Are any of these kinos actually kinos?

Mutts always make the laziest jokes.

Anyone that starts off with Truffaut is instantly pretentious to me. But her taste is actually not bad.

she would like it too much

Yes I want to move to Germany. I'm from Pakistan.

what a cute and thoughtful woman I'll never meet, if you'll excuse me I'm going to check out of this hotel

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I've never even heard of any of these

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Terrible taste

You don't speak English?

Truffaut is the least pretentious of pretentiously nameable directors. Tarkovsky now that's pretentious.

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You're from London?

>more lazy mutt jokes

t. non white

I thought this was going to be porn, like this is the part where he offers her money to fuck in a van or something. I mean it says EASY GERMAN right there.

and hoes?

Thinking about it now, my favorite movies are all american, and all from the past 30 years.

So this girl is not only better looking than me - to the point where it's almost like we're two different species - she's also way smarter and more cultured. Obviously more social and polite too. If I ever crossed paths with her, she'd be completely on her right to just spit on my subhuman face like I'm a second class citizen.

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The cumbrain is real

She a cute CUTE

Tarkovsky is literally the least pretentious director in cinema history. He would rather kill himself than to "pretend", always strived for direct honesty to the point that he hates symbolism altogether.

and shovels

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I wasn't joking. The subtitles are in English too.

Hey man you just need to put yourself out there.

Nah he was a bit pretentious.

I bought Kafka’s books in German I can’t read shit tho

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lol please. This overrated russian fag can't even talk in a way that is embarrassingly pretentious, almost comically so.

youtube.com/watch?v=fn2XDqAwIAs

In what way?

>tfw no pretentious pixie gf

>Thinking about it now, my favorite movies are all american, and all from the past 30 years.
Maybe that just means you get all of your taste from Yea Forums. Yea Forums zoomers have this exact problem where they don't care about being legitimately cultured, just thought to be. Little do they know they're staring into shallow puddles of the medium.

So Tarkovsky can't talk pretentiously?

Have you ever spoken to a russian from that 30s generation? You would think every single one of them is pretentious because they don't talk in zoomer speak. Also half of what he said is not translated properly and is jumbled up in these one liner english sentences. Try again.

I MEAN IN A WAY THAT ISN'T* FUCK I MEAN ISN'T*** FUUUUUUCK

zoomer mental midget cumbrain detected

>Tarkovsky doing his best Cliff Booth impression

>my favorite movies are all american, and all from the past 30 years.
the absolute state of Yea Forums

>Have you ever spoken to a russian from that 30s generation?
I don't interact with third world trash

>pretentious
Sure

>old foreign films are good

No, I know what you're doing lady. Stop bullshitting.

Her taste is no big deal, europeans are just more sophisticated in average when it comes to those things

Example:
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There not foreign to her

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Don't you have some dogs to fuck YMS?

how to get sophisticated french gf like this?

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they are, europe is not one country, shes clearly speaking german

Hope one starts attending your college.

That's the opposite of OP's girl
she's french, you can hear the accent