

The original Fukunaga script sorta kinda references it. They get lost in the sewers after defeating It the first time and Beverley puts her hands on each of the boy's faces in turn. Then it cuts to them escaping the sewers.

At the end of the day, that article headline is just clickbait like all the others. I believe some journos are actually sincere about this insane shit, but in many cases, they are same enough to know it sounds ridiculous and they write it anyway because it gets attention. They're desperate and underpaid and need to make a quick buck. So they type the most bizarre shit you can think of and sprinkle some identity politics on it for extra outrage points.

It's a formula. But the effectiveness of it has worn off over time. Think Progress just went out of business. These progressive clickbait companies are falling like flies. It's over for them.

Pennywise is GAY with the BABADOOK. FUCK YOU

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you mean the journo industry in general?
journalists are talentless hacks who attach themselves to their field of choice(movies/music/games/politics/science etc.) because they can't achieve anything in said field, but desperately want to project their soi influence by talking about what their betters are actually doing

holy based

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"I personally think Pennywise is misunderstood. He's killing those children so they can be with God sooner."

!!!FACT!!!

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What's wrong with fan art?

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The Babadooky was such a retarded movie. Why do libshits remotely like it? The climax just has the chick go, "I'm a mom, fuck you!" and the fagadook fucks off, THE END. What a fucking waste of time.

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Based and redpilled

Leftards, everything they touch turns to shit.

Truthpilled

it is pretty telling legbutts use a literal demon monster as a symbol for their movement

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it is suprising tho

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desperately is one word to use, just like how hill dawg was ready to go to war with russia because of their "facebook hack"
t.bugman
You afraid North Korea is gonna get all the manufacturing jobs and leave you guys to starve in cynah?
Cause that's what's going to happen.
Kim Jong gets a Trump resort and golf course, and saves face with his people by giving them actual prosperity. Hell sounds like they are gonna build stalin era statues of Kim and Trump across North Korea looking off to the west, giving your mainland the finger.
You think the china can truly hold out on the trade war?
You better start getting on your knees bugman, or else the north koreans will reach first world status before china does

Formerly fucks into it

> hill dawg was ready to go to war with russia because of their "facebook hack"
imagine being this dumb

you don't realize that gays and minorites are a power block for the democrats, literally free instant votes unless they do something to turn them off or the republicans offer something better, but they don't give away shit. They want them to earn their keep.
Of course this voter block also has been fed a lifetime from tv to school of victimhood complexes, so that's all they know for the public to give and help them.
Also a simple way to understand why we are close to stalinism is to ask yourself who was the Bolshevik party mainly consistent of?
Where did a mass influx of those people end up migrating to and invaded with their specialties in deceit and perversion?

really great post, user

Then why haven't you killed yourself yet

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We don't have the money for it.
We have money for Israel's UBI though

But, not in some weird kinky way.. Notice, the flavor of the cone is vanilla.

> Bolshevik party mainly consistent of?
What the jews? Well if you follow your own trail of thought then the jews have been in charge of America since at least the creation of the Federal Reserve so your entire history you and your parents have just been little jew golem puppets with no agency so kill yourself I learned on youtube and /pol/ that the jews also started every war as well they brought in slaves and invaded the Philippines Cuba and Vietam and created all curent social issues so it's not your fault

Yeah but UBI is a fucking meme. The guys offering UBI are ideologically opposed to the border security necessary once you start offering free gibs.

diIate trann*id