Ladies and gentlemen, future Oscar winner J-Lo

Ladies and gentlemen, future Oscar winner J-Lo

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Goddamn, I'd really like to insert my penis into her vagina sliding it back and forth until I ejaculate inside her if you know what I mean.

>ALL IN ALL ITS JUST A
>NOTHER BRICK IN

nope, don't know what you mean, have yet to experience it.

if emma stone could win one, why not JLO?

J-LO is a megabitch and not well liked, even within an industry full of drama queens and divas. Winning an Oscar is much more about selling yourself around town then actual talent.

She tried acting once

Didn't go so well

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Mariah Carey on suicide watch

I have and after years of death grip masturbating I honestly didn't feel a thing.

I just watched The Cell and you are correct. She is really hot in it though

>...MY MOUTH
what did pink floyd mean by this???

i would just cum if i saw her like this in front of me

Considering her last film was so hilariously awful I'm inclined to believe that this is all marketing

I've been death gripping for almost 20 years and it still feels like heaven, maybe I've been lucky and the girls I've been with had really tight pussies

>there was a nigger inside
Droped

I want to have sex

Takes too much time, money and effort. Just fap and a few times a year get yourself a prostitute.

I’m going to need more explanation user. Please submit an essay no less than 1500 characters in length. You will be graded by the standard rubric.

>dropping women in general
Most women in countries with a large black population have burned some coal at one point or another. Especially throughout high school. I'm sorry but you'll need to cope a little bit more

manface

>source: my busted pussy

me too man

is there anything more embarrassing than an old lady who thinks she's pretty?

do they like talking about it while you're naked in bed with them?

Why should I have to suffer without or pay out the nose when most men get it for free?

Why are my basic human needs not being met in a supposedly progressive first world society?

I swear if the next meme political leader made it his platform to fix the male loneliness problem, he'd get a lot of success.

>retreating to your imagination
The absolute state of white ""men"" on Yea Forums.

From where did you get the impression life was fair?

only if hes one of those crazy progressive leftists like AOC because it would sound embarrasing coming out of the mouth of someone serious. Hell i cringe just by reading the sentence " male loneliness problem". Sounds onions as fuck.

You two should get together and solve both of your problems. Two gay birds with one faggotstone.

Sorry can't hear you over all the air leaking our your herpes covered flaps

AWOOOOGA

i said i want sex not sausages dangling around

>Still coping
>Still swinging in the dark
Embarrassing and childlike

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>50 years old
imagine how many innocent babies' foreskins it's taken to keep that skin so supple and tight

Dumb frog poster.

Much better. You might even have sex with a woman one day

stop embarrassing yourself you fucking tryhard

Wouldn't people be able to see her pusy and/or bumcrack at certain angles?

doesn’t her boyfriend have herpes

Hopefully not a gross one like you though.

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Based pusy and/or bumcrack poster

It's almost as if someone seeing your pussy is less embarrassing than getting seen in one of these.

Imagine that it looks like a normal dress otherwise then she strikes this post in front of you, revealing all visible in the OP.
I'd immediately cum then faint.

How do you live with yourself when you're so easily wobbled? You are so sensitive, /pol/yp.

BREHS

GONNA
COOM

Because i kept being told it was meant to be fair.
No racism, dont hate gays, support the poor, support refugees, equality with women, no age discrimination etc etc..

I dont understand how equal access to a female partner got lost in that mix. Theres people who dont have clean drinking water but get laid every day.
How are we in the first world turning a completely blind eye to the amount of healthy young men who arent able to fulfill their basic natural biological function and needs for companionship. I mean everyone seems to agree it has a negative effect, but actually fixing the problem amounts to telling these men to 'just be yourself'

Fuckkkk she'd get it