/trek/

Picard's dress uniform, and fishmen.

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Who will play """her""" in the inevitable biopic?

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Johnny Depp

checked
Anna Paquin

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>talking to your sock puppet account in the discord
pretty cringe tbqhwu

That’s a man (male) dude guy

Good evening crewmen.
Care for a taste of my Nygean Algae Puffs? They're delicious!

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Season one is so shit.

I don't want anything you've had your filthy hands near.

This is season 2 user. Pulasky season.

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Why has /trek/ been so dead the last couple days?

everybody's too busy wacking it to this picture

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I know you're joking but I regularly masturbate furiously to this pic. Until someone can get me a pic where she's showing more skin then I will continue to use it.

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Based hairy Med master race.

IDK, Neelix. Does it come with a side of hugs and a glass of gentle friendship?

So dead? I've devoted my life to it for days now. Please recognize my quality posts and lack of reason to live. Thanks.

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>half betazoid in the show
>half klingon irl
impressive

>using the discord at all
Yikes

Half this, half that, it doesn't matter. 100% sexy, that's what matters.

>knowing what discord is
Double yikes

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after all of /trek/ recognizes it's greatness.

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God, I want to fuck a Greek woman. Ughn!

ok m8

STOP POSTING THIS PICURE OF RIKER WITH NO COMMENTARY IT MAKES ME ANGRY AND I CAN'T STAND IT

>computer, two large pies with pepperoni...
>...ekhm, computer, make it three, and a large soda

No, I won't. Your pissing and moaning now makes me glad this triggers you and only you. It's one post of 300, let it fucking go. Beardless Riker is kino and I will always propagate that.

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Fine, it doesn't bother me anyway. Keep posting it, see if I care.

Maybe you guys should just fuck already?

I sense samefag, capn

Everyone's a samefag, five guys, etc.

Can't we at least believe there are 15-20 people on the planet as autistic as us?

How does the Dubsminion manage to get dubs less than 10% of the time?

No, and I assume you're just me posting from a proxy.

By the glory of The Founders.

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Where did Luke get his green lightsaber?

He replicated it.

Why doesn't everyone just replicate a lightsaber?

The Vorta have gained the favor of the Founders once again

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Who says they don't?

The Dominion always seemed really boring to me

The Klingons, Romulans, and Borg all have strong visual and thematic styles which make them stand out but the only thing I remember about the Dominion are boring committee meetings
I hated all of their designs and none of their characters were interesting
Weyoun was okay and the idea of a clone is neat but he was played like such a greasy faggot that I hated having to listen to him

They never felt intimidating, threatening, or scary and I always fell asleep during their scenes

WORSHIP ME

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Costs too many credits.

Been a bit boring and slow here lately

Try having a conversation? Unless that reminds you too much of a Dominion committee meeting.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT HIS NECK
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You know who taught me to not take shit from anyone?

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kys faggot

Sorry sir

William Shatner will pronounce this word the way William Shatner wants in the cadence William Shatner wants. And don't you ever forget it, Mr. Director!

(Solid role model.)

Why did she have to break our hearts?

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>upconverts your post

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>the writers of deep space 9 pitched a 20 years later revival of ds9 but the current rights holders never heard of it so we get picard struggling to hold his soul in it's chalky prison instead

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You're just making the heartbreak worse. (But thanks.)

I miss VF

What would they do 20 yrs later? They pretty well wrapped things up didn't they?

I don't really like watching old people

beta orbiter

Jealous

section 31 decides bejor isn't joining the federation due to their religion and decide to destroy the temples and the worm hole, killing nog in the process

Yeah you're VF

Yeah no I'm not, but you are

Admit it, we both are.

Fuck off, VF

I love how she has them credit her as "Jess from Pittsburgh" instead of her full name, considering the only people that give a shit about her already know everything.

Nobody gives a shit, BF

>tfw tripfag drama om a mongolian basketweaving forum is more compelling than your actual life
It hurts, lads

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How about a Tim Burton Star Trek movie?

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how about you fuck yourself with a rake

have sex

That would make a good Tim Burton movie tbqh

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imagine fingering BF and VF at the same time, laying on their backs with their legs spread begging for more and kissing each other

how kinó would his version of Trek be?

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It would be pretentious and annoying kek

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They both disgust me viscerally

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>it's a Holodeck episode
>It's a Wesley Crusher episode
>It's a Worf episode

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I give a shit about BF and don't know everything because i'm not an autistic creep.

Is this some magic shit? I'm watching TNG for the first time and I'm at this episode exactly. Are you guys in my house?

Of course not Chris

Stop projecting

>watching trek
>romulans cross the neutral zone
>gotta go stop em
>riker looks straight into the camera and tells me "Let's just die. Let's just die. Let's just die."

They call him Quban Pete
He's the king of the Rumba beat
When he plays the maracas
They go chik-chiky-boom
Chik-chiky-boom

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>no stand alone Q movie about him trying to fart in picards mouth just as he's coming up from swimming a long time underwater and just about to take a deep breath

so is the entire movie just about Q trying to achieve this one fart or will it be a series of whacky farts?

>Don't you just love Halloween?

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he tries his hardest to get picard to swim a long distance underwater in order to set up the fart, picard uncertain as to this ultimate punchline, and doing his best to avoid it at every turn. as q subtley arranges for the event to take place, picard has no choice or the new enterprise will be destroyed.
after ingesting the fart he dies but q brings him back as a pair of sentiant frilly underpants, which q will wear for every taco tuesday for all eternity

Sometimes I wonder if Q just created and killed those Mexicans a minute later.

Sounds like Q is messing with you.

>projecting meme

Fuck off

I don't think Q can create anything, simply take from other places. He literally had to go find some Mexicans and tell them what they have to do. Like those animal things he used before he made Riker a Q.

Thats why Picard is such a shit captain to me. Romulans clearly violate the Neutral Zone and commit an act of war and espionage, and he's just like lol it's ok.

Fucking hypocrite faggot.

>watching trek
>allmaraine
>count to four, then three more
>sisko looks straight into the camera and tells me in a sing-song voice "Let's just die. Let's just die. Let's just die~"

>Beardless Riker is kino and I will always propagate that.
based.

i stand to this day they should've made riker captain, buff him up a little and make him captain, boom, you have tos but better.

I would by the Blu-ray.

I like this theory. Q is immortal and can manipulate space time, but he still has to spend a week auditioning mariachi bands and doing a rehearsal/orientation and grab a costume and cigar before popping back for a gag just to piss off Picard for 1 minute. I'd buy DVD and Laserdisc.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qJBLnt8cfRU

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>the actress quit because one of the jew producers called her fat and gave her the poop finger

She quit because she wanted to go bounce on Ted Danson's dick

so do i but you don't see me throwing my career away

Honesty is the best policy. Kudos.

No no my friend, you are the one who must "fuck off"

Who wouldn't? He's a sexy man.

So do you keep the feather from your cap in your ass when you aren't cleverly shitposting or what? Since that shit was weak

>feather from your cap in your ass
I'm not sure how to, I mean, wow user. Just, wow. You have some real issues to work on.

Different user, but my ass replicates feathers all day. Still working on the cap. Need to dilate more.

pusy

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wow is a womanly non-response

Fuck off is also a non-response. Are you even trying?

I am still pissed that they never did a TV show with Riker commanding the USS Titan, or let him lead the rest of the cast in more TNG movies if Stewart and Spiner wanted too much money, or didn't want to make anymore. Sadly, the TNG moves became all about those two, to the detriment of the ensemble.

She did porn. There's a hot scene online of her being a sexy MILF secretary.

Riker vehicle? Meh. I like Frakes as a person and he's a good director, but he wasn't a good actor and the character was pretty spotty. I'd unironically prefer a Geordie or Worf show. Hell, maybe O'Brien or Troi. I know people say they like the Titan books, but on screen I don't see it.

Aspies hate chad riker

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Christmas is my favorite.

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If the Frakes driven show is an ensemble like TNG, it could work. Like you said, Burton is a much better actor. Honestly, I'd rather have a Captain La Forge show. He was good in Voyager.

this was a stupid two-parter

>He was good in Voyager
You made me look up the USS Challenger.
Well played. But fuck it. Either show. I'm onboard.

Could be worse. Could be a Lwaxana Troi episode.

Believe all mindraped women.

I don't have to pretend with guys

What happened to Trekkie229?

I don't have to pretend with guys
You sound like a slut

How about you Recognize that not all us are normal and not be mean?

I hate that others have girlfriends

>It's a Worf episode
>reaction image
Moron. His story arc was one of the most kino from TNG.

I'm on trek thread
I'm jaded
I'm emotionally
Dad thinks I'm a failure

Probably killed himself

Maybe he's still here?

I want to impress others by being smart. How do you do it, /trek/?

everyone thinks I'm a joke so I bully people online.

That just sounds Happy.

I piss myself often

just be yourself

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I reply to posts I dislike

I'm smart but I wish I weren't

I haven't watched TV in 17 years

I want to fit in but I'm scared of sex

I want to be in starfleet, but my mom won't let me

So if the demon class clones were heading BACK to the demon planet.. why the fuck did Voyager answer their distress call? Shouldn't the ships have been heading in the opposite directions??

Fucking Voyager. Seven's jumbo tits are the only reason I watch this show.

A starfleet officer wouldn't answer a distress call because it's not on the way to their destination? What?

based tranny destroyer

But their hundreds of lightyears apart. It's not a question of why but how. Those two ships shouldn't be anywhere near one another.

>So if the demon class clones were heading BACK to the demon planet
They weren't They were on a course towards Earth. Did you even watch the episode? Clone Paris and Chakotay try to convince clone Janeway to go back to the demon class planet but she refuses.
>blame voyager for its writing
>but you didn't even watch the episode

Course: Oblivion was one of the best VOY plots, even if it made no sense as a sequel to Demon

I did and they turned around. They were well on their way back to the demon planet when everyone started to die.

>They were well on their way back to the demon planet
They had only just decided to turn around when they finally died.

VOY S6E26 Unimatrix Zero
>EMH: Another milestone. You've had your first dream.
>SEVEN: I felt awake.
>EMH: Dreams can often seem quite real.
VOY S4E25 One
>SEVEN: Personal log, Seven of Nine, stardate 51932.4. The twenty ninth day in the Mutara nebula. I believe I'm beginning to feel the effects of this prolonged isolation. My dreams have been disturbing.
Did the writers forget that 7 could already dream while regenerating two years prior? Why is it suddenly a new experience for her?

Who cares

She could also dream in the one with the dream stalker aliens.

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They were lightyears on their way back to the demon planet. And why would they be closer to Earth than the real Voyager in the first place?

>And why would they be closer to Earth than the real Voyager in the first place?
Because they didn't stop every episode to solve a problem of the week

How do you know that? How do we as viewers know that? They were identical replications, so liogic dictates that they would also make detours. Half of the episodes between Demon and Oblivion could have been the replicas for all we know. Furthermore, why didn't they encounter one another during their trip back to Earth?

>How do you know that?
Because Voyager caught up with them.

your logic does seem irrefutable

>when the Voyager writers thought they killed off Naomi's mom which is why she never appeared after Season 5
>when the Voyager writers thought they killed off Joe Carey which is why he's only in time travel episodes
>when the Voyager writers say Tuvok and Vorik are the only Vulcans on board but sometimes they pull others out of their ass

oh no, my autism was in remission but it's flaring up again

Sounds like a great show

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Don't be such a little fucking bitch bro

The first one is true. Some time during season 5 or 6 the writers went,
>"Hey, wouldn't it be progressive if we invented a Starfleet gay couple who become Naomi's surrogate dads? Since Samantha (her mom) is dead and all"
>"She's not dead"
>"Oh, never mind then"

Fuck you stupid faggot ass webm posting cunt

Retarded cock sucker fuck you why do you even breathe

Autistic rainbow puzzle ass bitch

Cartoon chink posting retard grow the fuck up already

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lel

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Fuck you

I swear I've seen you posting somewhere else before..

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I'm the fuck you poster
Fuck you

>TNG 2x19
>Season one is so shit.

Fuck you and your faggot cartoons

Wanna practice with me? :)

Fuck your shiny bald nigger head crazy lookin motherfucker

Fuck you

Fuck you and your retard hat

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>I'm the faggot you poster
Now I know where I've seen you before

He admitted he was wrong. That's brave.

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

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Picard is consistently a shit. He constantly fucks up. Like not nuking the borg with hugh. Bends over backwards for the treacherous Romulans. Who pay back his good will by cloning him. Bends over backwards to prevent war with Cardies despite the objections of peaceful colonists. Directly causing the Dominion war.

Picard killed billions.

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Why is the Klingon civil war so comfy? Is it the Klingon tits? The deep dive in to how absolutely mad house klingon society is? The Romulan Tasha? What?

these gene wife episodes feel really mean spirited

Everything feels mean spirited to you

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if she can read his mind why is he trying to trick her?

G A G H
A
G A G H
H

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Imagine thinking about violently fucking her knowing full well she can hear those thoughts

who fucking cares
none of this matters
nothing does
we're all just going to die

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you first

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:( Want a hug?

trek frens

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Was it a tranny?

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No, just ugly

Would be a good way for an in the closet man to pretend he's fucking a man without outing himself. I wouldn't know anything about that of course. hahahahahahaha

trek was always ahead of its time

Checked

Of course, user. Of course.

At least she isn't a nigger

YOU'RE JUST
A FUCKING
TRANNY
AAAAAAAAAAA

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wood u

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Christopher "Gene roddenberry and the corporate kikes" Pike

this poster is a nigger

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u (wood)

Should I get a cat?

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Sure, if you've given up on life.

>implying I ever had hope

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>i quit ds9 because "makeup" was "hard"

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I wanna hate fuck this Cardassian slime so bad

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There is always hope cope, user.

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Mommy

CUT MY THREAD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REPOST

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I want this furry slut to plant her fluffy ass directly on my fucking face holy fucking shit I'm so fucking horny thinking about pulling her tail as you're balls deep in her animal pussy holy fuck

You know, for a coomer, that's pretty based.

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Why does the furfag talk to himself?

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Why do you talk at all, VF?

Take a jerk off break, buddy.

I thought it was weird that he considered quitting Starfleet to become a slave trader.

Because I want VF to talk.

make a n ew thread

Fuck off, VF

she has a face like Mike from red letter media

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hi, are u guys ready for ses 3?

Picard had a horse fetish, right?

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Nope. Just you.

You're speculating. You can't prove.

I actually missed the episode where Wess "left" the show why'd he leave the ship on the first place?

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Race mixing?

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Thank you. Picard is only above Janeway in captain rankings. His arrogance about everything pisses me off to no end too. Especially his zeal for the Prime Directive. Dooming species to extinction for the Directive's sake is an abhorrant act.

I spit at your opinion and throw used tp in your mouth.

they covered it up, but he fucked naomi wildman in a jeffries tube and she told star fleet. Westley was 18, she was 11. Space rules

Picard provides stability and he affirms the basically good and decent nature of humanity. I would like to have irl friends but it's not in the cards.

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ducat didd nothing wrong

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If you're here, I'd recommend it over a dog. But consider Sea Monkeys or Chia Pets. Start off easy.

No.

Great note. So user should get a gold fish. You're right.

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You're dismissed.

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don't post with no text. it's spam

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you hurt the thread

/1701/ WHERE YOU AT
moobers is a KING.

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Fuck the discord trannys

King discard tranny has a thing where he crys about how mentally ill he is and asks people to buy stuf

It's Friday night, give it a rest

Discord trannys raid and ruin / trek/

The absolutely perfect Harry Kim pic.

Discord is fucked and eye opening

You must be 18 or older to post here.

Jokes on you. I'm not technically part of your command structure.

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Discord kills the /trek/

The /trek/ is strong, stronger than the discord trannys

>I see you're wearing your regulation janitor's jumpsuit. Now get to cleaning, Sambo!