>starts screeching at 5am in the morning
Starts screeching at 5am in the morning
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Magpies are based
why are other country's magpies so gay while ours are so based?
life in prison gets boring
I've had a nest right outside my window for the past 5 years, I don't know about magpies if they return to their nests but they are usually there around april and get kids and leave. Its a nice way of knowing spring is finally here.
>laughs at OP
They like to heckle the cats in my area, it's fun to see
Indeed they do, sometimes it doesn't go so well. Seems like a high stakes thing to do.
They make really good pets if you kidnap them from their nest and raise them as babies. High intelligence.
THATS RIGHT UP WITH THE SUN YOU LAZY CUNT
>5am
pathetic
I saw a kookie sitting on a goal post from the train just on the weekend and realised how long it had been since I'd seen one. I live in a relatively rural area and there used to be plenty around. Not so much anymore. :(
I used to have dozens of birds in my garden, all different types living in harmony. Then these magpie niggers moved in and scared the rest off. No more birdsong just that constant abrasive clacker from dawn til dusk.
>Swoops you when you are riding to school
The other birds may have been killed by cats
You're thinking of grackles not magpie
FUCKING BASED
I’m not ashamed to admit for my entire life I always thought a kookaburras call was a monkey when they used it in movies. I’m 28. In my defense I don’t live in Australia
Brother from another mother sqaaawk
for me it’s these obnoxious faggots
i had 20 of those waking me up during the summer, right on the terrace
Greeting ladies.
CAAAAAW
Imaging being such a soi boi you get based by Chad birds
You're a modern mammal and they are just flying dinosaurs and yet you still get bested Jesus