Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back

Jesus was a lucky man.

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UGGHHN!

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Has anyone ever wondered why a cut firefighter with a sick 70’s porn stash was railing a pear shaped greaseball with a waddle?

phil after the car crash thru vitos homosex are the worst arcs

Threadly reminder:

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Rosalie was pretty bangable too.

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>A note from the doctah sayin' you don't like to suck cock?

Could you be any more plebe?

Most of the wives were.

>I was here, it's a joke!

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kek

Damn straight. Sopranos was MILF central.

Come on. It's an emotional day; misses his fawthah.

While there was some suspense about what was going to happen to the finoik, I didn't appreciate the filler they used to pad it out. The Cleaver subplot in S6A also looked like a waste of time until it paid off big in S6B.

JohnnyCakes must have had the same taste as Johnny Sack.

>Rubenesque!

The guy who played JohnnyCakes killed himself. Buon'anima.

nypost.com/2008/12/25/tragedy-strikes-soprano-hunk/

F

Mental midget

let's whack this tripfag cocksucker and be done with it

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>I'll build a ramp up to his ass... drive a Lionel up in there.

>What the hell kind of way is that to talk about a sick person!

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Jason was a lucky man for a while

He had probably already run through every other faggot ten times over in their fruity little town.

This was easily one of the funniest lines of the entire show.

Still doesn’t exactly explain it. If you had fucked every girl in your small town would you say “fuck it” and bang Rebel Wilson’s shit pipe because she was the last one left?

Best bod in the show

>F-finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker.

>HE'S A FAAaaaAaaAAAAaG!

>You get a pass for that.

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Ton', you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it

>when she was crawling on the floor naked

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I'd post it, but the fags here will ban me again.

Nice big udders with long nipples, ughn!

>I gotta make a phone call. I'll meet you at the drugstore. Tell the Goddamn pharmacist to call Dr. Iaconis. I should get a 60-day supply of the Plavix-

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...yes

YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON!

Is that a trick question?

He was a come from behind type of guy

>I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

>MAY...jor Dee-gan. Expresse...way.

>You're a FUCKIN' disgrace!

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>It's 2006, dere's pillow biters in da special forces.

GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY, COCKSUCKER

[ ] she hit me
[ ] it wasn't my child she was carrying
[ ] I was doing a lot of coke
[ ] she was just a whooooar
[ ] all of the above

YA. THINK. SO?

Hey Vito, what's up Vito

I loved him like a brother in law

>FUCK YOU DOIN'?!?

MILF Power rankings:

Melfi > Charmaine > Lorraine > Carmella > Rosalie > Angie

What did Vito do with his goomah? Did she knew he was a fag?

Charmaine > Melfi > Lorraine > Gloria > the rest

You're thinking like a hetero. Homos are into some wild shit, user. Like next level. A meathead with an orbital blubber mass ain't nothin

MY BABIES, SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEELP OH GOD THEY ARE LOCKED IN THERE

>*CRUNCH*
> BABY IN CAR SEAT*

OH SHIT

>NIGGER PUKES

Truly kino

kinda?
Id drain both my nuts in her

can confirm this

>Allegra ? isn't that a cough syrup
>No, it means happiness in Latin
>What the fucks that got to do with cough syrup?

Would you guys go to the Yankee game with Vito?

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She must've crawled under there for warmth or somethin'.

>Bye bye pop pop.
Incredible foreshadowing.

"not" NOT "no"
DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN YOU SHAH-LOOKING COCKSUCKA

[ ] It was Gino

>Meadow goes to college was good

Fuck off

why was christopher being so fucking disrespectful to a made guy?

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that's vito's brother, next time you see him 8 years have passed

So do ghosts exist in the Sopranos universe? Why did that psychic know Paulie killed people?

it was a joke

Yeah they do, fat pussy even shows up in a mirror to haunt Tone.

Gino wasn't Vito's brother. The guy who was Lee Trevino'd by Mustang Sally was.

To be fair, I enjoyed thicc S2 Maedo and peak hotness S3-4 Maedo. After that, she got too skinny again.

Great eyes too. Imagine those looking into your soul as she sucks you dry and works those big tits. HNNG.

Vito being a faggot was actor Joe Gannascoli's idea in order for more screen time, based on the NJ mezzo-finook mobster John D'Amato.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D'Amato

ghosts aren't real you fucking queeeah, satanic black magic is

Well what the fuck was this shit?

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christian white magic, duh

Maybe, but why was it so fucking scary then? And how come in "Whoever Did This" Tony looks at the same exact spot and sees nothing? Jesus fuck.

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the psychic, poison ivy...
pussy in the mirror
the virgin mary
the cat at the end. was either seeing chris haunt the place or was a reincarnated chris/possessed by chris

also tony had special contact with the ther realm while tripping on peyote, he was shown the magic numbers, he saw the other side of the sky

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Rebel Wilson is hot as fuck.

now go get your fuckin pastry box.

Also Kevin Finnerty is supposed to be more than just a dream, Chase said that at some point

Well it's basically a near death experience.

well as far as celestial bodies go, she's a ten!

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why is she so perfect bros

oh yeah that episode, duh. he was literally at the doors of the afterlife/was in limbo. not to mention all the other dream sequences in this show, like christophers dream in the deli with the dude he killed, you can look at that as just a dream, but maybes theres more to dreams than we know. tony's fish dream, carmella's dream about adriana etc, they were true/prophetic.

It's a glimpse at an alternate universe or something though, there is some essence of reality to it, it's not just in Tony's head

OH MADON

I just finished it a few days ago and the ending fucked me up a bit. No, I'm not saying it's bad quite the opposite. It's really disturbing

While she was too scrawny in S5 & S6, I'd fucking ravage her.

>tripfag doesn't know the sopranos
what a shock, filtered

Did you know that the actress who played Meadow has multiple sclerosis?

just finished binge watching sopranos. was phil so serious all the time, so angry? why did phil not understand vito's joke? was he autistic?

I jacked off in a grilled cheese

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Well it's certainly a 'what could have been' if Tony never entered the mob (they reference the selling patio furniture from S1), but there's still a purgatory/NDE thing going on too.

Yes. It's sad. She's had a kid recently too.

Sure I agree, there's plenty of layers and a lot going on, it's Sopranos after all

She was the best milf in the show by fat

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>The Ayatollah Khomeini, whatever happened there...
>The revolution.
>God rest the Pahlavi dynasty.

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Ughn! Wish she went nude.

youtube.com/watch?v=P-P3DrkCLxY

WHATEVA HAPPENED THEA?
WHATEVE HAPPENED THEA?
THE ISLAMISTS TOOK OVER, PUT 12 IMAMS IN THE COUNCIL WITH NOT PROVOCATION WHAT-SO-EVER

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Looks like a cross between Paulie and Reotardo

>My cousin's dead!

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youtube.com/watch?v=UvxhokBhkJs

fuck you
fuck what you've meant cocksucker

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Are these full-blooded Persians or mixed with Arabs?

there is literally no difference

Top kek.

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So was Vito trying to buy of Finn or did he think maybe he'd have a chance at grooming him for a joke?

desu was kinda sad when vito got stood up at the ball game

cursed image

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

why did they care so much that vito was gay? he was a good earner

Pretty much. Modern genotyping shows the average Persian has about 50% Arab ancestry.

Part if it was old school homophobia, part of it was old school practicality. If a mob member was a drug addict, a degenerate gambler, a queer or anything like that then they would have a secret that could be used as leverage by the Feds or blackmail by other families. Same with homosexuals not being allowed to hold security clearances back in the day, the government was worried the Russians would threaten to out them to their families unless they gave over state secrets. Also, older generations viewed queers in a way that ranged from sick perverts at best to literal child molesters.

>It's a sin.

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>tfw stomp this huwoah to death later

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Almost noon, gotta be, look at the angle of the sun.

>Take that dick up your ass, whoo-ah.

SUCK OUR COCKS?!

ITS FUCKIN STARTIN

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I feel like this scene would have been better if it didn't then do a close up of Tony looking back to see if he was really there. Just have it be a quick hidden thing.

>Get- GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN' HOLE!!!
>Davey... Ya doing a good job!

It's pretty subtle, I missed it the first time

ive only watched each episode once, i missed this, what episode is it? and rough timestamp if you know off the top of your head?

lol nevermind, im a retard and its on yourube

Is she any good?

do americans really do this?

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>Get out of my room, ya sick cunt!

>Why am I asking you? You probably showed her how

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Each rewatch makes the last season more unbearable. David Chase's politcal views were really starting to leak in to the show.

Unironically my favorite season
What's that political crap

All the anti-muslim stuff. Though I think it is justified. Fuck them.

It was also shown in that Angent Harris was transferred to terrorism and T gave up the two arabs at the Bing, while Harris became more sympathetic to Tony.

It was a joke

second half of the last season got dark and unhinged. was expecting any moment for any character (besides silvio) to go all tony b on everyone

for me it was how quickly tony turned into a gambling degenerate shrek monster that yelled at everyone and got pissy over every little fuckin' thing. meanin' no disrespect to the skipper.

what was with that opening scene with the black dudes jacking the car of that family?? seems completely unrelated to everything and the show just wanted to yell out FUCKING NIGGERS

Chasing It is widely considered to be one of the worst episodes of the show. I agree, it was a last ditch effort to make you hate Tony before the show ended.

Also, I hate how they tried to recapture the tense drama of the White Caps argument. Just felt like a repeat.

yeah that gambling episode was abit out of nowhere
there are a couple mentions of tony gambling prior to that but nothing showing that he actually drowns most of his income into it
don't really need any of that to "hate" Tony, if you pay attention since the start he always was an unfair boss and a slimy hypocritical prick
all due respec

didn't you almost drown in the penguin exhibit?

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YOU FUCKIN SUISHIDE! YOURE A DISGRACE

Best girl didn’t even exist.

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bengoodfella.blogspot.com/2013/05/chasing-it-where-good-writers-and.html

close

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Oh, Madonn

Fags are mentally ill perverts. Typical rules of attraction dont apply

Cute, but I’d prefer a woman that had more than mosquito bites

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I've never jacked off to Maedo out of RESPECT to her fawtha

lmao

what about the bitch who got burnt? she was pretty hot

There's a dubs in you thread

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damn Meadow looks like THAT???

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that iranian bitch tony fucked in vegas was the hottest bitch of the show, too bad they saved her for one episode at the very end of the run

NO FUCKIN WAY

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who is the actress?

I TOLD YOU YOUNG PEOPLE
youtube.com/watch?v=sN04tcazG5o

Nah, haven't you ever felt an uncomfortable presence, like there's someone else in the room that you can't see? Combined with Furio talking about Survivor and pointing guns in people's faces, Tony just got the chills and felt Pussy's presence in the room.

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

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this, saddest moment of the show was seeing him waiting out side the stadium in all of that yankees gear

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

they stole it for the soprano family, the car they steal is the one he sells to that don in italy

You try doin 20 years in the can, takin it up the ass while eating grilled cheese off a radiator and see how you come out ya prick

Were you not paying attention at all to the plot of the episode? Tony hired them to jack cars that they could send to Italy in bulk. The message was that the niggers were just the frontmen while the white Italians were the ones actually behind everything. The dad yelling "FUCKING NIGGERS! WHO ELSE?" cutting to Tony smiling at a picture of the same car was meant to be humorous.

What day of NoFap was Johnny Sack on?

>refused to cheat on his wife
>obviously wasn't able to fuck Ginny due to her mole surgery

Well why didnt those gentle African-American scholars and scientists simply refuse to commit the crime

YOU THREW FOOD AT VITO, THATS GOTTA BE RESOLVED

You wanna talk about compromise? 20 years I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised, I jacked off on a grilled cheese, filmed myself eating it, and uploaded it to xtube instead.

what the FUCK

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okay thanks, i as drunk pretty often when i watched this show. i second marathoning is in order. im usually really good at keeping track of plotlines and characters and stuff, but that's why that scene confused me, i was just not paying attention to that episode i guess.

it was because of the medication

good thing I'm gay

>Disgratziata.

Yes, and all that shaky-cam shit too.

It's a fucking sin that she's never gone topless.

Yeah, great ass on that Valentina. There's a good view of it as Tony's getting the call about the horse's death, even a hint of bush too.

Sarah Shahi. HNNG!

Shame she only showed pokies.

>Oh, what the-
>It's not true. I lettered in football.

>What's so fucking hilarious, you fucking parade float?

YOU'LL NEVER SHUT ME UP

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hot damn

OOOOHHHHHH you can’t talk to me like that! I’m a captain of the good ship lollipop now!

I loved when Tony and Artie lived together after they squashed their beef over the Armagnac loan.

VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASSMUNCHER

was richie a fag

Would Vito have killed Finn if he had gone to the game with him?

She was a Bond girl.

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No, he would have intimidated him into keeping quiet. He was too close to Tony, through Meadow.

i love that scene when him and Chris are walking in and looking so eager to tell the news lmao

He likes being blown in the dark, so it's implied that he was a top in the joint.

It's sad how Murmur ingratiated himself with the crew by the end of S6A, but was then barely seen in S6B.

Lynchian kino

can you believe there's a dog groomer there? 'case somebody needs a snack?

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Chris' powerwalk is hilarious

i was hoping that Asian chick would have a sex scene

How do I dress like Tony Soprano?

I'm not going to lie. Vito's secret being revealed is probably my favorite episode. I've watched it more than any other.

>older generations viewed queers in a way that ranged from sick perverts at best to literal child molesters
And were completely correct

she seems nasty as fuck

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>that harsh cigarette-fueled Morrowind NPC voice
hnnnng

LETS TAKE THIS IN THE BACK

well shit. i remember her being hotter. maybe that's because i was going through puberty when i saw that episode and i wanted to fuck anything with a hole in it

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easily most fun thread on Yea Forums in a while

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Excuse me gentlemen was there a problem with the service?

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i wouldn't mind sticking my dick in her pussy if you know what i mean

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It was the immediate post-9/11 era. It's very much a product of it‘s time

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>tfw nobody posts Ralphie's A-Z list anymore

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sopranos threads are always good user. free of bullshit

because the show was pure, the threads are pure. one of the rare threads where everyone can agree on what was fucking stupid, what was comedy gold, and what was kino. no show can rival it.

Kung-pow-coochie. Ughn!

Dat cinematography.

really bugged the shit out of me. fuck shit show man, vito killed bobby, the random dude who helped him with his car, countless others im sure, and here i am being torn up about him being stood up at a baseball game.

medow in the college episode sitting with tony at the dinner table in the restaurant before she got hammed, THAT was the face of an angel, i feel so bad thinking that was peak meadow

then post it

Poor prick should have gotten the $161.60 he was shorted.

>Looks like the covergirl of Italian Vogue.
>Italian, Italian.

>someone could have gotten hurt

goddam paulie, the 10,000 years in purgatory isnt enough for you

>Hell is hot. That's never been disputed by anybody.

Favorite scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=yq5HWgCj0co

this one easily
youtube.com/watch?v=uEVpSAXW7d8

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

True. As much as I love The Wire it isn’t nearly as universal and fun to talk about

youtube.com/watch?v=VtISwpcperA

youtu.be/40HPFGvZ4ro

Quite fond of this one.

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Literally me.

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HNNNG!

>So we do understand each other, you're a ditsoon. A charcoal briquette. A mulignan.

I still cant believe Tony didnt have Paulie beat the shit out of this fuckin smoke.

Tony was lucky he didn’t punch his lights out

top analysis

do what

last conversation between Tony and Junior
youtube.com/watch?v=1o34mnI2Az4

SPEAK ABOUT DESTRUCTION

have your insurance send some representative dressed up as a doctor to get you to fuck off the hospital asap when you wake up from coma

aright, this is the one. the greatest scene in sopranos

and im not saying that because im an irl dope addict who has been through something similar to this, i think,just everyone is perfect. tony's immense love for animals and anger, paulie saying "i dont write things down", chrissy giving tony shit about his eating habits, adrianas perfect performance.
"my muddas wake.." sil talking about hair, and paulie "was he barking" goddamn. i can go on and on. oh and it ends in all of them beating the shit out of him, amazing. honestly all the chrish heroin stuff was bretty good. that scene where he shoots up after not touching the stuff for years, brutal, thought he was going to die. then sitting at the fair nodding off feeding that stray dog that a hotdog and petting him with the music, beautful. sorry for the annoying post, i just love that intervention scene alot, thanks for posting it

yes.

that's nice

I don't have it :(
but I do have this

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in the end, he still got to bust a nut in his daughter after hate-fucking the hell out of her

when chris pull off his toupee, it shocked me. i always wondered what was up with his hair, but ignored it because of the time and theyve had a few bad wigs on this show. it got me

the smirk he had on his face was priceless when he was cumming while inside of meadow (with a rubber on of course)

i don't know what was more on his mind. meadow's pretty face moaning or the sight of tony losing his shit

youtube.com/watch?v=1gyncMcVkCE
youtube.com/watch?v=cRT0CT7aHdM

And then he fucked her roommate

alright, alright
A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was doing a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I wish I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. He wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. She didn't even say hello to me
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. 350 only buys you a hello
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig- headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I hear Ginny Sack's getting an eighty pound mole removed from her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

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Ralphie was a great character, he helped carry the show through the transition of the post-Livia show. Even better that they kept a lid on the tension for the most part (apart from the whoo-ah), which helped him become one of the longest serving of Tony's 'thorns'. Pantoliano was brilliant.

italian not latin ......so close

what is it about the scene at the strip club you like so much? just curious. tony considering fucking a senior citizen while listening to dark techno is pretty based. and artie leaning in big time and waving his hand real fast "nice huh"
idk there is art to this, i cant imagine anyone sitting down and writing this scene and the dialog, it's very natural. fuck ive gotta watch this show again, ive only watched it once, all within a month and a half not too long ago, but i wanna go back in

>who are you?! Minister of propaganda?

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wheres my fucking d-girl

i almost shed a tear in the episode of his birthday party. it looked real fun and family love type, they did it real well. good stuff, real heartfelt

>Don't hand me that! BULLSHIT!!! You wanted it, you got it.

Hugh was a good guy and did well for himself.

Buon'anima to the actor: variety.com/2011/scene/news/tom-aldredge-dies-at-83-1118040446/

>no whacky paranormal investigator spin off with paulie and his crew of bumbling goombas

Can you imagine that? you get a face lift and one week later you're in jail?

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man fuck junior for ruining the surprise party

>Can you imagine that? you get a face lift and one week later you're in jail?

Rebel Wilson could break my dick while riding it and you're asking me if I want that?

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It sucks that they finally gave Eugene something to do and he hangs himself at the end of the episode. I heard that Funaro was supposed to play Ralphie originally, which was why he was in the opening credits during S3.

>Be quiet, Albert.

tranny

No one likes
that cunt anyway.

Any problem, she's "Whack
this one, whack that one".

Never enough body count
for Lorraine.

Don't gimme that "aw shucks" shit!

>be over 100 days into nofap
>user mentions thicc lorraine
I need a cold shower now...

woke up this mornin and...

Yes. Our women are allowed to have careers. We don't just drape carpets over them and rape them whenever we feel like it.

Let me tell you a couple of three things

had myself a cum AH AH had myself a cum

Ok?

They're not kids anymore

He feared that the kid would punch his entire crews fucking lights out

>That miserable FUCKING man!

based hugh telling it like it

If a man like that is going out with a woman, there could technically not be penisary contact with her Volvo.

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pure kino

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I can't blame Tony for fucking Svetlana. She was sexy, even with the one pin gone.

where did you get that picture of me

was it the chicken vindaloo or the shellfish?

was it tony's adrenaline that enabled him to outrun a 20 person fbi raid with weapons and dogs?

>If the shellfish came up undigested, how could they be the cause?

Tony was a gary stu.

They were not there for Tony, so he easily escaped.

you Yea Forums posters, you go to far! it was just a silly post

that makes sense

>they pin the fucking gardener to the ground
>nah let's let the new jersey crime boss run, we're not here for him lads

>Not posting Phils final form

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they assumed he was mexican, so they did what comes natural to them

Sal was still on the grounds, Tony was already running for a few minutes by then.

It had to be. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Wow, a gun that actually somewhat behaves like an actual gun? That's pretty good for the shitpranos

The whole show is Kevin finnertys dream you pleb. Duh.

You probably could get that done for a couple of twenties.

>be FBI
>be chief of 20+ agents squad to arrest NY crime boss
>don't encircle the house
>send agents piecemeal, don't have them coordinate with radio and shit
>let obese man escape the premises on foot in the snow
lmao what a shitshow

tony died at the end of season 1.
carmella was fbi

Shop at Big and Tall shops.

She was insanely smoking hot. Italian women are the best, when they're young, they fuck like animals and will rip a bitch's hair for you. But, like my cousins all learned, Italian women all go insane around 40.
But there's nothing like a big titted italian. More women than most anons are in any position to handle. But us schmuck Irish keep marrying them.

Why would Chrissy possess a cat and then spend his days looking at a portrait of himself

>Phil could transform into a house
>Carmella could stop time
What were some of the other characters super powers?

be huge, wear bowlling shirts. have a few really nice suits for special occasions. but most importantly, be confident like a boss in all of them

Vito could make a penis disappear, like magic!

Goddamn fuckin' white mages!

well i lean more on the reincarnation thing lol, and maybe possessiong a cat confuses you a bit, he stared at a picture of himself because there was just something powerful about it, and he sat there staring trying to remember. and maybe he did remember, the cat(chris) did relax outside satirales with paulie, like he always did in the good ol days

It's only been demonstrated that Carmella can slow time.

You know, when I watched it the first time I thought it was unrealistic. In the last couple of years, between that one FBI agent dropping his gun on the dance floor while drunk and Peter Strozk's shit show, I actually find the whole scene far more believable.

I wonder who could be behind this post

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Sure, everyone's human and the FBI fucks up no less than any other, but still. It's a major arrest, probably planned for months, they should have put on a better display than whatever the fuck that was

But Phil did undoubtedly turn into a house, albeit briefly
was he just haunting it?

It's kind of a moot point. The FBI should have had a helicopter. It's unrealistic.

It's not dignified.